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[Unknown Soldier]

AHahhahahaha, what? Buck Naked Underwear?

Oh God what, Scientology? Really?

 

[Toa TAK]

Kat Dennings wins the SB

Fo sho. That should be the only ad.

 

[rinse82]

Dennings gif for those not on a US feed

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Not gonna lie though, I would buttfumble Beyonce in a heartbeat or boobfumble kat dennings?

 

[Kusagari]

The Iron Sheik ✔ @the_ironsheik
Dan Marino have sex at halftime with anybody that want to fuck an orange

Sheik da god.

 

[Wes]

I'm sorry, but Kat Dennings does nothing for me.

Maybe you don't ask nicely enough.

 

[zero_suit]

A lot of people on twitter are saying this was one of the greatest performances of all time. Am I the only one not seeing this?

Must be a lot of teenagers saying that...

 

[mr2xxx]

Is every fucking Channel Getting it's own Sports Network...

HOLY FUCK!

Everyone trying to get that ESPN money.

 

[FourMyle]

I'm sorry, but Kat Dennings does nothing for me.

Yup. Way too pale and has a butterface. No thanks.

 

[Piggus]

Oh joy, time for standard def local ads that look like shiet.

 

[Mononoke]

Daryl Dixon makes everything better.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Have we had any good ads yet?

 

[peteykirch]

I can only imagine who they try to get to play at Metlife next year.

Obvious answer would've been Springsteen, but they can't get him again so quickly...so Bon Jovi?

 

[MIMIC]

Beyonce sang a Halo song, MS wins the half time show? What's Sony got?

49ers have no game. So....promo for Sony?

 

[Knux-Future]

I could give a shit if she lip syncs or not, I just wanted a tidday to pop out. So no, I didn't get what I wanted.

You have the greatest user name ever

 

[Oersted]

JayZ probably gets the better performance.

 

[eznark]

So...where is the football thread at?

 

[Quick]

Not the best Halftime show, but not the worst.

Destiny's Child bit was weak (I was barely able to hear Kelly and Michelle), and Beyonce was fluctuating from "good" to "meh".

On the plus side, dat Kelly Rowland, dat Beyonce, Michelle...she's alive.

 

[Giolon]

State Farm Commercial, win!

 

[Htown]

I like my live performances to look live and performed for the audience while that looked spotlessly choreographed and performed purely for the camera.

It's the Super Bowl, not your hipster-ass coffee house down the street.

 

[HylianTom]

Okay.. onside kick time, right?

C'mon - let's see it happen!

 

[Hematocryal]

A lot of people on twitter are saying this was one of the greatest performances of all time. Am I the only one not seeing this?

Better than the black eyed peas one, but it was very entertaining. She had showman ship, great body, nice voice, and the choreography made my prostate tingle especially when she licked her finger.

But yea give it time, it's just buzz, still it was pretty good.

 

[thefro]

Pretty solid halftime show but it definitely fizzled out after the Destiny's Child reunion and peaked too early.

The Tupac hologram shit with the multiple Beyonces (and a couple real backup dancers going in and out) was pretty cool.

 

[GaimeGuy]

Apple's going to sue the fuck out of Redd

 

[Jimothy]

Where's my Kat Dennings gif?

 

[Hot Coldman]

RICHARD CHEESE FOR 2014 HALF-TIME SHOW

 

[antonz]

Pacific Theme is so good.

 

[Kuroyume]

Search hashtags, awful, sucked, terrible.... Many people hated that

Either get a fucking band and perform live or dont show up

 

[Gorillaz]

Beyonce sang a Halo song, MS wins the half time show? What's Sony got?

MS stealth superbowl commercial?

 

[seanoff]

A lot of people on twitter are saying this was one of the greatest performances of all time. Am I the only one not seeing this?

not even close. madonna last year was way better.

and

PRINCE or MJ

 

[AlexMogil]

Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) tweeted

JaMarcus Russell Terrier Shows Up To Puppy Bowl 30 Pounds Overweight #SuperBowl

 

[Uno Venova]

Have we had any good ads yet?

Just oreos.

 

[Narag]

Well let's see if SF can make this shitfest interesting. It could save phosphor's life.

 

[mastershake]

So...where is the football thread at?

just give it another 5 minutes or so

 

[chuckddd]

That was definitely better than when the fucking Black Eyed Peas came out and shat on the stage.

I don't remember that. I do remember Guns n' Roses!

 

[pargonta]

So...where is the football thread at?

bro it's halftime! ravens get it to start yeah? let's do this

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Oh yeah football.

 

[TheLegendary]

Best performance since Prince.

 

[Mononoke]

It's the Super Bowl, not your hipster-ass coffee house down the street.

Wasn't even a good Super Bowl show though.

 

[JCizzle]

Brady ruined the defense. They've been shit since. He has some voodoo that he should have saved for BMore.

 

[Greg]

So...where is the football thread at?

silence, heathen!

 

[Knux-Future]

Yup. Way too pale and has a butterface. No thanks.

sharp knees

 

[weekend_warrior]

Ravens gonna win one for the greatest.

 

[Elfforkusu]

So...where is the football thread at?

Niners are screwed. Kap will get knocked out of the game in the 4th, but by then it'll be too late for Alex Smith to lead the comeback.

 

[OrlanisWorks]

Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) tweeted

JaMarcus Russell Terrier Shows Up To Puppy Bowl 30 Pounds Overweight #SuperBowl

oh fuck, thats classic!

 

[HoodWinked]

half time show was pretty badly performed though everyone's drooling over beyonce to notice

 

[victreeb3l]

clearly people only tune in for tittylicious

she should stick to leaking nudes of herself

 

[eznark]

just give it another 5 minutes or so

I cannot wait to be back in community. OT posters are the worst.

 

[Xamdou]

49ers have no game. So....promo for Sony?

Sony's got nothing, gotcha.

 

[HylianTom]

Have we had any good ads yet?

Calvin Klein's was awwweeesome.