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[NotTheGuyYouKill]

The thread: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156366953 (NSFW, second post has ass)

Originally saw this at: http://kotaku.com/bodybuilding-forum-freaks-the-heck-out-over-dudes-love-1185678305

The original story: Nerdy men of the Internet outraged that a nerdy man has landed 'a ton of hot girls'

The initial post:

There I was just minding my business looking at babes on FB that I have mutual friends with and this pic comes up

and I was like okay.jpg, so I keep digging

Da fuq is this.... he must be friendzoned hard as f*ck

Right???

F*ck my life.

The thread then devolves to 44 pages of bafflement, with most people trying to find an explanation as to how all these pictures as possible—guesses ranging from assuming the guy has money, is actually homosexual, lives in a small town if not is a white knight, to accusing the girls of simply being sluts or having low self-esteem. Few of the "guesses" could accept that maybe the guy has a good personality, or that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, even after the original poster came in the thread and debunked a lot of the assumptions. The reaction is absurd, hilarious, depressing and uncomfortable all at once (particularly when you consider some of these folks tried digging into the guy's life to figure out what was going on).

At this point, everyone starts having GIF meltdowns and freakouts and friendzone and Nice Guy and slut-shaming moments, and so on. It's like a GAF thread! But worse!

But to that kid, I say...

 

[GK86]

The hero gaf deserves.

 

[Lkr]

Why is kotaku reporting it?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Why is kotaku reporting it?

I honestly have no idea. I assume it's a cross post from Gawker or Jezebel?

Edit: No, it's just Kotaku doing a random off-topic story for the weekend.

 

[Crayons]

Take notes GAF

 

[Chance Hale]

Damn, those are some short shorts in the last picture.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Move over, Batman. I have a new personal hero.

 

[Phire Phox]

 

[Glorified G]

If you put all your self worth into your looks to appease others for superficial reasons. And you see someone who seemingly doesn't attain that kind of success. You would be salty as fuck too.

 

[friskykillface]

The king.

he takes no L's.

 

[dekline]

Whoa.

 

[Gorillaz]

For some reason bodybuilding forum always felt like Gaf's distant cousin. Idk why but I remember lurking it months ago and the "forum culture" at times felt like Gaf

 

[Nozem]

That kid seems like a really fun dude. Good for him!

 

[isual]

well.

shiet son .

obvious he's gay if you were readin the misc thread .

 

[Nikodemos]

Him a playa. Rezpeq.

 

[mrhGB]

10", confirmed.

 

[Savitar]

King of Kings.

 

[Kraftwerk]

What a BOSS.

/Salute

 

[Ahasverus]

I wish I was that happy. Bless that guy.

 

[- J - D -]

Good for him!. Obviously he's doing something right. And by something I mean uh-uh-uh.

 

[Lucario]

10"

10", confirmed.

fuck's sake

 

[KevinRo]

HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD?

 

[cheststrongwell]

Gotta be fake.

 

[brianjones]

so hes gay right?

 

[Sailor]

20+ page thread..calling it.

 

[kewlmyc]

He's like the real physical embodiment of an anime harem lead. My hat goes off to you sir.

 

[Frankie Williamson]

Boy has confidence. That's all you need.

 

[Himynameischris]

Crazy what a little confidence can accomplish huh?

 

[User 100115]

Wow, it's as if personality and confidence attract women instead of pocket books and muscles!

 

[Deaf Spacker]

Proof that looks aren't everything.

 

[Dmented]

Good for that kid. Hilarious a bunch of people are jealous of him.

 

[reKon]

Is this gonna be another legendary bodybuilding forums thread? Subscribed.

 

[Gorillaz]

Just hit me but is he wearing the same clothes in that last pic with him kissing the 2 different girls? 2 in a night?

 

[Grakl]

Good for him, and that forum is hilarious.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Wow, it's as if personality and confidence attract women instead of pocket books and muscles!

 

[mrhGB]

10"



fuck's sake

Great minds think alike. It's scary how we both thought of 10" though

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

Has he smashed though?

 

[brokenbeans]

Nah this doesn't add up I call bullshit.

 

[Timedog]

If you guys haven't seen hot chicks with average or even fugly dudes I guess you're hanging out with the wrong crowd.

 

[cheststrongwell]

 

[ciridesu]

Misc is legendary

 

[AlimNassor]

How the fuck is that even possible? I had fucking confidence and I still got shunned. I had a career goal, I had a job, I had money and was mature and yet I was still a fucking kissless virgin in HS. He's a fucking wizard.

24 going on 25 and I'm still a virgin. I hate this world.

 

[GK86]

nm

 

[Arozay]

Either rich or has a sister with hot friends with no self esteem.

 

[Kraftwerk]

In an infinite universe, anything can happen given enough time.

That's how I justify it.

 

[KevinRo]

Nah this doesn't add up I call bullshit.

It doesn't. Esp the pictures with multiple girls in the same scene.

I'm debunking this now. Mostly to put brain at rest because if this was real I would cry.

*edit*

Oh god, he was gay. Maybe he's acting gay to be around hot girls? Why would he have so many pics of him kissing them?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

If you guys haven't seen hot chicks with average or even fugly dudes I guess you're hanging out with the wrong crowd.

I have.

I study them intently. So that I can apply what they're doing with what I'm doing.

I AM COMING UP WITH NOTHING.

 

[Ahasverus]

The guy isn't even bad looking, clear up that acne, straighten his theeth and make him fit, and you have a nice cute boy with really pretty eyes.

 

[Crayons]

If you guys haven't seen hot chicks with average or even fugly dudes I guess you're hanging out with the wrong crowd.

No, we've definitely seen them alright...

 

[Derwind]

Its confirmed. There is a god.