The Giant Bomb Quick Look Thread 2

As a DOA fan, the boobs never attracted me, it was always the fightin. I'm still kinda embarresed on the way DOA has expanded to Beach Vollyball and swimsuits...

EDIT: I value my fighting game story's. Thank you very much. :P
 
...hey.

Wait a minute. Did anyone else notice the stuffed plush Luchadeer over Ryan's shoulder in the XCOM QL?

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Is that from a fan? Or a sign of things to come?
 
They'll only call it that if one of them goes into a bad Cockney accent, and then they'll say footy.

What a weird question to ask. Will they call the thing the thing that it's called or the thing that it's not called?
 

Oooooh, the Nacho Man. Yeaaah. Ten thousand years as Intercontinental Champion, Oooooh yeeeah! Snap into a Nacho. History beckons the Nacho Man! Oh yeah? Nachos? Well Nacho's were made to be broken. AND YOUR NACHO COULD BE BROKEN! You been running from Nacho like I've got cheese! Hulkamania is like a single grain of sand in the Sahara desert that is Nacho Madness. Elizabeth...Elizabeth...will you marry me?
 
Damnit, Brad.

Why can't you ever just come into a GAF thread just to kick it? You know, just chill out, shoot the shit, post about whatevs.

It's always gotta be because of drama. :(
 
Damnit, Brad.

Why can't you ever just come into a GAF thread just to kick it? You know, just chill out, shoot the shit, post about whatevs.

It's always gotta be because of drama. :(

To be fair those drama queens make a fool out of themselves everytime. And when Brad responds it's even more funny since hes always so damn right.
 
Damnit, Brad.

Why can't you ever just come into a GAF thread just to kick it? You know, just chill out, shoot the shit, post about whatevs.

It's always gotta be because of drama. :(
Because that's what their own forums are for, if anything. Do what sane people do and-... follow him on Twitter if you want to have a chance at becoming 'Internet buddies'.
 
WHERES THE ANGRY BIRDS TRILOGY QUICK LOOK?

oh and fire pro looks ok for a wrestling game I guess. Rope physics look as good as current Yukes games.


WWE All Stars will remain as the best wrestling game this generation. Fuck you THQ.
 
Gateways is like, Peak Indie Game. An indie sidescroller with pixel art and quirky humor and a puzzle mechanic gimmick that is clearly the devs trying to make 2D Portal. All it needs is an ending that's either a lawlz whacky randum munkee cheez xD musical bit or a somber message about bulimia and they'll never have to make another indie game ever again.
 
Gateways is like, Peak Indie Game. An indie sidescroller with pixel art and quirky humor and a puzzle mechanic gimmick that is clearly the devs trying to make 2D Portal. All it needs is an ending that's either a lawlz whacky randum munkee cheez xD musical bit or a somber message about bulimia and they'll never have to make another indie game ever again.

A lot of the games Patrick does QL's for is kind of what I think Brad and Ryan were referencing when talking about Hell Yeah. About how it's not the typical 2d game that gets made now.
 
Wasn't the Kinect thing supposed to start five minutes ago now? It fell of the schedule but chat hasn't appeared or anything. :(

Edit: The stream is up on Twitch.tv and they're streaming a basketball in front of techno music.
 
I think it's more of a joke about how you tend to describe nearly any slightly quirky game as "WEIRD" and "CANNOT BE DESCRIBED"
Thank you for posting it before I could.


Especially for someone with as much experience as Brad, these games really aren't all that weird in the larger scheme of things.
 
I haven't seen a Kinect game quick look in a while so this livestream reminds me that a) these games are so utterly terrible in every possible way it should be illegal to ask money for this crap and b) why I watch these Kinect quick looks.
 
I guess we should be thankful for how long they spent in the menus considering how ropey the in-ring action looks like in FPW.
 
Watching patrick play that was aweful, painful and horribly unprofessional. He needed way more than just a few hours with the game.

I mean compare this quick look to hell yeah's quicklook.

One of them is actually informative and entertaining, the other is watching a dude play a game he's not good at and hasn't even completed half of.

It was infuriating watching Patrick try and play the game. It took him way too long to figure out that he was placing the gateways in the wrong order to become smaller.
 
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