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[Rocket Punch]

"Before the 1960's you never saw homosexuality," Santorum explained, "There were no gay bars. There were no gay TV characters. There were no parades. Then suddenly - just about the time this vaccine is introduced - you started seeing homosexuality everywhere."

"The conclusion is obvious. The UN and the WHO are systematically undermining our nations's moral fabric by slipping the gay infection into our children's bloodstreams."

"When we gave the WHO responsibility for vaccines, they created the homosexual plague. What happens if we give them control over the disabled? Bestiality? Acrotomophilia? Anililagnia? Coprophilia? Who knows what perversions they'll force on us? The sky is the limit!"

This man could have been your president, USA.

LINK

 

[xbhaskarx]

"Before the 1960's you never saw homosexuality," Santorum explained

Well he's got a point there. No gays ever existed before the 1960s. Fact.

FYI:

About

The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media.


Q. Are your newstories real?

A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to address real-world issues through satire and often refer and link to real events happening in the world

 

[Seraphis Cain]

And yet again, somebody falls for the Daily Currant.

It's a parody site.

 

[Escape Goat]

Uhh, you may want to check your source...

 

[Buddha Beam]

I can't fucking wait for the 2016 Republican primaries.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

I refuse to believe this is real. No way.

EDIT: Good...

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I got nothin that hasn't already been said.

It's just embarrassing that these kinds of people are narcissistic enough to seek and obtain the power to influence the multitude.


edit: oh it's fake. okay.

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

Oh... satire.

 

[FutureZombie]

No way that is a real quotation.

 

[Fari]

Poe's Law and all that.

 

[GillianSeed79]

The Daily Currant is satirical, fake blog if I'm not mistaken.

 

[Yaboosh]

I refuse to believe this is real. No way.

Because you aren't an idiot.

 

[Escape Goat]

I refuse to believe this is real. No way.

Other articles on that site

Yahoo Insures Marissa Mayer’s Vagina for $100M

GOP Releases App to Help Republicans Find Black Friends

Republicans Propose Tax on Tampons

 

[Rocket Punch]

HAHAHAHA. It's so hard to tell these days. Please lock.

 

[Escape Goat]

It's so hard to tell these days.

Not if you actually read the site.

Oh, well. The thread will probably be locked by time I submit this post.

 

[Weenerz]

I kind of wish he was our president, just to see how much of a train wreck it would be.

 

[Yaboosh]

HAHAHAHA. It's so hard to tell these days. Please lock.

It isn't as hard as you are making it look.

 

[jchap]

Even Santorum isn't dense enough to miss this parody.

 

[TUSR]

I forgot this guy existed.

Spoiler

satire

 

[CHEEZMO™]

 

[Angelus Errare]

Obviously fake, but I could see Santorum saying that. After all this is the douche who states he didn't want to pay for/enable black people to be lazy (speaking in regards to welfare/gifts/handouts). Statistically blacks AREN'T the largest recipients of welfare despite media portrayal.

So fuck Santorum, all day everyday.

 

[Log4Girlz]

What if it was the homosexuals who created vaccines? They could be responsible for saving hundreds of millions of lives.

 

[Bear]

What if it was the homosexuals who created vaccines? They could be responsible for saving hundreds of millions of lives.

But vaccines are responsible for spreading autism so the gays are behind mental disorders, obviously because it must be a mental disorder itself.

Graphs don't lie.

 

[Escape Goat]

What if it was the homosexuals who created vaccines? They could be responsible for saving hundreds of millions of lives.

Robert Hooke was gay wasn't he? So the guy who started cell biology is responsible.

 

[Devil Theory]

Santorum; 12034 up, 3134 down

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was none other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

Regardless of the article being fake, considering it's R. Santorum, I could still believe it and have decent reason. I wish he wasn't from where I live.

 

[Dude Abides]

HAHAHAHA. It's so hard to tell these days. Please lock.

Or perhaps you're simply a rube.