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Edit: After a year and 6 months, I feel like I'm much further along with my stand up comedy than I was when I made this OT. With that said, I've updated all of the tips, pointers, ideas, writing exercises, and so forth. Hopefully this can help some people do some funny work! I'll be uploading more videos around the 25th so I can compare between my first show and my more recent shows, and hopefully show some marked improvement. I hate to be the only person posting in this OT, so hopefully someone else chimes in or has some footage for us to watch!

So are any of you fellow GAF members into stand up comedy beyond casually watching?


Edit 2: TIPS!

Here are some things that I've found to help my "process" over the last few weeks.

1) Always carry around a notebook and pen. WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN. The amount of "joke" material I've spawned just seeing things is incredible. I didn't really realize how much my brain was working at all times thinking of things that make me laugh until I started doing this. Very helpful, and keeps me on my toes and observant. One thing that's really important to remember though, that you're going to write a lot of stuff that simply isn't funny to anyone but you. I've tried to write a "bit" out of things that I thought were amusing, and they bombed. Be cautious of this! The way to separate the fat is to really find ways to be incongruent. Usually something can be funny to you, but MUCH funnier if you apply it to a situation that is completely incongruent to the set up.

2) Write a joke or a bit. Then re-write it. When you're done, write it again, and then again. Going through this has helped me to find better words, cleaner jokes, and weed out the nonsense. I'm still far, far, far from perfect, but looking at the first iteration of a joke and then where I end up, it's clear that this helps. Also remember to pay close attention to your word usage, and how you intend to deliver your punch lines. Will a few extra words help? Or more importantly, can I cut the fat and make the joke clearer? You don't want to get so caught up in telling your story or joke that you end up with excess material that may lose the audience. You may gloss over a punch line, and its funny, but everything in between will pull them out of the joke. Focus more on your "punch words". These are words that generate the laughs.

3) Make a list of your personality, characteristics, and traits. Fears, things that make you angry, etc. I don't quite like to make jokes about myself, but this stuff can help you flesh out a bit and make it much more personal, thus more funny. Just a little sentence here or there helps tremendously. It will also help you spawn material. Are you afraid of heights? Do you hate bad drivers? These are bits you can write and think of why you feel this way, and how you can make it funny and meaningful to your audience.

4) PRACTICE. Rehearse your set, but don't memorize it. Know the motions, know how you are going to work the crowd, and know how to move onto another joke or subject if you see the crowd stop reacting to a certain kind of humor. It is also important to practice your set DIFFERENTLY. Don't run through it the same way each time, think about the pacing and delivery and be conscious of that. Too often I've known exactly where I'm going with a joke, and ultimately ended up blasting through my set because I haven't worked on the pacing and delivery enough. Also know your audience. It is important to give them time to laugh, but remember your venue. If you're only performing for two dozen people, you don't need to pause as long as you would with 1,000 people. Too many odd long pauses and it'll look like you're struggling, thus losing the audience.

5) Before you go up, say these words out loud. "I don't give a fuck how this goes" (or I don't care, whatever). That was an extreme confidence booster to me, especially since my second set was not only my first rehearsed set, but also about 4 times the audience size of my first. You want to be confident in what you're about to do. That doesn't mean "be confident". Your entire act may be centered around being awkward, shy, or uncomfortable, but you should be CONFIDENT that you can pull that off, and that you know exactly what you're doing. It is very easy to see through a person who uncomfortable in their jokes, material, or performance.

6) OPEN MICS. Go to open mics. Try your material. Record your material. Watch it. It's just like studying film for athletes. When you're watching, pay CLOSE attention to where the audience laughs when you tell your jokes. You may think one part is the "punch line" when the audience is laughing much earlier. If you see that, you can either shuffle your words around to make it stronger, or try it a few more times and see how different crowds respond. No crowd will be the same as your last. What does well at one show may not land at another. Also pay attention to your physical movements. I have a problem when I have drinks on stage, I keep going back to drink them. I keep them away just for that reason (though they are good to separate bits if you've run through them all).

7) Don't get discouraged. You might bomb, you might do well. You might think you've written an excellent bit that's going to land, and then it gets mediocre laughs. That happens, don't sweat it. Keep trying it, and keep working. If you want to do it as a hobby, give it a few tries before you decide it is or isn't for you. I've done about 50-60 open mics in the last 18 months (including some in Chicago, Pittsburgh, and NYC) and I've learned a LOT about myself, and my humor. You won't get there in two performances.
 
Pft, buh, yes. YES! Of course post your stand-up. Pschwa.

edit: as long as it's not one of those "look how self-depricating I am" sets, where you talk about how much you like video games and don't have a girlfriend etc.
 
Why did the chicken cross the road

To kill Chinner

What's the difference between G.O.O and a bucket of hatred

The bucket

Good Jimmy Carr Jokes:

- I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

- Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.

- My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian...

- See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol(TM).
 
Do you think in ancient Rome a "columnist" was a guy that was just really in to columns?

I wrote this for a Red Robin drink coaster 10 years ago, you can use it.
 
I've got a tremendous joke about a polar bear but I'm going to talk slightly awkwardly over the beat where the joke should come and just explain that the punchline was something to do with breaking ice or something or maybe a penguin or god so alone.
 
Pft, buh, yes. YES! Of course post your stand-up. Pschwa.

edit: as long as it's not one of those "look how self-depricating I am" sets, where you talk about how much you like video games and don't have a girlfriend etc.

It definitely isn't. Outside of the opening line, at least.

I'm always looking for tips! So far, the one thing I've noticed is that I speak with my hands a LOT. I'm not exactly sure if this is a good thing, or a bad thing. Also, I tend to kind of "laugh" at my own jokes sometimes with the audience, which probably isn't good either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdtobHDWlFc&feature=youtu.be

Either way, let me know how I can get better guys! Thanks :)
 
The sexy unicorn ride thing is a little too Dane Cook, otherwise solid set for a beginner. I don't think the hands are distracting.

Haha, what's funny is you're the 3rd person who's said that to me, and now I totally can't "unhear" his voice when I think of that (which bothers me).

I've decided to write only new material for each set, which should (hopefully) force me to exhaust all of the "standard" stuff and maybe move into something a bit deeper and more personal to me.
 
It definitely isn't. Outside of the opening line, at least.

I'm always looking for tips! So far, the one thing I've noticed is that I speak with my hands a LOT. I'm not exactly sure if this is a good thing, or a bad thing. Also, I tend to kind of "laugh" at my own jokes sometimes with the audience, which probably isn't good either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdtobHDWlFc&feature=youtu.be

Either way, let me know how I can get better guys! Thanks :)

Work on your timing and delivery. The opening was really too quick and not focused, your crips/KKK bit landed better. Also waaaay too long for a first timer. Try and get it below five.

(I have no idea what I'm talking about)
 
I've decided to write only new material for each set, which should (hopefully) force me to exhaust all of the "standard" stuff and maybe move into something a bit deeper and more personal to me.

That's good, but maybe keep either an opener or a closer, see if you can get a different reaction just by changing a word, or some pacing. Do you record yourself?

I remember watching Comedian, and Orny Adams making such a big deal of changing out "lupus" for "psoriasis" on request of The Late Show, and how much it changed the bit.

Orny Adams gets a gig on the David Letterman program, and we see him backstage, vibrating with nervousness. The network guys have been over his material and suggested some changes. Now he practices saying the word "psoriasis." After the show, he makes a phone call to a friend to explain, "I opened my first great network show with a joke I had never used before." Well, not a completely new joke. He had to substitute the word "psoriasis" for the word "lupus." But to a comedian who fine-tunes every syllable, that made it a new joke and a fearsome challenge.
 
Work on your timing and delivery. The opening was really too quick and not focused, your crips/KKK bit landed better. Also waaaay too long for a first timer. Try and get it below five.

(I have no idea what I'm talking about)

Oh yea, my set was originally 5 minutes, but they wanted us to do 7 minutes for some reason (which was strange).

All valid points though, thanks so much!
 
It definitely isn't. Outside of the opening line, at least.

I'm always looking for tips! So far, the one thing I've noticed is that I speak with my hands a LOT. I'm not exactly sure if this is a good thing, or a bad thing. Also, I tend to kind of "laugh" at my own jokes sometimes with the audience, which probably isn't good either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdtobHDWlFc&feature=youtu.be

Either way, let me know how I can get better guys! Thanks :)

This turned out to be a lot better than I was expecting, for some reason I thought a gaffer doing standup would just be awkward and cringeworthy but overall I thought it was pretty solid.
 
It definitely isn't. Outside of the opening line, at least.

I'm always looking for tips! So far, the one thing I've noticed is that I speak with my hands a LOT. I'm not exactly sure if this is a good thing, or a bad thing. Also, I tend to kind of "laugh" at my own jokes sometimes with the audience, which probably isn't good either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdtobHDWlFc&feature=youtu.be

Either way, let me know how I can get better guys! Thanks :)

I thought it was pretty hilarious. I'm a huge fan to puns so that part was great. Black to black terms lol.
 
So glad someone got the reference!
That's good, but maybe keep either an opener or a closer, see if you can get a different reaction just by changing a word, or some pacing. Do you record yourself?

I remember watching Comedian, and Orny Adams making such a big deal of changing out "lupus" for "psoriasis" on request of The Late Show, and how much it changed the bit.
Definitely a great point! I typically do tend to record my self rehearsing on my phone (it's weird) and then I rewrite my jokes from that. I was pretty rushed during this set because I couldn't get my pacing right for everything, and I kind of adlibbed a bit more than I should have.
I thought it was pretty hilarious. I'm a huge fan to puns so that part was great. Black to black terms lol.
Thanks man, that's very encouraging. I actually had about 4 or 5 more headlines to pick from, most of which were silly and mildly offensive.

This turned out to be a lot better than I was expecting, for some reason I thought a gaffer doing standup would just be awkward and cringeworthy but overall I thought it was pretty solid.

I don't get the Korean/Obamacare joke.

Other than that (and its probably my fault), good stuff!

It's probably my least structured and (despite my saying so) least favorite part of that "joke". The idea is that it is unintentionally derogatory from a newscaster (basically he's Asian so it looks like his eyes are closed).
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lFZAyZPjV0

The best joke ever made. It has so many layers it's ridiculous.

edit: and OP your set is funny. Good job!

Anything from Arrested Development is awesome and incredibly layered. Such a fantastic show! And thank you for watching the set! Really encouraging. I don't think I'll be famous, but I definitely love doing this and want to pursue it further. It's such an incredibly good time and so rewarding making people laugh.

I thought it was funny. Also, you are hot, so that's working for you. Well done!

Surprisingly, that's not something I hear very often. Thanks!
 
I added some tips that helped me a lot with my second set, and hopefully will help some others out, too. I'm currently writing 5 new minutes for my next set, hopefully it'll pan out well. It's on Tuesday, I'll record it and post it here if anyone is interested to watch my progress!

Would really love to see some other GAF members tackle this though!
 
I added some tips that helped me a lot with my second set, and hopefully will help some others out, too. I'm currently writing 5 new minutes for my next set, hopefully it'll pan out well. It's on Tuesday, I'll record it and post it here if anyone is interested to watch my progress!

Would really love to see some other GAF members tackle this though!

Tackle becoming a stand-up comedian?

I've thought about it. Thought of a couple of jokes. But school keeps me busy and I'm not sure of any local stand-up joint where I can dip my toes in. It'd be a great pastime though, and excellent for building confidence and public speaking skills.
 
"Your momma's so fat when she paints the town red you know it's that time of the month."

-Timedog in 4th grade
 
"Your momma's so fat when she paints the town red you know it's that time of the month."

-Timedog in 4th grade

"Your momma's so fat that your dad won't fuck her because she makes him depressed."

-wenis 2 minutes ago.
 
I used to try and make up at least one (awful) joke a day but I am slipping lately.

The British comedians Adam and Joe read out a few of my jokes on their BBC radio show/ podcast. Actually they named a podcast after my username :D
 
"Your momma's so fat that your dad won't fuck her because she makes him depressed."

-wenis 2 minutes ago.

"When you were a kid you didn't know me, but I knew exactly where you lived and at night I would suck your dog's dick"

-Timedog several hours from now
 
I used to try and make up at least one (awful) joke a day but I am slipping lately.

The British comedians Adam and Joe read out a few of my jokes on their BBC radio show/ podcast. Actually they named a podcast after my username :D

Keep at it man, it's rewarding (as I'm sure you know).

How far can we go with this? I enjoy dead baby jokes, for example. They're funny.

The only thing worse than dead baby jokes is not telling dead baby jokes.
Tackle becoming a stand-up comedian?

I've thought about it. Thought of a couple of jokes. But school keeps me busy and I'm not sure of any local stand-up joint where I can dip my toes in. It'd be a great pastime though, and excellent for building confidence and public speaking skills.

I thought that fr a while, too. Honestly the only things that consume time are rehearsal and writing your set, which is easier if you have notes and thoughts. Give it a shot some day.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lFZAyZPjV0

The best joke ever made. It has so many layers it's ridiculous.

edit: and OP your set is funny. Good job!

I watched all AD, but I have the constant feeling that I missed 70% of the jokes. Maybe because English is not my first language...
What are the levels of that joke for example? I know that telling someone else why its funny will lose the humor, but damn I hate felling out of the loop :(
 
Is that context sensitive? Cos if not, I just don't gt it.

It's a running gag that Carl Weather's character (himself) is a penny pinching broke guy. He scams his way into getting as much as he can out of everything. The cool thing is, it was his idea.

I watched all AD, but I have the constant feeling that I missed 70% of the jokes. Maybe because English is not my first language...
What are the levels of that joke for example? I know that telling someone else why its funny will lose the humor, but damn I hate felling out of the loop :(

It's just a running gag, but I can see how some of the humor can be hard to catch on to. You have to pay attention to the running gags. Even then, not everyone has the same sense of humor!

Anyway, doing another set tonight, probably 5 or 6 minutes. I'll have someone record it and hopefully have it uploaded tonight for more feedback! Just experimenting with jokes, styles, and seeing how well I can warm up the audience before dropping bombs on them (to see where my limit is as a personality). Can't wait!
 
8byte, you had me smiling. My only note is to kill the pacing. It distracts from the words you deliver. Be still and let your words do the moving.

Thanks, I've heard this a few times, and I definitely agree. That's me trying to "calm" myself, and I definitely need to do more of that. Hopefully I can work it out tonight during my set. It'll be on a MUCH smaller stage, so I won't have much room to move. Going to try to keep my hands a bit less active, and not move around so much.
 
Thanks for making this thread. Great tips by the way!

There's a lot of good about your bit:
- You're comfortable and confident
- Apart from a few instances where you put your hand in your pocket, you're using your hands a lot, which is a good thing
- You've rehearsed your stuff, and it shows. No hesitations or bad blanks.

Now, for the bad:
- I feel you're going through your content way too fast. In fact -- and part of it might just be because English is not my native language --, some of the stuff I didn't get. Also, your transitions are too quick at times. I assume it can be a bit tiring for the audience. You don't give them enough time to breathe and take it all in
- I feel you can squeeze some more juice out of your jokes. One thing I've read (and I don't know if it's true, but, assuming it is) is that you should just top your punchline with another punchline (or rephrase the punchline into another) and then again. You, on the other hand, tend to tell your stories and the funny bits in them only once.
- Not a real criticism because I know I'll do the same, but some bits almost sound like rip-offs of Louis CK, or at least they're heavily-influenced by him. Especially the "what kinky means to a girl and to a guy" bit.

Actually you do remind me of a young Louis CK in your delivery and pace now that I think of it. Young Louis CK doesn't make me laugh, and part of it really is the sheer speed of his act. Compare his performance in the early days with his post-2000 performance and you'll see what I mean: he's just much more laid back in the way he tells his stories now, and it works better. This allows him to polish the delivery and give his words more weight. Don't spout words like your mouth is a machinegun. Take your time and you'll do great.

Speaking of Louis, I got bitten by the stand-up bug because of him. Not too long from now I'd like to give it a try myself. The catch is that English is not my native language.
 
Thanks for making this thread. Great tips by the way!

There's a lot of good about your bit:
- You're comfortable and confident
- Apart from a few instances where you put your hand in your pocket, you're using your hands a lot, which is a good thing
- You've rehearsed your stuff, and it shows. No hesitations or bad blanks.

Now, for the bad:
- I feel you're going through your content way too fast. In fact -- and part of it might just be because English is not my native language --, some of the stuff I didn't get. Also, your transitions are too quick at times. I assume it can be a bit tiring for the audience. You don't give them enough time to breathe and take it all in
- I feel you can squeeze some more juice out of your jokes. One thing I've read (and I don't know if it's true, but, assuming it is) is that you should just top your punchline with another punchline (or rephrase the punchline into another) and then again. You, on the other hand, tend to tell your stories and the funny bits in them only once.
- Not a real criticism because I know I'll do the same, but some bits almost sound like rip-offs of Louis CK, or at least they're heavily-influenced by him. Especially the "what kinky means to a girl and to a guy" bit.

Actually you do remind me of a young Louis CK in your delivery and pace now that I think of it. Young Louis CK doesn't make me laugh, and part of it really is the sheer speed of his act. Compare his performance in the early days with his post-2000 performance and you'll see what I mean: he's just much more laid back in the way he tells his stories now, and it works better. This allows him to polish the delivery and give his words more weight. Don't spout words like your mouth is a machinegun. Take your time and you'll do great.

Speaking of Louis, I got bitten by the stand-up bug because of him. Not too long from now I'd like to give it a try myself. The catch is that English is not my native language.

Awesome and valid points all around! Thank's so much! I'm sure some bits probably sound like other comedians because of the sheer volume of stand up I'm watching lately.

My set tonight didn't go too bad, but a lot of the bits ended flat, lacked punch, and I moved through them way too quickly. I wrote the set in about two hours today, so there just wasn't much there. Luckily I have about 3 weeks until my next open mic. I'll post the link here a bit later.

In the mean time, so this thread doesn't die, is anyone interested in discussing writing, or just stand up comedians in general?
 
Awesome and valid points all around! Thank's so much! I'm sure some bits probably sound like other comedians because of the sheer volume of stand up I'm watching lately.

My set tonight didn't go too bad, but a lot of the bits ended flat, lacked punch, and I moved through them way too quickly. I wrote the set in about two hours today, so there just wasn't much there. Luckily I have about 3 weeks until my next open mic. I'll post the link here a bit later.

In the mean time, so this thread doesn't die, is anyone interested in discussing writing, or just stand up comedians in general?

I am.

One of my favorite things to see is in an hour-long set, a comedian referencing a joke he made earlier to great effect. My two favorite examples are Louis CK's consistent use of "cunt, nigger, faggot" in one of his shows and a LOT of Russell Peter's shticks (somebody gonna get hurt, funntaaaashtic, etc.)

Do you think they write a particular joke for the purpose of getting re-utilized, or is it something that springs up as part of the writing process? Like, "holy shit, I can plug that joke in from earlier. Holy shit, yes!"
 
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