SquiddyCracker
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No.
The only way to increase girth is to repeatedly get hard and soft.
That way, you're pumping so much blood into your penis, it expand the soft tissue within it.
I have a small penis
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The only way to increase girth is to repeatedly get hard and soft.
That way, you're pumping so much blood into your penis, it expand the soft tissue within it.
curlyfriski
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That's probably a sign it can't be done. Although losing weight seems to be effective.
Seriously?
Clearly you cannot weigh-in on penis talk until you have experienced a penis 1000 times.
I'm sure the majority of the guys here have experienced their penises at least that many times, therefore they are allowed to speak on them.
TAJ
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Yes. Everywhere but the penis.
SquiddyCracker
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Yeah, it's the same principle behind making other parts of your body grow.
Cause physical stress, rest, repeat and you'll see size gains.
hey_monkey
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Liu Kang Baking A Pie
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Everyone just send me photos of your dicks and I'll tell you if it's big.
wait what.. maybe... was his penis in it? I saw that chiseled face..
))So...repeated wankings?
SquiddyCracker
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Yeah, a lot of repeated wankings.
The penis isn't a muscle, so the sort of size gains you'll see there from stressing the physical structure of the penis will be minimal.
We're talking about wanking at least a hundred times a day.
Gintoki313
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It's amazing how insecure people are of their penis size as compared to their own height. I'm insecure about my bodily height (I'm 5 feet, 6 inches tall) , but I'm actually very content about my penis size.
How many of you would sacrifice some inches of height to improve your penis length?
How many of you would sacrifice some inches of height to improve your penis length?
I said earlier that mine is like somewhere in the 2-3 inches range >_>.
Devolution
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This is probably important a point to take. A woman doing casual hook ups is generally not the same as a woman invested in a partner already. That being said, most of the thread, I have argued under the impression that people date for a while, then she sees your penis.
weekend_warrior
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Damn, that's CHEEZMO level wanking.
Careful what you ask for...
Dorimukyasuto
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I've always suspected I might be on the small side. I also wear size 15 US shoes so I think people expect me to be substantially large, pretty sure I'm not.
wait what.. maybe... was his penis in it? I saw that chiseled face..
I meant his current one
computers putin'
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I'd post my stats, but I'd be stealth bragging, and bragging is tacky.
Yeah. Haven't you heard of penis curls?
Is that a challenge?
hey_monkey
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So, I'm sure in all these pages, this kind of thing has been said a million times, but it bears repeating again and again: fellas, your penis is not that important.
Okay, well, I mean, it's important. But the size is just not a tremendous deal. Sure, I guess it depends a little on lifestyle choices, but in the general, it shouldn't be a dealbreaker, and in a committed, loving relationship, it certainly shouldn't be.
I have experienced quite a few dongs in my day: short, long, skinny, thick, circumcised and not. Even fooled around for a while with a dude who had a micropenis, and though it didn't last long (the fooling, not the micropenis), that was more due to the fact that he was goddamned insane than due to the size of his dick. But the dick I like best is attached to my husband, not because it's particularly big or anything, but because we are 100% comfortable with each other and always do whatever needs to be done when we are having sexy times.
(Someday, my husband is probably going to find out how much I've discussed his dick on GAF and, I don't know, roll his eyes or something. I swear this is like the fourth time.)
My hubs has what can only be called a magical size-changing penis. The first time we made out we got very close, though clothed, and I thought he seemed on the small side. Whatever, thought I, it's fine, a peen is a peen. I've since learned that he takes being a grower to a whole new level, but it's always different. I never know what dick I'm gonna get when we go to bed. Sometimes it's a little below average in length. Sometimes that biz comes out swinging and he's well above average. I don't know. It's weird as hell, and the only one I've ever seen that's like that. I mean, I've seen some fluctuation, but we're talking about a span of 4.5 to just under 7 at different times, based sometimes on how long we fool around and sometimes on some mystical equation I haven't figured out. He's always about the same girth, but the length is wildly unpredictable.
And yet... the sex is always great. Always. And honestly, I prefer him somewhere in the middle, because when he's fully out there, it can get a little painful if we're not careful.
I've had plenty of bad sex and mediocre sex and great sex before this relationship, and the quality of the sex was never dependent on the size of the penis. The attitude, the approach, the moment, how into it (or not) we both were, these things all mattered. So if you're constantly worried about the size of your dick and freaking out about it, that might affect things, sure. And I'm not saying there aren't girls (and dudes) who don't care about the size of their partners. There are. But there are also girls (and dudes) who know that there's more to sex than a ruler measurement. Of course, you have to know it, too. And you have to be more than the size of your penis, whether it's big or small.
This totally turned into a feel-good PSA, I guess. Whatever. FEEL BETTER, GAF. ALL PENIS IS GOOD PENIS.
Everyone just worries so much. Am I good enough, am I big enough, am I hot enough, am I a good kisser, and we should all stop and relax and remember that sex is pretty glorious and if there's a naked willing person or two in the room with us, we should be pleased and try to please. The end.
Okay, well, I mean, it's important. But the size is just not a tremendous deal. Sure, I guess it depends a little on lifestyle choices, but in the general, it shouldn't be a dealbreaker, and in a committed, loving relationship, it certainly shouldn't be.
I have experienced quite a few dongs in my day: short, long, skinny, thick, circumcised and not. Even fooled around for a while with a dude who had a micropenis, and though it didn't last long (the fooling, not the micropenis), that was more due to the fact that he was goddamned insane than due to the size of his dick. But the dick I like best is attached to my husband, not because it's particularly big or anything, but because we are 100% comfortable with each other and always do whatever needs to be done when we are having sexy times.
(Someday, my husband is probably going to find out how much I've discussed his dick on GAF and, I don't know, roll his eyes or something. I swear this is like the fourth time.)
My hubs has what can only be called a magical size-changing penis. The first time we made out we got very close, though clothed, and I thought he seemed on the small side. Whatever, thought I, it's fine, a peen is a peen. I've since learned that he takes being a grower to a whole new level, but it's always different. I never know what dick I'm gonna get when we go to bed. Sometimes it's a little below average in length. Sometimes that biz comes out swinging and he's well above average. I don't know. It's weird as hell, and the only one I've ever seen that's like that. I mean, I've seen some fluctuation, but we're talking about a span of 4.5 to just under 7 at different times, based sometimes on how long we fool around and sometimes on some mystical equation I haven't figured out. He's always about the same girth, but the length is wildly unpredictable.
And yet... the sex is always great. Always. And honestly, I prefer him somewhere in the middle, because when he's fully out there, it can get a little painful if we're not careful.
I've had plenty of bad sex and mediocre sex and great sex before this relationship, and the quality of the sex was never dependent on the size of the penis. The attitude, the approach, the moment, how into it (or not) we both were, these things all mattered. So if you're constantly worried about the size of your dick and freaking out about it, that might affect things, sure. And I'm not saying there aren't girls (and dudes) who don't care about the size of their partners. There are. But there are also girls (and dudes) who know that there's more to sex than a ruler measurement. Of course, you have to know it, too. And you have to be more than the size of your penis, whether it's big or small.
This totally turned into a feel-good PSA, I guess. Whatever. FEEL BETTER, GAF. ALL PENIS IS GOOD PENIS.
Everyone just worries so much. Am I good enough, am I big enough, am I hot enough, am I a good kisser, and we should all stop and relax and remember that sex is pretty glorious and if there's a naked willing person or two in the room with us, we should be pleased and try to please. The end.
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Thunder Monkey
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hey_monkey... is your husband the Elongated Man?
Mr. Fantastic could work too, but the name Elongated Man just rolls off the tongue.
At different lengths no less.
Mr. Fantastic could work too, but the name Elongated Man just rolls off the tongue.
At different lengths no less.
That doesn't even sound a little fun, lol
hey_monkey
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Pretty sure he is not human, but don't care, keeping him.
Vermillion
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This is both funny and adorable.
User 100115
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So say we all. It is known. Now go out there, boys, and don't let the size of your dick affect your game.
hey_monkey
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TURNED INTO A GODDAMN HUGFEST UP IN THIS.
I had a weird dream where I was with a guy whose dick was big enough for be to wrap my thighs around and hug like a body pillow.
Who knew all these people had a common interest in small dicks?
Peter Bazooka
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People love talking about cocks.
hey_monkey
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I can't decide how I feel about this, but I suspect I'm going to think about it a lot.
Twilight Gap
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REAL TALK OT
I lost my shit right there lol
Vermillion
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^You there! I don't know why, but I love your username.
No, but being part of GAF Gold is a sign of having a big wang. And money.
No, but being part of GAF Gold is a sign of having a big wang. And money.
toddhunter
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Very good post and very good advice.
I will say though that it is focused on what happens after you are in the bedroom, where I agree it doesn't matter all that much and bigger isn't always better.
However for better or worse, a large penis can be a powerful marketing tool to get you into that position. Word of mouth, so to speak, can still work wonders for a more casual appointment.
ShironRedshift
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I'm quite alright with this. We could all do with a few more hugs. <3
Not if your small nub-like woody is going to be pressing in on my leg at the same time.
half chub hugs.
when the lights go out, just slip her this.
then later you can eat it.
win win baby.
Fuck I just almost choked to death laughing in the middle of the high street you fuck
ShironRedshift
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Never actually measured it before, since I don't really care that much (and haven't had any reason to), but I'm bored and a bit curious so no time like the present I guess... Let's see... About 6.5" apparently. I just wanted in on that hug action though, because HUGS ARE AWESOME. That is all.
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