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1 hour seems very low for 3ds and wii u. I would argue it would be low for the wii u alone

So many games we know are coming. So many to announce. Third party stuff. It's ridiculous
 
1 hour seems very low for 3ds and wii u. I would argue it would be low for the wii u alone

So many games we know are coming. So many to announce. Third party stuff. It's ridiculous

It seems fine. Unless they start going off on a tangent about new peripherals or apps, an hour to JUST talk about games with occasional 1-3 minute trailers is a shit ton of time.
 
Okay guys, here is my PERFECT and EXTREMLY CRAZY E3 Direct, the best Ninty Direct and E3 you'll ever see in your life. Is your body Reggie? Let's go!

00:00 - 00:02 "Sorry for lack of games, but NOW I will deliver DIRECTLY to you BOMBS! THE BIGGEST BOMBS YOU'LL EVER SEE!"

00:02 - 00:05 "The Virtual Console is getting GameCube games, some of them are remaked in brilliant HD graphics! WiiU is getting a new update too"

00:05 - 00:08 "Now I would like to talk about games. The first game is Pikmin 3, blablabla multiplayer blablabla story mode blablabla"

00:08 - 00:11 Wonderful 101 gets a new trailer and Iwata talk about it. Looks great, Kamiya Iwata asks after presentation. Release this year

00:11 - 00:14 Bayonetta 2 Gameplay trailer and more details. Looks better than most of the current gen games. Release early 2014

00:14 - 00:16 Wii Fit U /Wii Party U / Wii Sports U trailer and details. Release this year.

00:16 - 00:21 "Now I will drop my first bomb. You may guess it but now, here it is! A brand new 3D Mario!" more open world more freedom, like Mario 64 but some unique gameplay elements and a new setting, release this year

00:21 - 00:24 Miyamoto is coming out of the blue "Yes, I'm working on a new IP, and here it is!" brand new IP, darker, core, like Zelda and Metroid.

00:24 - 00:28 Mr Iwata comes back "Now I would like to talk about monolith soft. We announced X, and here's another trailer" gives more details about it, early 2014

00:28 - 00:32 "Now I would talk about THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD." Release: August 2013, will feature new content cutted dungeons and a much better graphics

00:32 - 00:35 "Well, now for the next Zelda for Wii U, please allow Eiji Aonuma to explain." He delivers some artworks, more great details (more Openworld, similar E3 art style, deep storyline and many deep sidequests, more diffiuclt & more)

00:35 - 00:40 Sonic Games (Lost World and Mario&SONIC)

00:40 - 00:45 "As you know, we are working on a 3rd game in cooperation with SEGA. I'm happy to announce a new F-ZERO!" Shows trailer and delivers details

00:45 - 00:47 Yoshis Epic Yarn

00:47 - 00:50 Mario Kart Wii U

00:50 - 00:54 epic melody approves! SUPER SMASH BROS 4! Trailer and details will be delivered.

00:54 - 00:56 FF X SHIN

00:56 - 00:58 "We have another IP from 3rd party publisher exclusively for Wii U! Square Enix and Nintendo are happy to announce KINGDOM HEARTS 3 for Wii U!" Trailer, details. "Oh, and there's a new exclusively Resident Evil from Capcom too, but no details for now, sorry."

00:58 - 1:00 "Okay, that's it. Thank you for joining us today" Another voice appears: Not so fast!" It's Fox Mc Clouds Voice. STAR FOX, Developed with Platinum Games and Nintendo, trailer and details

1:00 - 1:03 "Thank you everyone, thank you for joining us today....what?" The room becomes blue with many waves around Iwata. A new Wave Race is developed by Shinen and Nintendo, trailers and details

1:03 - 1:07 "Ouch... please understand. But that's finally it! Thank..." the room becomes dark... Metroid sound appears. A completely new Metroid in Prime style was announced by Retro Studios, epic trailer gorgeous graphics and details. Iwata provides some informations on Retro Studios, they are working on a new IP when Metroid is finished and are larger than ever.

1:07 - 1:10 "We hope you enjoyed our presentation! We will provide updates during E3 as well as a special 3rd Party Direct for Wii U and 3DS and a 3DS First Party Direct. Thanks everyone. Oh, and a Zelda WW HD, Mario 3D, Mario Kart and a W101 demo is now avaible in Nintendo eSHop!"
 
Okay guys, here is my PERFECT and EXTREMLY CRAZY E3 Direct, the best Ninty Direct and E3 you'll ever see in your life. Is your body Reggie? Let's go!

00:00 - 00:02 "Sorry for lack of games, but NOW I will deliver DIRECTLY to you BOMBS! THE BIGGEST BOMBS YOU'LL EVER SEE!"

00:02 - 00:05 "The Virtual Console is getting GameCube games, some of them are remaked in brilliant HD graphics! WiiU is getting a new update too"

00:05 - 00:08 "Now I would like to talk about games. The first game is Pikmin 3, blablabla multiplayer blablabla story mode blablabla"

00:08 - 00:11 Wonderful 101 gets a new trailer and Iwata talk about it. Looks great, Kamiya Iwata asks after presentation. Release this year

00:11 - 00:14 Bayonetta 2 Gameplay trailer and more details. Looks better than most of the current gen games. Release early 2014

00:14 - 00:16 Wii Fit U /Wii Party U / Wii Sports U trailer and details. Release this year.

00:16 - 00:21 "Now I will drop my first bomb. You may guess it but now, here it is! A brand new 3D Mario!" more open world more freedom, like Mario 64 but some unique gameplay elements and a new setting, release this year

00:21 - 00:24 Miyamoto is coming out of the blue "Yes, I'm working on a new IP, and here it is!" brand new IP, darker, core, like Zelda and Metroid.

00:24 - 00:28 Mr Iwata comes back "Now I would like to talk about monolith soft. We announced X, and here's another trailer" gives more details about it, early 2014

00:28 - 00:32 "Now I would talk about THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD." Release: August 2013, will feature new content cutted dungeons and a much better graphics

00:32 - 00:35 "Well, now for the next Zelda for Wii U, please allow Eiji Aonuma to explain." He delivers some artworks, more great details (more Openworld, similar E3 art style, deep storyline and many deep sidequests, more diffiuclt & more)

00:35 - 00:40 Sonic Games (Lost World and Mario&SONIC)

00:40 - 00:45 "As you know, we are working on a 3rd game in cooperation with SEGA. I'm happy to announce a new F-ZERO!" Shows trailer and delivers details

00:45 - 00:47 Yoshis Epic Yarn

00:47 - 00:50 Mario Kart Wii U

00:50 - 00:54 epic melody approves! SUPER SMASH BROS 4! Trailer and details will be delivered.

00:54 - 00:56 FF X SHIN

00:56 - 00:58 "We have another IP from 3rd party publisher exclusively for Wii U! Square Enix and Nintendo are happy to announce KINGDOM HEARTS 3 for Wii U!" Trailer, details

00:58 - 1:00 "Okay, that's it. Thank you for joining us today" Another voice appears: Not so fast!" It's Fox Mc Clouds Voice. STAR FOX, Developed with Platinum Games and Nintendo, trailer and details

1:00 - 1:03 "Thank you everyone, thank you for joining us today....what?" The room becomes blue with many waves around Iwata. A new Wave Race is developed by Shinen and Nintendo, trailers and details

1:03 - 1:07 "Ouch... please understand. But that's finally it! Thank..." the room becomes dark... Metroid sound appears. A completely new Metroid in Prime style was announced by Retro Studios, epic trailer gorgeous graphics and details. Iwata provides some informations on Retro Studios, they are working on a new IP when Metroid is finished and are larger than ever.

1:07 - 1:10 "We hope you enjoyed our presentation! We will provide updates during E3 as well as a special 3rd Party Direct for Wii U and 3DS and a 3DS First Party Direct. Thanks everyone. Oh, and a Zelda WW HD, Mario 3D, Mario Kart and a W101 demo is now avaible in Nintendo eSHop!"

If only, if only
 
1 hour seems very low for 3ds and wii u. I would argue it would be low for the wii u alone

So many games we know are coming. So many to announce. Third party stuff. It's ridiculous

If it was a presentation, then perhaps, but as a Nintendo Direct, no. I refer to this post from my colleague

I mean, maybe they'll do more of a preamble for the E3 Direct, but, for example, in the April Direct, the first game logo comes on screen 53 seconds into the video (for Mario & Luigi RPG), while the first footage shows up at 1:06. By minute 11 they've already covered 4 games. They end up covering ~10 games in 36 minutes, plus the system update.

Correct me if I'm wrong but:
1. Mario & Luigi RPG
2. Mario Golf
3. Mario Party
4. New Super Luigi
5. Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
6. Yoshi's Island 3DS
7. Mario VS Donkey Kong 3DS
8. Wii U System Update
9. Virutal Console
10. Panorama View
11. Pikmin 3
12. Earthbound announcement
13. Game & Wario
14. Monster Hunter
15. Lego City Undercover: The Chase Begins
16. Animal Crossing Special 3DS XL Design
17. Zelda: Oracle VC games
18. Bravely Default
19. Professor Layton 6
20. Guild 02
21. The Legend of Zelda: LttP2

All in 36:59.
1 hour is more than enough time.

Besides, the bulk of this WILL be Wii U, if not all of it. They've essentially said as much.

Plus, I don't get why people think it's on Nintendo to reveal third party titles...
 
Plus, I don't get why people think it's on Nintendo to reveal third party titles...

The free publicity of being in a major presentation is a great way to make third parties like you more. Nintendo could benefit from more 3rd party love to help minimize the inevitable software droughts.
 
00:00-02:00 - Iwata introduces himself, apologizes for the Wii U's software drought, and promises an action-packed Direct that will satiate Wii U owners. He will begin with the games he knows everyone has been expecting.

02:00-08:00 - The new Mario Kart, Super Mario, and Smash Bros are shown. All are returns to the gameplay spirit of some earlier game in the series, Melee's tighter gameplay and Super Mario Kart's greater racing focus, but also feature new gameplay additions that players hadn't considered. Mario Kart has an adventure mode with optional coop.

08:00-09:00 - Iwata notes that many players are excited for X. He then explains that it is the forerunner of their new RPG initiative. For the new Nintendo Direct meme, he splits into three Iwatas, each in different suit of armour. The Last Story and Pandora's Tower will also have sequels, and having save files of the different games will unlock new features of each.

09:00-15:00 - Trailers are shown for X, The Last Story 2, and Pandora's Tower 2.

15:00-17:00 - Iwata introduces new consoles available for the 3DS Virtual Console: Atari 2600, Atari 5200, Neo Geo Pocket (Colour), Wonderswan (Color), and 32X. The Wii U would also get the Saturn, Dreamcast. More Virtual Console titles will be released every week to match the larger number of systems. A sizzle reel is shown for each system, ending with Shenmue for the Dreamcast. Iwata promises more Shenmue news in the future.

17:00-21:00 - Iwata introduces Wii Sports U, Wii Fit U. Sports U in particular has been designed to offer a more substantial gameplay experience, comparable to Wii Sports Resort or Nintendo Land.

21:00-23:00 - Retro's new game is announced. A dark fantasy first-person hack-and-slash shooter. Something like Red Steel 2, but with much more atmosphere and refined gameplay. Has online multiplayer and character customization. Finally, the logo is displayed: StarTropics.

23:00-25:00 - New 2D Metroid announced. Focus on faster, more exciting combat.

25:00-31:00 - Kamiya appears to describe his new games. New trailers are shown for The Wonderful 101, Bayonetta 2, and finally, Star Fox 248.

31:00-37:00 - Nagoshi steps in to announce Yakuza 1+2 HD and Kenzan for the West along with F-Zero UX.

37:00-46:00 - Third party sizzle reel. Includes clips of Call of Duty: Ghosts, Deadpool, and Grand Theft Auto V.

46:00-48:00 - Filled with jealousy and shame over the Wii U's game, EA CEO's commits seppuku on stage.

48:00-52:00 - Mega Man Legends 3 is announced as uncancelled. The game will be preceding with The Misadventures of Tron Bonne 2. Inti Creates will also be making a new 16-bit Mega Man X game and a Zero-styled game for 3DS, both of which will be shown at a later date.

52:00-54:00 - No More Heroes 3 announced as a Wii U accounting. Suda51 returns as a hand-on director, but the gameplay will be handed off to Platinum.

54:00-55:00 - The Super 3DS has been announced. The add-on for the Wii U not only plays 3DS games, but upgrades their graphics if a downloadable texture pack is available. Monster Hunter 4 is shown as a sample, now with HD textures.

55:00-59:00 - Fueled by the tears of Nintendo fanboys, Reggie uses black magic to revive Hiroshi Yamauchi. He claws his way out of Hell and ascends his throne of skulls.

59:00-60:00 - "Just one more thing... This will be a two hour Direct."


In reality, I like to go into a Direct with no expectations at all. I don't expect surprises or disappointment. I don't even worry about what we know we'll see. Nintendo Direct is like a Saturday morning cartoon. You watch it for the fun of watching it.
 
Okay guys, here is my PERFECT and EXTREMLY CRAZY E3 Direct, the best Ninty Direct and E3 you'll ever see in your life. Is your body Reggie? Let's go!

00:00 - 00:02 "Sorry for lack of games, but NOW I will deliver DIRECTLY to you BOMBS! THE BIGGEST BOMBS YOU'LL EVER SEE!"

00:02 - 00:05 "The Virtual Console is getting GameCube games, some of them are remaked in brilliant HD graphics! WiiU is getting a new update too"

00:05 - 00:08 "Now I would like to talk about games. The first game is Pikmin 3, blablabla multiplayer blablabla story mode blablabla"

00:08 - 00:11 Wonderful 101 gets a new trailer and Iwata talk about it. Looks great, Kamiya Iwata asks after presentation. Release this year

00:11 - 00:14 Bayonetta 2 Gameplay trailer and more details. Looks better than most of the current gen games. Release early 2014

00:14 - 00:16 Wii Fit U /Wii Party U / Wii Sports U trailer and details. Release this year.

00:16 - 00:21 "Now I will drop my first bomb. You may guess it but now, here it is! A brand new 3D Mario!" more open world more freedom, like Mario 64 but some unique gameplay elements and a new setting, release this year

00:21 - 00:24 Miyamoto is coming out of the blue "Yes, I'm working on a new IP, and here it is!" brand new IP, darker, core, like Zelda and Metroid.

00:24 - 00:28 Mr Iwata comes back "Now I would like to talk about monolith soft. We announced X, and here's another trailer" gives more details about it, early 2014

00:28 - 00:32 "Now I would talk about THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD." Release: August 2013, will feature new content cutted dungeons and a much better graphics

00:32 - 00:35 "Well, now for the next Zelda for Wii U, please allow Eiji Aonuma to explain." He delivers some artworks, more great details (more Openworld, similar E3 art style, deep storyline and many deep sidequests, more diffiuclt & more)

00:35 - 00:40 Sonic Games (Lost World and Mario&SONIC)

00:40 - 00:45 "As you know, we are working on a 3rd game in cooperation with SEGA. I'm happy to announce a new F-ZERO!" Shows trailer and delivers details

00:45 - 00:47 Yoshis Epic Yarn

00:47 - 00:50 Mario Kart Wii U

00:50 - 00:54 epic melody approves! SUPER SMASH BROS 4! Trailer and details will be delivered.

00:54 - 00:56 FF X SHIN

00:56 - 00:58 "We have another IP from 3rd party publisher exclusively for Wii U! Square Enix and Nintendo are happy to announce KINGDOM HEARTS 3 for Wii U!" Trailer, details. "Oh, and there's a new exclusively Resident Evil from Capcom too, but no details for now, sorry."

00:58 - 1:00 "Okay, that's it. Thank you for joining us today" Another voice appears: Not so fast!" It's Fox Mc Clouds Voice. STAR FOX, Developed with Platinum Games and Nintendo, trailer and details

1:00 - 1:03 "Thank you everyone, thank you for joining us today....what?" The room becomes blue with many waves around Iwata. A new Wave Race is developed by Shinen and Nintendo, trailers and details

1:03 - 1:07 "Ouch... please understand. But that's finally it! Thank..." the room becomes dark... Metroid sound appears. A completely new Metroid in Prime style was announced by Retro Studios, epic trailer gorgeous graphics and details. Iwata provides some informations on Retro Studios, they are working on a new IP when Metroid is finished and are larger than ever.

1:07 - 1:10 "We hope you enjoyed our presentation! We will provide updates during E3 as well as a special 3rd Party Direct for Wii U and 3DS and a 3DS First Party Direct. Thanks everyone. Oh, and a Zelda WW HD, Mario 3D, Mario Kart and a W101 demo is now avaible in Nintendo eSHop!"

Would obliterate any E3 in existence.
 
Okay guys, here is my PERFECT and EXTREMLY CRAZY E3 Direct, the best Ninty Direct and E3 you'll ever see in your life. Is your body Reggie? Let's go!

00:00 - 00:02 "Sorry for lack of games, but NOW I will deliver DIRECTLY to you BOMBS! THE BIGGEST BOMBS YOU'LL EVER SEE!"

00:02 - 00:05 "The Virtual Console is getting GameCube games, some of them are remaked in brilliant HD graphics! WiiU is getting a new update too"

00:05 - 00:08 "Now I would like to talk about games. The first game is Pikmin 3, blablabla multiplayer blablabla story mode blablabla"

00:08 - 00:11 Wonderful 101 gets a new trailer and Iwata talk about it. Looks great, Kamiya Iwata asks after presentation. Release this year

00:11 - 00:14 Bayonetta 2 Gameplay trailer and more details. Looks better than most of the current gen games. Release early 2014

00:14 - 00:16 Wii Fit U /Wii Party U / Wii Sports U trailer and details. Release this year.

00:16 - 00:21 "Now I will drop my first bomb. You may guess it but now, here it is! A brand new 3D Mario!" more open world more freedom, like Mario 64 but some unique gameplay elements and a new setting, release this year

00:21 - 00:24 Miyamoto is coming out of the blue "Yes, I'm working on a new IP, and here it is!" brand new IP, darker, core, like Zelda and Metroid.

00:24 - 00:28 Mr Iwata comes back "Now I would like to talk about monolith soft. We announced X, and here's another trailer" gives more details about it, early 2014

00:28 - 00:32 "Now I would talk about THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD." Release: August 2013, will feature new content cutted dungeons and a much better graphics

00:32 - 00:35 "Well, now for the next Zelda for Wii U, please allow Eiji Aonuma to explain." He delivers some artworks, more great details (more Openworld, similar E3 art style, deep storyline and many deep sidequests, more diffiuclt & more)

00:35 - 00:40 Sonic Games (Lost World and Mario&SONIC)

00:40 - 00:45 "As you know, we are working on a 3rd game in cooperation with SEGA. I'm happy to announce a new F-ZERO!" Shows trailer and delivers details

00:45 - 00:47 Yoshis Epic Yarn

00:47 - 00:50 Mario Kart Wii U

00:50 - 00:54 epic melody approves! SUPER SMASH BROS 4! Trailer and details will be delivered.

00:54 - 00:56 FF X SHIN

00:56 - 00:58 "We have another IP from 3rd party publisher exclusively for Wii U! Square Enix and Nintendo are happy to announce KINGDOM HEARTS 3 for Wii U!" Trailer, details. "Oh, and there's a new exclusively Resident Evil from Capcom too, but no details for now, sorry."

00:58 - 1:00 "Okay, that's it. Thank you for joining us today" Another voice appears: Not so fast!" It's Fox Mc Clouds Voice. STAR FOX, Developed with Platinum Games and Nintendo, trailer and details

1:00 - 1:03 "Thank you everyone, thank you for joining us today....what?" The room becomes blue with many waves around Iwata. A new Wave Race is developed by Shinen and Nintendo, trailers and details

1:03 - 1:07 "Ouch... please understand. But that's finally it! Thank..." the room becomes dark... Metroid sound appears. A completely new Metroid in Prime style was announced by Retro Studios, epic trailer gorgeous graphics and details. Iwata provides some informations on Retro Studios, they are working on a new IP when Metroid is finished and are larger than ever.

1:07 - 1:10 "We hope you enjoyed our presentation! We will provide updates during E3 as well as a special 3rd Party Direct for Wii U and 3DS and a 3DS First Party Direct. Thanks everyone. Oh, and a Zelda WW HD, Mario 3D, Mario Kart and a W101 demo is now avaible in Nintendo eSHop!"

Yeah, this is the perfect one!
 
Okay guys, here is my PERFECT and EXTREMLY CRAZY E3 Direct, the best Ninty Direct and E3 you'll ever see in your life. Is your body Reggie? Let's go!

00:00 - 00:02 "Sorry for lack of games, but NOW I will deliver DIRECTLY to you BOMBS! THE BIGGEST BOMBS YOU'LL EVER SEE!"

00:02 - 00:05 "The Virtual Console is getting GameCube games, some of them are remaked in brilliant HD graphics! WiiU is getting a new update too"

00:05 - 00:08 "Now I would like to talk about games. The first game is Pikmin 3, blablabla multiplayer blablabla story mode blablabla"

00:08 - 00:11 Wonderful 101 gets a new trailer and Iwata talk about it. Looks great, Kamiya Iwata asks after presentation. Release this year

00:11 - 00:14 Bayonetta 2 Gameplay trailer and more details. Looks better than most of the current gen games. Release early 2014

00:14 - 00:16 Wii Fit U /Wii Party U / Wii Sports U trailer and details. Release this year.

00:16 - 00:21 "Now I will drop my first bomb. You may guess it but now, here it is! A brand new 3D Mario!" more open world more freedom, like Mario 64 but some unique gameplay elements and a new setting, release this year

00:21 - 00:24 Miyamoto is coming out of the blue "Yes, I'm working on a new IP, and here it is!" brand new IP, darker, core, like Zelda and Metroid.

00:24 - 00:28 Mr Iwata comes back "Now I would like to talk about monolith soft. We announced X, and here's another trailer" gives more details about it, early 2014

00:28 - 00:32 "Now I would talk about THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD." Release: August 2013, will feature new content cutted dungeons and a much better graphics

00:32 - 00:35 "Well, now for the next Zelda for Wii U, please allow Eiji Aonuma to explain." He delivers some artworks, more great details (more Openworld, similar E3 art style, deep storyline and many deep sidequests, more diffiuclt & more)

00:35 - 00:40 Sonic Games (Lost World and Mario&SONIC)

00:40 - 00:45 "As you know, we are working on a 3rd game in cooperation with SEGA. I'm happy to announce a new F-ZERO!" Shows trailer and delivers details

00:45 - 00:47 Yoshis Epic Yarn

00:47 - 00:50 Mario Kart Wii U

00:50 - 00:54 epic melody approves! SUPER SMASH BROS 4! Trailer and details will be delivered.

00:54 - 00:56 FF X SHIN

00:56 - 00:58 "We have another IP from 3rd party publisher exclusively for Wii U! Square Enix and Nintendo are happy to announce KINGDOM HEARTS 3 for Wii U!" Trailer, details. "Oh, and there's a new exclusively Resident Evil from Capcom too, but no details for now, sorry."

00:58 - 1:00 "Okay, that's it. Thank you for joining us today" Another voice appears: Not so fast!" It's Fox Mc Clouds Voice. STAR FOX, Developed with Platinum Games and Nintendo, trailer and details

1:00 - 1:03 "Thank you everyone, thank you for joining us today....what?" The room becomes blue with many waves around Iwata. A new Wave Race is developed by Shinen and Nintendo, trailers and details

1:03 - 1:07 "Ouch... please understand. But that's finally it! Thank..." the room becomes dark... Metroid sound appears. A completely new Metroid in Prime style was announced by Retro Studios, epic trailer gorgeous graphics and details. Iwata provides some informations on Retro Studios, they are working on a new IP when Metroid is finished and are larger than ever.

1:07 - 1:10 "We hope you enjoyed our presentation! We will provide updates during E3 as well as a special 3rd Party Direct for Wii U and 3DS and a 3DS First Party Direct. Thanks everyone. Oh, and a Zelda WW HD, Mario 3D, Mario Kart and a W101 demo is now avaible in Nintendo eSHop!"
I own a Wii U but this just wouldn't excite me very much. Maybe I'm just not a Nintendo gamer anymore?
 
Okay guys, here is my PERFECT and EXTREMLY CRAZY E3 Direct, the best Ninty Direct and E3 you'll ever see in your life. Is your body Reggie? Let's go!

00:00 - 00:02 "Sorry for lack of games, but NOW I will deliver DIRECTLY to you BOMBS! THE BIGGEST BOMBS YOU'LL EVER SEE!"

00:02 - 00:05 "The Virtual Console is getting GameCube games, some of them are remaked in brilliant HD graphics! WiiU is getting a new update too"

00:05 - 00:08 "Now I would like to talk about games. The first game is Pikmin 3, blablabla multiplayer blablabla story mode blablabla"

00:08 - 00:11 Wonderful 101 gets a new trailer and Iwata talk about it. Looks great, Kamiya Iwata asks after presentation. Release this year

00:11 - 00:14 Bayonetta 2 Gameplay trailer and more details. Looks better than most of the current gen games. Release early 2014

00:14 - 00:16 Wii Fit U /Wii Party U / Wii Sports U trailer and details. Release this year.

00:16 - 00:21 "Now I will drop my first bomb. You may guess it but now, here it is! A brand new 3D Mario!" more open world more freedom, like Mario 64 but some unique gameplay elements and a new setting, release this year

00:21 - 00:24 Miyamoto is coming out of the blue "Yes, I'm working on a new IP, and here it is!" brand new IP, darker, core, like Zelda and Metroid.

00:24 - 00:28 Mr Iwata comes back "Now I would like to talk about monolith soft. We announced X, and here's another trailer" gives more details about it, early 2014

00:28 - 00:32 "Now I would talk about THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD." Release: August 2013, will feature new content cutted dungeons and a much better graphics

00:32 - 00:35 "Well, now for the next Zelda for Wii U, please allow Eiji Aonuma to explain." He delivers some artworks, more great details (more Openworld, similar E3 art style, deep storyline and many deep sidequests, more diffiuclt & more)

00:35 - 00:40 Sonic Games (Lost World and Mario&SONIC)

00:40 - 00:45 "As you know, we are working on a 3rd game in cooperation with SEGA. I'm happy to announce a new F-ZERO!" Shows trailer and delivers details

00:45 - 00:47 Yoshis Epic Yarn

00:47 - 00:50 Mario Kart Wii U

00:50 - 00:54 epic melody approves! SUPER SMASH BROS 4! Trailer and details will be delivered.

00:54 - 00:56 FF X SHIN

00:56 - 00:58 "We have another IP from 3rd party publisher exclusively for Wii U! Square Enix and Nintendo are happy to announce KINGDOM HEARTS 3 for Wii U!" Trailer, details. "Oh, and there's a new exclusively Resident Evil from Capcom too, but no details for now, sorry."

00:58 - 1:00 "Okay, that's it. Thank you for joining us today" Another voice appears: Not so fast!" It's Fox Mc Clouds Voice. STAR FOX, Developed with Platinum Games and Nintendo, trailer and details

1:00 - 1:03 "Thank you everyone, thank you for joining us today....what?" The room becomes blue with many waves around Iwata. A new Wave Race is developed by Shinen and Nintendo, trailers and details

1:03 - 1:07 "Ouch... please understand. But that's finally it! Thank..." the room becomes dark... Metroid sound appears. A completely new Metroid in Prime style was announced by Retro Studios, epic trailer gorgeous graphics and details. Iwata provides some informations on Retro Studios, they are working on a new IP when Metroid is finished and are larger than ever.

1:07 - 1:10 "We hope you enjoyed our presentation! We will provide updates during E3 as well as a special 3rd Party Direct for Wii U and 3DS and a 3DS First Party Direct. Thanks everyone. Oh, and a Zelda WW HD, Mario 3D, Mario Kart and a W101 demo is now avaible in Nintendo eSHop!"

Why are we keep doing this to ourselves?

Btw this post just made me realize what makes nintendo conferences/directs/etc so special. It's the only company that could potentially blow our minds. I mean literally blow our minds. Not a single person could ever survive what is described in this post, no matter how ready his body is.
 
Oh my god why can't E3 hurry the fuck up -______--
Konami's Pre-E3 2013 show is on Thursday, June 6, at 10:00 AM PT. Whether they will present games for Wii U or not I don't know, but I've seen The Phantom Pains in multiple bingo cards (due to that Miiverse list I assume). If not, they probably have a load of games for PS4 and Xbox One to show. So the wait for E3 is less than four days.
 
I own a Wii U but this just wouldn't excite me very much. Maybe I'm just not a Nintendo gamer anymore?

Yeah, probably. :/

Why are we keep doing this to ourselves?

Btw this post just made me realize what makes nintendo conferences/directs/etc so special. It's the only company that could potentially blow our minds. I mean literally blow our minds. Not a single person could ever survive what is described in this post, no matter how ready his body is.

Haha, totally agreed! :D
 
New and improved:

00:00 - 00:05 : Iwata appears onscreen dressed as Macho Man Randy Savage. With him is Reggie in skintight Bayonetta outfit. He spanks Reggie, and the first footage of Bayonetta 2 plays, followed by Bayonetta: Climax Edition for $29.99 on eShop -- "Available now!"

00:06 - 00:10 : Iwata tweets Kamiya, "What can you tell us about The Wonderful 101." Kamiya tweets back: "Eat shit." A new trailer plays introducing the four remaining heroes, and confirming offline co-op for up to four players. Iwata Asks with Kamiya confirmed for after the broadcast.

00:11 - 00:14 : Super Mario is shown for WiiU. Platforming is split between the TV from one camera angle, and the GamePad from another camera angle, like that minigame in Game & Wario. Also, Chargin' Chuck makes his glorious return.

00:15 - 00:19 : Mario Kart U-Turn is shown. Iwata rips open his shirt and reveals thick, shaggy chest fur carved with the words "Single-Player Vs." He reassures us the terrible people who omitted this feature in MK7 are no longer among the living.

00:20 - 00:30 : The Wind Waker HD is shown. Two all-new dungeons have been added, for Nayru's Pearl and the third Sage. The narrative has been reworked to accommodate them. The dungeons are framed by all-new islands, a new race, and a new sidekick character (like Medli and Makar), and they feature new items, new enemies and new bosses. Still on the topic of Zelda, ALttP2 is also shown, with first footage of the Dark World.

00:31 - 00:35 : The camera zooms in on Iwata, who then proceeds to lick the camera lens. On the topic of tonguing, Yarn Yoshi and Yoshi's Island 3 are discussed, each receiving minute-long trailers.

00:36 - 00:40 : Monolith Soft's X is shown, rebranded as part of the Xenoblade franchise. Also announced: The Xenoblade Chronicles & Baten Kaitos Collection HD.

00:41 - 00:50 : Retro's title is unveiled at long last. It is a brand-new IP, so unspeakably awesome that for three of these nine minutes, Iwata is simply blinking in a dazed stupor that those punk-ass Americans created something so amazing.

00:51 - 01:00 : Super Smash Bros. Blitz is unveiled for WiiU and 3DS. Palutena, Little Mac, Takamaru, Ridley, Bayonetta. BAM.
 
Rösti;60816937 said:
Konami's Pre-E3 2013 show is on Thursday, June 6, at 10:00 AM PT. Whether they will present games for Wii U or not I don't know, but I've seen The Phantom Pains in multiple bingo cards (due to that Miiverse list I assume). If not, they probably have a load of games for PS4 and Xbox One to show. So the wait for E3 is less than four days.
Is it live like that legendary Konami E3 show?
Why can't YOU hurry the fuck up?

Always throwing the blame on someone else. GEEZ!
u wot m8
fight me irl
 
New and improved:

00:00 - 00:05 : Iwata appears onscreen dressed as Macho Man Randy Savage. With him is Reggie in skintight Bayonetta outfit. He spanks Reggie, and the first footage of Bayonetta 2 plays, followed by Bayonetta: Climax Edition for $29.99 on eShop -- "Available now!"

00:06 - 00:10 : Iwata tweets Kamiya, "What can you tell us about The Wonderful 101." Kamiya tweets back: "Eat shit." A new trailer plays introducing the four remaining heroes, and confirming offline co-op for up to four players. Iwata Asks with Kamiya confirmed for after the broadcast.

00:11 - 00:14 : Super Mario is shown for WiiU. Platforming is split between the TV from one camera angle, and the GamePad from another camera angle, like that minigame in Game & Wario. Also, Chargin' Chuck makes his glorious return.

00:15 - 00:19 : Mario Kart U-Turn is shown. Iwata rips open his shirt and reveals thick, shaggy chest fur carved with the words "Single-Player Vs." He reassures us the terrible people who omitted this feature in MK7 are no longer among the living.

00:20 - 00:30 : The Wind Waker HD is shown. Two all-new dungeons have been added, for Nayru's Pearl and the third Sage. The narrative has been reworked to accommodate them. The dungeons are framed by all-new islands, a new race, and a new sidekick character (like Medli and Makar), and they feature new items, new enemies and new bosses. Still on the topic of Zelda, ALttP2 is also shown, with first footage of the Dark World.

00:31 - 00:35 : The camera zooms in on Iwata, who then proceeds to lick the camera lens. On the topic of tonguing, Yarn Yoshi and Yoshi's Island 3 are discussed, each receiving minute-long trailers.

00:36 - 00:40 : Monolith Soft's X is shown, rebranded as part of the Xenoblade franchise. Also announced: The Xenoblade Chronicles & Baten Kaitos Collection HD.

00:41 - 00:50 : Retro's title is unveiled at long last. It is a brand-new IP, so unspeakably awesome that for three of these nine minutes, Iwata is simply blinking in a dazed stupor that those punk-ass Americans created something so amazing.

00:51 - 01:00 : Super Smash Bros. Blitz is unveiled for WiiU and 3DS. Palutena, Little Mac, Takamaru, Ridley, Bayonetta. BAM.

Stuff of legends.
 
Fade in of Iwata bowing in front of camera.
Iwata: "please understand..."
BAM, gameplay footage of Bayonetta2
BAM, gameplay footage of Pikmin 3 online co-op multiplayer
BAM, gameplay footage of Timesplitters U
BAM, gameplay footage of X
BAM, gameplay footage of W101
BAM, gameplay footage of Super Mario MilkyWay (rhymes with UR Mr Gay)
BAM, gameplay footage of Super Smash Bros U
60 seconds countdown so everybody can catch their breath before ND continues
BAM, gameplay footage of Earthbound U
BAM, gameplay footage of true Pokémon U
BAM, gameplay footage of Retro's Legend of ...
At this point the internet crashes, your computer starts to melt and the universe implodes
/Nintendo Direct

I give this scenario a good chance.
 
00:36 - 00:40 : Monolith Soft's X is shown, rebranded as part of the Xenoblade franchise. Also announced: The Xenoblade Chronicles & Baten Kaitos Collection HD.

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All of my NNNNGGGGGHHHHH!!!
 
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"At Nintendo, we wish to renew our focus on developing relationships with third-party studios. Here to discuss their new Castlevania game for Wii U is Shinji Mikami of Capcom."

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"Yes, our new... wait, what?"

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New and improved:

00:00 - 00:05 : Iwata appears onscreen dressed as Macho Man Randy Savage. With him is Reggie in skintight Bayonetta outfit. He spanks Reggie, and the first footage of Bayonetta 2 plays, followed by Bayonetta: Climax Edition for $29.99 on eShop -- "Available now!"

00:06 - 00:10 : Iwata tweets Kamiya, "What can you tell us about The Wonderful 101." Kamiya tweets back: "Eat shit." A new trailer plays introducing the four remaining heroes, and confirming offline co-op for up to four players. Iwata Asks with Kamiya confirmed for after the broadcast.

00:11 - 00:14 : Super Mario is shown for WiiU. Platforming is split between the TV from one camera angle, and the GamePad from another camera angle, like that minigame in Game & Wario. Also, Chargin' Chuck makes his glorious return.

00:15 - 00:19 : Mario Kart U-Turn is shown. Iwata rips open his shirt and reveals thick, shaggy chest fur carved with the words "Single-Player Vs." He reassures us the terrible people who omitted this feature in MK7 are no longer among the living.

00:20 - 00:30 : The Wind Waker HD is shown. Two all-new dungeons have been added, for Nayru's Pearl and the third Sage. The narrative has been reworked to accommodate them. The dungeons are framed by all-new islands, a new race, and a new sidekick character (like Medli and Makar), and they feature new items, new enemies and new bosses. Still on the topic of Zelda, ALttP2 is also shown, with first footage of the Dark World.

00:31 - 00:35 : The camera zooms in on Iwata, who then proceeds to lick the camera lens. On the topic of tonguing, Yarn Yoshi and Yoshi's Island 3 are discussed, each receiving minute-long trailers.

00:36 - 00:40 : Monolith Soft's X is shown, rebranded as part of the Xenoblade franchise. Also announced: The Xenoblade Chronicles & Baten Kaitos Collection HD.

00:41 - 00:50 : Retro's title is unveiled at long last. It is a brand-new IP, so unspeakably awesome that for three of these nine minutes, Iwata is simply blinking in a dazed stupor that those punk-ass Americans created something so amazing.

00:51 - 01:00 : Super Smash Bros. Blitz is unveiled for WiiU and 3DS. Palutena, Little Mac, Takamaru, Ridley, Bayonetta. BAM.

Oh my god...the stuff of legends
 
New and improved:

00:00 - 00:05 : Iwata appears onscreen dressed as Macho Man Randy Savage. With him is Reggie in skintight Bayonetta outfit. He spanks Reggie, and the first footage of Bayonetta 2 plays, followed by Bayonetta: Climax Edition for $29.99 on eShop -- "Available now!"

00:06 - 00:10 : Iwata tweets Kamiya, "What can you tell us about The Wonderful 101." Kamiya tweets back: "Eat shit." A new trailer plays introducing the four remaining heroes, and confirming offline co-op for up to four players. Iwata Asks with Kamiya confirmed for after the broadcast.

00:11 - 00:14 : Super Mario is shown for WiiU. Platforming is split between the TV from one camera angle, and the GamePad from another camera angle, like that minigame in Game & Wario. Also, Chargin' Chuck makes his glorious return.

00:15 - 00:19 : Mario Kart U-Turn is shown. Iwata rips open his shirt and reveals thick, shaggy chest fur carved with the words "Single-Player Vs." He reassures us the terrible people who omitted this feature in MK7 are no longer among the living.

00:20 - 00:30 : The Wind Waker HD is shown. Two all-new dungeons have been added, for Nayru's Pearl and the third Sage. The narrative has been reworked to accommodate them. The dungeons are framed by all-new islands, a new race, and a new sidekick character (like Medli and Makar), and they feature new items, new enemies and new bosses. Still on the topic of Zelda, ALttP2 is also shown, with first footage of the Dark World.

00:31 - 00:35 : The camera zooms in on Iwata, who then proceeds to lick the camera lens. On the topic of tonguing, Yarn Yoshi and Yoshi's Island 3 are discussed, each receiving minute-long trailers.

00:36 - 00:40 : Monolith Soft's X is shown, rebranded as part of the Xenoblade franchise. Also announced: The Xenoblade Chronicles & Baten Kaitos Collection HD.

00:41 - 00:50 : Retro's title is unveiled at long last. It is a brand-new IP, so unspeakably awesome that for three of these nine minutes, Iwata is simply blinking in a dazed stupor that those punk-ass Americans created something so amazing.

00:51 - 01:00 : Super Smash Bros. Blitz is unveiled for WiiU and 3DS. Palutena, Little Mac, Takamaru, Ridley, Bayonetta. BAM.

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