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[Baconsammy]

iBooks finally has sharing!!!!...oh, just quotes. Not actual books.

 

[polyh3dron]

srsly, enough numbers Tim, we get it.

 

[CrankyJay]

Please edit this to say continous trolling

 

[Espresso]

Somebody get this man a glass of water.

 

[Technosteve]

instant paper?

 

[xxracerxx]

Oh man, social shit while reading now.

I still just cannot get into reading on iPads. Give me a real book any day.

 

[Aiii]

Why would I want to scroll a book? Seems pointless.

 

[D4Danger]

lol apple charts

 

[Gary Whitta]

Come on Macs!

 

[Chris R]

Imagine the growth rate of Mac if Apple actually cared about the desktop market!

 

[victreeb3l]

i cant stop laughing lol. tim sounds like hes telling me a bed time story

 

[Chuckl3s]

Somebody get this man a glass of water.

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[Majine]

Oh, Mac talk. Gotta trash that Windows 8 party.

 

[Baconsammy]

This guy sounds like he's talking to tiny children, but he's got a vibe about him that I wouldnt ever want him near my child.

 

[Kiraly]

MACBROOK PRO RETINA INCOMING

 

[Weenerz]

I hate Tim Cook's voice, it's so weird and pedo-ish.

 

[grimshawish]

If he says 'thing' one more time...

 

[JBuccCP]

Yeah I'd never heard Tim Cook give one of these but he has a real PBS kids show style that's really bizarre at this type of event.

 

[KingKong]

here we go

 

[noah111]

PHIL!! Mac time, my favorite time.

 

[Radec]

:lol at the audience

 

[Enco]

What's up with the Cook hate? Sheesh.

You're acting like he's throwing insults out and dancing naked.

 

[Sophia]

Maac announcement. Aww yeah.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Preach it, Tim!

 

[Anticitizen One]

im glad tim cook isnt wearing black today. He needs to be his own man not steve jobs wannabe

 

[AstroNut325]

Phil on stage... HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS!

 

[AlexMeloche]

Ughh, Tim Cook looks like there's a gun pointed at him. I miss Steve Jobs.

 

[LiK]

I hate Tim Cook's voice, it's so weird and pedo-ish.

he's not a good speaker at all.

 

[Ty4on]

What? Number one desktop?

 

[Keylime]

I can't hear you guys over how swoon I am for T-Cooks right now.

If my parents ever died, I'd want him to be the one to call me and tell me about it. If my 401K tanked, I'd want Cookie Bear to be the one to give it to me straight.

Dat Cook...

 

[shadyspace]

When you say your gains in the market are "incredible" it sounds like you're dumbfounded that it actually happened. No confidence.

 

[Nuborn]

http://www.ustream.tv/ipadmini if you don't want the annoying ass cnet people talking over the conference.

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

The mac has been outselling the PC... Macs aren't personal computers?

 

[pxleyes]

#1. The only number that matters.

 

[SlowRevolution]

holy shit he just can't catch a break with you guys. Stay gold Tim.

 

[Artemisia]

13 MACBOOK PRO AIR UPGRADE PLEASE ALLAHHHH

 

[polyh3dron]

here we go y'all.

new imac, new 13" retina MBP

 

[Gary Whitta]

What's up with the Cook hate? Sheesh.

You're acting like he's throwing insults out and dancing naked.

Didn't you get the memo? Hating anything Apple makes you cool.

 

[xxracerxx]

Give it to me!

iMac in my mouth!

 

[plainr_]

I hate Tim Cook's voice, it's so weird and pedo-ish.

I do find his voice very creepy. lol

 

[Technosteve]

Maccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

 

[.GqueB.]

srsly, enough numbers Tim, we get it.

The stats about texting was weird:

"This is how impersonal we've all gotten. TRILLIONS of messages!!!"

 

[pswii60]

Keep patting yourself on the back, Apple.

 

[acheron_xl]

This guy sounds like he's talking to tiny children, but he's got a vibe about him that I wouldnt ever want him near my child.

It's because he's Southern, isn't it?

 

[Dany]

I like Phil more.

 

[victreeb3l]

phil wooo

 

[Chris R]

Just iMac and MBP on screen

 

[brotkasten]

I wonder how many jabs at Windows 8 he got.

"Just a few months ago we introduced perhaps the best we've ever created the best ever."

What.

 

[robotnjik]

Wonder, are they using Power Point for presentation?

 

[Baconsammy]

Mom Jeans.