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[Enter The 36 Chambers]

How the fuck is that even possible? I had fucking confidence and I still got shunned. I had a career goal, I had a job, I had money and was mature and yet I was still a fucking kissless virgin in HS. He's a fucking wizard.

24 going on 25 and I'm still a virgin. I hate this world.

Expecting a lot more of these posts in here.

Confidence is king tho

 

[eastmen]

I can believe he pulled one or two of them as I've been lucky to play above my pay grade a few times before. But that was over the course of years and not over the course of weeks.

Anyway good for him

 

[Nikodemos]

Wow, it's as if personality and confidence attract women instead of pocket books and muscles!

Bigorexia is real, folks.

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=654567

 

[Mully]

Good for him, but if I were a girl being pursued by him I'd be pretty skeptical. He acts like he's met his soulmate with each new girl and why did the previous relationship fail?

There's at least two photos of him with two girlfriends he's madly in love with. He's fifteen, and each time he's been with someone he's acted as if he's going to marry them.

 

[daniels]

He probably gets that pussy wet with humour good for him

 

[- J - D -]

http://youtu.be/DnfSoaJxe3Y

That last girl knows what's up.

 

[Kickz]

 

[cheststrongwell]

Way too much wishful thinking in this thread.

 

[nailbombxx]

This guy clearly knows something that I don't.

He's fucking baller doe.

 

[brokenbeans]

It doesn't. Esp the pictures with multiple girls in the same scene.

I'm debunking this now. Mostly to put brain at rest because if this was real I would cry.

Just all looks staged to me.

If it was just one really hot girl I'd find that far more believable.

This is just some geeky gay kid with some pretty awesome hot friends trolling the internets.

 

[victreeb3l]

if hes a straight dude smashing all those girls, he is my new hero.

cant hate at all. dude must be really fun to be around.

 

[Dark Stalkers]

hopefully gaf loses its shit to

 

[Ahasverus]

Something doesn't add up though. But even him making those girls /accepting/ to be taken those pictures is already something.

 

[Chuck Norris]

Let's see if GAF can be as salty as BB

I somehow doubt it, that thread is overflowing with salt

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Don't hate, congratulate

 

[fawaz]

hopefully gaf loses its shit to

to what?

 

[Mesoian]

How the fuck is that even possible? I had fucking confidence and I still got shunned. I had a career goal, I had a job, I had money and was mature and yet I was still a fucking kissless virgin in HS. He's a fucking wizard.

24 going on 25 and I'm still a virgin. I hate this world.

He's probably super fucking funny. Like...Dave Chapelle status on an off night.

 

[Subtle]

Expecting a lot more of these posts in here.

Confidence is king tho

If you're complaining that you did "everything right" and you still didn't get any, then I'm sorry, but you must look like a tree.

 

[DrSlek]

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I suppose it's a little out of the ordinary, but nothing to get so worked up about.

Good for him, I guess.

 

[Madness]

Why is kotaku reporting it?

Because they've long lost any credibility as a games site and pick random stories to try and get the 14-36 age category to click somehow.

 

[enzo_gt]

That kid is winning so hard. Props to him.

/remindsselfthatimsingle,fuck

 

[Secret Fawful]

Good for him! Wish that was my childhood.

He's my new hero.

 

[RedSwirl]

It's like the people on that forum live in some alternate reality.

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

This is an elaborate prank by high schoolers

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Because they've long lost any credibility as a games site and pick random stories to try and get the 14-36 age category to click somehow.

Nerds + Hot Girls + Salt = PROFIT.

 

[ProfessorLobo]

So has this guy commented on any of the threads? I would like to know more about him.

 

[Subtle]

I've gotta say tho, why are those girls considered hot? Yeah, they're cute, but they've got bucketloads of eyeliner, and that scene hair... meh.

 

[donkey show]

How many pages can GAF make this thread go? Between Bat Affleck and this, the salt levels are strong on the net today. xD

 

[Timedog]

I have.

I study them intently. So that I can apply what they're doing with what I'm doing.

I AM COMING UP WITH NOTHING.

Has anyone ever thought, in all of these threads, across the entire internet, that maybe they should try to make a woman feel sexy? Of course theres obvious shit like "be confident" or "have your shit together", but why does everyone talk about it from a looking inward perspective, where they focus on how they themselves have to feel? How about focusing on how to make the woman feel wanted, feel safe, feel sexy, feel sexual. Focusing on that is going to work out a lot better than incessantly focusing on what you lack.

 

[Archpath1]

he's packing. has to be it.

 

[Mariolee]

If you put all your self worth into your looks to appease others for superficial reasons. And you see someone who seemingly doesn't attain that kind of success. You would be salty as fuck too.

And we're done here.

 

[Arkos]

HaterGAF

- He looks to young to have even had enough time to hook up with the girls in OP. Those are all different girls right? (or most of them at least)
- The street kissing photos look too similar
- The kisses look too peck-y
- I can tell from some of the pixels and etc.

I think it's awesome if true obviously but the pictures look ...weird, and not because of his appearance (I think at least. I'm not mean, am I?). Anybody else notice this, is there further evidence at the link?

 

[brokenbeans]

How many pages can GAF make this thread go? Between Bat Affleck and this, the salt levels are rising. xD

No salt here it's obviously a prank.

One that has clearly worked.

 

[Stencil]

Waaaait!! A New Theory Approaches...

Ok so in my highschool there was a kid just like this (or so it would appear.) He had slight Aspergers and in my opinion was a really great guy, I enjoyed him. Loved trains, radio broadcasts... But he was just SO damn naive that he was the butt of all jokes amongst the popular kids. So much so that the beautiful popular girls began to treat him like a real stud.

He had no idea he was obviously being put on, but had this been documented, these instances could've easily been spun as the OP's linked topic depicts.

He was probably just being "made fun of" and that material was in turn used to troll a bodybuilding forum. It's genius, really...

 

[GK86]

Mystery solved:

 

[Arkos]

Mystery solved:

Hahaha legend status confirmed

 

[Mr.Wreckless]

If he isn't smashing then there is nothing to discuss. Women love hanging around guys who know they have no shot at the ass and act accordingly. The moment that guy started trying to have sex with them they would cut him lose.

 

[Timedog]

Mystery solved:

hahahahahahahaha

 

[Anticitizen One]

Wile alot of you shrug it off I think this dude has like some genetic ability like in the show Fringe where he can control people's minds or something. Those last 2 photos take place on the exact same night in the same location so either he's paying them, they set it up, or he has some paranormal ability that needs to be investigated.

 

[Mistouze]

Wow, it's as if personality and confidence attract women instead of pocket books and muscles!

Science fiction!

 

[Derwind]

Has anyone ever thought, in all of these threads, across the entire internet, that maybe they should try to make a woman feel sexy? Of course theres obvious shit like "be confident" or "have your shit together", but why does everyone talk about it from a looking inward perspective, where they focus on how they themselves have to feel? How about focusing on how to make the woman feel wanted, feel safe, feel sexy, feel sexual. Focusing on that is going to work out a lot better than incessantly focusing on what you lack.

Slow clap?




*nods* Slow clap.

Mystery solved:

And we're done here. You win the internet.

 

[Mariolee]

Waaaait!! A New Theory Approaches...

Ok so in my highschool there was a kid just like this (or so it would appear.) He had slight Aspergers and in my opinion was a really great guy, I enjoyed him. Loved trains, radio broadcasts... But he was just SO damn naive that he was the butt of all jokes amongst the popular kids. So much so that the beautiful popular girls began to treat him like a real stud.

He had no idea he was obviously being put on, but had this been documented, these instances could've easily been spun as the OP's linked topic depicts.

He was probably just being "made fun of" and that material was in turn used to troll a bodybuilding forum. It's genius, really...

Actually have seen this myself as well. But at the most it was hugs, the guy in the OP has gotten some action.

 

[dekline]

Mystery solved:

rofl

 

[tborsje]

This might as well have been on this forum. There are so many dumb meatheads in some threads who define people as 'alpha' or 'beta' or whatever, judging people by muscle mass instead of more relevant measures such as personality and intelligence.

 

[Necromanti]

All that salt against Reddit, too. Something good came out of that thread, though. Oh yes.

 

[Sober]

Good for him, seriously. GAF should learn to be more like him.

 

[Gintoki313]

I can tell this kid is doing good. How you may ask...? I don't see any floating hands in those pictures.

EDIT: Also, from seeing those FB posts where he's just posting himself with different girls and kissing them. It's weird hearing all his friends etc, just making it positive and saying "here's another one." You should be happy for the guy, but the girls really don't care about being splattered all over on his FB?

 

[Nikodemos]

Mystery solved:

That's probably just a crease in his trousers...

<.<

>.>

 

[Vice]

A good personality, confidence and not getting butthurt over every rejection goes a long way.

@GK's post: That don't hurt either.

 

[Alienous]

Mystery solved:

I laughed out loud like an idiot.

Yeah, mystery solved.