This one THIS FUCKING ONE
He's cutting it just fine! Then he says "FUCK YOU SANDWICH YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE CUT PROPERLY" and just shoves the knife to the right.

He's cutting it just fine! Then he says "FUCK YOU SANDWICH YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE CUT PROPERLY" and just shoves the knife to the right.
For people who don't know, this isn't from an infomercial. It's from Tim and Eric.