December Comic |OT| Apocalypse NOW - Time Enough At Last.

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Bullshit. Bullshit.

The costume she used until now is not even a "reject". It is just a cheap fantasy-fill for 17 year-olds. Time to move on.

Between this and bringing back that glorious battle armor that she used in Australia, both options are better than leaving the half-cloth bullshit outfit as it was for the past 15-20 years :P

Edit: And now, let us all shed a tear for....
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It's as if this person is replying to some alternate dimension version of me that disagrees with what he's saying.

That said, the new costumes still suck. They're visually boring leotards with X accents.
 
I still think AIDS is an airborne contagion is why! >:|

I've considered getting a con table, but I don't have a wild narcissistic streak or warez to peddle. Maybe once I take leave of trolling I'll produce something I might be able to sell to some suckers and make attending a convention as anything other than a civilian worthwhile.

Better yet, I'll set up shop in a refrigerator box down the street and make sketch cards in exchange for MD20/20.

Who knows! That's life.

seeing you make rants while drunk on mad dog would be hilarious.
 
So there's a big staff meeting going on right now at DC's offices in New York today, and Rich is trying to stir up speculation on what it could all mean. Your guesses are as good as any, so what are your thoughts GAF?
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1. Watchmen 2. Let's just stop pretending we respect Alan Moore, ok? We got money to make here
2. Watchmen 3. Everybody's doing trilogies nowadays, we don't wanna look like idiots
3. Preacher #67. Jesse vs The Saint of Killers, Heaven vs Hell! JMS will script
4. V for Vendetta 2: V for Vengeance. Somebody go find David Lloyd, tell 'em we got a job for him to do
5. Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain close-up on the cover like they're about to make out for all the tumblr fangirls and scans_daily and other assorted LGBT comic hangout places, opening page splash shows they're dead bodies laying together.
6. Invisibles #0: Grant Morrison appears to Jack Frost and explains to him everything he experienced was fictional and it didn't matter. Then retcons the entire story. And so we return and begin again.
 
Oh wow, awesome cover. Worth buying for that alone. :O

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Wow that's actually amazing. I was gonna get this anyways, but it went above and beyond my expectations. I hope this series does well because Dani Moonstar deserves it!!
 
1. Watchmen 2. Let's just stop pretending we respect Alan Moore, ok? We got money to make here
2. Watchmen 3. Everybody's doing trilogies nowadays, we don't wanna look like idiots
3. Preacher #67. Jesse vs The Saint of Killers, Heaven vs Hell! JMS will script
4. V for Vendetta 2: V for Vengeance. Somebody go find David Lloyd, tell 'em we got a job for him to do
5. Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain close-up on the cover like they're about to make out for all the tumblr fangirls and scans_daily and other assorted LGBT comic hangout places, opening page splash shows they're dead bodies laying together.
6. Invisibles #0: Grant Morrison appears to Jack Frost and explains to him everything he experienced was fictional and it didn't matter. Then retcons the entire story. And so we return and begin again.

3 and 5 would be brutal. but 5 seems kinda impossible sans time travel.
 
1. Watchmen 2. Let's just stop pretending we respect Alan Moore, ok? We got money to make here
2. Watchmen 3. Everybody's doing trilogies nowadays, we don't wanna look like idiots
3. Preacher #67. Jesse vs The Saint of Killers, Heaven vs Hell! JMS will script
4. V for Vendetta 2: V for Vengeance. Somebody go find David Lloyd, tell 'em we got a job for him to do
5. Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain close-up on the cover like they're about to make out for all the tumblr fangirls, opening page splash shows they're dead bodies laying together.
6. Invisibles #0: Grant Morrison appears to Jack Frost and explains to him everything he experienced was fictional and it didn't matter. Then retcons the entire story. And so we return and begin again.

Skip all of that and do a Vertigo Rising summer event where the various Vertigo universes are incorporated into DC proper. Dr. Manhattan joins Stormwatch. Rorschach is back on the dead and part of Suicide Squad. Everyone teams up to stop the Saint of Killers who has been corrupted by Lucifer and Desire. Badhorse and Bigby Wolf star in the relauched Gotham Central. Skinner Sweet is the new big bad in I, Vampire.

If you are going to exploit things, might as well aim for the moon.
 
Skip all of that and do a Vertigo Rising summer event where the various Vertigo universes are incorporated into DC proper. Dr. Manhattan joins Stormwatch. Rorschach is back on the dead and part of Suicide Squad. Everyone teams up to stop the Saint of Killers who has been corrupted by Lucifer and Desire. Badhorse and Bigby Wolf star in the relauched Gotham Central. Skinner Sweet is the new big bad in I, Vampire.

If you are going to exploit things, might as well aim for the moon.

Those ideas are all brilliant. DC hire this man!! Seriously. Saint of Killers with Lucifer and Desire especially. Dayum.
 
SUPERSTAR WRITER J. Michael Straczynski writes the first 3 issues of everything before handing it off to a better writer because he's too busy writing the anticipated SUPERMAN: EARTH ONE VOLUME THREE graphic novel with FAN FAVORITE ARIST Shane Davis after the critical and commercial success that was SUPERMAN: EARTH ONE VOLUME TWO.
 
Skip all of that and do a Vertigo Rising summer event where the various Vertigo universes are incorporated into DC proper. Dr. Manhattan joins Stormwatch. Rorschach is back on the dead and part of Suicide Squad. Everyone teams up to stop the Saint of Killers who has been corrupted by Lucifer and Desire. Badhorse and Bigby Wolf star in the relauched Gotham Central. Skinner Sweet is the new big bad in I, Vampire.

-We3 are forced to don the armor again! The team dynamic is forever shifted, as a young turtle steps in some shoes the two surviving members would best want unfilled.

-Constantine #1: Based on the hit movie, "Constantine!" Keanu Reeves must solve the riddle of what happen to his career

-Y the Last Woman: Samatha Jackson wakes up to more that's more than she bargains for! Megastar scribe of "Lost" and the beloved "Prometheus", Damon Landlof, will keep readers guessing!
 
SUPERSTAR WRITER J. Michael Straczynski writes the first 3 issues of everything before handing it off to a better writer because he's too busy writing the anticipated SUPERMAN: EARTH ONE VOLUME THREE graphic novel with FAN FAVORITE ARIST Shane Davis after the critical and commercial success that was SUPERMAN: EARTH ONE VOLUME TWO.
You don't need a bunch of smaller individual meetings followed by one big staff meeting for that; that's just another Tuesday.
 
-We3 are forced to don the armor again! The team dynamic is forever shifted, as a young turtle steps in some shoes the two surviving members would best want unfilled.

DC will also reveal that they are now Cyborg's pets, and that they will be facing off against Krypto and Bat Cow during next Summer's Trinity War.
 
DC will also reveal that they are now Cyborg's pets, and that they will be facing off against Krypto and Bat Cow during next Summer's Trinity War.

Wonder Woman will need a pet. A snake God from some kind of made-up pantheon of Gods, who's old, cranky, has a giant beard, has a British accent, and is totally NOT an Alan Moore-allegory.
 
-Y the Last Woman: Samatha Jackson wakes up to more that's more than she bargains for! Megastar scribe of "Lost" and the beloved "Prometheus", Damon Landlof, will keep readers guessing!

oh god, im dying over here. and with lindelof behind the wheel, that series wont be done until 2020
 
So there's a big staff meeting going on right now at DC's offices in New York today, and Rich is trying to stir up speculation on what it could all mean. Your guesses are as good as any, so what are your thoughts GAF?

Right now he's got:

1. The company is finally packing up and moving out to California, to be closer to the Warner Bros HQ.
2. Diane Nelson has taken another position within Warner Bros, and a new DC president is incoming.
3. A major shift in publishing from paper to digital is being announced, the death of print comics is nigh.

All three... What if Diane becomes the pres?
 
Anybody figure out when the switch happened in ASM?

Went through the recent ASM issues.. Forgot the part where the Madame Web thing was never resolved. She just disappeared from the hospital and that was that.
 
Bishops hair looks like two arms sticking out of his head.

Also, Fables 122 and 123 were okay, nothing really special.
 
DCBS pre-order page updated for February books:

Dumb traps that i am drawn to:

Nova #1
Guardians of the Galaxy #0.1
Uncanny X-Men #1
Justice League of America #1

None are specials, partly to blame is DCBS' "marvel now bundle" that tries to get you to buy every Marvel Now book at half off.....I miss the 75% off specials!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd buy each of these at 75% off Xp.
 
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