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[rvy]

He wants sex no doubt

WAS ABOUT TO POST THIS.

 

[Mastadon]

I went to Copenhagen and all I got was a bleeding rectum.

 

[Yurt]

I went to Copenhagen and all I got was a bleeding rectum.

Were you with Quiche?

 

[dc89]

Best crisps are

Yes. Yes my friend. The best.

 

[KidA Seven]

same new united home kit we've all seen

 

[Wilbur]

same new united home kit we've all seen

I like that. Gonna get one. Will wait for new signings before deciding who is on back.

 

[Bumhead]

I like that. Gonna get one. Will wait for new signings before deciding who is on back.

 

[Lunchbox]

I like that. Gonna get one. Will wait for new signings before deciding who is on back.

choices

 

[FootballFan]

:lol

 

[tarzanpuyol]

uyuyuyuy que rico

 

[Wilbur]

choices

You're good lads. Fuck Wayne. The only thing I'll ever get his name on is the napkin Florentino puts up on Ebay when he goes Madrid.

Ilkay, Shinji, Robert, Radamel, Gareth, Robin, Patrice. Your time is now.

 

[Arnie]

Moving out for third year. Already got a house/room, just need to sign contract. Washing my own knickers will be scary.

I really need to start washing my stuff more frequently, I just can't be arsed. Things like bedding and towels get neglected.

Where are you living?

For sure. I'm glad I did, or had to anyway.

Moving back in...man, that took some adjusting...

My contract's three months from July, but they pretty much told everyone on the graduate day that there's a good chance you'll be kept on after.

Don't know how I'll handle that journey back to Preston.


I'm contemplating Kelly 34 on next year's shirt. My mum's maiden name is Kelly, so it fits with the family.

WHO'S THAT WOMAN

 

[KidA Seven]

WHO'S THAT WOMAN

Bulma

 

[Bumhead]

Are there any known and reliable streaming sites around?

I don't have Sky Sports but just put my pizza in, am on my 3rd beer and fancy watching the Pigs fluff another play-off campaign.

 

[Wilbur]

I really need to start washing my stuff more frequently, I just can't be arsed. Things like bedding and towels get neglected.

Where are you living?

Twickenham, about 15 minute walk from the stadium. Two of my friends have been living with this girl who is moving out because she's a waste of an ejaculation, so I'm gonna take her room. Been there all year anyway after drunken nights out, I know the place well.

 

[tri_willy]

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa who is she!? so i may google her and

Spoiler

fuck the shit out of her... *in my mind

 

[Arnie]

Bulma

stop this and tell me

Twickenham, about 15 minute walk from the stadium. Two of my friends have been living with this girl who is moving out because she's a waste of an ejaculation, so I'm gonna take her room. Been there all year anyway after drunken nights out, I know the place well.

Sounds nice and convenient.

I'm still looking. Will probably end up living North, or in Camden or something.

 

[Feorax]

I'm contemplating Kelly 34 on next year's shirt. My mum's maiden name is Kelly, so it fits with the family.

Might be Kelly 23. Would be fitting really.

 

[FootballFan]

Heerenveen finally confirmed the Djuricic transfer to Benfica this afternoon. Good move for him, hopefully he won't be benched there. Would be a waste of such a talented player.

I remember I used to destroy everyone online with Heerenveen.

Assaisi - Dost - Narsingh

and Djuricic behind.

But Liverpool is the go to team in FIFA now. Ask Timu and Sleepless.

 

[Wilbur]

stop this and tell me

Sounds nice and convenient.

I'm still looking. Will probably end up living North, or in Camden or something.

Will be expensive in Camden I'm sure, when do you have to move there? Near September?

 

[KidA Seven]

stop this and tell me

.

My Waifu. There.

 

[LTWheels]

Twickenham, about 15 minute walk from the stadium. Two of my friends have been living with this girl who is moving out because she's a waste of an ejaculation, so I'm gonna take her room. Been there all year anyway after drunken nights out, I know the place well.

Not far from where I live. Twickenham has gone quite downhill in the last 4/5 years. Church Street is nice though. The N22 night bus makes it easy to get back home from nights out in London.

Richmond is really nice on a summers day to have a few drinks at the pubs along the river bank.

 

[bud]

gorgeous.

 

[Wilbur]

Not far from where I live. Twickenham has gone quite downhill in the last 4/5 years. Church Street is nice though. The N22 night bus makes it easy to get back home from nights out in London.

Richmond is really nice on a summers day to have a few drinks at the pubs along the river bank.

Richmond and Teddington are lovely places (went for lunch in Ted today!), but yeah Twickenham isn't great. It's no Croydon or anything though, certainly liveable. We normally get the 281 back from Kingston on nights out.

 

[pulga]

Wilbury, stop fretting you twerp. You said it yourself, you're 20. If youre unhappy with what youre majoring in, bail out now while you've still got youth on your side. Or dont. My job has fuck all to do with my degree, as well! But listen to Arnold, leaving the nest is a MUST. Left it at 18 myself and Ive never looked back.



Why the fuck have you turds not found out who's the broad with the gigantic tits

 

[Arnie]

Might be Kelly 23. Would be fitting really.

He said in that interview the other day that the number 34 has become part of him because he's had it since he was a kid.

Will be expensive in Camden I'm sure, when do you have to move there? Near September?

It's all fairly expensive, unless I go miles out.

I'm looking at £120-50 per week, but I'm earning £350 so I can make it work.

Start July 3rd.

 

[pulga]

Verratti's agent negotiated Madrid deal yesterday

VERRATTER WE DONT NEED YOU IN MADRID, GO TO JUVE

 

[Yurt]

Verratti's agent negotiated Madrid deal yesterday

VERRATTER WE DONT NEED YOU IN MADRID, GO TO JUVE

Don't believe Marca.

That's straight from his agent>

The representative of Marco Verratti has extinguished rumours that the player will leave Paris Saint-Germain for Real Madrid.

Speculation suggests that Verratti could be heading to Spain, especially if boss Carlo Ancelotti also leaves PSG for Real this summer.

“First of all I would like to deny reports that I am in Spain at the moment,” agent Donato Di Campli told TMW on Friday.

“There is nothing with Real Madrid, also because whoever wants Marco will have to firstly go and negotiate with PSG.

“Right now there are too many rumours doing the rounds about him.

“The only thing that matters today is that Marco remains calm and ends his season in France in the best possible manner.”

Italian international Verratti, who cost €12m last summer from Pescara, is now valued at €25m.

 

[KidA Seven]

Real Madrid...

 

[FootballFan]

Would you guys try this?

I'm shocked that so many people haven't tried this, much less heard of the combo.....

Haven't heard of it. Would try.

Khedira. Sure, he runs a whole fucking lot around the pitch, but so do players like Vidal and Gundogan and they actually provide fantastic attacking and link up play outlets. Khediras like a fucking stone golem.

khedira is like a headless chicken. runs a lot without doing anything useful. there was a reason why germany conceaded at least one goal in nearly every game in the Euros even with a schmelzer, badstuber, hummels and lahm defense

Finally people are seeing what Viva and I have seen all along.

TouchlineDrama: Pic of José Mourinho producing a piece of paper with his managerial 'facts and achievements' at his press conference. http://t.co/sUd1cT4QOW

Must've been a pretty small piece of paper.

<3

 

[LTWheels]

Richmond and Teddington are lovely places (went for lunch in Ted today!), but yeah Twickenham isn't great. It's no Croydon or anything though, certainly liveable. We normally get the 281 back from Kingston on nights out.

Ted's Lovely. I live in Hampton Hill, right near the high street, so I walk to Teddington train station every day to go to Waterloo. Doing a post grad in London. Living at home which is nice but frustrating. At least I'm not having to pay London rents.

I stopped going for nights out in Kingston a few years ago. Found it was starting to get chavy and there are too many people who are still at school, having just turned 18.

Quite often now we end up going to Clapham for nights out. Has some nice bars about and not too expensive to get a cab home. Infernos is tolerable once in a blue moon if you are wasted and don't mind that it's filth.

 

[Yurt]

SKY just denied the rumors about Paratici meeting Jojo's agent.

Finally people are seeing what Viva and I have seen all along.

Always hated him.

 

[bjaelke]

Why the fuck have you turds not found out who's the broad with the gigantic tits

http://gif-central.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/bar-refaeli.html

 

[bud]

TouchlineDrama: Pic of José Mourinho producing a piece of paper with his managerial 'facts and achievements' at his press conference. http://t.co/sUd1cT4QOW

TouchlineDrama: Mourinho was asked why he failed—"What failure? I was correct with my methods, just as I was correct in not picking your beloved youngsters"

TouchlineDrama: Mourinho on his title win—"This Barcelona side is the best team of the last 20-30 years and that gives even more credit to what I achieved"

TouchlineDrama: Mourinho to Madrid-leaning journalists—"You want to forget my title win? Well 20 years without a European Cup win can't be forgotten either"

TouchlineDrama: Mourinho—"The 3 Champions League semi finals I took Madrid to cannot be called easy considering 18 prior coaches in 21 years reached only 5"

TouchlineDrama: Mourinho slips into the third person—"5 [Champions League] semi finals in 21 years. The Mourinho you label a failure managed 3 in 3 years!"

he's pathetic.

 

[pulga]

http://gif-central.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/bar-refaeli.html

That aint Bar Rafaeli

its "Victoria Macreatis"

 

[bjaelke]

That aint Bar Rafaeli

its "Victoria Macreatis"

EDIT: Major mistake. This is actually a model called Victoria Macreatis who appeared in a Lingerie Fashion Show back in Tel Aviv in 2012. Unfortunately, there's not much else that can be found about Victoria Macreatis on the Internet because she's not really well known.

....

 

[pulga]

....

...

That's where I read it dude, wtf. Was just clarifying before everyone in here starts googling Bar.

 

[LTWheels]

its "Victoria Macreatis"

Have a good evening.

 

[pulga]

he's pathetic.

He's right, though. Cant even fault him over benching Casillas anymore, Diego Lopez has been fantastic for us.

 

[FootballFan]

SKY just denied the rumors about Paratici meeting Jojo's agent.


Always hated him.

Well I wouldn't go as far as hate personally, but with the money Madrid have and spend, Khedira should be a bench player.


#KhediraOutBros

-FootballFan
-Vivalaraza
-Pulga
-Spidye
-Yurt

 

[Koko]

That aint Bar Rafaeli

its "Victoria Macreatis"

Neither is her, here is the original video: NSFW

You can see Victoria Macreatis by the end of the video and she definitely isn't the one in the gif.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

She can Victoria my Creatis anytime.


lol@2/3 empty Bramall Lane in a play-off match

 

[Messi]

same new united home kit we've all seen

Yep. Thats a united kit.

Looks ok

 

[pulga]

Neither is her, he is the original video: NSFW

You can see Victoria Macreatis by the end of the video and she definitely isn't the one in the gif.

You can recognize Victoria Macreatis?

 

[Heart Attack]

he's pathetic.

Hes right. But people hate him for being true to himself. Real Madrid had sucked since the Galacticos era.

 

[TheLucifer]

This happened yesterday night.

So good.

 

[L1NETT]

UK Gaf, Would I Lie to you starts in 5 mins. I demand you watch it!

Other news 3-2 last, fucking gutted. Roll on Sunday

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

 

[The_Hitcher89]

UK Gaf, Would I Lie to you starts in 5 mins. I demand you watch it!

Other news 3-2 last, fucking gutted. Roll on Sunday

Shite lineup. Hopefully Lee and David keep it afloat

Woo, brother's fiance is pregnant again

 

[L1NETT]

Shite lineup. Hopefully Lee and David keep it afloat

Not a Rhod Gilbert fan? I met him last year, top bloke.