I have a small penis

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Platy said:
This

In a world with lesbians I still can't believe how much people think that the penis size is so important.
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obviously lesbians are all into fisting, which is about the same size of the ideal penis. I've seen the videos. don't lie.
 
Do straight men feel uncomfortable and/or insecure using toys to pleasure their partner if they feel their own equipment is inadequate? I've heard mixed answers on this.
 
You're in good company

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Honestly, I'd just kill myself if my dick was even average size.

"Sure, let me spend 80 years on this planet without anyone ever being impressed when I whip out my dick!"

- loser's mentality personified
 
Secret_Riddle said:
If you want to speak biology, anything over 4 inches in length makes little difference to the vagina. Girth matter substantially more...and even then...5 inches in circumference is more than good enough if you don't suck in the sack.
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That's a big if there. At least my last girlfriend said I was getting better.
 
muddream said:
Honestly, I'd just kill myself if my dick was even average size.

"Sure, let me spend 80 years on this planet without anyone ever being impressed when I whip out my dick!"

- loser's mentality personified
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"I'd rather die than not impress people with my genitals."

- The mentality of a WINNER
 
This reminds me of that time in high school where I snuck in the girls toilets in between classes for a quick smoke with my friend and just above her head on the toilet stall were scrawled the words:

"Short and thick does the trick, long and thin will never win!"
 
Think of it like this:

It makes sense that the average penis is what women like on average since that's kind of how evolution works.
 
Sheik said:
Do straight men feel uncomfortable and/or insecure using toys to pleasure their partner if they feel their own equipment is inadequate? I've heard mixed answers on this.
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Can't say I've ever used toys with a girl but I'd have no problem with it. The name of the game is to get the girl off. Doesn't matter if you do it with flesh or plastic.
 
muddream said:
Honestly, I'd just kill myself if my dick was even average size.

"Sure, let me spend 80 years on this planet without anyone ever being impressed when I whip out my dick!"

- loser's mentality personified
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Wait, were you trying to say that the whole post was a loser's mentality personified? Because.

Also, if all the people with average-sized dicks killed themselves, then only people with above-average dicks would be left. And if everyone was above average... *chuckle* no one will be.
 
Sheik said:
Do straight men feel uncomfortable and/or insecure using toys to pleasure their partner if they feel their own equipment is inadequate? I've heard mixed answers on this.
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I don't speak for all straight men, but I love toys. Dated a chick once who used to work at a sex shop and that shit was fun.

My penis is 8-9in though. I guess I'm alright in that department.
 
jordan0386 said:
Stop preaching this.

if a woman isnt confident in you, what does loving your little dick really mean?

He is going to start eating pussy way above his caloric intake needs.
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I realise reading is hard so i'll try and repeat it for you. 5 inches isn't actually small, 5-6 inches is the average penis size. So the problem isn't that his dick is small.

I have no problem with him improving his technique with both his dick and his tongue but i see no reason for him to feel so self conscious about something that isn't really a problem.

Secret_Riddle said:
If you want to speak biology, anything over 4 inches in length makes little difference to the vagina. Girth matter substantially more...and even then...5 inches in circumference is more than good enough if you don't suck in the sack.
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I think this is a bit of a myth (that length doesn't help). anything above 4 inches may not make much difference to most vaginas (though it varies anyway) but in some positions the length definitely helps. Having said that you don't need to have a big dick to please a woman.
 
AdventureRacing said:
I realise reading is hard so i'll try and repeat it for you. 5 inches isn't actually small, 5-6 inches is the average penis size. So the problem isn't that his dick is small.

I have no problem with him improving his technique with both his dick and his tongue but i see no reason for him to feel so self conscious about something that isn't really a problem.



I think this is a bit of a myth (that length doesn't help). anything above 4 inches may not make much difference to most vaginas (though it varies anyway) but in some positions the length definitely helps. Having said that you don't need to have a big dick to please a woman.
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All that is well and good. But no man wants a 5 inch dick. Period.

At this point in my life I'll probably do anything to get a bigger penis.
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This is what he said.
 
jordan0386 said:
Chill. Pause.

Full stop.
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Pause what?

Seems to me the people making a big ass deal about dick size are shallow ass size queens who wouldn't know a good fuck anyway and dudes. If you're a heterosexual male, maybe realize most women couldn't give two shits. Learn to use a dick, your tongue and fingers and worry a hell of a lot less about the size you happen to be packing. It's just sad.
 
jordan0386 said:
All that is well and good. But no man wants a 5 inch dick. Period.
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That doesn't really change what i was saying. Whether they want it or not most men will have a penis around that size and they're all doing fine with it.

jordan0386 said:
This is what he said.
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I read what he said and that's because he is incredibly insecure.

jordan0386 said:
Majority of women mentally frown when they see a small penis.

The rest mentally laugh.
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You really seem to be fixed on this issue. It seems like you're either compensating or attempting a somewhat subtle brag (which is kinda hilarious on a videogame forum). Whatever it is i don't think you really know what you're talking about.
 
During high school I used to be friends with a group of girls as I used to mirage from one group to another. I would hear some pretty interesting topics; one day one of the girls was talking about a predicament she had between two guys. She had this childhood romance with this one guy which she described as her 'dream guy', you know, he made her happy. Things started to get pretty serious until she found out he only had a 5.5 inch penis. She dumped him immediately and instead went out with this guy who had a 9incher, who was also a well known drug dealer. All of the girls agreed that she made the right choice, even months afterwards when she turned up to school with bruises. I don't know what has happened to her, but the last I heard she was in drug rehab, and was a huge knob gobbler.

I'm not saying all women are sluts, but this is irrefutable proof that they are.
 
Devolution said:
Oh you know this how exactly?
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I have not encountered many women who have said that a small penis is attractive.

However, if she likes the dude. She has no choice but to take what he is offering.

There are plenty of world averages that are undesirable. Penis size is one of them.
 
Devolution said:
Pause what?

Seems to me the people making a big ass deal about dick size are shallow ass size queens who wouldn't know a good fuck anyway and dudes. If you're a heterosexual male, maybe realize most women couldn't give two shits. Learn to use a dick, your tongue and fingers and worry a hell of a lot less about the size you happen to be packing. It's just sad.
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what if they have a small tongue and fingers too?
 
jordan0386 said:
I have not encountered many women who have said that a small penis is attractive.

However, if she likes the dude. She has no choice but to take what he is offering.

There are plenty of world averages that are undesirable. Penis size is one of them.
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See you're saying that "average" is "small", when "small" is a relative term.

If they were undesirable, evolution wouldn't make them the average. And yes evolution has a vested interest in selecting penises that can cause women to orgasm, since the muscle vibrations during orgasm help the sperm travel to the cervix.


Also what are the other world averages that are undesirable? Just curious about that.
 
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