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[Dutch Gronk]

Today is the day that we party shirtless once again, with the league being re-activated by NFL.com, we are being re-activated to take our shirts off. It's time to put your shirt where your mouth is.

In this thread, all Shirtless activities will be discussed, but if you're not part of the league and still have some Fantasy Football questions, feel free to ask. And if you just want to talk about pugs or how awesome Gronk is, that's cool too!

Season 2

Season 2 Shirtless Party List
1. Dutch Godell - Need more bribes this year
2. Ubertag - His title to lose already.
3. Actstriker - Shirtless Giant
4. Chan - No shirt, no pants.
5. Blackghost - Revenge is his middle name.
6. Greg - Will not trade away AP this season.
7. Godslay - More lucky than good.
8. Kave_Man - Will he add another team to his shame circle?
9. Milchjon - Fantasy Football War II
10. Wes - Big meanie (Also, British)
11. Larry - Bad luck last year (duh), but will be back with a knife
12. Snesfreak - Need somebody to finish last again
13. Lunchbox - Taking his trolling to a Shirtless level
14. Sanjuro - Will draft Ridley in round 1 this year
15. Fox - At least when you buttfumble here, you will be Shirtless!
16. The_Darkest_Red - Will try to buy his way to succes, Dolphins style!


Benefits of being shirtless:
1. Less laundry
2. Ladies dig it
3. Easy access when you have an itch
4. Instant swagger increase
5. You're like Gronk
6. No beer stains when you miss your mouth
7. Eternal glory

Shirtless Records
Highest single fine price - $1.000.000 for Greg

Highest score in a game - 149.84 in week 3 of Season 1 - Actstriker
Lowest score in a game - 42.04 in week 11 of Season 1 - Fox318
Highest team score in a season - 1303.44 in Season 1 - BlackGhost
Lowest team score in a season - 911.76 in Season 1 - Sanjuro

Most defenses drafted in 1 draft - 3 - Frenchie
Most saltyness over not getting a player they really wanted - tie- Dutch Goddell with Gronk, Snes with Doug Marting
Worst idea regarding the draft - Larry suggesting an offline draft.

Most 'Hunger Foul' Trophies in a season - 3 - Milchjon
Best start to a season - 7-0 - Season 1 - Wrayfield
Longest winstreak (regular season) - 8 - Blackghost
Hottest chick (decided by multiple polls) - Emma Stone

Trade records
Most lopsided trade in league history - Matt Ryan and Ahmad Bradshaw (From Actstriker) for Adrian Peterson and Nick Foles (from Greg)

List of champions

Season 1 - Godslay with his Jerry Jones Gloryholes

Shirtless HOF
Wrayfield (Click for my emotional speech)

DRAFT
The draft order and date have not been set yet, but thanks to Ubertag for organizing the score of the draft predictor, which we will use to set the order. We will discuss the date when we come closer to the start of the season. We will do a live draft this time btw!

IMPORTANT
For the guys who are here for the second time please check the league on NFL.com to see if your team is still there.
For the rookies, PM me your email address so I can invite you to the league. I believe you also need a NFL.com account.

Link to the greatest league in the world
http://shirtless.league.fantasy.nfl.com

P.S. Don't anger me or you will be fined <3

 

[Milchjon]

 

[Wes]

 

[Milchjon]

Damn, how do I spin this into a relevant post, uh... something, something... Kave!

 

[Fox318]

 

[ActStriker]

Week 1 matchup is a Shirtless Super Bowl rematch.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I hope you guys are ready for my dream team - Imposing Yoshi Horde.

(There are only ten members shown in that team pic as the eleventh spot is reserved for Gronk or TRich, depending on which one I grab)

Let's get shirtless.

 

[Greg]

woooOOOooOoOOoooooooo!

 

[ChanHuk]

I'm drafting Gronk, no wait I'm drafting Trent Truck, fuck I hate snes so I'm drafting Doug Martin.

 

[ActStriker]

I need to figure out what my new team name is going to be.

also, Season 1 Wall of Shirtless:

Dutch Patriot 813
Milchjon 456
ActStriker 346
Greg 344
ChanHuk 326
BlackGhost 248
Wrayfield 209
Godslay 120
Kave_Man 102
Wes 101

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I need to figure out what my new team name is going to be.

also, Season 1 Wall of Shirtless:

A lot of my posts were official Shirtless business during the draft. (But most were crappy pug pictures)

Week 1 matchup is a Shirtless Super Bowl rematch.

Totally did that on purpose. Not

I'm drafting him.

 

[Greg]

I changed my team's name.

 

[ChanHuk]

I still think we should boot snes for the lulz

 

[Fox318]

I still think we should boot snes for the lulz

He needs more time to dust his Wii U off since he has no games

 

[Greg]

you people

 

[Fox318]

I'll give Snes credit the Wii U is the best dust collector I have ever seen. Bestbuy must love it as they no longer have to dust the whole store, just the Wii U station that nobody touches.

 

[ChanHuk]

You people.

Snes doesn't even have a Wii U in his mom's basement

 

[Fox318]

You people.

Snes doesn't even have a Wii U in his mom's basement

Moms in basement are the target audience though. Wait till Iwata releases the Vitality sensor for Wii U and Balance Board 2.0.

 

[Kave_Man]

Shirtless rookie reporting for duty.

 

[Milchjon]

Will there be rookie hazing? Please let there be rookie hazing. If only so I can make a ton of really bad "shaved pussy" jokes.

 

[BlackGhost]

Is this where shirtless men come to frolic ?

 

[Milchjon]

Is this where shirtless men come to frolic ?

I'm happy that Weeden found this place.

 

[BlackGhost]

I'm happy that Weeden found this place.

 

[Kave_Man]

Will there be rookie hazing? Please let there be rookie hazing. If only so I can make a ton of really bad "shaved pussy" jokes.

My body is ready.

 

[ChanHuk]

I will continue France's trend of drafting 3 defences.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Email invitations to the rookies have been sent.

I only need Lunchbox his email, so I can invite him as well.

 

[Fox318]

Email invitations to the rookies have been sent.

I only need Lunchbox his email, so I can invite him as well.

Lunchbox@professionaldick.com

 

[UberTag]

Will there be rookie hazing? Please let there be rookie hazing. If only so I can make a ton of really bad "shaved pussy" jokes.

Feel free to haze me. If you do, I hope my team faces you Week 1.

 

[Kave_Man]

Garden of Weeden* is ready!

*Name may change.

 

[Greg]

Garden of Weeden* is ready!

*Name may change.

that is a good name though

Feel free to haze me. If you do, I hope my team faces you Week 1.

u suk

BOOM HAZED

 

[BlackGhost]

Garden of Weeden* is ready!

*Name may change.

I had that for alittle last year, until I changed it to Phil Dawsons creek and then the Cleveland Bucs I believe it was.

 

[Kave_Man]

I had that for alittle last year, until I changed it to Phil Dawsons creek and then the Cleveland Bucs I believe it was.

Looks like we are playing each other week 1 BITTTTTTTCCCCHHHHHH!

 

[Milchjon]

Feel free to haze me. If you do, I hope my team faces you Week 1.

Playing good teams early instead of mediocre ones makes it easier to pretend your own team isn't absolute shit. I ain't mad.

Take the Bills for instance. They'll be killed in their first game and everyone will be like "yeah, but it's the Patriots". But then they'll lose against Phins and Jets and everyone will remember that they're the Bills.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Opening game will be me versus Greg again. Just like last year.

Can we call it a rivalry now? Who knocked me out of the playoffs last year? You or Actstriker?

CAN'T WAIT

 

[Greg]

Opening game will be me versus Greg again. Just like last year.

Can we call it a rivalry now? Who knocked me out of the playoffs last year? You or Actstriker?

CAN'T WAIT

oh, it's a rivalry

 

[ActStriker]

Opening game will be me versus Greg again. Just like last year.

Can we call it a rivalry now? Who knocked me out of the playoffs last year? You or Actstriker?

CAN'T WAIT

<--this guy

 

[Greg]

<--this guy

I don't believe we have any Bruins players in our league

 

[Kave_Man]

Going on record now if I have a big lead on ubertag or actstriker going into the Monday night and lose someone come find me in Toronto before its too late.

 

[ActStriker]

Going on record now if I have a big lead on ubertag or actstriker going into the Monday night and lose someone come find me in Toronto before its too late.

Spoiler

 

[Dutch Gronk]

oh, it's a rivalry

Oh it's ooooooon! Time to think of some Tshirt designs to show how big this rivalry is.

What rhymes with Greg?

<--this guy

Oh it's ooooooon as well!

Going on record now if I have a big lead on ubertag or actstriker going into the Monday night and lose someone come find me in Toronto before its too late.

Don't do it! There is always next year! Does seem like a nice excuse to visit Toronto.

Plus death, either by suicide or any other way, will result in a massive fine and a suspension from the Shirtless League! So be warned!

 

[Milchjon]

What rhymes with Greg?

Ask people on Xbox Live.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I'm playing Wes week 1, coincidentally the same week that the Dolphins play the Browns. How fitting!

What rhymes with Greg?

I wrote a poem:

Greg, Greg, Greg
Greg, Greg, Greg

How long until Gronk has an infected leg?

 

[Milchjon]

I'm playing Wes week 1, coincidentally the same week that the Dolphins play the Browns. How fitting!


I wrote a poem:

Greg, Greg, Greg
Greg, Greg, Greg

How long until Gronk has an infected leg?

:jnc, you bastard!

 

[Greg]

:jnc

 

[Milchjon]

You can high five other players on NFL.com. I just high fived a cat!

 

[ChanHuk]

Who's getting rolled by the drunk Chan train week 1?

 

[Greg]

Who's getting rolled by the drunk Chan train week 1?

you have a bye week all season

 

[ChanHuk]

you have a bye week all season

More time for booze

 

[Lunchbox]

Email invitations to the rookies have been sent.

I only need Lunchbox his email, so I can invite him as well.

i sent it

was busy making money

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Feel free to haze me. If you do, I hope my team faces you Week 1.

ItsHappening.gif!

The match-ups for week 1 are set!

Me vs Greg
Lunchbox vs Snesfreak
Ubertag vs Milchjon
Darkest Red vs Wes
Kave vs BlackGhost
Larry vs Sanjuro
Fox vs Chan
ActStriker vs Godslay (Shirtless Bowl re-match)

I'm playing Wes week 1, coincidentally the same week that the Dolphins play the Browns. How fitting!


I wrote a poem:

Greg, Greg, Greg
Greg, Greg, Greg

How long until Gronk has an infected leg?

Since I never actually kept tabs on my previous fines, this is the first official one of Season 2!

50k fine for insulting our Gronkness !

Darkest Red - $50,000