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[bud23]

she is amazingly beautiful. I mean I find her so beautiful my eyes can't find an imperfection anywhere.

Don´t worry, just post a picture and Dennis will do the work for you.

On topic; I guess you are in love, because nobody (except my girlfriend) is perfect.
And as usual, my advice is; don´t be yourself. This always works.

Btw, only the alpha men have beautiful women, so the strategy would be a mix between, don´t be yourself (I mean never ever, not at all, this is the last action, only used if you feel that you are losing the girl) and be an alpha man.

Good luck, mate.

 

[clearacell]

Oh this is easy...

Eventually you'll stop seeing her like that and you'll find the annoyances in her personality and imperfection about her. Then you can finally start being yourself.

 

[btrboyev]

Don't treat her any different than any other woman. Outside beauty is only a small perk.

 

[Timbuktu]

Remind yourself that she will age, imperfections will come surely enough.

 

[DrFunk]

can we (I) get a name so we (I) can oogle her?

somebody answer this man's question!

 

[Souless_PJ]

She just called, we are going out to dinner tonight. Wooooooooo.

Should have said you already had plans and reschedule for later. She calls you up and you eagerly agree to see her ASAP like you were waiting by the phone is straight simping.

 

[Wazzim]

By having fun.

 

[grap3fruitman]

You're asking the wrong people.

 

[Gr1mLock]

If shes wearing a low cut dress on your date, order some cookies and an empty glass.

 

[gatti-man]

You have the Z06 Carbon?

Subscribed.

That's me.

Should have said you already had plans and reschedule for later. She calls you up and you eagerly agree to see her ASAP like you were waiting by the phone is straight simping.

We had talked about going out tonight at the beginning of our date last night.

 

[FallingEdge]

Why's that? Too small lol?

Was just a joke.

 

[Devolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=507619

 

[Cudder]

She just called, we are going out to dinner tonight. Wooooooooo.

wack off right before you leave, it should help you stay chill.

 

[Mr. Saturn]

Don´t worry, just post a picture and Dennis will do the work for you.

On topic; I guess you are in love, because nobody (except my girlfriend) is perfect.
And as usual, my advice is; don´t be yourself. This always works.

Btw, only the alpha men have beautiful women, so the strategy would be a mix between, don´t be yourself (I mean never ever, not at all, this is the last action, only used if you feel that you are losing the girl) and be an alpha man.

Good luck, mate.

OP will probably be miserable if he follows your advice, unless being himself means being a "nice" guy or a doormat, in which case he should follow your advice.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

OP will probably be miserable if he follows your advice, unless being himself means being a "nice" guy or a doormat, in which case he should follow your advice.

You gotta be as alpha as possible. Beyond alpha even. Forget whoever you were before that.

 

[Bombadil]

Make a lot of self-deprecating jokes about yourself. She will pity you. It's all about pity, guys.

 

[IceCold]

 

[triplestation]

you gotta be convinced you are flawless and you must have alllll your shit together

 

[hiryu64]

I don't.

 

[Monocle]

You have to establish your dominance right from the start. Invite her out to a classy restaurant and make sure you get a waiter who's more physically intimidating than yourself. Then, when he tries to take your order, flip him onto the table and fuck him like an animal right in front of her. Don't forget to leave a generous tip before your date drags you off to slake the wild lust awakened by your display.

She'll be yours, guaranteed.

 

[YoungHav]

pic or gtfo

 

[POWERSPHERE]

you gotta do it in her food.

 

[Apeopleman]

You have to establish your dominance right from the start. Invite her out to a classy restaurant and make sure you get a waiter who's more physically intimidating than yourself. Then, when he tries to take your order, flip him onto the table and fuck him like an animal right in front of her. Don't forget to leave a generous tip before your date drags you off to slake the wild lust awakened by your display.

She'll be yours, guaranteed.

 

[tearsofash]

Date her the same way you would date any other woman. If you cannot handle her attractiveness perhaps you have your own issues to work out.

Don't blame her for being beautiful. Do all the normal things you do. You might have to wear a chastity belt to keep it in your pants in public. Which reminds me, beautiful women are not trophies or objects. Ok, she's attractive, but don't go around showing her off like a piece of meat. No bueno.

 

[gatti-man]

We went out to dinner and afterwards decided to go to a karaoke bar. I got to the restaurant a few minutes early and had a drink to take the edge off. We had a great time. We dueted "you've lost that lovin feeling". We were horrible but of course the crowd totally loved her. After the bar closed I dropped her off then we were texting until I randomly passed out back at my house. If we have another good date like this I will post pics. I'm feeling pretty comfortable for the moment.

Karaoke, eh? I applaud you sir...that's a no-go in my world.

The restaurant we were at closed early at 9. We were the last ones there at the bar area so we just decided to go do something fun. The place I took her to is a complete dive bar that a lot of service industry people go to after their restaurants close. If I get going with drinks I am down for anything.

Did you ask her what titty look like? I'd like to know.

No but they are pretty big for her size. Possibly fake idk. Doesn't really matter to me either way.

 

[Omegasquash]

Karaoke, eh? I applaud you sir...that's a no-go in my world.

 

[AnkitT]

Did you ask her what titty look like? I'd like to know.

 

[base shagohod]

wack off right before you leave, it should help you stay chill.

Also, smoke a j. You'll be extra smooth all night.

 

[criesofthepast]

Be a beautiful man. If you aren't, then pretend to be.

 

[140.85]

Stay confident and don't worship her.

But keep in mind that objectively beautiful women know their worth and are fully aware of their many options. Find out what she needs in a relationship and what kind of man she needs and give her that.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

I've always wondered if by some twist of the destiny, the girl ends up seeing this thread and hilarity ensues. Have this happened before here on GAF?

 

[Jackben]

Don't do this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=507619

 

[gatti-man]

I've always wondered if by some twist of the destiny, the girl ends up seeing this thread and hilarity ensues. Have this happened before here on GAF?

I don't think she'd be surprised. She asked me yesterday when she walked in how long I had been waiting. I replied I've been here about 10 minutes I like to arrive a little early to have a drink and relax. She replied oh I did that at my house. I took a shot before I walked out the door. She knows she makes me nervous.

For drinks she just sips on wild turkey 101 straight.

 

[base shagohod]

So what base did you get to?

 

[gatti-man]

So what base did you get to?

Barely first. This is someone I don't know well. We have no mutual friends or connections.

 

[Jeramii]

I haven't read the rest of this thread... But I can assume ignore 98% of the comments based off past threads like this.

Just be nice, don't sit an compliment her looks. One or two would be good enough, you don't want to just be a pestering reminder. In theory you'll think she may love it, and she might. But she will probably get the wrong idea about you, or she'll think you have the wrong idea about her.

I would also advise to never posting a picture of her on here. If my girlfriend of 3 years found I made a thread about her and it was spammed with guys trying to get me to hound her she'd be pretty upset.

Also back to this subject, pretty much every compliment you can make she has probably heard. If its something about her personality, or looks or anything. I would also advise not trying to tell her "hey see! look this is why we're so great together! aye aye!?!"

TL;DR
treat her like a normal human, just be kind. hang out, get to know her. oh and open fucking doors for her when possible.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

TL;DR
treat her like a normal human, just be kind. hang out, get to know her. oh and open fucking doors for her when possible.

Sounds pretty beta to me. Opening doors? Being kind? Might as well just call yourself mr. simptastic.

 

[gatti-man]

I haven't read the rest of this thread... But I can assume ignore 98% of the comments based off past threads like this.

Just be nice, don't sit an compliment her looks. One or two would be good enough, you don't want to just be a pestering reminder. In theory you'll think she may love it, and she might. But she will probably get the wrong idea about you, or she'll think you have the wrong idea about her.

I would also advise to never posting a picture of her on here. If my girlfriend of 3 years found I made a thread about her and it was spammed with guys trying to get me to hound her she'd be pretty upset.

Also back to this subject, pretty much every compliment you can make she has probably heard. If its something about her personality, or looks or anything. I would also advise not trying to tell her "hey see! look this is why we're so great together! aye aye!?!"

TL;DR
treat her like a normal human, just be kind. hang out, get to know her. oh and open fucking doors for her when possible.

So far I've been playing it super cool. I've acted interested but I don't hound her. When I text I wait for a response. I never gush about her looks to her. It's funny on the inside I'm spinning but luckily I've been able to fake it so far. She called and asked me out for a day date on Sunday (my next day off) so I'm pretty positive this is at least going somewhere.

I haven't even brought up us being together so to speak.

 

[DY_nasty]

So far I've been playing it super cool. I've acted interested but I don't hound her. When I text I wait for a response. I never gush about her looks to her. It's funny on the inside I'm spinning but luckily I've been able to fake it so far. She called and asked me out for a day date on Sunday (my next day off) so I'm pretty positive this is at least going somewhere.

I haven't even brought up us being together so to speak.

You need to stop floundering about it and just be upfront (while not confessing your love over 26 sonnets). Keep up the "I gotta play it cool cuz movies" shit and you'll be embracing regret.

 

[gatti-man]

You need to stop floundering about it and just be upfront (while not confessing your love over 26 sonnets). Keep up the "I gotta play it cool cuz movies" shit and you'll be embracing regret.

I've been myself as if she isn't the most attractive, adorable, awesome person I've ever met. That's what I mean by playing it cool. Every time we hang out I like her more. She speaks her mind, offers to pay, has interesting things to say, is spontaneous, and drinks straight Turkey 101 like a boss. It's like if I could make my own dream girl she would be it.

 

[Mariolee]

Eh, after you see her face enough times you'll get over it. Sad matter of fact.

 

[McLovin]

If she's on a date with you its because she likes you. Don't fuck it up by making it weird.

 

[Jeramii]

Sounds pretty beta to me. Opening doors? Being kind? Might as well just call yourself mr. simptastic.

A girl I've never met, know noting about.. How the hell else is he supposed to get advice online? Of course there are things he should do on top of that, but they should just be natural thoughtful things. Keeping note of what she does and doesn't like while staying true to himself.. Unless he's only in it for some ass then he should play it differently, which it sounds like he's not in it for that. So he probably should play it safe.

So far I've been playing it super cool. I've acted interested but I don't hound her. When I text I wait for a response. I never gush about her looks to her. It's funny on the inside I'm spinning but luckily I've been able to fake it so far. She called and asked me out for a day date on Sunday (my next day off) so I'm pretty positive this is at least going somewhere.

I haven't even brought up us being together so to speak.

sounds like you're handling things right.

 

[DY_nasty]

I've been myself as if she isn't the most attractive, adorable, awesome person I've ever met. That's what I mean by playing it cool. Every time we hang out I like her more. She speaks her mind, offers to pay, has interesting things to say, is spontaneous, and drinks straight Turkey 101 like a boss. It's like if I could make my own dream girl she would be it.

keep bullshitting and sending mixed signals back at her while you're trying to decipher how awesome she is and there's a damned good chance that someone who doesn't give anything resembling a fuck comes in, gets straight to the point, puts a smile on her face right off the bat, and has her wondering why she hasn't deleted your number after one good long night

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

If shes wearing a low cut dress on your date, order some cookies and an empty glass.

That's one heck of an assumption.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

If you think about how everyone has to poop, then it's easier to stay calm around others.

 

[MrToughPants]

I always wait for a used seafood dinner.

It's more marinated.

Fuck I almost vomited.

"Smells like a fishing boat down there"

 

[Camp Lo]

Never fall in love. She'll rip your heart out!

 

[jgmo870]

Yes!

I've been myself as if she isn't the most attractive, adorable, awesome person I've ever met. That's what I mean by playing it cool. Every time we hang out I like her more. She speaks her mind, offers to pay, has interesting things to say, is spontaneous, and drinks straight Turkey 101 like a boss. It's like if I could make my own dream girl she would be it.

As long as she knows part of what you're feeling rather than all of it, you're good.

I'd invite her to do something innocent and fun with you. Brings women right back to when they were at their happiest - their childhood.

 

[DY_nasty]

As long as she knows part of what you're feeling rather than all of it, you're good.

I'd invite her to do something innocent and fun with you. Brings women right back to when they were at their happiest - their childhood.

lmao