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I feel this sums up moderate republicans and the GOP / far right hate brigade:

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lol what kind of reality do these people live in. how the hell does this happen?

I get fiscal conservatism, but where the hell does this non-sense about re-electing Obama = not loving god come from? Very strange to see such a large proportion of Americans being so irrational and melodramatic about these things.

It can't just be Fox news... I'm sure that's not helping but there must be something else going on. Inadequate education? Lack of critical thinking?
 
The amount of people that are still having a freak-out over "The Electoral College is rigged!!! Popular vote should decide it!!!!!!" on Facebook (at least for some of my friends) is kind of mind boggling. : /

Especially because Obama is winning the popular vote by a bit over 2.5 million people right now.
 
lol what kind of reality do these people live in. how the hell does this happen?

I get fiscal conservatism, but where the hell does this non-sense about re-electing Obama = not loving god come from? Very strange to see such a large proportion of Americans being so irrational and melodramatic about these things.

It can't just be Fox news... I'm sure that's not helping but there must be something else going on. Inadequate education? Lack of critical thinking?

The republic party has successfully tied religion into their platform full bore. And when faith is involved all other bets are off.
 
lol what kind of reality do these people live in. how the hell does this happen?

I get fiscal conservatism, but where the hell does this non-sense about re-electing Obama = not loving god come from? Very strange to see such a large proportion of Americans being so irrational and melodramatic about these things.

It can't just be Fox news... I'm sure that's not helping but there must be something else going on. Inadequate education? Lack of critical thinking?

Probably a mix of : Being too religious + easy to brainwash through media and propaganda + just being dumb.

For some reason, the USA have a lot of these people.
 
My family and extended family are strangely quiet this morning. It's actually funny, most of my liberal facebook friends have not said a word or posted anything pro-Obama or anything liberal whatsoever the entire election while my conservative friends and families have been nonstop with the bullshit for months now. Since last night though complete opposite.
 
Mother of god. This incredible post was posted on my Facebook from a gay Republican I know:

"well im glad for all u obama supporters now that since your all back in so in the next 4 years they can start putting the chip in your hand telling you what to do cutting everything, putting you in jail for not having health insurance which alot cannot already afford go ahead and so that everyone who dont want too or dont care to work can just go ahead and get on welfare and let all of us working class people pay for it well you set on your crummy butts and everything go to other countries so like china can own us even more and your lights are out in your home etc go ahead cause this is what you voted for so really you all just killed us all look out west virginia he is going to get us now."
 
Has Ted Nugent said anything? I remember he said a few months back that he would either be "dead or in prison" if Obama is re-elected.
 
The republic party has successfully tied religion into their platform full bore. And when faith is involved all other bets are off.

this is unfair. it's more like religious nut jobs successfully infiltrated the party. the writing is on the wall that this needs to change going forwards. either they ignore it and lose again in four years, or they move more towards the center. either way it's a good thing.

it's not just about the presidential election. look at gay marriage winning in multiple states when it's never won a state level vote before. times they are a changing. this is no surprise to anyone with their eyes open, because it's been obvious which way the countries feeling on social issues is heading. many republicans are aware of this, and angry at the party and fox news for ignoring it.

because, well, it just lost them an election.
 
Mother of god. This incredible post was posted on my Facebook from a gay Republican I know:

"well im glad for all u obama supporters now that since your all back in so in the next 4 years they can start putting the chip in your hand telling you what to do cutting everything, putting you in jail for not having health insurance which alot cannot already afford go ahead and so that everyone who dont want too or dont care to work can just go ahead and get on welfare and let all of us working class people pay for it well you set on your crummy butts and everything go to other countries so like china can own us even more and your lights are out in your home etc go ahead cause this is what you voted for so really you all just killed us all look out west virginia he is going to get us now."

I didn't know such a thing existed.
 
I've unfriended one person and blocked posts from two. Not because they are republican but because their posts were incredibly stupid and ignorant and I don't want to have my feed filled with their nonsense. It's amusing when it's people you don't know, but depressing when it's people you thought you knew and respected and now see in a very different light.
 
Wow, my cousin posted something that apparently a family member of someone she knows posted:

In the next four years you will see health cares cost rise, gas prices over $5 per gallon, it will be illegal to possess a firearm, no more such thing as small business, unemployment at 25%, the white man now becomes the minority and we will all be required to wear rags on our heads and get down on our knees and bow to our black islamic president. I hope you all who supported him remember this when you see the terrorists enter our beloved country. Just my opinion but wait and see!!!!!!
 
Other than religious zealots accusing Obama of being the Antichrist, my Facebook feed isn't as entertaining as I'd hoped.
 
The far right / GOP / Tea Party movement has to die off soon right? as the old fucks who support it wither and die and Fox News start pandering to a new audience of younger, less dead people?

It seems the younger idiots are by and large just parroting their environment, but I feel that "young" America is far more liberal and the Pubs will have to start to appeal to them at some point.
 
Greg Abbott ‏@GregAbbott_TX
#Texas remains the reddest of states. Now more than ever Texas must lead the nation.


YeeeHaaaa
 
Im in Northern Kentucky and while these people are on my friends list, alot of them are work friends and not people I hang out with.

This is the last political rant I am going to post. I work my ass off EVERY DAY in school or work or at home. I am trying to do something with my life. I DO NOT get any kind of government assistance and have been refused any help because I "make too much money". Good to know that APPARENTLY barely above poverty supports a family of 5. Neither here nor there, because I have 3 children and my husband is disabled, I have been told by county workers that if I want to quit my job I can get food stamps, medicaid, and housing assistance until i finish school. My husband pays our rent, ON TIME, EVERY MONTH, WITHOUT and government handouts. I'm in work or school 60 hours+ EVERY week. If you dont have a job and you are living off the system, you are part of the problem. Dont like what I have to say then fucking delete me because I'm over all you obama lovers voting for him because he feeds the system and all the idiots abusing it. I'm actually doing something with my life and I cant get help through college but if want to sit on my ass and do nothing with my life the government is okay with that because I have kids? FUCK THAT

From the Husband:

I am pissed!!! My wife works her ass off going to college full time and working full full time to support her disabled husband and 3 kids and cannot get any help from our government. While fat ass people with no job sponges off the system Fuck That! This country has gone to hell!

I just want to say, too bad your dick is not disabled, maybe you wouldnt be in the mess you are in.

More:

Looks like Goldman Sachs won....again....voter education should be the focus of the next 4 years....

Seriously, America?! What are you thinking? Remember it's what we can do for our country, not what our country can do for us. Disappointed.

SO this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause!?

Its glorious, should have done this last night, noticed some good ones were deleted this morning.
 
"Yes, the body of the country is sicker than I thought. And now we must wait. Sigh."

I think I've graded a paper with this as the opening sentence.

Why are these people so verbose? There's no median. It's either a person dragging their shit-clenched knuckles across shale while screaming, "Nigger," between heavy, desperate breaths, or bullshit from on high, to be scrawled into a stone tablet and passed around and recited as scripture at their next Scentsy party.

Act like fucking human beings, dimwits.
 
SMH @ these people saying that people voted against God and that America was founded on Christianity.

Thomas Jefferson said:
"I have examined all the known superstitions of the world and I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature. They
are all alike founded on fables and mythology. Millions of innocent men,
women, and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been
burnt, tortured, fined, and imprisoned. What has been the effect of this
coercion? To make one half the world fools and the other half hypocrites; to
support roguery and error all over the earth."

Thomas Jefferson said:
"Christianity...(has become) the most perverted system that ever shone on
man...Rogueries, absurdities and untruths were perpetrated upon the
teachings of Jesus by a large band of dupes and imposters led by Paul, the
first great corruptor of the teachings of Jesus."

Thomas Jefferson said:
"The clergy converted the simple teachings of Jesus into an engine for
enslaving mankind and adulturated by artificial constructions into a
contrivance to filch wealth and power to themselves...these clergy in fact,
constitute the real Anti-Christ."

John Adams said:
"Where do we find a precept in the Bible for Creeds, Confessions, Doctrines
and Oaths, and whole cartloads of other trumpery that we find religion
encumbered with in these days?"

There's more but this is the best one:

Adams signed the Treaty of Tripoli. Article 11 states
"The Government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the
Christian religion."
 
The far right / GOP / Tea Party movement has to die off soon right? as the old fucks who support it wither and die and Fox News start pandering to a new audience of younger, less dead people?

It seems the younger idiots are by and large just parroting their environment, but I feel that "young" America is far more liberal and the Pubs will have to start to appeal to them at some point.

Lets hope so. Here in MT, we're very much stuck with the older generations taking majority of the vote, but the last 2 elections the state has become slightly more liberal, usually electing Dems in everything except presidency.

Its ironic because Rehberg had a ton of ads saying Tester and Obama agree 97% of the time. Tester wins here, but not bams.
 
I've never been a big PoliGAF follower, but now going back through some of, say, Pctx's posts leading up to the election is amazingly delicious.
 
Im in Northern Kentucky and while these people are on my friends list, alot of them are work friends and not people I hang out with.



From the Husband:



I just want to say, too bad your dick is not disabled, maybe you wouldnt be in the mess you are in.

Usually people who are disabled get Social Security payments every month. Does this guy get Social Security payments every month?
 
HOLY SH*** enough salt to go into competition with this:

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LULZ! And to think a good chunk of conservatives think democrats are far/fringe left.
 
Greg Abbott ‏@GregAbbott_TX
#Texas remains the reddest of states. Now more than ever Texas must lead the nation.


YeeeHaaaa

As the hispanic population keeps moving further and further north out of the RGV(south Texas). Texas has a pretty good chance of becoming a blue state, no?
 
I had the opposite happen, i have a friend who for the past year has posted the most insane stuff about how conservatives were going to rise up and beat down the godless liberals. the typical non-sense from the far right, but last night after Romney lost, he changed his avatar to an Obama one as per a bet he had made with a liberal poster and he posted three or four updates praying that Obama has a good second term and apologising if he had went too far the past year, that he just got very worked up by everything, his clarity was amazing.

On ther other hand, I had a friend wonder out loud how someone could have voted for Obama and consider themselves a Christian...
 
The salt at my job is glorious. We have crazy republicans here (propaganda type). They thought it was going to a be a land slide victory for Romney.

I would have came in today even if it was my day off :D
 
SMH @ these people saying that people voted against God and that America was founded on Christianity.









There's more but this is the best one:


sigh... how has America moved so backwards in this regard? If any current sitting president/presidential candidate explicitly said any of these things they would be burned at the stake by the bible belt folks.
 
As the hispanic population keeps moving further and further north out of the RGV(south Texas). Texas has a pretty good chance of becoming a blue state, no?

actually, what would make sense is for everyone who wanted to leave America if Obama won again, would be if they all moved to Texas. Texas still votes every four years on whether or not to secede right? then they could have their very own far right country. seems like the only plausible plan.
 
I feel like you guys should be declaring a national emergency and having all of the world's best psychiatrists descend upon the bible belt. Some of these comments aren't funny as I hoped they'd be, theyre actually fucking nuts!
 
As the hispanic population keeps moving further and further north out of the RGV(south Texas). Texas has a pretty good chance of becoming a blue state, no?

Lots of Hispanics are religious. Lots of the religious folk are Republican.

I think the best way to make Texas more blue is from within. No good to depend on demographics. The religious thing has a lot to do with it.

As long as Obama doesn't go after guns too much or change immigration laws Texas sure as hell isn't getting any redder, though.
 
My relatively small social circle is devoid of tears.
Nay, it was a place of jubilation.

This thread...
It gives me life.

Thank you, GAF.
Thank you.
 
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