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[AlexBasch]

Is this the Penises |OT|?

Is this where I go to talk about penises?

I was thinking the same thing. We might as well go with it.

And just as I typed this, a friend on Facebook shared a kinky pic and saying something along the lines of "size matters! "

She's 5" and extremely thin. Couldn't help but think of a non-gory rendition of Cannibal Holocaust if she gets it on with an above average dude.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I was thinking the same thing. We might as well go with it.

And just as I typed this, a friend on Facebook shared a kinky pic and saying something along the lines of "size matters! "

She's 5 and extremely thin. Couldn't help but think of a non-gory rendition of Cannibal Holocaust if she gets it on with an above average dude.

O_O

 

[Kwixotik]

I was thinking the same thing. We might as well go with it.

And just as I typed this, a friend on Facebook shared a kinky pic and saying something along the lines of "size matters! "

She's 5 and extremely thin. Couldn't help but think of a non-gory rendition of Cannibal Holocaust if she gets it on with an above average dude.

WAT

 

[Devolution]

O_O

Someone missed ft in there.

 

[AlexBasch]

O_O

Fucking ""'s are killing me tonight, hahaha. I'm not using GAF on the phone ever again.

 

[User 100115]

Is this before or after they actually experience huge dick?

This. Everyone talks about dick size so much that some women think they want it. Until they see it and go 'Um, you want to put that where, it's not going to fit!' Or they end up liking it and it fits just fine.

I was thinking the same thing. We might as well go with it.

And just as I typed this, a friend on Facebook shared a kinky pic and saying something along the lines of "size matters! "

She's 5 and extremely thin. Couldn't help but think of a non-gory rendition of Cannibal Holocaust if she gets it on with an above average dude.

Wait, a five year old was sharing what?

Edit: Phew.

 

[Vermillion]

I was thinking the same thing. We might as well go with it.

And just as I typed this, a friend on Facebook shared a kinky pic and saying something along the lines of "size matters! "

She's 5" and extremely thin. Couldn't help but think of a non-gory rendition of Cannibal Holocaust if she gets it on with an above average dude.

What the Smurf?

 

[Dark Stalkers]

She's 5 and extremely thin.

 

[freenudemacusers]

ah this thread

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

5 inches tall? Has she even left the womb?

 

[Sats]

Seriously, as a lady, if I was a guy, I would hate to have a huge dick. I'm told it can lead to painful and embarrassing erections, and I would be hurting every girl I fuck. Also, giant ones don't look very cute. Cuteness is like, the only visual plus a penis can have, man.

 

[Rickard]

And just as I typed this, a friend on Facebook shared a kinky pic and saying something along the lines of "size matters! "

She's 5' and extremely thin.

She could just be bragging about her tinyness.

 

[TAJ]

What the Smurf?

I interpreted that a different way, as in, "That's not a woman. That's a man, baby." or "That's not a clit. It's a space station.".

 

[AlexBasch]

See, this is what you get when you're not used to the American system. Devo is right, it's "ft". She's around 1.50m

From now on I'm posting in metrical units and you will like it.

Legend has it that if your shlong doesn't fit inside a toilet paper roll, you're fine.

brb

 

[Sats]

She could just be bragging about her tinyness.

Maybe she's a futa.

 

[Snakeyes]

Is 5.5 a good girth?


I honestly don't know.

Legend has it that if your shlong doesn't fit inside a toilet paper roll, you're fine.

 

[Deleted member 13414]

OP I sent you a private message. Look into it.

 

[triplestation]

my dick is only 4 inches

WIDE

 

[freenudemacusers]

See, this is what you get when you're not used to the American system. Devo is right, it's "ft". She's around 1.50m

From now on I'm posting in metrical units and you will like it.

"she's 1.5 and extremely thin" would be worse, I think.

 

[Spinluck]

Date only petite chicks.

I'm a little over 7", but my ex thought it was ginormous. Used to tell her it was 9" and she believed me.

 

[Banjotanooki]

Jerk off more.

 

[User 100115]

Date only petite chicks.

I'm a little over 7", but my ex thought it was ginormous. Used to tell her it was 9" and she believed me.

Petite doesn't matter. We have proof here in this very thread.

 

[Liberty4all]

Thread of the ages. Seriously this one is going places.

 

[WorldStar]

I just came back from China a few months ago.

Supposedly they have all sorts of TCM for sale there that can increase your penis size. YMMV.

 

[Platy]

Yes, but what do you see in the picture?

 

[Devolution]

Date only petite chicks.

I'm a little over 7", but my ex thought it was ginormous. Used to tell her it was 9" and she believed me.

More like date people with little or no experience so they don't know you're lying about your dick size.

 

[FallingEdge]

lol.

do what you do op. work with what is given <3

 

[Banjotanooki]

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

More like date people with little or no experience so they don't know you're lying about your dick size.

Inches.

 

[Acid08]

seriously, 'howard stern smallest penis'. go now.

Watched this, feeling like I have the biggest shaft in the world right now.

 

[Sats]

Or OP, you could embrace this whole little penis thing and become a worthy cuckold.

 

[Spinluck]

On a real not OP, learn to give so amazing head like some people already mentioned.

If you have the kiss of an angel down there, you will have all the tools you need.

Plus you're probably not as small as you think. There are positions to make every size work.

 

[MemoryHumanity]

Are you a grower or a shower? I'm around 6" erect. But flaccid, man...shit basically disappears. It's kinda embarrassing.

 

[Velti]

I feel you should all know that a sibling's friend's ex-husband apparently had a penis the size of a cheetoh.

True facts.

Also, that is all I know, so don't ask for more, just feel a little better about yourself.

Also, they divorced because he was cheating.

Spoiler

And a horrible, horrible person.

 

[TAJ]

Or OP, you could embrace this whole little penis thing and become a worthy cuckold.

It's not little, though. Unless he's measuring it wrong or his girth sucks.

 

[Lamel]

Could you imagine if your dick was a massive chode.

Like 15 inches in circumference. But only 3 inches in length.

Like a stub.

You'd just have to slam it on the outer surface of the vagina.

And if you were gay you would have other guys fuck you in your urethra, due to its massive size.

Just imagine.

 

[MemoryHumanity]

Also, they divorced because he was cheating.

Spoiler

And a horrible, horrible person.

And because he had Cheetoh dick.

 

[MrPing1000]

Could you imagine if your dick was a massive chode.

Like 15 inches in circumference. But only 3 inches in length.

Like a stub.

You'd just have to slam it on the outer surface of the vagina.

And if you were gay you would have other guys fuck you in your urethra, due to its massive size.

Just imagine.

lets not.

 

[jchap]

 

[Pop On Arrival]

Not gonna lie, OP. 5 is a definitely a bit below average, but watcha gonnna do? At least it's not a tiny shrivelled up micro-penis.

 

[Sats]

When I was little I thought gay guys fucked each other in the urethra and lesbians couldn't feel pleasure.

 

[Lamel]

I feel you should all know that a sibling's friend's ex-husband apparently had a penis the size of a cheetoh.

True facts.

Also, that is all I know, so don't ask for more, just feel a little better about yourself.

Also, they divorced because he was cheating.

Spoiler

And a horrible, horrible person.

The orange dick cheese.

 

[hateradio]

Could you imagine if your dick was a massive chode.

Like 15 inches in circumference. But only 3 inches in length.

Like a stub.

You'd just have to slam it on the outer surface of the vagina.

And if you were gay you would have other guys fuck you in your urethra, due to its massive size.

Just imagine.

Please . . . keep your imagination to yourself.

 

[Spinluck]

More like date people with little or no experience so they don't know you're lying about your dick size.

I was kidding for the most part.

The girls I've been with never really mention size all that much.

Porn has made a lot men think their manhood lies in the size of their dick, even though it doesn't matter that much. Besides I was younger when I lied about that, lol.

 

[TAJ]

Not gonna lie, OP. 5 is a definitely a bit below average, but watcha gonnna do? At least it's not a tiny shrivelled up micro-penis.

Counts as 6, man.

 

[Devolution]

I was kidding for the most part.

The girls I've been with never really mention size all that much.

Porn has made a lot men think their manhood lies in the size of their dick, even though it doesn't matter that much. Besides I was younger when I lied about that, lol.

Most of them will deal with whatever because they already like a guy. That's why I find the anxiety so weird.

 

[spiderman123]

i never measured my penis....meh the reviews have always been good

 

[Cooter]

You should check out the FitGaf thread. All of us there have small ones. It's why we want big muscles to compensate! At least that's what skinny guys tell us.

 

[MemoryHumanity]

And if you were gay you would have other guys fuck you in your urethra.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

This OP/thread reminds me of the last twenty minutes of the latest Bill Burr's Monday morning Podcast.


OP I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU GOOGLE "BILL BURR: MONDAY MORNING PODCAST JULY 22, 2013." And give at least the last half hour a listen.