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[Lionel Mandrake]

You should play along. See what happens.

For GAF's amusement.

 

[Pineconn]

i have a gf. shrug

Doesn't hurt to have a backup. shrug

 

[Aquamarine]

Perfect. OP, are you really that unexperienced?

OP HAS MET AND TALKED TO A GIRL?

This is obviously a thread of lies.

 

[Wazzim]

PS3 finally got game.

 

[MagicWithEarvin]

Are you an ambassador.

z_z

lol

 

[Wunder]

a/s/l

 

[Ermac]

cmon guys i know its a trap

 

[Surface of Me]

I had phone sex with a girl over Xbox Live a few times.

 

[def sim]

the classic of true chinese cuisine, general tsos chicken

Hey, you did alright.

 

[oracrest]

yes

so what do we do about this thread now OP?

have you thought this through? hhhhhmmm?

When all else fails, GIF thread...

 

[madmackem]

The poster on the other end of the message absolutely has a cock.

First post.

 

[Rubius]

cmon guys i know its a trap

Or is it? I have some female friends who talk to me online like this. Seriously. They are attention whores, but still, they are of the female kind. If you know what I mean.

Its not like you will give personal data. At worst its a troll. At best, you may have a cyber girlfriend. At even best, its a cyber trap.

 

[Oersted]

Send her nude photos of yourself to be sure.

What if the guy on the other end turns out to be gay?

 

[jambo]

Yep. Definitely a trap. And an attention whore to boot.

God I hate posers.

It's poseur, you poseur!

 

[def sim]

When all else fails, GIF thread...

 

[Rubius]

The poster on the other end of the message absolutely has a cock.

 

[TheGreatDivide]

There's a few results for "I'm a gamer girl lol" on Google.

Don't let this angel get away because you think it's too good to be true.

 

[PAULINK]

I'll take that copy of brave fencer musashi clean off your hands. How dare you degrade it to sensor bar duty

 

[Dusk Golem]

Or is it? I have some female friends who talk to me online like this. Seriously. They are attention whores, but still, they are of the female kind. If you know what I mean.

Its not like you will give personal data. At worst its a troll. At best, you may have a cyber girlfriend. At even best, its a cyber trap.

I was going to say this. It's not really worth your time regardless, but there really are females who talk like this online. It doesn't need to be a trap, but even if not it really isn't worth your time, especially if you have a gf.

Some guys and girls just enjoy being exploited or used, honestly.

 

[Shinta]

I fear the incoming Wii U chatroulette threads ...

 

[toastyToast]

Sounds suspicious

If it said "Fuck you f****t. Only reason I lost was becoz you play like a pussy spamming cheap shit fucker

Also, I'm a gamer girl"

I'd be more likely to think it was a girl

 

[zkylon]

waddya waiting for dude u gotta hit dat

 

[freddy]

Who you think you're talking to:

The reality:

 

[Smiles and Cries]

lol

 

[Mistouze]

I had phone sex with a girl over Xbox Live a few times.

We didn't get a thread so you're definitely lying.

 

[Aquamarine]

Sounds suspicious

If it said "Fuck you f****t. Only reason I lost was becoz you play like a pussy spamming cheap shit fucker

Also, I'm a gamer girl"

I'd be more likely to think it was a girl

Fuck yes. This is the right answer.

 

[Avixph]

There's a few results for "I'm a gamer girl lol" on Google.

I just get link back to this thread.

 

[TheGreatDivide]

I just get link back to this thread.

Google works fast.

 

[zkylon]

I had phone sex with a girl over Xbox Live a few times.

but what was her gamerscore

 

[graywolf323]

Who you think you're talking to:

is she browsing myspace? lol

 

[KittenMaster]

The possible scenarios I can think of:

- Could be a guy. Not much more to say on that since this entire thread has elaborated already.

- Is a girl. When she starts personally confiding in you she starts to complain about a lot of high school drama, and you come to find out she's fourteen years old. Do not approach any further.

- Is a girl, but is collecting a list of guy friends, and will most likely stop messaging you after you come off as boring.

- The least likely: Is an adult girl of your age looking to find solace from her ex and you have to pick between her and your girlfriend, making for an incredibly interesting NeoGAF thread filled with plot twists and developments.

 

[Emitan]

is she browsing myspace? lol

She's using XP. That's the operating system version of sharp knees.

 

[daxter01]

she definitely wants your

Spoiler

name on

her

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friend list

 

[Aquamarine]

is she browsing myspace? lol

I'm just surprised she wasn't using a Macbook Air. Women have no place on rugged Thinkpads. Those are MAN machines.

 

[Laughing Banana]

This thread is so funny in so many different levels, hahaha.

 

[zkylon]

Send her nude photos of yourself to be sure.

lol best one so far

 

[maomaoIYP]

I've occasionally gotten msgs on xbl asking if I'm a girl. The last one I received was when I was playing MW3, and the fellow said that I was really good......for a girl.

 

[Wyndstryker]

- The least likely: Is an adult girl of your age looking to find solace from her ex and you have to pick between her and your girlfriend, making for an incredibly interesting NeoGAF thread filled with plot twists and developments.

I want this to happen just to read the story lol

 

[Ban Puncher]

I've occasionally gotten msgs on xbl asking if I'm a girl. The last one I received was when I was playing MW3, and the fellow said that I was really good......for a girl.

.....are you a girl?

 

[Pikma]

If any person goes all the way to say she's a girl without being asked usually means he's a boy. :lol

 

[edeo]

Why is anyone who dares to mention some "gamer girls" may simply be seeking attention get instantly jumped on by the game bloggers?

I'm gay so I don't have a horse in that race. But I used to frequent a gaymer forum that devolved into picture-posting threads where everyone told each other how hot they were.

Is it such a horrible thing to desire an insular culture?

 

[IdreamofHIME]

is she browsing myspace? lol

Very old pic, her laptop is connected to the net with a thick blue ethernet cable.

 

[Tagg9]

I was playing Uncharted MP with a guy a few weeks back, and he seemed like a friendly player. So I sent him a friend request, and all I get is a reply: "Sorry bro, I only friend girls. No offense dude." I'm guessing his friend list was one big harem?

 

[Surface of Me]

I was playing Uncharted MP with a guy a few weeks back, and he seemed like a friendly player. So I sent him a friend request, and all I get is a reply: "Sorry bro, I only friend girls. No offense dude."

Must have a small friend's list.

Also, small other things.

 

[dimb]

 

[Aquamarine]

If any person goes all the way to say she's a girl without being asked usually means he's a boy. :lol

Real gamer girls care as much about proclaiming their gender as if it was some kind of badge, as you go around saying "I'm a gamer boy lol."

 

[Avixph]

is she browsing myspace? lol

What's that?

 

[Surface of Me]

 

[maomaoIYP]

.....are you a girl?

I'm not.

 

[KrM DeLorean]

How do you pronounce General "tso's" Chicken?

Reply to the message but let Gaf provide the text. Post here. Thread of the month.