This just keeps getting more and more ludicrous. The guy has to be tag fishing at this point.
Times you have read into sexual/romantic advances incorrectly
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This just keeps getting more and more ludicrous. The guy has to be tag fishing at this point.
Snkfanatic
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Met a cute girl in a club and got her into my place. After 5 minutes of talking she asks if she could sleep at my place for the night because she's too tired to walk to her place. I'm like "Yeah sure but I only have one bed"p) and I'm thinking I'm gonna bang her right? Wrong.
We go to my bed and straight to a spoon position with underwear on and I start kissing her neck. She turns around and says I got the wrong idea, she just wants to sleep. I was like "Haha good one..." and continue. She stops again and says no really she didn't come to my place and to my fucking bed for sex. I'm confused as fuck but then just say "Okay then, let's just sleep". Of course I couldn't sleep for like 40 minutes because my boner didn't come down and I even poked her every now and then so she couldn't sleep either.
Next morning when we wake up my first thought is that maybe she really was sleepy so I make my move again. Rejected for the third time. I gave up at that point and just made us breakfast and then she left.
I....what the hell man.
MickeyPhree
Member
Wow man. We are just joking around. Fucking relax.
JaseMath
Member
Kind of. We were both living in the dorms at the time, and while we both liked each other, we didn't plan on a date though we did get dinner and we did finish the night off in her room, watching MMPR and drinking wine.
TheKaeptain
Banned
Happened once. The worst thing is she came over at 1 am. Took off her pants got in bed and when I started fooling around she said "I just want to sleep her tonight." I never called her again.
Sexism is hilarious!
Just so I'm not completely off topic, I'll add my own.
Apparently there was a girl who I met a Free Comic Book Day who had fallen madly in love with me at that point and was plotting to break me and my SO (featheredkitten here on GAF) up for the next 6 months until she could no longer stand to wait and confessed her feelings to featheredkitten.
I had been going to regular comic book store events with her as a friend for months at that point and had no idea she was into me like that. Of course, there was the part where she was also into my SO, but that's (probably) unrelated.
My man.
Tathanen
Get Inside Her!
TheKaeptain
Banned
WTF are you even talking about?
Wait why are you proud of destroying a chance at future sex?
TheKaeptain
Banned
Because I can get sex from someone else without having to play a fucking game?
freenudemacusers
Member
A month ago my wife walked around the house with her shirt undone. I figured cuz she was overheated.
She made fun of me for not getting it
I got it later tho ;D
She made fun of me for not getting it
I got it later tho ;D
Should have kissed her anyways.
MickeyPhree
Member
This. If she is already pulling this kind of crap, imagine how much more annoying that bitch could get.
Tathanen
Get Inside Her!
A game is when they don't tell you what's up. She just wanted cuddles.
At first I thought y'all were just goofing with the man card shit but now you're ruining a fun silly thread.
All I got out of that commercial is that Comcast is now offering steroid services.
Now it's time for my obscure reference:
Just pick her up and put her in your lap, make her refuse your advances!
Now you are... Above the Game.
dskillzhtown
keep your strippers out of my American football
Met a cute girl in a club and got her into my place. After 5 minutes of talking she asks if she could sleep at my place for the night because she's too tired to walk to her place. I'm like "Yeah sure but I only have one bed"
We go to my bed and straight to a spoon position with underwear on and I start kissing her neck. She turns around and says I got the wrong idea, she just wants to sleep. I was like "Haha good one..." and continue. She stops again and says no really she didn't come to my place and to my fucking bed for sex. I'm confused as fuck but then just say "Okay then, let's just sleep". Of course I couldn't sleep for like 40 minutes because my boner didn't come down and I even poked her every now and then so she couldn't sleep either.
Next morning when we wake up my first thought is that maybe she really was sleepy so I make my move again. Rejected for the third time. I gave up at that point and just made us breakfast and then she left.
I have been there somehat. It was after a night of partying at a bar. Though after the first "no" I just went to sleep. Not trying to force myself on anyone. The worst part about it is that the next day my friends came over and she was bragging about how much of a good guy I am because we slept in the same bed and I didn't try anything. I got labeled a simp by pretty much everyone at that point.
About a week later she came back over and we did all the things I wanted to that night, so it turned out fine. Sometimes people just don't want to do anything at that moment. Sometimes they really do just want to cuddle.
It works you are establishing kino, she has no other option but to say yes and it shows you are an alpha. I think you need to take this to one of the PUA threads.
Nah, those threads smell like desperation.
Met a cute girl in a club and got her into my place. After 5 minutes of talking she asks if she could sleep at my place for the night because she's too tired to walk to her place. I'm like "Yeah sure but I only have one bed"
We go to my bed and straight to a spoon position with underwear on and I start kissing her neck. She turns around and says I got the wrong idea, she just wants to sleep. I was like "Haha good one..." and continue. She stops again and says no really she didn't come to my place and to my fucking bed for sex. I'm confused as fuck but then just say "Okay then, let's just sleep". Of course I couldn't sleep for like 40 minutes because my boner didn't come down and I even poked her every now and then so she couldn't sleep either.
Next morning when we wake up my first thought is that maybe she really was sleepy so I make my move again. Rejected for the third time. I gave up at that point and just made us breakfast and then she left.
If I was in your shoes I would think I was about to get laid too. People are overracting to your post. If you meet a girl for the first time, not just a first date, but meeting them for the first time, and you get them into bed in their underwear and you spoon up to them and they don't react negatively to you do so, who wouldn't think there was a good chance they would get laid?
You get one 'stop it.' After that you are a creep bordering on rapist.
Had just started college, first week I think, maybe second week. There was a girl on our floor who was fairly attractive and she asked me to take a walk with her across campus to like the computer lab/library(didn't have PCs yet in the dorms at the time, 1995). I was normally really shy but to get asked to go for a walk sounded great and I went with her. Small talk was good talked about our families and hometowns etc, got over to the lab and she asks me to go in and sit down with her so she could 'check something'. We get in sit down and she turns to me a says "Hey you are one of those computer guys right, can you show me how to email this cute guy that sits next to me?" Fuck.
but he just wants to get laid! he just met this girl for the first time and she was in her panties!
I've only gone on a date with one girl who ended up being my wife so I don't have any of these cool stories. She and I worked in the same lab in graduate school and she liked me and kept dropping hints but I didn't get it until she told me over MSN. I never even kissed a girl prior to her.
I'd have thought the same thing, but after she said 'I'm just sleepy, fuck off' I'd have been like 'Right on, I'm going to go crank one out then have fun sleeping in my bed.' instead of poking her with my ineffectually erect member. Have some class.
Permanently A
Junior Member
'I'm a man and you have holes. And you aren't giving me those holes, I don't understand! I'm going to start just cramming my boner around until maybe I hit a hole and your will has diminished.'
TheKaeptain
Banned
I ain't no pillow.
Did you tell her to GTFO of your bed?
If not, then you're a pillow.
I... don't get this reference either.
So you were upset that she was treating you like an object.
AppleBlade
Member
In my school years, I was a talkative class clown who also happened to be shy when it comes to girls, so I had at least half a dozen situations where a girl I liked or found attractive showed signs of liking me but I usually found some excuse to think it was not legit and later on realized I was being a wuss. All's well that end's well I guess, since I'd rather have my wife than any of those girls.
There was a point where after a really long conversation on our past relationships (and she recounts a sex story all casually), she was like "If you need anything, anything at all from me, let me know" with one of those kind of bedroom eyes stares.
My first thought (and literally what I blurted out of my mouth) was like "fucking sweet, listen, when I'm at school late, I really need someone to feet my dog sometimes before it gets too late. So I'll call you when I need someone to feed her."
My first thought (and literally what I blurted out of my mouth) was like "fucking sweet, listen, when I'm at school late, I really need someone to feet my dog sometimes before it gets too late. So I'll call you when I need someone to feed her."
He did stop. He tried to make a move twice, once the night of and once in the morning. And he probably meant kissing when says make a move. Doesn't sound like a creep to me.
CheesecakeRecipe
Stormy Grey
Twice in the night. reread before you defend creepazoid.
Read the story he made two in the night one in the morning.
I was in the 8th grade (I think) and there was a girl in some of my classes that used to tease me and I teased her back. I thought she was flirting with me so I asked her out. She declined. And later had a nice laugh about it with some of her friends while I was near them. I felt like crap, but once I got over it I realized that while rejection might feel bad, in the end it's really not a big deal.
SkepticalPanda
Member
Haha...I know man. She was just so pretty.
I hate you.
Makes it sound like at least some kind of fucking took place.
Enter The 36 Chambers
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