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[Escape Goat]

Guys in track pants, where you can see their junk swinging? Mmmm.

Where are you finding these guys?

 

[SpaceBridge]

Where are you finding these guys?

Supermarket. Three of them at checkout. All in their prime.

 

[Escape Goat]

I've never encountered this phenomenon before. I dont notice many people wearing track pants I guess.

 

[Dany]

Sweat pants and a tight shirt.

Makes no sense but damn....

 

[SpaceBridge]

I've never encountered this phenomenon before. I dont notice many people wearing track pants I guess.

Stop shopping at expense organic grocers.

 

[MyAbsolution]

A single man in his thirties is clearly gay. I'm the youngest, 20 and my siblings are older so I'm the complete opposite of rich but I do spoil them

I still felt it applied to me... One time at a family get together for Xmas when I was 23, my aunt was all drunk and asking out loud how I could be so handsome and not have a girlfriend. I was super embarrassed as I was not out to family at that point >_<

And at college it seems like im one of the only girls that is single (im not a girl but my posse i call "the girls")

EDIT: And yeah you did look very cute doing ... whatever it was you were doing

 

[Dany]

Dany looks so cute "dancing"! :3

:3 How did I manage to miss your compliment? Thanks

 

[fernoca]

Guess the opposite would be something like a "single gay man in his 30; is straight"...

But yeah, I know a few guys in their 30s that are single and straight. In those cases, aside the occational fling, quick fuck... they're just not interested in relationships, or focused on their carriers or whatever.

At least around here.

 

[tamaster92]

I think I'm turning into a slut xD

 

[SpaceBridge]

I think I'm turning into a slut xD

Details?

 

[Henchmen21]

Hey gays.

edit: Yeah Tamaster92, don't leave us hanging.

 

[Prez]

I'd love to find someone to hook up with on a dating site, but with every guy I just can't help but wonder how many people he's had sex with or maybe they end up being less attractive than what their photos show.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I think I'm turning into a slut xD

I want to know all the details! Don't get too graphic though or Mumei will ban you!

Spoiler

jk Mumei <3

 

[MyAbsolution]

He kind of told the deets on skype chat

 

[RatskyWatsky]

He kind of told the deets on skype chat

Re post them here! :O

jk

 

[Henchmen21]

Sigh....

Wish I had a hot guy to cuddle with right now.

 

[Delio]

Sigh....

Wish I had a hot guy to cuddle with right now.

Fuck that I want someone to fuck right now.

 

[Escape Goat]

I just ordered a steak from outback. Mmmm meat.

 

[Henchmen21]

I just ordered a steak from outback. Mmmm meat.

Are you posting from there? Cause I don't remember them delivering.

 

[Escape Goat]

Are you posting from there? Cause I don't remember them delivering.

No, I have to go pick it up in 10 minutes.

 

[Dead Prince]

No, I have to go pick it up in 10 minutes.

Will you pick up the meat in the rear?

 

[Escape Goat]

Will you pick up the meat in the rear?

I'm going to devour it and lick up the juice with my fries.

 

[SpaceBridge]

I just ordered a steak from outback. Mmmm meat.

My kind of man: appreciates a good piece of meat.

Tell me you didn't get it well done?

Edit: I got a nice big potato wedge for you to sop up that juice.

 

[Escape Goat]

My kind of man: appreciates a good piece of meat.

Tell me you didn't get it well done?

No. I got it medium. Pink on the outside and a little red on the inside.

 

[SpaceBridge]

No. I got it medium. Pink on the outside and a little red on the inside.

Good boy.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

You should have ordered it raw.

 

[shintoki]

You should have ordered it raw.

Should have went out, and hunted it down yourself!

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Should have went out, and hunted it down yourself!

Damn straight!

 

[SpaceBridge]

Should have went out, and hunted it down yourself!

Now thats hot. Caveman sex ftw.

Grunt for me teh hamburglar.

 

[Delio]

Medium Rare is the best gurls.

 

[A.E Suggs]

Oh absolutely. The store's standards of beauty and attraction is to a point twisted. There is nothing wrong with loving that body type at all or any,but that store idolizes that shit to the point that its easily has a presence of trying to impose a type of supremacy above any other other types of body image or types of people, whether its body size, body hair(hell even haircut FFS) or racial and ethnicity(even considering the tolken black guys and like 2 asian guys).

So they are doing what they are supposed to do then? I mean the point of most of these places is to do like you say and make looking like them unattainable. Thats how they make the most of their money.

 

[SpaceBridge]

Medium Rare is the best gurls.

We all know you prefer Veal.

 

[Delio]

We all know you prefer Veal.

OMG YOU SO FUNNY. IM LAUGHING SO HARD!

 

[SpaceBridge]

OMG YOU SO FUNNY. IM LAUGHING SO HARD!

My mom says im funny too.

 

[shintoki]

Now thats hot. Caveman sex ftw.

Grunt for me teh hamburglar.

I see. Go out and take it back to you're cave. Baste and butter it up. Then devour.

 

[Delio]

My mom says im funny too.

Mom's are known to be nice to their kids just because.

 

[SpaceBridge]

I see. Go out and take it back to you're cave. Baste and butter it up. Then devour.

Butter is a vegetable.

 

[shintoki]

Butter is a vegetable.

It doesn't matter, I have to post it now that butter was questioned

 

[Escape Goat]

Now thats hot. Caveman sex ftw.

Grunt for me teh hamburglar.

 

[Sai-kun]

We all know you prefer Veal.

slain

 

[SpaceBridge]

Wait to ruin the mood.

 

[Henchmen21]

What did I miss while I was eating?

^^^ She's not half as bad as that one chick on food network or is it cooking channel. That one trashy chick. Forgot her name. She acts like she's from the Bronx.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Arr arr arroooga

 

[Escape Goat]

Wait to ruin the mood.

.

 

[Mystic Theurge]

:O

Is that you, Teh Hamburglar?

 

[Escape Goat]

:O

Is that you, Teh Hamburglar?

Good lord! I wish it were.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

.

Who is that?

 

[Escape Goat]

Who is that?

I have no idea. I found him on a muscle bear tumblr for SpaceBridge

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I have no idea. I found him on a muscle bear tumblr for SpaceBridge

What tumblr? ;}

 

[Dany]

So....what's y'all up to tonight?