Times you have read into sexual/romantic advances incorrectly

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andymcc said:
I've had two different female friends crash in the same bed with me. one asked if it would weird her out if she took of her pants and I told her I didn't care. nothing happened.
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I've had plenty of women "stay over" that's different than what we are talking about.
 
Exactly. There is a grand canyon sized fucking difference between a girl crashing at your place and a girl stripping down almost buck naked and getting into your bed.
 
andymcc said:
I'd rather discuss how I'm a beta because I didn't make the move when she was "totally wanting it".
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I was eating lunch one time, and this girl looked at me and slightly smiled from all the way across the room.

I didn't make my move.

She totally wanted me though.
 
Some of you guys are straight up bullshitting. If I had a female friend or lady I just met jump into my bed in her draws and cuddle up with me I'm thinking there's a good chance that she wants some dick. Maybe she don't want it right at that instant, but maybe she wants it before she leaves. You guys are acting like the dude walked up to a woman in a bar and grabbed her tits.
 
charsace said:
Some of you guys are straight up bullshitting. If I had a female friend or lady I just met jump into my bed in her draws and cuddle up with me I'm thinking there's a good chance that she wants some dick. Maybe she don't want it right at that instant, but maybe she wants it before she leaves. You guys are acting like the dude walked up to a woman in a bar and grabbed her tits.
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How dare you call them that.
 
I have a pretty good friend who I spend a lot of time with. We're pretty open to one another. I even asked her to have a threesome with me and my ex and she was pretty willing, although she got a boyfriend right before my ex got into town.

I had been home for a few weeks, freshly broken up. I was hanging out at her place and she was just talking about some guy who she was casually having sex with but decided to stop because she felt like she was going to get attached to him.

We went out for a few drinks and I thought to myself that this was my chance. I had a pretty subpar performance the last time I had sex with someone so I drank a little too much than I thought. The problem was that my friend had NOTHING to drink.

We get back to her apartment and she had a spare bedroom for me to stay at but at my blacked out state I apparently was like a cat in heat.

Needless to say I woke up with a giant headache while she was still in her bed. I was pretty embarrassed and left.

We've been pretty awkward now...

I THOUGHT ALL THE SIGNS WERE THERE.
 
I posted this story in the "Clueless" advances thread.

I worked at Dunkin Donuts when I was 18. A lot of chicks would come through Dunks, but there was 1 regular in particular that I liked who worked at the gym across the street. She would come in I would make eyes at her and flirt a little. My boss knew I liked her and was a member at the gym the girl worked at. One day my boss was at the gym and let slip, on purpose, that I thought she was hot. Apparently it made the girl blush and her co-worker told my boss that that made her day.

My boss came to the store immediately to tell me that the girl obviously liked me too. My boss convinced me that I should go ask the girl out. One day, shortly after my boss had me feeling like I could get her, I marched my ass over to that gym, nervous as fuck, and asked her out in front of her co-workers. She was like "I have a boyfriend." FUCK!!! I was embarrassed. I think I was like "Alright, see ya." I had to march my ass all the way across their long ass parking lot and across the street back to work. They have some big windows at that gym, so I know they could see me the whole way back. I must have been such a joke, walking back to work all alone, feeling super shitty. I'm still a little embarrassed thinking about it now, but at least I had the balls to try.
 
vikki said:
I posted this story in the "Clueless" advances thread.

I worked at Dunkin Donuts when I was 18. A lot of chicks would come through Dunks, but there was 1 regular in particular that I liked who worked at the gym across the street. She would come in I would make eyes at her and flirt a little. My boss knew I liked her and was a member at the gym the girl worked at. One day my boss was at the gym and let slip, on purpose, that I thought she was hot. Apparently it made the girl blush and her co-worker told my boss that that made her day.

My boss came to the store immediately to tell me that the girl obviously liked me too. My boss convinced me that I should go ask the girl out. One day, shortly after my boss had me feeling like I could get her, I marched my ass over to that gym, nervous as fuck, and asked her out in front of her co-workers. She was like "I have a boyfriend." FUCK!!! I was embarrassed. I think I was like "Alright, see ya." I had to march my ass all the way across their long ass parking lot and across the street back to work. They have some big windows at that gym, so I know they could see me the whole way back. I must have been such a joke, walking back to work all alone, feeling super shitty. I'm still a little embarrassed thinking about it now, but at least I had the balls to try.
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Man, that sounds bad but at least you went for it. There is always the possibility that you would have ended up dating her you took a big step, wish I would have done that with some girls in my past.
 
vikki said:
I posted this story in the "Clueless" advances thread.

I worked at Dunkin Donuts when I was 18. A lot of chicks would come through Dunks, but there was 1 regular in particular that I liked who worked at the gym across the street. She would come in I would make eyes at her and flirt a little. My boss knew I liked her and was a member at the gym the girl worked at. One day my boss was at the gym and let slip, on purpose, that I thought she was hot. Apparently it made the girl blush and her co-worker told my boss that that made her day.

My boss came to the store immediately to tell me that the girl obviously liked me too. My boss convinced me that I should go ask the girl out. One day, shortly after my boss had me feeling like I could get her, I marched my ass over to that gym, nervous as fuck, and asked her out in front of her co-workers. She was like "I have a boyfriend." FUCK!!! I was embarrassed. I think I was like "Alright, see ya." I had to march my ass all the way across their long ass parking lot and across the street back to work. They have some big windows at that gym, so I know they could see me the whole way back. I must have been such a joke, walking back to work all alone, feeling super shitty. I'm still a little embarrassed thinking about it now, but at least I had the balls to try.
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You did good son.
 
JasonMCG said:
I turned down sex with the girl of my dreams - the most beautiful women I've ever laid eyes on - while in bed with her because I had no idea what she meant when she said, "Are you sure you want to do this?". I just wasn't thinking clearly.

One of my life's regrets. She was absolutely the one that got away. She's a model now...I can't bare to look at her professional photos even though they're readily available on the internet. ;_;
Posted in the other thread.
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Btw, how long ago was this and do you keep in contact? I don't pay attention good.
 
Log4Girlz said:
Btw, how long ago was this and do you keep in contact? I don't pay attention good.
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This was...I don't know, 7 years ago maybe. After that night we went on another date, but we were kind of on the outs after the first "date". I think she felt like I rejected her, but in all honesty, I never meant to - she was a dream girl and the way I felt about her had me not thinking clearly. She moved away around a year later, but we had a mutual friend that, for a while, would tell me things like, "She says hi..." after she moved. While we don't keep in touch, I still think about her even today wondering if things could've been different had I not totally screwed it up.
 
vikki said:
I posted this story in the "Clueless" advances thread.

I worked at Dunkin Donuts when I was 18. A lot of chicks would come through Dunks, but there was 1 regular in particular that I liked who worked at the gym across the street. She would come in I would make eyes at her and flirt a little. My boss knew I liked her and was a member at the gym the girl worked at. One day my boss was at the gym and let slip, on purpose, that I thought she was hot. Apparently it made the girl blush and her co-worker told my boss that that made her day.

My boss came to the store immediately to tell me that the girl obviously liked me too. My boss convinced me that I should go ask the girl out. One day, shortly after my boss had me feeling like I could get her, I marched my ass over to that gym, nervous as fuck, and asked her out in front of her co-workers. She was like "I have a boyfriend." FUCK!!! I was embarrassed. I think I was like "Alright, see ya." I had to march my ass all the way across their long ass parking lot and across the street back to work. They have some big windows at that gym, so I know they could see me the whole way back. I must have been such a joke, walking back to work all alone, feeling super shitty. I'm still a little embarrassed thinking about it now, but at least I had the balls to try.
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When she said she had a boyfriend you should have followed up with 'I don't mind.' or 'I'm not hearing a no'.

But seriously, that's nothing to be ashamed about.
 
Around two months of seeing a girl (who would eventually become my girlfriend), she was house sitting and I'd come over and hangout. It was a week long thing so I'd stay over a lot when I didn't have work. 3 straight days we'd be fooling around on the couch when she suddenly stop me, say she was gross and needed a shower. Each time I'm like OK, fine, kind of weird timing...maybe she isn't into me? Each time she'd leave the door to the bathroom cracked a little, I didn't think twice about it.

Well a few months later (we were bf/gf by now) I asked her about, "why did you keep shooting me down when you were house sitting?". Turns our every time she'd go to take a shower, that crack in the door meant I should bust the door down and have sex with her.
 
Batigol said:
Teacher touched my thigh in school and I got a chubby. Lucky for me I was wearing tight boxers so there was no noticeable bulge in the crotch area. I had to go to the bathroom though and fix the problem. Some dude was taking a massive shit in the stall next to me. I kinda timed my motions to the splashes so he wouldn't hear me.

Nothing happened with the teacher. She was just really touchy and hands on. Always got me to stay behind though so I was clearly her favourite

I'm sure everyone's been there though.
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Amazing. .....
 
JasonMCG said:
This was...I don't know, 7 years ago maybe. After that night we went on another date, but we were kind of on the outs after the first "date". I think she felt like I rejected her, but in all honesty, I never meant to - she was a dream girl and the way I felt about her had me not thinking clearly. She moved away around a year later, but we had a mutual friend that, for a while, would tell me things like, "She says hi..." after she moved. While we don't keep in touch, I still think about her even today wondering if things could've been different had I not totally screwed it up.
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Would be fun to touch base. Try to get into contact with her.
 
HalfBakedProphet said:
Around two months of seeing a girl (who would eventually become my girlfriend), she was house sitting and I'd come over and hangout. It was a week long thing so I'd stay over a lot when I didn't have work. 3 straight days we'd be fooling around on the couch when she suddenly stop me, say she was gross and needed a shower. Each time I'm like OK, fine, kind of weird timing...maybe she isn't into me? Each time she'd leave the door to the bathroom cracked a little, I didn't think twice about it.

Well a few months later (we were bf/gf by now) I asked her about, "why did you keep shooting me down when you were house sitting?". Turns our every time she'd go to take a shower, that crack in the door meant I should bust the door down and have sex with her.
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You got way less of a sign than the guy who waslqid up with a woman in her underwear. I wouldn't think she was looking for sex because she left the bathroom door ajar.
 
Rad- said:
Met a cute girl in a club and got her into my place. After 5 minutes of talking she asks if she could sleep at my place for the night because she's too tired to walk to her place. I'm like "Yeah sure but I only have one bed" (:p) and I'm thinking I'm gonna bang her right? Wrong.

We go to my bed and straight to a spoon position with underwear on and I start kissing her neck. She turns around and says I got the wrong idea, she just wants to sleep. I was like "Haha good one..." and continue. She stops again and says no really she didn't come to my place and to my fucking bed for sex. I'm confused as fuck but then just say "Okay then, let's just sleep". Of course I couldn't sleep for like 40 minutes because my boner didn't come down and I even poked her every now and then so she couldn't sleep either.

Next morning when we wake up my first thought is that maybe she really was sleepy so I make my move again. Rejected for the third time. I gave up at that point and just made us breakfast and then she left.
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He meets a girl, after five minutes she invites herself back to his where she proceeds to take off her clothes and jump into bed with him. God forbid he expects he's getting lucky and tries to make a move.

If the gender roles were reversed, it wouldn't change a thing either.

Meeting someone at a club, inviting yourself back to their place and taking off your clothes doesn't mean you are obliged to have sex, but IMO it does make you a shit person if you don't. Male or female.
 
Dorrin said:
Had just started college, first week I think, maybe second week. There was a girl on our floor who was fairly attractive and she asked me to take a walk with her across campus to like the computer lab/library(didn't have PCs yet in the dorms at the time, 1995). I was normally really shy but to get asked to go for a walk sounded great and I went with her. Small talk was good talked about our families and hometowns etc, got over to the lab and she asks me to go in and sit down with her so she could 'check something'. We get in sit down and she turns to me a says "Hey you are one of those computer guys right, can you show me how to email this cute guy that sits next to me?" Fuck.
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But...werent you the guy sitting next to her at that point?
 
Log4Girlz said:
Would be fun to touch base. Try to get into contact with her.
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If she is who I think she is (being a friend of a friend of a model friend of mine on FB), then she would seem to be in a stable long-term relationship. Besides, 7 years is a long time. I suppose it depends what history they had, where they left off, and so forth...but I doubt that a friendship could be kindled without complications or awkwardness, considering.
 
Rad- said:
Met a cute girl in a club and got her into my place. After 5 minutes of talking she asks if she could sleep at my place for the night because she's too tired to walk to her place. I'm like "Yeah sure but I only have one bed" (:p) and I'm thinking I'm gonna bang her right? Wrong.

We go to my bed and straight to a spoon position with underwear on and I start kissing her neck. She turns around and says I got the wrong idea, she just wants to sleep. I was like "Haha good one..." and continue. She stops again and says no really she didn't come to my place and to my fucking bed for sex. I'm confused as fuck but then just say "Okay then, let's just sleep". Of course I couldn't sleep for like 40 minutes because my boner didn't come down and I even poked her every now and then so she couldn't sleep either.

Next morning when we wake up my first thought is that maybe she really was sleepy so I make my move again. Rejected for the third time. I gave up at that point and just made us breakfast and then she left.
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I would've kicked her out if she didn't respond to the second poke.
 
vikki said:
I posted this story in the "Clueless" advances thread.

I worked at Dunkin Donuts when I was 18. A lot of chicks would come through Dunks, but there was 1 regular in particular that I liked who worked at the gym across the street. She would come in I would make eyes at her and flirt a little. My boss knew I liked her and was a member at the gym the girl worked at. One day my boss was at the gym and let slip, on purpose, that I thought she was hot. Apparently it made the girl blush and her co-worker told my boss that that made her day.

My boss came to the store immediately to tell me that the girl obviously liked me too. My boss convinced me that I should go ask the girl out. One day, shortly after my boss had me feeling like I could get her, I marched my ass over to that gym, nervous as fuck, and asked her out in front of her co-workers. She was like "I have a boyfriend." FUCK!!! I was embarrassed. I think I was like "Alright, see ya." I had to march my ass all the way across their long ass parking lot and across the street back to work. They have some big windows at that gym, so I know they could see me the whole way back. I must have been such a joke, walking back to work all alone, feeling super shitty. I'm still a little embarrassed thinking about it now, but at least I had the balls to try.
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You did good. A little embarrassing, but nothing to be ashamed about.
A female model friend I had once told me that women always been flattered when they find out that someone actually likes them, even if they don't find the person attractive.
 
I'd rather try to touch the moon than take on a woman's thinking. Sometimes people misread things and the fault falls on them for that oversight. Other times, people send mixed signals and speak in riddles and wonder why feelings aren't reciprocated. In my case, someone is always reading the other person's intentions completely incorrectly.
 
vikki said:
I posted this story in the "Clueless" advances thread.

I worked at Dunkin Donuts when I was 18. A lot of chicks would come through Dunks, but there was 1 regular in particular that I liked who worked at the gym across the street. She would come in I would make eyes at her and flirt a little. My boss knew I liked her and was a member at the gym the girl worked at. One day my boss was at the gym and let slip, on purpose, that I thought she was hot. Apparently it made the girl blush and her co-worker told my boss that that made her day.

My boss came to the store immediately to tell me that the girl obviously liked me too. My boss convinced me that I should go ask the girl out. One day, shortly after my boss had me feeling like I could get her, I marched my ass over to that gym, nervous as fuck, and asked her out in front of her co-workers. She was like "I have a boyfriend." FUCK!!! I was embarrassed. I think I was like "Alright, see ya." I had to march my ass all the way across their long ass parking lot and across the street back to work. They have some big windows at that gym, so I know they could see me the whole way back. I must have been such a joke, walking back to work all alone, feeling super shitty. I'm still a little embarrassed thinking about it now, but at least I had the balls to try.
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The thing is, you might not misunderstood. It is possible the she also likes you, but doesn't want to cheat on his boyfriend.

That said, you did good.
 
Reading womens advances and stuff..... It's like rocket science.... I honestly don't care any more.

Seeing as getting half naked into ones bed isn't supposed to be advanced enough it seems that we men are better off doing nothing unless we are outright being asked for a fuck because otherwise we risk being branded as attempted rapists if the womens sees fit to claim we are. Only problem is that most women don't have the balls to outright ask for sex because they don't want to be branded as a hooker. It's real funny when you think about it - or sad.
 
TheExorzist said:
Reading womens advances and stuff..... It's like rocket science.... I honestly don't care any more.

Seeing as getting half naked into ones bed isn't supposed to be advanced enough it seems that we men are better off doing nothing unless we are outright being asked for a fuck because otherwise we risk being branded as attempted rapists if the womens sees fit to claim we are. Only problem is that most women don't have the balls to outright ask for sex because they don't want to be branded as a hooker. It's real funny when you think about it - or sad.
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Humankind is doomed.
 
I was a freshman in college. I had no skills at this stuff at the time. I've changed, I swear.

Chick liked me, so she came over and hung out at my dorm. I said I was going to take a shower and that she could leave whenever. I came back to my room and was like, "I'm gonna change, get out" to which she replied "No."

So I hid myself behind the wardrobe and began to change. So that finished, I was walking around shirtless and was all, "You can leave whenever you know, i'm going to bed soon." I went on the internet and surfed a bit, found random stuff, just kinda ignored her. She asked me for a blanket cause she was cold and I was all "Grab one from my bed, just leave it when you go". So then I surf the internet hoping she was gonna leave for like an hour. Realizing she wasn't about to leave I was ready for a moment she'd have to leave for.

I was going to bed. And she wouldn't leave. I thought the statement was gonna be foolproof: "You should leave, i'm gonna go to sleep now." And she was in my bed, curled up at the foot of it, and I just rejected her and was like, "I don't know why the hell you would stay here and sleep like that. You should just go back to your room".

So I can't sleep cause there's this chick at the foot of my bed under my covers with me, and I want her to get out cause i'm just so damn tired. So she starts creeping up and i'm all "wtf are you doing? I'm trying to get some sleep" all while she says nothing. Then I think it maybe finally clicked, she crawled up all the way, and I still questioned her motives the next few days. I convinced myself that girls just do that stuff, and that there was no way she was trying to get with me.

Then we started dating a couple weeks later.

And a short one from the same year...

Another time a girl and one of her friends came knocking on my door at 2AM on the night of her 21st and they were both drunk, moaning my name at my door and knocking hard. I pretended to be asleep...
 
Thoraxes said:
I was a freshman in college. I had no skills at this stuff at the time. I've changed, I swear.

Chick liked me, so she came over and hung out at my dorm. I said I was going to take a shower and that she could leave whenever. I came back to my room and was like, "I'm gonna change, get out" to which she replied "No."

So I hid myself behind the wardrobe and began to change. So that finished, I was walking around shirtless and was all, "You can leave whenever you know, i'm going to bed soon." I went on the internet and surfed a bit, found random stuff, just kinda ignored her. She asked me for a blanket cause she was cold and I was all "Grab one from my bed, just leave it when you go". So then I surf the internet hoping she was gonna leave for like an hour. Realizing she wasn't about to leave I was ready for a moment she'd have to leave for.

I was going to bed. And she wouldn't leave. I thought the statement was gonna be foolproof: "You should leave, i'm gonna go to sleep now." And she was in my bed, curled up at the foot of it, and I just rejected her and was like, "I don't know why the hell you would stay here and sleep like that. You should just go back to your room".

So I can't sleep cause there's this chick at the foot of my bed under my covers with me, and I want her to get out cause i'm just so damn tired. So she starts creeping up and i'm all "wtf are you doing? I'm trying to get some sleep" all while she says nothing. Then I think it maybe finally clicked, she crawled up all the way, and I still questioned her motives the next few days. I convinced myself that girls just do that stuff, and that there was no way she was trying to get with me.

Then we started dating a couple weeks later.

And a short one from the same year...

Another time a girl and one of her friends came knocking on my door at 2AM on the night of her 21st and they were both drunk, moaning my name at my door and knocking hard. I pretended to be asleep...
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That's something for the other thread though.
 
JasonMCG said:
Haha...I know man. She was just so pretty.

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If this is true then I demand you get your man-card revoked. And your testicles conserved in a jar for biological research.
 
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