worst attempt a reverse-jinx i've ever seen
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Still can't fathom that this team has the same record as the Kwame Brown Smush Parker Luke Walton Lakers.
Phil Jackson you gifted mutha
I prefer to think of it as the Smush Era.Fuck! Why couldn't you make this post earlier?
2013 NBA Playoffs |OT| Lakers are Kwame-era Good
OP is missing "The Phantom Pain."
.I was with you until you said it was a Drake quote. But I shall consider.
Also, everyone: PM me anything you want included in the OP. Gifs, stories, posts.
OP is missing "The Phantom Pain."
Most of these teams have nothing to lose. If they sign him and he sucks/doesn't play, they were gonna suck anyways.Bynum
man I know this may be naieve but I honestly feel like NBA teams are smart enough not to sign dude
I'm actually completely serious.
You'd have to have watched the Spurs in the last few weeks to know how gimped Tony has looked. Maybe 20...30% of his actual self. And Manu was godawful last night and its an open secret hes coming back way too early.
Couple that with no JAX, integrating McGrady of all people, no Diaw (lol Bonner time!), Neal and Kawhi's lingering injuries, and Splitta's dropoff, we only have Green and Duncan healthy. Duncan is a big deal, and may win us a series on his own, but Green can't do anything unless a shot is created for him, so no Tony/Manu nullifies him a bit too.
We're going to be playing Nando De Colo and Matt Bonner major minutes, while relying on a 37 year old Tim Duncan to beat Pau Gasol and Dwight Howard on his own. We're not winning this series.
Carmelo Anthony scoring champ!
Pretty sure the Kwame era Lakers made the playoffs comfortably.
Lame topic title.
Scoring champ Carmelo Anthony is one of the most overpaid players in the league. I agree with this.
The NBA's Most Overpaid Players.
He may have won the scoring title, but he's no KD. Thunder up!
My dream finals match up (which has no chance of happening unless LeBron tears his Achilles heel) is OKC versus NYK. So in terms of the Eastern conference playoff brackets, I'm joining Knicks-GAF.
And he only had to attempt close to 5 more shots per game than KD!
Lakers go 28-12 to finish out the season. Kobe misses final 2 games, lakers win both and clowns pretend they just started winning.
Besides the absurdity of that nonsense, the Lakers lost 4 out of 6 when Kobe got injured in Atlanta. He never gets injured there and doesn't have to deal with a bad ankle and bone spurs - LA probably goes 31-9 or 30-10 the last half of the season.
People with Lakers are better without Kobe theories have shown how little they know about basketball. Particularly if they act like theyre stat guys and then take a 2 game sample size.
Clowns.
Speaking of the Heat, let's hope Monta goes ballistic and avgs 40 a game to stun Miami in the greatest upset of all-time.
I'm sure they'd love for that to happen, because it would mean he's taking 50+ shots per game.Speaking of the Heat, let's hope Monta goes ballistic and avgs 40 a game to stun Miami in the greatest upset of all-time.
That article is full of shit by putting melo and dirk in there compared to those other players.
That article was already panned as trash by sportswriters, TNT, and other media a week ago.I do think Melo is overpaid relatively to guys like Durant, but we all understand that you can't do a one-for-one swap and drafting + trading doesn't equate that way. The article is just pointing out that, bang for your buck, Melo doesn't produce stats and wins commensurate with what he's getting paid. I think that's fair.
Fire.
300-1 odds on Bucks Heat.
Put up 100 bucks and you win 30 grand.
Goddam
And he only had to attempt close to 5 more shots per game than KD!
MVP! MVP!
Do you think we don't know this? You just got double reverse trolled by making that terrible post.Not really. Just neolakes showing how easily trolled they are, including yourself. One day y'all will grow up and realize that half of NBA-Age is trollin you folks non stop and instead of crying, bitching, and trying to fire back and coming up laughably short (like Kobe in 2008), you'll role with the punches and just laugh. Even noriluvzkpop has grown up. One day you will too.