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[Dicer]

Or OP, you could embrace this whole little penis thing and become a worthy cuckold.

Worst advice, lets demoralize him more...

 

[freenudemacusers]

You should check out the FitGaf thread. All of us there have small ones there. It's why we want big muscles to compensate! At least that's what skinny guys tell us.

plus all the steroids you guys do make them tiny

 

[maxxpower]

I guess I should be glad I'm a virgin. It's not like I'll ever satisfy a woman in bed so it's better if I just remain a virgin. GAF always destroys whatever little confidence I may have.

 

[Rokal]

Yeah, I was pretty surprised to learn the average penis size.

Canada has larger average penises than us? I don't want to live in this world anymore.

Also: green is clearly the color of envy.

 

[Cooter]

plus all the steroids you guys do make them tiny

Nah, that just shrinks our balls.

 

[katkombat]

I have a rather large and visually appealing penis.

Spoiler

if Im stuck with this fucking tag I might as well live up to it

lol

 

[TAJ]

I guess I should be glad I'm a virgin. It's not like I'll ever satisfy a woman in bed so it's better if I just remain a virgin. GAF always destroys whatever little confidence I may have.

Someone cut your tongue out?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Nah, that just shrinks our balls.

oh, well nobody cares about balls so you should be ok

 

[User 100115]

I guess I should be glad I'm a virgin. It's not like I'll ever satisfy a woman in bed so it's better if I just remain a virgin. GAF always destroys whatever little confidence I may have.

Are we reading the same thread? All the women in this thread are repeating, over and over, that it doesn't matter as much as guys think.

Edit: Oh god, Sats, you are so getting avatar quoted.

 

[Sats]

oh, well nobody cares about balls so you should be ok

I do

 

[Platy]

Most of them will deal with whatever because they already like a guy. That's why I find the anxiety so weird.

"Men marry so they can have sex
Women have sex so they can marry"

More uncle's wisdom ! xD

Canada has larger average penises than us? I don't want to live in this world anymore.

Also: green is clearly the color of envy.

And red is the color of anger

Also Brazil being bright green only means people here lie more =P

 

[Cooter]

oh, well nobody cares about balls so you should be ok

True. It's mostly so they don't look weird next to our exceptionally small units.

 

[spiderman123]

I dont think women care about penis size ..

 

[Aquavelvaman]

If I was a video game character I'd be Klonky Dong.

 

[Van Owen]

Gaf how do I smooth the wrinkles out of my balls

 

[Banjotanooki]

Yeah, I was pretty surprised to learn the average penis size.

....my penis is second biggest?!?!? o__0

 

[Dark Stalkers]

I do

What's the idea ball size?

 

[Spinluck]

Petite doesn't matter. We have proof here in this very thread.

Yea I know.

Most of them will deal with whatever because they already like a guy.That's why I find the anxiety so weird.

Exactly.

 

[Sats]

What's the idea ball size?

Relative to penis size I guess. I don't want skittles. I want to suck on jawbreakers.

It's all about hairless tho

 

[RobertM]

This OP/thread reminds me of the last twenty minutes of the latest Bill Burr's Monday morning Podcast.


OP I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU GOOGLE "BILL BURR: MONDAY MORNING PODCAST JULY 22, 2013." And give at least the last half hour a listen.

i like saying his name as Bill brrrrr.

 

[FallingEdge]

plus all the steroids you guys do make them tiny

oh man come check me out.

im kind of a big deal.

seriously, when angled the right way, i can fit two hands on it.

 

[gdt]

Yeah, I was pretty surprised to learn the average penis size.

dat Caribbean

 

[TAJ]

Gaf how do I smooth the wrinkles out of my balls

Heat.

 

[Derwind]

Relative to penis size I guess. I don't want skittles. I want to suck on jawbreakers.

It's all about hairless tho

Its super uncomfortable to shave your balls... and its super uncomfortable after you are done shaving.

 

[Evolution_1ne]

I guess I should be glad I'm a virgin. It's not like I'll ever satisfy a woman in bed so it's better if I just remain a virgin. GAF always destroys whatever little confidence I may have.

that's just sad

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

I guess I should be glad I'm a virgin. It's not like I'll ever satisfy a woman in bed so it's better if I just remain a virgin. GAF always destroys whatever little confidence I may have.

What are you being a baby about? Have you read the thread?

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

Balls are not jawbreakers Sats. Please do not bite my balls.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

ITT: GAF members pretend to have a huge penis.

 

[Devolution]

Size doesn't matter. For dudes who think it does, shove a baseball bat up your butt. Some of you will enjoy it but the majority wont. That's how it is for big dicks from what I've encountered.

 

[Derwind]

Size doesn't matter. For dudes who think it does, shove a baseball bat up your butt. Some of you will enjoy it but the majority wont. That's how it is for big dicks from what I've encountered.

Stealth brag?

 

[Buddha Beam]

Could you imagine if your dick was a massive chode.

Like 15 inches in circumference. But only 3 inches in length.

Like a stub.

You'd just have to slam it on the outer surface of the vagina.

And if you were gay you would have other guys fuck you in your urethra, due to its massive size.

Just imagine.

I have more girth than length. It's the only thing I have goin' for me down in the street below.

 

[flippedb]

Yeah, I was pretty surprised to learn the average penis size.

Both US and Rusia have small dicks. I'm beginning to understand the whole Cold War thing.

 

[Unbounded]

Size doesn't matter. For dudes who think it does, shove a baseball bat up your butt. Some of you will enjoy it but the majority wont. That's how it is for big dicks from what I've encountered.

Isn't this a bit contradictory?

"Size doesn't matter, except for when it's too big. Then it's completely unenjoyable."

 

[Devolution]

Stealth brag?

How is that a brag? I'm talking about what most other women tell me and what big dicked dudes as well. "Gotta be careful man most girls don't like being whomped."

Isn't this a bit contradictory?

"Size doesn't matter, except for when it's too big. Then it's completely unenjoyable."

If we're going into semantics sure. But it's obvious what that quote means.

 

[Sats]

Balls are not jawbreakers Sats. Please do not bite my balls.

You don't bite jawbreakers. You suck em dry.

 

[spiderman123]

Mosst girls hate guys with big dicks..it hurts ...don't let the pornos fool u

 

[Derwind]

How is that a brag? I'm talking about what most other women tell me and what big dicked dudes as well. "Gotta be careful man most girls don't like being whomped."

Sorry I read it wrong.

 

[FallingEdge]

How is that a brag? I'm talking about what most other women tell me and what big dicked dudes as well. "Gotta be careful man most girls don't like being whomped."

whoomp there it is

that's how we all should have sex

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 

[Van Owen]

I whomp mad bitches.

 

[UraMallas]

Holy shit at this thread. Sats is killing me.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

I don't have penis issues but have puked from being too drunk twice in the middle of the act.

12 inch girth would probably help

 

[Cooter]

I actually prefer to exaggerate the opposite direction when a discussion on penis size some how gets brought up. Telling people to imagine a baby carrot and that I'm slightly smaller than that. Telling them I haven't seen it in months. I have a six pack by the way! haha

 

[Amagon]

I name my penis Armando Cruise.

 

[Steamlord]

Gaf how do I smooth the wrinkles out of my balls

 

[Spinluck]

Its super uncomfortable to shave your balls

But if it's the only way to get your balls sucked, then it's worth it.

 

[Liberty4all]

Before I got married I always asked after sex.

never got a bad answer although they could have been lying lol

 

[RedAssedApe]

post is fake.

obviously you can't have a real life gf with a small penis.

 

[Sats]

Holy shit at this thread. Sats is killing me.

<3

 

[TAJ]

I don't have penis issues but have puked from being too drunk twice in the middle of the act.

12 inch girth would probably help

Humans pretty much max out at around 7".

 

[MuddyDonut]

This thread is missing dragon dildos.