Who are the hottest posters on NeoGAF?

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Another one!

My ego is going to 'splode everywhere if this keeps up.

I must agree though. You maintain a pretty playful persona, but when you deliberately decide to be serious on a topic, you have an uncanny talent for absolutely nailing the bullseye with your arguments, wording choice, tone, etc. It has not been an uncommon event for me to see you make an argument that I would have made myself, but in a more devastatingly concise manner. Heck, it's often to the point where I find myself saying, "Thank Nayru he's on my side of the issue!"

So.. let your head grow a bit (*nyuk-nyuk!*giggle*); it's justified in my book. :)
 
A lot of names mentioned thus far seem to be people who sometimes go the extra mile to clean up their posts and protect themselves from counter-arguments. To me only dude for sure seems to be a different level is thosedeafmutes. Sometimes he gets serious in science/physics threads and drops some serious knowledge. I'm too lazy to follow up and see if it all is good tho.
 
I must agree though. You maintain a pretty playful persona, but when you deliberately decide to be serious on a topic, you have an uncanny talent for absolutely nailing the bullseye with your arguments, wording choice, tone, etc. It has not been an uncommon event for me to see you make an argument that I would have made myself, but in a more devastatingly concise manner. Heck, it's often to the point where I find myself saying, "Thank Nayru he's on my side of the issue!"

So.. let your head grow a bit (*nyuk-nyuk!*giggle*); it's justified in my book. :)
Daw!

Take that high school guidance counselor who told me I'd best be ready to work low paying construction jobs!
 
Empty Vessel is my favourite poster. He articulates many of my own opinions in a manner worthy of attention

There are so many posters on NeoGAF that will read my mind and post what I wanted to post minutes before I have in a more concise and put together manner. Even people that I generally disagree with come across as extremely intelligent and reasoned. I would make a list of those people I consider greater than or equal to myself, but it would take way too fucking long and I'd leave way too many people out.
 
A lot of names mentioned thus far seem to be people who sometimes go the extra mile to clean up their posts and protect themselves from counter-arguments. To me only dude for sure seems to be a different level is thosedeafmutes. Sometimes he gets serious in science/physics threads and drops some serious knowledge. I'm too lazy to follow up and see if it all is good tho.

A different level in science/physics, sure. There are plenty of posters in here who are experts on a given topic. thosedeafmutes is in the top tier, for sure, but he's not on some higher level than many other people.

This thread serves as a pretty good short list, although I think some very worthy candidates were left out, and there were 2-3 inclusions (who made multiple people's lists!) that baffle me. Overall I'd say this forum has at least 100+ people who are incredibly intelligent, as well as quite a few who are sharp as a marble.
 
I think brotherly bias invalidates this.



I'll cut you.


speculawyer, ghaleonEB, monocole, hitokage, kinitari, and mandrake are all pretty smart. Although perryferrell is by far the smartest person I've come across on GAF.

it invalidates nothing!!!!


I agree with perryferrell. He is crazy smart. Course he's also part of SC2 gaf =D
 
Uh, let's see:

-Drinky Crow
-Segata Sanshiro (even though he doesn't post here any more :( )
-Hitokage
-Stumpy
-Charlequin
-GhaleonBH
-icarus-daedelus
-Empty Vessel
-Speculawyer
-Panajev


I know I'm missing some more obvious ones, but there ya go.
 
In before the "Who has the biggest dick on NeoGAF?" thread pops up.

I got a couple of mentions in this thread, and none in the hottest thread. *sniff*

I am more than just my not very adequate brain, GAF!

Edit: And I forgot to nominate Oomi for more intelligent, she is constantly impressing me.
 
After reading lots of his posts in PoliGAF, I think Gotchaye should be mentioned in this thread. He's on the same level as the other PoliGAFers who were mentioned in here.
 
Some smarties from the depression thread:

Mumei (made a brief cameo)
Fiction
Piano
Pau (her Batman knowledge alone is staggering)
OomiKami
Prax
UChip

A ton of others. There's great discussion in there if you can sort through a bit.
 
Stumpokapow is the only one I regularly notice being brilliant. Fartofwar and stinkles get honorable mentons in my book too even though I don't hang in threads where they post.
 
Now that we've done favorite poster, best avatar, best tag, funniest thread, and most intelligent poster, I say we do a Hottest Poster thread for our next round of ego stroking, using an aggregate of all the posts in the PPOY2012 thread.

Can we do a "Who are the Gaffers that post the least?" thread? I might make a list then...Nah, it would probably just be the rise from your gwave guy and that other guy who did something similar. >_>

In all seriousness, Segata Sanshiro, Kaijima, ShockingAlberto, Stump, Opiate, Chris1964 and donny from SalesGAF, and empty_vessel from PoliGAF, though I'm not sure I agree with him. I've mainly just read sales/PoliGAF/Wii U threads, though.

Thunder Monkey is pretty intelligent too, when he's serious.
 
Here's how to inflate your own standing in these threads:

1. Learn how to speak authoritatively
2. Make sure all your facts are lined up
3. Limit your posts to situations when you can accomplish the former

You'll sound like a genius in no time, even if you're prone to being really dumb much of the time.


I'm flattered I'm still getting mentioned even when people don't have a reason to suck up to me. Thanks.

So the opposite of what I had usually done. Good to note.
 
Can we do a "Who are the Gaffers that post the least?" thread? I might make a list then...Nah, it would probably just be the rise from your gwave guy and that other guy who did something similar. >_>

In all seriousness, Segata Sanshiro, Kaijima, ShockingAlberto, Stump, Opiate, Chris1964 and donny from SalesGAF, and empty_vessel from PoliGAF, though I'm not sure I agree with him. I've mainly just read sales/PoliGAF/Wii U threads, though.

Thunder Monkey is pretty intelligent too, when he's serious.
I just accidentally stapled my tongue to the table.
 
None of the numerous other GAF monkeys have been mentioned right?

You're making me blush and get all flustered. I end up stapling bits to objects when that happens.

I'm not even going to try posting the names of those smarter than me. For one thing it would take too long, and I'd inevitably end up leaving off some names and that'd make me feel bad because I made someone else feel bad.

So instead I'm just gonna say thanks for thinking me smart. Me try again tomorrow. Me try do good. Me try make proud.
 
Me, myself, and I.
 
What is intelligence in this case?
The ability to convey your thoughts/points in a well constructed manner?
Depth of knowledge on a given subject?
How you represent yourself or don't on this forum?
A combination of everything?
 
At this point we are this close to having a literal dick-measuring contest thread at this point, and I'm pretty sure I don't want to see the resultant pics.
Isn't this how all these "Who is the best at ____" threads end. I am guilty because I made one. I think it's getting crazy outchea though.
 
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Welp.




Yep. No big deal. I'm not dumb, but hey. I just avoid threads that would usually either show how "smart" I am or how "fucking stupid" I am.
 
What is intelligence in this case?
The ability to convey your thoughts/points in a well constructed manner?
Depth of knowledge on a given subject?
How you represent yourself or don't on this forum?
A combination of everything?

Best philosopher.
 
So instead I'm just gonna say thanks for thinking me smart. Me try again tomorrow. Me try do good. Me try make proud.

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Sometimes I think I'm pretty smart, other days I'm not so sure. I think I feel the same way about posters. Sometimes they say something insightful but can be naive or thick-headed in another post.

I guess there are people who have been noticed who post a lot in their field and some people might mistake their domain knowledge for intelligence, not that they aren't intelligent but the fact that they know this that and the other thing on a subject doesn't come so much from a quick wit and an ability to parse information as it does from a history of experience. That experience is valuable but I wouldn't call it intelligence.
 
No offence but sme if the smart posters give me a headache with how complicated they post. They read like educational journals.

The keeping it real but knows their shit posters are my fav.
 
There are about 15 posters who consistently impress me. Each has made me feel inadequate at least a few times. Three of them are mods. One is Stumpy, obviously.

What is intelligence in this case?
The ability to convey your thoughts/points in a well constructed manner?
Depth of knowledge on a given subject?
How you represent yourself or don't on this forum?
A combination of everything?
I value posters who are articulate and well informed.
 
No offence but sme if the smart posters give me a headache with how complicated they post. They read like educational journals.

The keeping it real but knows their shit posters are my fav.
This is some deep stuff right here.
 
He's got a point though, some of the super-brainiacs' posts make my tiny brain short-circuit.

There's this famous quote that I can't for the life of me remember or find online. It basically says that the real smart people are the ones who know what language to use to reach their audience. I would kill for that exact quote.
 
Mileena, obviously.
 
Chichikov is old school and knows what's what in the world. He's a wise man to whom a curious person ought to pay heed.

Pretty much all the women who post here are smarter than the average man bear.
 
At one point I ranked top 200 in the usa on testing... then I dropped out of school... kind of a waste of a 25k scholarship I had...
 
At one point I ranked top 200 in the usa on testing... then I dropped out of school... kind of a waste of a 25k scholarship I had...

Because you had a baseball contract worth millions?
 
Because you had a baseball contract worth tens of millions?

Because of health reasons. My gal bladder got infected then my muscular dystrophy started to kick in hardcore. This with the fact I was living alone since I was 14 really fucked me up.

I'm dumb for giving up at the time and not pushing forward anyways though.
 
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