Weird shit you do

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When I'm by myself I have a tendency to improvise and sing songs about what I'm doing, while I'm doing it. I've often wondered what someone would say if they caught me at it.
 
I sit on the floor instead of sitting in a chair a lot.

I take my pants off to take a shit, also my shirt if it's a hot sticky day and I know I'm gonna be there a while.

I blow my nose into my hands and wash them instead of using tissues sometimes.

I talk to my pets a lot.
 
Übermatik;72614821 said:
Oh, and weird thing I do = standing on one leg like a Flamingo. Seriously, I stand there with one leg tucked upwards for like, half an hour, and don't even notice till people start asking questions.

My feathered brethren! Seriously, I catch myself doing this all the time and I have no idea why
 

Solon Solute

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I always lock doors. Sometimes without even being aware.
I like to clean when I'm angry.
I always sleep with a fan on. Even in the winter.
 

smr00

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I drink Maple Syrup from time to time. Something about it just...works for me.
I don't drink water. I hate the taste.
I won't touch anything that's been near peas and mushrooms. Use to be the same with onions, but I like the taste it leaves on burgers.
lolwut?

What do you drink? How are you alive?

To elaborate; I dont drink water, but that doesnt mean I dont drink anything made from or with water. I drink 3x the amount of drinks with water than milk. I loathe milk. But I still have it with cereal, and I love ice cream.
But what do you drink? Soda? You need to drink water bro.
 

iso135

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Pace when in deep thought.

Make lists (mental/physical) on everything and anything. Usually end up disregarding the list shortly thereafter.
 
lolwut?

What do you drink? How are you alive?


But what do you drink? Soda? You need to drink water bro.

I haven't religiously drank water since I was 7. I'm 21. I just drink Apple Juice, other fruit juices, and pop.

I'll only drink water if I NEED it and it's the only thing around (ex; going to an amusement park or zoo I ain't paying $7 for juice, I'll just drink the damn tap water)
 
I drink Maple Syrup from time to time. Something about it just...works for me.
I don't drink water. I hate the taste.
I won't touch anything that's been near peas and mushrooms. Use to be the same with onions, but I like the taste it leaves on burgers.
4 pages and not one warning of kidney stones, that's not like gaf.
 
What!! How can you not find it here?
Are there no local store in your city?

The only place I have found it is in local groceries where they make it themselves, and it tastes weird.

The only thing remotely green chile like I can find are anaheim peppers, which aren't green chile at all. And canned 'green chile' which is usually anaheim peppers :(

I also can't find brisket sauce, and get weird looks when I ask for it. The only brisket up here is 'corned beef'. /shudder
 

Meadows

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Leave the house late on the way to work

Like every fucking day I end up rushing to work.

I dunno what the fuck is wrong with me.
 
Got a bad habit of keeping a toothpick dangling outta my mouth at most times. For safety reasons. Have a constant anxiety that I have some shit stuck between my teeth.

Dental bills aren't cheap ya know.
 
The only place I have found it is in local groceries where they make it themselves, and it tastes weird.

The only thing remotely green chile like I can find are anaheim peppers, which aren't green chile at all. And canned 'green chile' which is usually anaheim peppers :(

I also can't find brisket sauce, and get weird looks when I ask for it. The only brisket up here is 'corned beef'. /shudder

Depending on where you live, Winco sells it. Maybe some local import stores.

As for the whole green chile fiasco... import stores, sometimes.
 

Symphonia

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I talk to myself while peeing. And I also have to have one hand resting on the wall while I pee.

I must have a glass of ice-cold orange juice and a bag of snacks to hand while playing a new game for the first time. The room I'm in must be spotless, too. This is a ritual.

I pull my hair out, literally.
 

Conor 419

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I used to thank my sixth form teachers after class and everyone thought I was well weird.

I still would, I loved my English Literature teachers Suzanne and Alison, I'd probably cry if I saw them again.
 
Depending on where you live, Winco sells it. Maybe some local import stores.

As for the whole green chile fiasco... import stores, sometimes.

When my mom drives up, she always brings a whole bushel of green chile with her. <3 my mom. I freeze it and eat well for a few months.
 

Friggz

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after i wipe i always check the check the toilet paper before putting it in the water to see what it looks like.
 
I do a lot of the stuff other gaffers do. I poop with no clothes on and I will sometimes take a shower in the dark. I also make small fists with my hands ever so often. I hate a lot condiments on stuff, Im not a fan of a lot of pizza toppings either. I dont think its strange, but I have been giving some looks by waiters
 

Invictus

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Whenever I go in the backyard for a smoke or to take the dog out at night, I piss in the yard. No need to walk all that way to the restroom.
Also I put mustard in my spaghetti.
 
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I'm 27 and I would still do this.



Yup. Yuuuuup.

I do the same thing lol

Not my video but brings up some good weird things we do lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AJpKt6UP08
 

Turok_TTZ

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I suck on my knuckles.
My legs shake for no reason when seated.
I bite my nails but not my toe nails.
I wear my watch on my right hand even though my right is my dominant hand.
I am thorough on wiping myself when in the bathroom.
I chew very fast and eat very fast.
 
Q

Queen of Hunting

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when i pee i have to do it round the inside of the toilet, especially at night because i think ill wake people up.

on my roast dinners i have to use burger sauce or i wont eat it.
 
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