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[Trojita]

When doing your daily shower or bath what do you do?

Do you spray your butt with water using a handheld shower?

Do you clean your butt with soap and a washcloth every day?

Spoiler

Hopefully with a washcloth specifically for this only.

What if you don't have one of those handheld showers? Do you just let the water trickle down and call it a day?

What is the proper etiquette here?

 

[NaturalHigh]

One wipe with the sponge between the crack and then down to my legs.

 

[DietRob]

Menelaus the thread.


I clean my ass in the shower every morning.

 

[Orcastar]

Go to shower -> apply soap to hand -> wipe -> rinse.

 

[CommonSense]

Soap+removeable shower head+apply soap to taint+rinse=heaven

 

[Escape Goat]

GAF is so freaking disgusting sometimes. I can't believe this is an actual question. Wash yourselves people.

 

[shuri]

GAF is so freaking disgusting sometimes. I can't believe this is an actual question. Wash yourselves people.

there was people in a previous thread that admitted that they only wash themselves once a week at most.

 

[Nakazato]

m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=510003&highlight=viral

Read this thread op

 

[Yaboosh]

Yeah you got to get up in that.

 

[Voice of Reason]

I have a separate sponge dedicated for ass cleansing.

 

[wenis]

GAF is so freaking disgusting sometimes. I can't believe this is an actual question. Wash yourselves people.

why wash yourself when you never leave the house?

 

[GK86]

Umm, yes? Why wouldn't I?

 

[GremlinFool]

there was people in a previous thread that admitted that they only wash themselves once a week at most.

Classic GAF.

 

[Phaethon0017]

Handstand. In the shower.

 

[Viewtify]

Hand and Soap. Just like every other part of my body.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Nope.

 

[GasProblem]

I just spread my cheeks and let the water tickle my anus.

 

[Always-honest]

No, haven't washed or whiped my ass in years.........

 

[woolley]

Yea, why would you ignore cleaning the nastiest part of your body?

 

[LeleSocho]

Buy these you sick fucks :O

 

[Viewtify]

Its sad that people are afraid to touch their ass with their hand.

 

[EdibleExplosives]

there was people in a previous thread that admitted that they only wash themselves once a week at most.

This is why gaming conventions smell so bad.

 

[Az987]

I haven't washed my ass in like 5 years. When I shower I specifically avoid my ass.

 

[Slayer-33]

Hand and soap + water soak while showering.

I put the soap in my ass

 

[Sapiens]

Soap my hand up and clean my asshole manually in the shower with very hot water. Repeat three to four times. Really get in there with my thumb and index finger. Picking out the crust from the hair can hurt sometimes, but it's a small price to pay for not smelling like shit.

It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Trojita]

Soap+removeable shower head+apply soap to taint+rinse=heaven

So you use the hand method of applying the soap

One wipe with the sponge between the crack and then down to my legs.

The same sponge you wash the rest of your body with?

Buy these you sick fucks :O

That doesn't cover the soap part. Is this just enough for people?

 

[IceCold]

I don't really wash myself when I take a bath. Usually I just put a shit load of bubble bath soap and play with some of my action figures for 30 minutes or so. I just assume the water and soap find they way to all the crevices of my body by themselves.

 

[cashman]

tongue cleaning

 

[Rentahamster]

I roll around in a pile of dust.

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

I clean with this.

It's spotless.

 

[Escape Goat]

I clean with this.
[ig]http://www.ultimatehandyman.co.uk/Metalworking/wire_brush.jpg[/img]
It's spotless.

with hotlinking?

 

[Peter Bazooka]

 

[NaturalHigh]

The same sponge you wash the rest of your body with?

Yes.

 

[LeleSocho]

That doesn't cover the soap part. Is this just enough for people?

We use soap when we use the bidet.

 

[meltingparappa]

I keep bar soap in addition to my normal bodywash specifically for this and armpits.

 

[Trojita]

I guess my thread title should have been. GAF, how do you clean your butt?

 

[BlanketFort]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xDGXotGIE

 

[Orcastar]

The same sponge you wash the rest of your body with?

If this disgusts you, you might wanna read up on how soap actually works.

 

[Trojita]

We use soap when we use the bidet.

Seriously? What about the Japanese ones that have the bidet and dryer built into the toilet?

 

[Rocket Scientist]

What's a 'daily' shower?

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

Seriously? What about the Japanese ones that have the bidet and dryer built into the toilet?

They're amazing.

 

[bangai-o]

its only Jan. how many butt cleaning threads have there already been?

 

[golduck342]

The worst is the people who use a certain part of a towel to dry their ass. It's already clean at that point.

How do people trust drinking from a glass that is basically just rinsed at a bar, or silverware at a restaurant, but washing you butt in the shower causes permanent poo damage too whatever touches it?

 

[inHallways]

 

[legacyzero]

baby wipes AWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAH

 

[meijiko]

The worst is the people who use a certain part of a towel to dry their ass. It's already clean at that point.

How do people trust drinking from a glass that is basically just rinsed at a bar, or silverware at a restaurant, but washing you butt in the shower causes permanent poo damage too whatever touches it?

It may not make real sense, but it would just feel wrong if I were to dry my ass with a part of the towel and then proceed to dry my face with that same part.

Granted I have a very methodical way of drying myself off, so it doesn't happen anyway.

 

[electroshockwave]

First time I've seen the longer version of that gif. I love this fox.

 

[thecosmicfly]

Buy these you sick fucks :O

 

[CatPee]

Go to shower -> apply soap to hand -> wipe -> rinse.

This here's the way to go. Don't have a bidet installed, so I just hop in the shower, remove the head, and wash up vigorously with soap every time after doing the deed and not just in the shower. Frankly, the thought of people only wiping after taking a dump is fucking disgusting. I can't stand that feeling, personally.

 

[legacyzero]

LOL this gif, man.