MilesWebber
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NEW THREAD!!!



Might as well throw mine in.
I'm standing outside a club with a ridiculously long line. Hot girls are being let in ahead of the line though. Two beautiful girls approach the bouncer and get okayed to come in ahead of the line, they had walked by me and gave me a look earlier but I didn't think anything of it, wrapped up in my own little world. They give the bouncer the one second finger gesture and look in my direction. Still don't think anything of it. They hurry down towards me and in broken english (this was in Argentina) ask me if I want to go inside with them. I'm thinking about whether an ocelot and a monkey would get along as pets and before I can process what they are saying I shake my head and say no thank you. They look at me like I've lost my fucking mind and ask again. Between the broken english and my insane daydreaming I still don't register anything and say no thank you again. They regard me as one would a man with a dick growing out of his face.
They go inside, my brain processes their request, I jump in front of a bus in shame.
Two hours later a girl from the US notices my jersey and starts up a conversation inside the club. We talk for a few minutes, then we go silent, she's standing in front of me with that expectant look but I'm still thinking about my idiotic fuck up from earlier in the night and I'm not really in the moment. After about 15 seconds of her standing in front of me looking me dead in the eye, she rolls her eyes and walks away.
Realize she was waiting for me to ask her to dance, go find another bus to jump in front of.
Once is understandable, but twice in one night gave me a permanent mark on my record for clueless stupidity preventing sexual engagement.
youre welcomeHahaha! You make me feel better.
I just hope there were plenty of buses around
edit: I was in my car driving to the store today and I started randomly saying "awww yiss"
thanks, thread
Probs won't get it, if you stay out of the Gaming side though XD, credits to NightmareTrigger:
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*at the beach*
failure
Here's mine:
failure
this is my true story:
failure
Might as well throw mine in.
failure
Nooo not dynasty warriors 6 ;____;
Should have voted Romney.Nooo not dynasty warriors 6 ;____;
You won't think that once GAF drags it to the ground.Spiderman is the best meme ever.
Well deserved for cropping the dog's ears. I hate that bullshit.
Something tells me the kid wasn't responsible for cropping the dog's ears. It was probably the sadistic bastard with the laser pointer.Well deserved for cropping the dog's ears. I hate that bullshit.
New thread and the best fun I had was good old spider-man meme.
^Pics that make you laugh |OT4| Aw yiss. Motha. F*ckin. Spiderman reposts.
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