So if one of your bro's came over and immediately stripped to his underwear you'd assume it meant he wanted to fuck you? Nice.
If "one of my bros" came over and took his drawers off he'd be getting the fuck out.
So if one of your bro's came over and immediately stripped to his underwear you'd assume it meant he wanted to fuck you? Nice.
Or, men in general need to stop looking into things as much as we do. What if when a girl says can I come stay at your place, it literally just means that?
I've had two different female friends crash in the same bed with me. one asked if it would weird her out if she took of her pants and I told her I didn't care. nothing happened.
You jacked off in a school bathroom?
Dude.
I'd rather discuss how I'm a beta because I didn't make the move when she was "totally wanting it".Let's all post pictures of the HB9s and HB10s we could have slept with but didn't.
I'd rather discuss how I'm a beta because I didn't make the move when she was "totally wanting it".
I wasn't going to last the whole day.
I'd rather discuss how I'm a beta because I didn't make the move when she was "totally wanting it".
You jacked off in a school bathroom?
Dude.
I was eating lunch one time, and this girl looked at me and slightly smiled from all the way across the room.
I didn't make my move.
She totally wanted me though.
Yeah! Here comes the homophobia!
I hate when people call women females. It's so condescending.
ok seriously guys enough jokes. but on the real, what is with these bitches?
Some of you guys are straight up bullshitting. If I had a female friend or lady I just met jump into my bed in her draws and cuddle up with me I'm thinking there's a good chance that she wants some dick. Maybe she don't want it right at that instant, but maybe she wants it before she leaves. You guys are acting like the dude walked up to a woman in a bar and grabbed her tits.
and that's why you cry alone touching yourself at night?
I posted this story in the "Clueless" advances thread.
I worked at Dunkin Donuts when I was 18. A lot of chicks would come through Dunks, but there was 1 regular in particular that I liked who worked at the gym across the street. She would come in I would make eyes at her and flirt a little. My boss knew I liked her and was a member at the gym the girl worked at. One day my boss was at the gym and let slip, on purpose, that I thought she was hot. Apparently it made the girl blush and her co-worker told my boss that that made her day.
My boss came to the store immediately to tell me that the girl obviously liked me too. My boss convinced me that I should go ask the girl out. One day, shortly after my boss had me feeling like I could get her, I marched my ass over to that gym, nervous as fuck, and asked her out in front of her co-workers. She was like "I have a boyfriend." FUCK!!! I was embarrassed. I think I was like "Alright, see ya." I had to march my ass all the way across their long ass parking lot and across the street back to work. They have some big windows at that gym, so I know they could see me the whole way back. I must have been such a joke, walking back to work all alone, feeling super shitty. I'm still a little embarrassed thinking about it now, but at least I had the balls to try.
Haha...I know man. She was just so pretty.
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I posted this story in the "Clueless" advances thread.
I worked at Dunkin Donuts when I was 18. A lot of chicks would come through Dunks, but there was 1 regular in particular that I liked who worked at the gym across the street. She would come in I would make eyes at her and flirt a little. My boss knew I liked her and was a member at the gym the girl worked at. One day my boss was at the gym and let slip, on purpose, that I thought she was hot. Apparently it made the girl blush and her co-worker told my boss that that made her day.
My boss came to the store immediately to tell me that the girl obviously liked me too. My boss convinced me that I should go ask the girl out. One day, shortly after my boss had me feeling like I could get her, I marched my ass over to that gym, nervous as fuck, and asked her out in front of her co-workers. She was like "I have a boyfriend." FUCK!!! I was embarrassed. I think I was like "Alright, see ya." I had to march my ass all the way across their long ass parking lot and across the street back to work. They have some big windows at that gym, so I know they could see me the whole way back. I must have been such a joke, walking back to work all alone, feeling super shitty. I'm still a little embarrassed thinking about it now, but at least I had the balls to try.
I turned down sex with the girl of my dreams - the most beautiful women I've ever laid eyes on - while in bed with her because I had no idea what she meant when she said, "Are you sure you want to do this?". I just wasn't thinking clearly.
One of my life's regrets. She was absolutely the one that got away. She's a model now...I can't bare to look at her professional photos even though they're readily available on the internet. ;_;Posted in the other thread.
This was...I don't know, 7 years ago maybe. After that night we went on another date, but we were kind of on the outs after the first "date". I think she felt like I rejected her, but in all honesty, I never meant to - she was a dream girl and the way I felt about her had me not thinking clearly. She moved away around a year later, but we had a mutual friend that, for a while, would tell me things like, "She says hi..." after she moved. While we don't keep in touch, I still think about her even today wondering if things could've been different had I not totally screwed it up.Btw, how long ago was this and do you keep in contact? I don't pay attention good.
I posted this story in the "Clueless" advances thread.
I worked at Dunkin Donuts when I was 18. A lot of chicks would come through Dunks, but there was 1 regular in particular that I liked who worked at the gym across the street. She would come in I would make eyes at her and flirt a little. My boss knew I liked her and was a member at the gym the girl worked at. One day my boss was at the gym and let slip, on purpose, that I thought she was hot. Apparently it made the girl blush and her co-worker told my boss that that made her day.
My boss came to the store immediately to tell me that the girl obviously liked me too. My boss convinced me that I should go ask the girl out. One day, shortly after my boss had me feeling like I could get her, I marched my ass over to that gym, nervous as fuck, and asked her out in front of her co-workers. She was like "I have a boyfriend." FUCK!!! I was embarrassed. I think I was like "Alright, see ya." I had to march my ass all the way across their long ass parking lot and across the street back to work. They have some big windows at that gym, so I know they could see me the whole way back. I must have been such a joke, walking back to work all alone, feeling super shitty. I'm still a little embarrassed thinking about it now, but at least I had the balls to try.
Teacher touched my thigh in school and I got a chubby. Lucky for me I was wearing tight boxers so there was no noticeable bulge in the crotch area. I had to go to the bathroom though and fix the problem. Some dude was taking a massive shit in the stall next to me. I kinda timed my motions to the splashes so he wouldn't hear me.
Nothing happened with the teacher. She was just really touchy and hands on. Always got me to stay behind though so I was clearly her favourite
I'm sure everyone's been there though.
This was...I don't know, 7 years ago maybe. After that night we went on another date, but we were kind of on the outs after the first "date". I think she felt like I rejected her, but in all honesty, I never meant to - she was a dream girl and the way I felt about her had me not thinking clearly. She moved away around a year later, but we had a mutual friend that, for a while, would tell me things like, "She says hi..." after she moved. While we don't keep in touch, I still think about her even today wondering if things could've been different had I not totally screwed it up.
Around two months of seeing a girl (who would eventually become my girlfriend), she was house sitting and I'd come over and hangout. It was a week long thing so I'd stay over a lot when I didn't have work. 3 straight days we'd be fooling around on the couch when she suddenly stop me, say she was gross and needed a shower. Each time I'm like OK, fine, kind of weird timing...maybe she isn't into me? Each time she'd leave the door to the bathroom cracked a little, I didn't think twice about it.
Well a few months later (we were bf/gf by now) I asked her about, "why did you keep shooting me down when you were house sitting?". Turns our every time she'd go to take a shower, that crack in the door meant I should bust the door down and have sex with her.
Met a cute girl in a club and got her into my place. After 5 minutes of talking she asks if she could sleep at my place for the night because she's too tired to walk to her place. I'm like "Yeah sure but I only have one bed"p) and I'm thinking I'm gonna bang her right? Wrong.
We go to my bed and straight to a spoon position with underwear on and I start kissing her neck. She turns around and says I got the wrong idea, she just wants to sleep. I was like "Haha good one..." and continue. She stops again and says no really she didn't come to my place and to my fucking bed for sex. I'm confused as fuck but then just say "Okay then, let's just sleep". Of course I couldn't sleep for like 40 minutes because my boner didn't come down and I even poked her every now and then so she couldn't sleep either.
Next morning when we wake up my first thought is that maybe she really was sleepy so I make my move again. Rejected for the third time. I gave up at that point and just made us breakfast and then she left.
Had just started college, first week I think, maybe second week. There was a girl on our floor who was fairly attractive and she asked me to take a walk with her across campus to like the computer lab/library(didn't have PCs yet in the dorms at the time, 1995). I was normally really shy but to get asked to go for a walk sounded great and I went with her. Small talk was good talked about our families and hometowns etc, got over to the lab and she asks me to go in and sit down with her so she could 'check something'. We get in sit down and she turns to me a says "Hey you are one of those computer guys right, can you show me how to email this cute guy that sits next to me?" Fuck.
If she is who I think she is (being a friend of a friend of a model friend of mine on FB), then she would seem to be in a stable long-term relationship. Besides, 7 years is a long time. I suppose it depends what history they had, where they left off, and so forth...but I doubt that a friendship could be kindled without complications or awkwardness, considering.Would be fun to touch base. Try to get into contact with her.
Met a cute girl in a club and got her into my place. After 5 minutes of talking she asks if she could sleep at my place for the night because she's too tired to walk to her place. I'm like "Yeah sure but I only have one bed"p) and I'm thinking I'm gonna bang her right? Wrong.
We go to my bed and straight to a spoon position with underwear on and I start kissing her neck. She turns around and says I got the wrong idea, she just wants to sleep. I was like "Haha good one..." and continue. She stops again and says no really she didn't come to my place and to my fucking bed for sex. I'm confused as fuck but then just say "Okay then, let's just sleep". Of course I couldn't sleep for like 40 minutes because my boner didn't come down and I even poked her every now and then so she couldn't sleep either.
Next morning when we wake up my first thought is that maybe she really was sleepy so I make my move again. Rejected for the third time. I gave up at that point and just made us breakfast and then she left.
I hate you.
You did good. A little embarrassing, but nothing to be ashamed about.I posted this story in the "Clueless" advances thread.
I worked at Dunkin Donuts when I was 18. A lot of chicks would come through Dunks, but there was 1 regular in particular that I liked who worked at the gym across the street. She would come in I would make eyes at her and flirt a little. My boss knew I liked her and was a member at the gym the girl worked at. One day my boss was at the gym and let slip, on purpose, that I thought she was hot. Apparently it made the girl blush and her co-worker told my boss that that made her day.
My boss came to the store immediately to tell me that the girl obviously liked me too. My boss convinced me that I should go ask the girl out. One day, shortly after my boss had me feeling like I could get her, I marched my ass over to that gym, nervous as fuck, and asked her out in front of her co-workers. She was like "I have a boyfriend." FUCK!!! I was embarrassed. I think I was like "Alright, see ya." I had to march my ass all the way across their long ass parking lot and across the street back to work. They have some big windows at that gym, so I know they could see me the whole way back. I must have been such a joke, walking back to work all alone, feeling super shitty. I'm still a little embarrassed thinking about it now, but at least I had the balls to try.
Haha...I know man. She was just so pretty.
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I posted this story in the "Clueless" advances thread.
I worked at Dunkin Donuts when I was 18. A lot of chicks would come through Dunks, but there was 1 regular in particular that I liked who worked at the gym across the street. She would come in I would make eyes at her and flirt a little. My boss knew I liked her and was a member at the gym the girl worked at. One day my boss was at the gym and let slip, on purpose, that I thought she was hot. Apparently it made the girl blush and her co-worker told my boss that that made her day.
My boss came to the store immediately to tell me that the girl obviously liked me too. My boss convinced me that I should go ask the girl out. One day, shortly after my boss had me feeling like I could get her, I marched my ass over to that gym, nervous as fuck, and asked her out in front of her co-workers. She was like "I have a boyfriend." FUCK!!! I was embarrassed. I think I was like "Alright, see ya." I had to march my ass all the way across their long ass parking lot and across the street back to work. They have some big windows at that gym, so I know they could see me the whole way back. I must have been such a joke, walking back to work all alone, feeling super shitty. I'm still a little embarrassed thinking about it now, but at least I had the balls to try.
Humankind is doomed.Reading womens advances and stuff..... It's like rocket science.... I honestly don't care any more.
Seeing as getting half naked into ones bed isn't supposed to be advanced enough it seems that we men are better off doing nothing unless we are outright being asked for a fuck because otherwise we risk being branded as attempted rapists if the womens sees fit to claim we are. Only problem is that most women don't have the balls to outright ask for sex because they don't want to be branded as a hooker. It's real funny when you think about it - or sad.
I was a freshman in college. I had no skills at this stuff at the time. I've changed, I swear.
Chick liked me, so she came over and hung out at my dorm. I said I was going to take a shower and that she could leave whenever. I came back to my room and was like, "I'm gonna change, get out" to which she replied "No."
So I hid myself behind the wardrobe and began to change. So that finished, I was walking around shirtless and was all, "You can leave whenever you know, i'm going to bed soon." I went on the internet and surfed a bit, found random stuff, just kinda ignored her. She asked me for a blanket cause she was cold and I was all "Grab one from my bed, just leave it when you go". So then I surf the internet hoping she was gonna leave for like an hour. Realizing she wasn't about to leave I was ready for a moment she'd have to leave for.
I was going to bed. And she wouldn't leave. I thought the statement was gonna be foolproof: "You should leave, i'm gonna go to sleep now." And she was in my bed, curled up at the foot of it, and I just rejected her and was like, "I don't know why the hell you would stay here and sleep like that. You should just go back to your room".
So I can't sleep cause there's this chick at the foot of my bed under my covers with me, and I want her to get out cause i'm just so damn tired. So she starts creeping up and i'm all "wtf are you doing? I'm trying to get some sleep" all while she says nothing. Then I think it maybe finally clicked, she crawled up all the way, and I still questioned her motives the next few days. I convinced myself that girls just do that stuff, and that there was no way she was trying to get with me.
Then we started dating a couple weeks later.
And a short one from the same year...
Another time a girl and one of her friends came knocking on my door at 2AM on the night of her 21st and they were both drunk, moaning my name at my door and knocking hard. I pretended to be asleep...
Haha...I know man. She was just so pretty.
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Haha...I know man. She was just so pretty.
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