Someone post that Whitney Houston GIF.
I have a small penis
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MagicWithEarvin
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lol
WordAssassin
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It's hilarious to me that there are actual women in this thread going "Size does not matter to women" and then men going "Oh yes it does!"
Red Chocobo
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The opposite problem is just as bad, if not worse. As it can be painful and uncomfortable.
People always laugh when you say that your penis is too big. But it's actually a pretty serious problem for a lot of people and can put you off sex.
People always laugh when you say that your penis is too big. But it's actually a pretty serious problem for a lot of people and can put you off sex.
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Erect: 99.27%, 17 (along top, significantly more if we're cheating and going by side or from my asshole or something)
Flaccid: 17.1% to 72.3%, 277 to 829 (depending on temp and humidity, smaller if I've been in the pool)
Circumference: 99.9%, 0
Still jealous of the OP.
Flaccid: 17.1% to 72.3%, 277 to 829 (depending on temp and humidity, smaller if I've been in the pool)
Circumference: 99.9%, 0
Still jealous of the OP.
There I fixed it.
Mods haven't locked this thread yet because of how small our
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TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
On the plus side, a shorter penis is less susceptible to penile fracture.
...but slipping out can cause it. On second thought, that may be a wash. Needs more analysis.
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
That and people with good results are more likely to share them. But I've seen some hilariously bad measuring in porn scenes.
Aquavelvaman
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I think it's about time for a Small Penis Community |OT|
Acrylic7
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Erect
100%
In a room of 1000 guys, 0 should be larger
:O
HAhahaha
why am I still single ;_;
You forgot to whip your dick out, stick it in some hot coals, and brand their left ass-cheek with it.
Twilight Gap
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Is that site measuring in inches?
Jzero
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Ouch, right in the
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CIRCUMFERENCE said:
Oh well at least i got a good score for circumference.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Anybody got a 0% yet?
MrToughPants
Brian Burke punched my mom
freenudemacusers
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you guys must be really small, I got 100% across the board, and I even took off a centimeter or so to be nice.
I put my measurements in centimeters to inflate my ego. Got 100% everywhere as well.
Dark Stalkers
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They're only saying that because they don't want to be slut shamed for liking big cocks.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I always live my life by 90 percent rule. As long as I'm better than 90% of the rest of people in something I'm more than happy.
weekend_warrior
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I thought going from the balls is cheating?
DUFFMCWALIN
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My girlfriend said "jokingly" that I have a small penis, that shit really hurt
Thats SUPER fucked up.
freenudemacusers
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measure from the asshole for better consistency.
SquiddyCracker
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No, as it will result in a shorter measured penis - give it a go!
Rafa=FedKilla
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"Im gonna get a tattoo on my pelvis that reads "the pen is mightier than the sword" its the only way.
Twilight Gap
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The pen is also probably longer.
ColonelColon
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Do you expect women to always be totally candid about this subject?
Devolution
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We have been candid. I'm not really sure what your problem is. Are you trying to justify a decision you made?
He chose the wrong Colonel.
SquiddyCracker
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Please justify his godzilla dong.
The big dong patrol just felt insecure that a big one doesn't mean insta godlike sex.
Are you telling me that no woman would want to bang this guy?
Any woman would want their pussy to get falcon punched by this man's knob.
Devolution
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They should be more worried about stamina, positioning, technique, use of tongue and hands.
Are you telling me that no woman would want to bang this guy?
Any woman would want their pussy to get falcon punched by this man's knob.
I remember reading that this dude's foreskin can engulf a doorknob. I mean..........I just got to go take a shower, or get a job, or get off this damn internet.
Dark Stalkers
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I find that girls really enjoy being fisted. I have small wrists tho
Bam Bam Baklava
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How big do you have to be to fit into a magnum condom?
Not very big. They are the same size as normal condoms except they have more room for the head. Magnum XL are bigger though. Like 7 inches long or something.
Dark Stalkers
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about 5.5 around
Magnum condoms are supposedly the size of a regular condom.
Here's a condom sizing chart for you. Figure out your nominal width and go from there.
Thunder Monkey
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I hadn't measured since I weighed 280 pounds.
I went from a microcock to average. I had at least a half inch of fat sitting around my dick apparently. Because of this thread I measured myself for the first time in about eight years and I'm almost five inches. So around a half inch of fat was hiding it.
I'm like the most well endowed monkey on planet Earth.
I went from a microcock to average. I had at least a half inch of fat sitting around my dick apparently. Because of this thread I measured myself for the first time in about eight years and I'm almost five inches. So around a half inch of fat was hiding it.
I'm like the most well endowed monkey on planet Earth.
Gintoki313
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Erect: 61.8% In a room of 1000 guys, 382 should be larger
Flaccid: 82.8% In a room of 1000 guys, 172 should be larger
Huh, not bad I guess. I didn't know how to do the last one but I guess the first 2 are all I need.
Flaccid: 82.8% In a room of 1000 guys, 172 should be larger
Huh, not bad I guess. I didn't know how to do the last one but I guess the first 2 are all I need.
Trojita
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You think you had a micro dick when you were 4.5 inches instead of 5 inches? Wut.
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