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[DirtRiver]

Since this turned out to become a kind of sex-ed thread, I might as well ask here since I have always had the question but never knew how to ask it. Is it a common characteristic of dicks that when they are not hard they get very small? Or the normal thing is for them to be always the same size and just get harder whey they are erect?

I have heard something along the lines of men being either "showers" or "growers" but because I can only do a n = 1 observation I thought I might ask other men.

Of course I'm first of a new page.

 

[Boom Boom Pow]

Good news, fella. I just asked my female employee, she said they usually don't give a shit unless it's pathetically small.

I'm gonna get sued, but I hope I've put your heart at ease.

did u really? proof or it didn't happen

 

[Twilight Gap]

Since this turned out to become a kind of sex-ed thread, I might as well ask here since I have always had the question but never knew how to ask it. Is it a common characteristic of dicks that when they are not hard they get very small? Or the normal thing is for them to be always the same size and just get harder whey they are erect?

I have heard something along the lines of men being either "showers" or "growers" but because I can only do a n = 1 observation I thought I might ask other men.

Of course I'm first of a new page.

Shrinkage

 

[rvy]

did u really? proof or it didn't happen

I did, but she's not gonna sue me at all.

Proof? Well she said that the girlfriend probably complained to at least 10 of her female friends about his penis size a long time ago, asking them advice about how to handle this.
This is irrefutable evidence that I asked her because, as a man, this shit would never even cross my mind.
Oh, she also said that if your girl is complaining about your penis size, unless you have 4 inches, you must be awful at sex.

 

[soepje]

Tell her she has the ugliest looking pussy you've ever seen. Smelliest too.

Jokingly, of course. Don't wanna hurt her feeling, do you?

 

[ArjanN]

Am I the only one who started watching porn pretty young and always thought his dick was only average but then found out it's actually big and the guys in porn are too fucking huge?

Not that's pretty common. A lot of guys have a skewed image of how big their dick should be/what an average dick looks like, like the OP for example.

Most porn stars are freaks. That's like thinking you're too short because because you're comparing yourself to a 7+ feet tall basketball player.

 

[UrbanRats]

Since this turned out to become a kind of sex-ed thread, I might as well ask here since I have always had the question but never knew how to ask it. Is it a common characteristic of dicks that when they are not hard they get very small? Or the normal thing is for them to be always the same size and just get harder whey they are erect?

I have heard something along the lines of men being either "showers" or "growers" but because I can only do a n = 1 observation I thought I might ask other men.

Of course I'm first of a new page.

What if someone looks like a grower.. but is really a shower?

 

[DerZuhälter]

Just say stop!

 

[Sutton Dagger]

Just start measuring in cm. 12.7 sounds bigger than 5...?

 

[Trojita]

I'd be interested in learning whether Jelqing scientifically works or not. You see people say it worked for them with growth of about 1-4+ inches, some people saying it didn't work for them, and some saying it made them impotent.

From what I've seen of the actual routine of how to do this "properly", it takes a lot of fucking time and dedication. A lot of the people that say they had gains were doing this for years, 30+ minutes every 2-3 days on a routine. You have to factor the people out that say it didn't work because they didn't commit at all to it and quit within a month. You also have to figure out whether the people that say they went impotent didn't follow the instructions correctly.

 

[RumblingRosco]

Find a smaller girl to have sex with.

 

[Hot Coldman]

I was really, really hoping this would be a prank thread made by OP's friend that he hadn't noticed yet

 

[Wallach]

Since this turned out to become a kind of sex-ed thread, I might as well ask here since I have always had the question but never knew how to ask it. Is it a common characteristic of dicks that when they are not hard they get very small? Or the normal thing is for them to be always the same size and just get harder whey they are erect?

I have heard something along the lines of men being either "showers" or "growers" but because I can only do a n = 1 observation I thought I might ask other men.

Of course I'm first of a new page.

It's definitely true, but to varying degrees for each dick. The entire member can also contract a fair amount due to different factors.

 

[shakin_haitian]

I'd be interested in learning whether Jelqing scientifically works or not. You see people say it worked for them with growth of about 1-4+ inches, some people saying it didn't work for them, and some saying it made them impotent.

From what I've seen of the actual routine of how to do this "properly", it takes a lot of fucking time and dedication. A lot of the people that say they had gains were doing this for years, 30+ minutes every 2-3 days on a routine. You have to factor the people out that say it didn't work because they didn't commit at all to it and quit within a month. You also have to figure out whether the people that say they went impotent didn't follow the instructions correctly.

If you like damaging your penis, possibly permanently, you should try jelqing.

 

[Andrew.]

"Your penis is really small."

"Well your vagina is really loose."

 

[Sialeeds]

When my boyfriend is in my pussy, my mouth or my ass it doesn't feel like he has a small penis.

 

[Twilight Gap]

Just start measuring in cm. 12.7 sounds bigger than 5...?

lol

 

[Andrew.]

When my boyfriend is in my pussy, my mouth or my ass it doesn't feel like he has a small penis.

Thanks for the information

 

[Joel Was Right]

GAF, how can I enlarge my penis? For real.
At this point in my life I'll probably do anything to get a bigger penis.

Does any of you had any success doing some of the exercises found in PE sites? I'm reading about that stuff but I haven't tested it yet.

My girlfriend said "jokingly" that I have a small penis, that shit really hurt

I think this is the bigger concern you have

 

[spindashing]

When my boyfriend is in my pussy, my mouth or my ass it doesn't feel like he has a small penis.

Okay.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

When my boyfriend is in my pussy, my mouth or my ass it doesn't feel like he has a small penis.

 

[Pop]

Perfect response

haha

 

[Wallach]

This gif was a lot better before I saw the clip from Assassins and now know he's making a really stupid noise when he does this.

 

[MYE]

When my boyfriend is in my pussy, my mouth or my ass it doesn't feel like he has a small penis.

 

[Kid Ska]

When my boyfriend is in my pussy, my mouth or my ass it doesn't feel like he has a small penis.

lol wow thanks for that.

 

[SgtCobra]

When my boyfriend is in my pussy, my mouth or my ass it doesn't feel like he has a small penis.

Que?
You goooo girl!

 

[strafer]

When my boyfriend is in my pussy, my mouth or my ass it doesn't feel like he has a small penis.

 

[TheContact]

The women I was with always complemented me on mine but I really don't think it matters. It's more about how long you can last and the movements of your body. My wife doesn't finish because my deek goes deep inside her, it's because of the way our bodies rub up against each other

 

[Twilight Gap]

When my boyfriend is in my pussy, my mouth or my ass it doesn't feel like he has a small penis.

 

[Kiraly]

I think that's the truth right there.

 

[Mistouze]

When my boyfriend is in my pussy, my mouth or my ass it doesn't feel like he has a small penis.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

I think this thread has jumped the shark.

 

[Wind's Howling]

Whenever a somewhat sexual subject is in the thread title or in the OP you just know the thread will deliver.

This is exactly what happened in here.

 

[Hot Coldman]

 

[Frost_Ace]

Since this turned out to become a kind of sex-ed thread, I might as well ask here since I have always had the question but never knew how to ask it. Is it a common characteristic of dicks that when they are not hard they get very small? Or the normal thing is for them to be always the same size and just get harder whey they are erect?

I have heard something along the lines of men being either "showers" or "growers" but because I can only do a n = 1 observation I thought I might ask other men.

Of course I'm first of a new page.

I thought everyone was a grower TBH...

 

[IceCold]

I remember asking two female friends what their preferred Dick size was (they used their hands). It couldn't have been more than 5"x5".

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

My girth is such that my girlfriend refuses to give me oral. Says it hurts her jaw. So it's not all bad OP.

 

[shira]

I suspect someone forgot to log out before they left whatever computer they were using.

I can blame 2-3 bans on this. Don't let idiots near your lapper

 

[RionaaM]

When my boyfriend is in my pussy, my mouth or my ass it doesn't feel like he has a small penis.

It may not feel like it, but is it?

 

[SiteSeer]

When my boyfriend is in my pussy, my mouth or my ass it doesn't feel like he has a small penis.

welcome junior, welcome.

 

[charsace]

I reach the second page only to see that the op's penis was 5 inches. I thought he had a 3 inch or less dick from the way he was talking in his first post.

 

[RobertM]

My girth is such that my girlfriend refuses to give me oral. Says it hurts her jaw. So it's not all bad OP.

Same here.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

When my boyfriend is in my pussy, my mouth or my ass it doesn't feel like he has a small penis.

Why isn't this on a plaque?

I've laughed out loud a few times with some of the gif and avatar quote responses lol

 

[Broder Salsa]

When my boyfriend is in my pussy, my mouth or my ass it doesn't feel like he has a small penis.

 

[toddhunter]

A think a lot of peoples insecurity about their size comes from porn. After all, when else do you see erect penises for comparison?

I was always worried because I felt I was only a bit over average.

So if you think it is small it probably isn't. Also a big penis? May be good for her...arguably but it is no good for you. You are going to be missing out on things.

 

[TrueBlue]

My girth is such that my girlfriend refuses to give me oral. Says it hurts her jaw. So it's not all bad OP.

 

[Mr.Ock]

A think a lot of peoples insecurity about their size comes from porn. After all, when else do you see erect penises for comparison?

I was always worried because I felt I was only a bit over average.

Poor thing!

 

[Shin Johnpv]

I don't see any reason to believe that the average size is aligned with women's preferences. This is just saying that women prefer well above-average.

You mean besides evolution? The most likely mates to pass on their genes are the ones who are having sex more often, which means they have dicks that match what the majority want.

 

[spock]

The exercises do work. I know this from experience. Was a pain in the ass to do overtime. The gain disappear if you stop or havent done it for ages as far as I know.

If your wondering why I know or would do this, well my size is average. My penis is pretty though

The bigger issue is that I'm a bigger guy so average looks smaller then it should. It was also a confidence thing. I can also tell you that technique is a MUCH bigger factor. I dont just mean actual sexual performance, I'm talking your presence, how you handle your partner, etc.

If you know how to build sexual tension and how to be a good lover MENTALLY your dick size will make very little difference.

 

[fluffydelusions]

GAF, how can I enlarge my penis? For real.
At this point in my life I'll probably do anything to get a bigger penis.

Does any of you had any success doing some of the exercises found in PE sites? I'm reading about that stuff but I haven't tested it yet.

My girlfriend said "jokingly" that I have a small penis, that shit really hurt

But she is still your gf right? Must be for another reason than penis size...just saying. I'm not a female but I'm guessing size isn't everything?