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[GK86]

Hire a hooker to pretend to be into you. Show her you have other options.

 

[Dali]

Make subtle jokes about her weight. Tell her how stupid some of her ideas are. Mention how much hotter other women are compared to her. Just take little jabs at her self-confidence to bring her down a notch. Eventually she'll feel you're doing her a favor by being with her. The confidence boost gained by that will make you laugh at how insecure you once were.

 

[Pre]

Just relax.



I thought all of Mystery's bullshit had been rid from the pick-up community.

Things like DHVs and negs are still mainstays in the PUA scene, though some have moved away from negs.

 

[koryuken]

I married the most beautiful woman I've ever met. (no joke) If it's love at first sight, I would encourage you not to fuck it up

 

[orientalNoodle]

Buy her a ring and ask her to marry you on your next date.

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

Make subtle jokes about her weight. Tell her how stupid some of her ideas are. Mention how much hotter other women are compared to her. Just take little jabs at her self-confidence to bring her down a notch. Eventually she'll feel you're doing her a favor by being with her. The confidence boost gained by that will make you laugh at how insecure you once were.

I really feel like this is a terrible idea.

Spoiler

You're joking, right?

 

[Gr1mLock]

When youre with her try not to say 'dont get a boner dont get a boner' out loud.

 

[Borgnine]

She probably has like really jacked up labia, this is why she's even giving you the time of day.

 

[Ultima_5]

if she's that attractive, she might also be incredibly boring?

just remember that and then you'll be on level ground

10/10 women are over rated

 

[gatti-man]

Nah man, nah. You were forthright, and that might have "swept her off her feet." Just remember that SHE KNOWS you think she's beautiful. Enjoy the early times, but don't get too wrapped up in her beauty. In time, you'll get to know her as a person and be able to see things clearer.

And lol at the pics. Success or failure in this case is somewhat...objective. Because GAF.

Yeah by success I mean solidly dating so that if she saw this thread shed laugh. Failure is obvious. Success is not sex.

Make subtle jokes about her weight. Tell her how stupid some of her ideas are. Mention how much hotter other women are compared to her. Just take little jabs at her self-confidence to bring her down a notch. Eventually she'll feel you're doing her a favor by being with her. The confidence boost gained by that will make you laugh at how insecure you once were.

This is terrible advice. Also I'm not insecure. It's the realization that this could me the great white buffalo of my life. She's funny, smart, and stunning. It just knocks the cool out of my walk.

 

[Instigator]

How does one date an ugly woman?

 

[andycapps]

Yeah this is what I'm trying to do. I date attractive women just this girl is beyond that. I'm a really off the cuff sort of guy so I already told her shes amazingly beautiful which was a huge mistake. But I didn't gush or fawn. She kissed me at the end. This is like trying to drive a car with too much power on wet roads.

From what it sounds like to me, this is what you think you said "Hey girl, you look nice tonight. I'm glad we could go on a date." The reality is what you said was probably more like "Oh my gosh, you're so hot. Your face is perfect, and your chesticles are to die for. I can't believe that you would go out with me! My last date was 2 years ago!"

 

[Nostalgic Nightmare]

I just rely on my above average Womb Broom.

 

[orientalNoodle]

How does one date an ugly woman?

With a lot of alcohol in your system?

 

[DominoKid]

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

yesssssss

 

[PetriP-TNT]

Very carefully

 

[Dr.NoiseWater]

You wanna hear an old addage that helped me when I thought someone was sooooo beautiful?

A very wise man once told me "You show me a beautiful woman, and I will show you a guy who's tired of fucking 'er."

Maybe that will help. I took it as she puts her pants on just like you and is probably wondering the same things about you.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

How does one date an ugly woman?

Have any of you guys noticed that a lot of ugly chicks don't really check you out or approach you? I think of myself as a pretty good looking guy so I never understood that.

 

[andymcc]

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

lmao this is disgusting

 

[Zee-Row]

Money , If you have something they like they will flock to you no matter what kind of personality you have.

To prove this I made 2 profiles on okcupid that have the same written "about me" section written on them. One profile had my real pictures and the other profile had different person but standing in front of an expensive car and a boat and in front of a nice house. The other profile got 30 messages withing the day , the one with my real pictures got zero.

 

[Ezalc]

How high is she on the crazy scale?

 

[Ashes]

There's nothing wrong with finding a woman beautiful.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Money , If you have something they like they will flock to you no matter what kind of personality you have.

To prove this I made 2 profiles on okcupid that have the same written "about me" section written on them. One profile had my real pictures and the other profile had different person but standing in front of an expensive car and a boat and in front of a nice house. The other profile got 30 messages withing the day , the one with my real pictures got zero.

Maybe the guy standing in front of that nice stuff was better looking though.

 

[andymcc]

Money , If you have something they like they will flock to you no matter what kind of personality you have.

outta this thread. have fun back patting and talking trash dudes!

 

[Esch]

act like David Caruso in 'Jade'

 

[Dr.NoiseWater]

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

Are you spelling out the fucking DENNIS acronym again? Well I'll be a horses pecker. If I had a nickel for every time someone brought up DENNIS I would have about a buck 'o five. Thats not a lot of money but its damn sure a lot of nickels.

 

[Andrew.]

She's funny, smart, and stunning. It just knocks the cool out of my walk.

After ONE FUCKING DATE dude. You need to chill out. Big time.

 

[Ryck]

Stop worshipping them and see them as human being, flaws, fears, hang ups, insecurities and all.

DING!

 

[Omegasquash]

Yeah by success I mean solidly dating so that if she saw this thread shed laugh. Failure is obvious. Success is not sex.

With you 100%.

 

[Borgnine]

Money , If you have something they like they will flock to you no matter what kind of personality you have.

To prove this I made 2 profiles on okcupid that have the same written "about me" section written on them. One profile had my real pictures and the other profile had different person but standing in front of an expensive car and a boat and in front of a nice house. The other profile got 30 messages withing the day , the one with my real pictures got zero.

You did not follow the scientific method correctly. Your hypothesis is sound but you need a control by shopping your ugly ass face in front of cars and boats.

 

[Mesoian]

Well I've been single for a month or so and met someone. We went on our first date last night and we have a lot in common but ..... she is amazingly beautiful. I mean I find her so beautiful my eyes can't find an imperfection anywhere. It's really tough to snap out of it and be myself. I'm fighting myself not to text/call too much. It's like I'm in fucking highschool.

Has anyone seriously successfully dated someone they found the most physically attractive person they have ever seen? It's tripping me out.

Doesn't sound like her beauty is an issue, is that you've fallen in love with her.

Just...try to contain yourself. It's hard, I know. But you can do it. The best thing is that she seems to feel the same way about you, or at the very least she isn't pushing you away.

Take all things in stride and enjoy the high.

 

[gatti-man]

Money , If you have something they like they will flock to you no matter what kind of personality you have.

To prove this I made 2 profiles on okcupid that have the same written "about me" section written on them. One profile had my real pictures and the other profile had different person but standing in front of an expensive car and a boat and in front of a nice house. The other profile got 30 messages withing the day , the one with my real pictures got zero.

I have a decent house and drive a corvette z06. She doesn't care about that. In fact she paid for some of the date last night.

 

[Archer]

it will get old when you see other guys hit on her/stare all the time. polish your brass knuckles

truth. we were out entertaining friends from out of town one evening at a very nice lounge, and a drunk guy came over and groped my fiancee's butt. i saw her get startled, then look at me, then came over and told me. a few moments later, the guy came by and did it again. she came and told me. i lunged at him, told him what he did was not acceptable, and sent him approximately six right hooks to his jaw, knocking him on his back. one of my out of town friends pulled me off him, and the guy got up and ran off. no harm, no foul. punishment was served.

glad i didn't have brass knuckles, as i'd probably have done him in.

 

[SolKane]

You must first become a beautiful woman

 

[Pre]

Women don't like men who are so insecure and inexperienced that they aren't capable of viewing and treating women like mortal beings.

Be outcome independent. Be willing to walk away from any situation. You don't get a girlfriend until you stop caring about getting a girlfriend.

 

[Zee-Row]

Maybe the guy standing in front of that nice stuff was better looking though.

The guy was old.

 

[Kinyou]

Whenever I get nervous I just imagine people in their underwear.

Hope this helps you.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Women don't like men who are so insecure and inexperienced that they aren't capable of viewing and treating women like mortal beings.

Be outcome independent. Be willing to walk away from any situation. You don't get a girlfriend until you stop caring about getting a girlfriend.

A lot of guys out there that care and still get girls.

 

[Andrew.]

Whenever I get nervous I just imagine people in their underwear.

Hope this helps you.

From the sound of it, if he did that he would probably bust a huge load inside his pants while panting like a dog.

 

[gatti-man]

After ONE FUCKING DATE dude. You need to chill out. Big time.

Yup. It's why I created the thread. It's helping.

From the sound of it, if he did that he would probably bust a huge load inside his pants while panting like a dog.

Lets not get carried away.

 

[samus i am]

Make subtle jokes about her weight. Tell her how stupid some of her ideas are. Mention how much hotter other women are compared to her. Just take little jabs at her self-confidence to bring her down a notch. Eventually she'll feel you're doing her a favor by being with her. The confidence boost gained by that will make you laugh at how insecure you once were.

DO IT!

 

[Akuun]

Calm down and treat her like any other woman. Respect her, but don't grovel.

 

[Chinner]

well first once you meet them first you must neg them so that they are not so confident in themsleves then you need to xenu them to establish some physical attraction also while this is happening make sure you have a wingman to run distraction so she is separated from her friends but watch out if she covers her cup you should walk away

 

[PetriP-TNT]

How does one date an ugly woman?

At her place in the dark

 

[Borgnine]

She doesn't care about that.

Certainly not, perish the thought. She probably even said it out loud, so you know it's true.

 

[FairyD]

Hire a hooker to pretend to be into you. Show her you have other options.

It's called the girlfriend experience.

 

[Pre]

A lot of guys out there that care and still get girls.

I'm not saying that you shouldn't desire a girlfriend, only that you shouldn't be afraid to walk away. Guys who are too worried if a girl is going to like them or not during the interaction usually aren't going to succeed.

 

[Esch]

truth. we were out entertaining friends from out of town one evening at a very nice lounge, and a drunk guy came over and groped my fiancee's butt. i saw her get startled, then look at me, then came over and told me. a few moments later, the guy came by and did it again. she came and told me. i lunged at him, told him what he did was not acceptable, and sent him approximately six right hooks to his jaw, knocking him on his back. one of my out of town friends pulled me off him, and the guy got up and ran off. no harm, no foul. punishment was served.

yeah okay Mike Tyson, i'm sure you snapped off six hooks to his jaw (right, no less) before you felled this mighty giant. Did you make love to your beautiful wife on top of his unconscious body before or after your friend pulled you off him?

 

[alphaNoid]

it will get old when you see other guys hit on her/stare all the time. polish your brass knuckles

My wife has on many occasions gotten me free drinks because of some guys.

 

[Ultima_5]

yeah okay Mike Tyson, i'm sure you snapped off six hooks to his jaw (right, no less) before you felled this mighty giant. Did you make love to your beautiful wife on top of his unconscious body before or after your friend pulled you off him?

watch out bolo, he might fight you too cuz he has a hot women and hes coolbadass