WTF that's from my selfie folder.
Thank fucking GOD (or whatever the fuck) that I'm not cursed with a small dick. It must be the fucking worst.
This thread is missing dragon dildos.
Anyone else see the Mona Lisa?
Time to get the ruler out I guess...
But will they have spikes?I'm already off to make godzilla dongs a thing k.
Size doesn't matter as much as technique in the end. Don't let it bother you. Most penis enlargement stuff is a scam, dangerous, or temporary.
Dragon dildos are already a thing. You can try to make a godzilla based one if you want. I love godzilla though so I'd probably buy it and mount it on my wall or something.I'm already off to make godzilla dongs a thing k.
Stealth batStealth brag?
But will they have spikes?
Dragon dildos are already a thing. You can try to make a godzilla based one if you want. I love godzilla though so I'd probably buy it and mount it on my wall or something.
Ah no buy then. Unless there's an option to turn it off. I have roommates.They'll make noise. And a voice recording will yell "AHHHHHHHHH GODZILLA" when the thing feels like you climaxed.
Ah no buy then. Unless there's an option to turn it off. I have roommates.![]()
On your wall. Sure.
This thread was worth it.Look on the bright side, when you get a kidney stone it won't have as much penis to travel through when you pass it
Take it off baby bend over let me see itRight so for guys (not me, of course) with smaller to average sized dicks (let's say 5", though I'm huge, come on), what uh... what techniques can these unfortunate individuals use to pleasure their loved ones?
I'm just asking for anyone that might be too nervous to ask themselves. You know how it is.
Right so for guys (not me, of course) with smaller to average sized dicks (let's say 5", though I'm huge, come on), what uh... what techniques can these unfortunate individuals use to pleasure their loved ones?
I'm just asking for anyone that might be too nervous to ask themselves. You know how it is.
Take it off baby bend over let me see it
You looking for a real pussy eater? I can be it
Quit playing with me girl and bring that over here
And climb aboard my face, put that pussy on my beard
I ain't tryna take you shopping, buy your ass no shoes
I'm just tryna lick that clit while I'm looking up at you
No shame in my game, girl look back at me
I don't give a fuck if it's shaved or it's nappy
Long as it ain't nasty sanitation smelling
One whiff of that bitch, I'mma be bailing
If it's smelling sweet, I'll lick it for a hour
And even it's sour might lick it in the shower
I go dumb and ignorant when I'm on that clitoris
Lick your ass delirious, my tongue game so damn serious
So bend that ass over let me eat it from the back
Get some tongue stamina.
It is. I would recommend you the documentary, where they claim that making love to donkeys increases your penis length and makes you a better overall lover, but you must be willing to watch a guy have passionately steamy sex with one, as that is how it ends.
I can talk for hours without needing to take a breath, does that help at all?
Right so for guys (not me, of course) with smaller to average sized dicks (let's say 5", though I'm huge, come on), what uh... what techniques can these unfortunate individuals use to pleasure their loved ones?
I'm just asking for anyone that might be too nervous to ask themselves. You know how it is.
anybody with a micro pepe
Edit: LOL nevermind, tits in that gif.
Edit: LOL nevermind, tits in that gif.
Edit: LOL nevermind, tits in that gif.
I also go uhuh when watching these faces as well.Hahaha. But seriously some porn faces are so exaggerated or trying to look sexy that I just go "uhuh."
Right so for guys (not me, of course) with smaller to average sized dicks (let's say 5", though I'm huge, come on), what uh... what techniques can these unfortunate individuals use to pleasure their loved ones?
I'm just asking for anyone that might be too nervous to ask themselves. You know how it is.
They're just terrified their girl is going to pull the "your dick is small" line on them when she gets mad. It's why everyone says you really have to love yourself before you get involved with anything, because that shit shouldn't faze you. Logically, it's just as you say: she chose you and likes you.One thing i never understood is guys gettin insecure their girl had big dick in the past. She experenced it and she chose to be with u. If it were me id be more paranoid she aint ever tried. I know she be curious and do maybe.
They're just terrified their girl is going to pull the "your dick is small" line on them when she gets mad. It's why everyone says you really have to love yourself before you get involved with anything, because that shit shouldn't faze you. Logically, it's just as you say: she chose you and likes you.