I have a small penis

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I can't even imagine the mental toll it takes on a guy when he's trying to long stroke a juicy ass from behind and his hobbit dick keeps slipping out.

Is big dick shaming is the new muscle shaming?
 
jordan0386 said:
I have not encountered many women who have said that a small penis is attractive.

However, if she likes the dude. She has no choice but to take what he is offering.

There are plenty of world averages that are undesirable. Penis size is one of them.
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I'm sure you have had this discussion with many women. You're making assumptions about what women are thinking and it's pretty clear you're making it up.

muddream said:
I can't even imagine the mental toll it takes on a guy when he's trying to long stroke a juicy ass from behind and his hobbit dick keeps slipping out.

Is big dick shaming is the new muscle shaming?
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Haha you guys really seem to need some validation. Are you really so offended that people in this thread are saying it isn't all that important?

jordan0386 said:
Just don't hit it from the back. Problem solved.
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What? There are positions where having a small dick may be a hindrance, doggy style isn't one of them. In fact i'm pretty sure it's usually one of the positions recommended for getting maximum penetration.
 
AdventureRacing said:
I'm sure you have had this discussion with many women. You're making assumptions about what women are thinking and it's pretty clear you're making it up.



Haha you guys really seem to need some validation. Are you really so offended that people in this thread are saying it isn't all that important?
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Big dick. No game. Such a shame.
 
If he wants a bigger dick. He has every right to want one. Clearly, his girlfriend does too.

I, however, have heard that some women want bigger than avg. Period.

To say that I haven't heard that is moronic because everyone has their preference for whatever.

I am not upset with anybody who is in the avg sized camp.
 
if you cant literally tear her entire body in half with your penis, then you are not a true warrior.

these are the harsh realities of Earth.
 
AdventureRacing said:
I'm sure you have had this discussion with many women. You're making assumptions about what women are thinking and it's pretty clear you're making it up.



Haha you guys really seem to need some validation. Are you really so offended that people in this thread are saying it isn't all that important?



What? There are positions where having a small dick may be a hindrance, doggy style isn't one of them. In fact i'm pretty sure it's usually one of the positions recommended for getting maximum penetration.
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And if you had a smaller than avg penis. It would look like you're fucking her, while running for the train.
 
maybe you should dress it up in accessories.

have you thought about buying some penis costumes op?

maybe a tiny cowboy hat, everyone loves cowboys.

or a top hat, top hats are classy.
 
She hurt your feelings and now you gonna blow your load on her face.

Step one - doggy style
Step two - when you are nearing end, spit on her back and wait for her to turn
Step three - surprise facial
 
J4g3r said:
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That's my favourite GIF ever.

I'm above average (over 7") but when I speak to girls about the subject they tend to say that they worry about it fitting if it's on the big side, especially if it's large in girth. I've had one person tell me she can't have sex with her boyfriend more than once every couple days because of his size.

The more you deviate from the average, the higher the chance of having a negative experience.
 
Revoh said:
GAF, how can I enlarge my penis? For real.
At this point in my life I'll probably do anything to get a bigger penis.

Does any of you had any success doing some of the exercises found in PE sites? I'm reading about that stuff but I haven't tested it yet.

My girlfriend said "jokingly" that I have a small penis, that shit really hurt :(
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How "small"?
If it's shorter/smaller than 9cm -> *youarealreadydead.gif*
 
jordan0386 said:
To say that I haven't heard that is moronic because everyone has their preference for whatever.
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I know for a fact that some women prefer bigger ones. Do you see the difference between saying that and saying that every single woman out there is laughing on the inside when they see a guy with an average size penis.

muddream said:
Personally, I believe it's part of the broader "let's settle for mediocrity" issue that's ruining 'merica.
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Lolwat? That only applies to things people can actually improve. I'm sure there are plenty of people who do settle for mediocrity but i'm not sure how that applies do something people can't change. Also make it less obvious you're trolling next time.

Devolution said:
Make a plaster cast of your dick. Bronze it. Wear it around your neck.
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I would but i don't want girls laughing and frowning on the inside when they see it :(.
 
Xzeon said:
do girls worry about the size of their clits?

i bet some are insecure.
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Vaginoplasty is becoming quite popular, though I assume women are insecure about the appearance of their labia and such more so than the clitoris.
 
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When I think if I'm adequate, I just think about all the girls who don't look like Scarlett Johansson and are asking themselves the same question.
 
It's pretty fucked up of your girlfriend to tell you that "jokingly". Especially since there's not much you can do about it without surgery. Someone already suggested this, but you should take one of her insecurities and do the same to her.
 
Am I the only one who started watching porn pretty young and always thought his dick was only average but then found out it's actually big and the guys in porn are too fucking huge?
 
Revoh said:
5 inches, but if I press down my fat pad it's 6 inches long. The thing is I probably need to go down to a very very low body fat percentage to begin losing fat in that area. And I have tried several times to lose more fat but my body just doesn't want to lose it anymore, even while doing intermittent fasting and stuff like that.
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Stop watching porn where the dicks are 9 inches long. 5 is the average length of a penis. Get over it and learn how to use your fingers and tongue if you're worried. And if things are too loose, fuck in positions where it becomes tighter. Don't spread her legs wide open for example.
 
Tell her she has the ugliest looking pussy you've ever seen. Smelliest too.

Jokingly, of course. Don't wanna hurt her feeling, do you?
 
Good news, fella. I just asked my female employee, she said they usually don't give a shit unless it's pathetically small.

I'm gonna get sued, but I hope I've put your heart at ease.
 
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