Best exchanges in film/tv/novel history

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"What the hell are you...?"

"What the hell... are you?"

Love how the Predator says that. So creepy.

Best verbal exchanges, go!
 
"Where do these stairs go?"
"... They go up."

"Are you a God?"
"Well...no?"
"Then DIE."
"Ray. The next time, someone asks you, if you are a god? You say YES."

"This meal represents the last of the petty cash."
"Slow down. Chew your food."

"Things were going fine, until Dickless here shut down the containment grid."
"They caused an explosion!"
"Is this true?"
"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."
 
shadyspace said:
I don't get it. Wouldn't Predators know what humans are.
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OP miquoted the pronunciation a bit. It merely repeats what Arnold says and doesn't emphasize the you. It repeats a few lines said by humans in the movie as well.

Still a great scene.
 
DAN: I want Anna back.
LARRY: She's made her choice.
DAN: I owe you an apology. I fell in love with her. My intention was not to make you suffer.
LARRY: So where's the apology? You cunt.
DAN: I apologize. If you love her, you'll let her go, so she can be happy.
LARRY: She doesn't want to be happy.
DAN: Everybody wants to be happy.
LARRY: Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm their depression. If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live, which can be depressing.
DAN: Anna's not a depressive.
LARRY: Isn't she?
DAN: I love her.
LARRY: Boo hoo. So do I.
DAN: She's gone back to you because she can't bear your suffering. You don't know who she is! You love her like a dog loves the owner.
LARRY: And the owner loves the dog for so doing.
DAN: You'll hurt her. You'll never forgive her.
LARRY: Of course I'll forgive her. I have forgiven her. Without forgiveness, we're savages. You're drowning.
DAN: You only met her because of me.
LARRY: Yeah. Thanks.
DAN: It's a joke. Your marriage is a joke!
LARRY: There's a good one. She never sent the divorce papers to her lawyer. Now, to a towering romatic hero like you, I don't doubt I am somewhat common, but I am nevertheless what she has chosen, and we must respect what the woman wants.
LARRY: If you go near her again, I swear, I will kill you.
Phone buzzes.
DOCTOR (to phone): Mmm hmm? Okay.
LARRY: I have patients to see.
DAN: When she came here, do you think she enjoyed it?
LARRY: I didn't do it to give her a nice time. I fucked her to fuck you up. A good fight is never clean. And yeah, of course she enjoyed it. As you know, she loves a guilty fuck.
DAN: You're an animal.
LARRY: Yeah? What are you?
DAN: You think love is simple. You think the heart is like a diagram.
LARRY: Have you ever see a human heart? It looks like a fist wrapped in blood! Go fuck yourself. You writer! You liar!
LARRY: You go check a few facts while I get my hands dirty.
DAN: She hates your hands. She hates your simplicity.
LARRY: Listen. I spent the whole of the last week talking about you. I know all your little ways. Anna tells me you fucked her with your eyes closed. She tells me you awaked in the night crying for your mother, you mommies boy. I could go on. Shall we stop this?
LARRY: It's over. Accept it.
Dan starts crying.
LARRY: You don't know the first thing about love because you don't understand compromise.
LARRY: Oh, don't cry on me.
DAN: I'm sorry. I don't know what to do.
LARRY: You want my advice? You go back to Alice.
DAN: She'd never have me. She's vanished.
LARRY: No she hasn't. I found her, by accident. She's working in a club. Yes, I saw her naked. No, I did not fuck her.
DAN: You spoke to her?
DOCTOR (phone): Yes?
DOCTOR (phone): Yes, I know. One minute.
DAN: How is she?
LARRY: She loves you beyond comprehension. Your prescription is where she works. Go to her.
DAN: Thank you.
LARRY: You still pissing about on the 'net?
DAN: Not recently.
LARRY: I wanted to kill you.
DAN: You wanted to fuck me.
LARRY: Don't get lippy.
LARRY: I read your book, by the way.
DAN: Thanks.
DAN: You stand alone.
LARRY: With Anna. You still writing obituaries?
LARRY: Busy?
DAN: I was made editor.
LARRY: Yeah? How come?
DAN: Previous editor died. Alcohol poisoning. I sat with him for a week in the hospital.
LARRY: I really do have patients to see.
DAN: Thank you.
LARRY: For what?
DAN: Being kind.
LARRY: I am kind. Your invoice is in the post.
Dan starts to leave.
LARRY: Dan.
He stops.
LARRY: I lied to you. I did fuck Alice. Sorry for telling you. I'm just not big enough to forgive you, buster.
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