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[FZZ]

IslandHead is mad he sucks at football.

 

[Sorian]

I don't like the sport is that a crime?

Yes, punishable by death.

 

[G-Fex]

I don't like the sport is that a crime? ]

Yes

You are herby sentenced to watch 100 hours of the american football you detest.

100 hours of games being played by......................The Cleveland Browns.

 

[IslandHead]

Yes

You are herby sentenced to watch 100 hours of the american football you detest.

100 hours of games being played by......................The Cleveland Browns.

I've never heard of that team, but the name sounds kinda racist, but I guess that is expected when the game is called American football....

 

[Arkos]

I don't like the sport is that a crime?

No but such a tired lame joke is

Edit: named after their first coach* smart guy. Now, the Redskins on the other hand...

 

[Gorillaz]

IslandHead is mad he sucks at football.

Most likely upset that football is the greatest thing in the world.

 

[JohnDoe]

Saw this in another thread, the Denialist seemed to fit this post to a T.

"Thinks hips really do move on their own."
What?

 

[IslandHead]

IslandHead is mad he sucks at football.

No. I'm decent at the ye'olde handegg. I dislike the sport because it dominates institutions of learning and causes brain damage. Most football teams cause universities to lose large sums of money, and often the head coach is the highest paid public figure in the state, earning millions of dollars. All while giving irreversible brain damage to college students who can't afford a college education without the blood sport.

Now, we're getting off topic... Perhaps a new thread should be made?

 

[Spinluck]

American Football should be renamed handegg, and then never played again....

/heelturn

 

[Kave_Man]

Yes

You are herby sentenced to watch 100 hours of the american football you detest.

100 hours of games being played by......................The Cleveland Browns.

Hey fuck you man!

Nothing gives you the right!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Considering we have images and Facebook links for 'Chris'... I'm surprised IslandHead didn't just interrogate him.

 

[Plywood]

Considering we have images and Facebook links for 'Chris'... I'm surprised IslandHead didn't just interrogate him.

WHERE IS SHE!?

 

[G-Fex]

Hey fuck you man!

Nothing gives you the right!

I kid I kid, Browns are a fine team.


Island is too busy bouncing a soccer ball off his head to be caring anyway.


SOCCER!

 

[The Flash]

Saw this Kotaku and was like this

 

[IslandHead]

Considering we have images and Facebook links for 'Chris'... I'm surprised IslandHead didn't just interrogate him.

I would do that, but I don't have a facebook account, cause the government reads your facebook account. However, they can't spy on your facebook when you don't have one... I out smarted them. Islandhead 1 - NSA 0

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I would do that, but I don't have a facebook account, cause the government reads your facebook account. However, they can't spy on your facebook when you don't have one... I out smarted them. Islandhead 1 - NSA 0

 

[cjtiger300]

No. I'm decent at the ye'olde handegg. I dislike the sport because it dominates institutions of learning and causes brain damage. Most football teams cause universities to lose large sums of money, and often the head coach is the highest paid public figure in the state, earning millions of dollars. All while giving irreversible brain damage to college students who can't afford a college education without the blood sport.

Now, we're getting off topic... Perhaps a new thread should be made?

Ugh, one of you people....

 

[FoxSpirit]

Has anyone ever thought, in all of these threads, across the entire internet, that maybe they should try to make a woman feel sexy? Of course theres obvious shit like "be confident" or "have your shit together", but why does everyone talk about it from a looking inward perspective, where they focus on how they themselves have to feel? How about focusing on how to make the woman feel wanted, feel safe, feel sexy, feel sexual. Focusing on that is going to work out a lot better than incessantly focusing on what you lack.

THANK YOU, based Timedog. I was already going nuts, I mean, how high do I have to push my self confidence? It's already pretty good yet... yet.

This is what was missing.

 

[Metalmurphy]

Who says you have to be attractive to have a pretty/attractive partner?

No one. You can also have money.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Who says you have to be attractive to have a pretty/attractive partner?

You have to lift.

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

Most football teams cause universities to lose large sums of money...

This is not true. The athletics department is almost always a separate entity from the university, and it generally is self-sustaining. In fact, football actually funds the non-revenue sports at most universities. It's a money maker.

 

[RedShift]

Yes

You are herby sentenced to watch 100 hours of the american football you detest.

100 hours of games being played by......................The Cleveland Browns.

So he only has to watch 14 minutes of actual game time?

Edit: This thread is making me question reality. Who knows what is true any more?

 

[Codernaut]

Fuck football, both of them. That's all I'm gonna say.

 

[shakin_haitian]

I get angry at the name rugby football as well.

 

[El'Kharn]

Has anyone ever thought, in all of these threads, across the entire internet, that maybe they should try to make a woman feel sexy? Of course theres obvious shit like "be confident" or "have your shit together", but why does everyone talk about it from a looking inward perspective, where they focus on how they themselves have to feel? How about focusing on how to make the woman feel wanted, feel safe, feel sexy, feel sexual. Focusing on that is going to work out a lot better than incessantly focusing on what you lack.

Brilliant comment, I'd even go so far as to say magnificent.

 

[Lunchbox]

it's like when nfl and fashion gaf gets salty of me

expect I'm prettier with a nicer tan and a six pack

 

[sixteen-bit]

Brilliant comment, I'd even go so far as to say magnificent.

Brilliant enough to necro even.

 

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

If you guys haven't seen hot chicks with average or even fugly dudes I guess you're hanging out with the wrong crowd.

My wife is ridiculously hot and I have no business being married to her.

Always saw her at work, in her uniform, hair up, frazzled, tired. Picked her up for our first date and whens he opened the door my jaw dropped and I thought 'Ffffffuck her room mate is fucking hoooooooooooooot".

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Brilliant enough to necro even.

It's that good a piece of advice.

My wife is ridiculously hot and I have no business being married to her.

Always saw her at work, in her uniform, hair up, frazzled, tired. Picked her up for our first date and whens he opened the door my jaw dropped and I thought 'Ffffffuck her room mate is fucking hoooooooooooooot".

Ha, that's adorable. Your wife knows that?

 

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

Ha, that's adorable. Your wife knows that?

Yeah, she got a good laugh out of it.