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[SouthernDragon]

1) Bravo
2) The girl in the 4th pic?

Jesus Christ, I'd hit it so hard the impact would create a second Yucatan crater.

 

[FZZ]

Damn, good for that kid, but honestly I could see GAF flipping out like that bodybuilding forum. Lol.

 

[Grakl]

Gay-gaf why are you so interested in this thread?

 

[jts]

A good personality, confidence and not getting butthurt over every rejection goes a long way.

@GK's post: That don't hurt either.

Well, sometimes it can...

 

[ezekial45]

I swear it's like people don't go outside when they make those kinds of comments. You see all types of people as couples you wouldn't think were possible, but they are because at some fundamental level (aka not superficial) there is something between those two people that just 'click' (or maybe it is just huge dick > everything).

Again, you have to understand that this is from a bodybuilding forum that believes they can get anyone by achieving a certain physique. This kid basically crumbled a bunch people's world, just by being himself. That's all there is to it.

Honestly, none of this has nothing to do with them. They don't know these people, the situations, whatever. They're holding onto these ideals and beliefs of how human attraction works that are doing them more harm then good. People are attracted to good and positive people.

This outrage and anger is just narcissism. Pure and simple.

 

[Derwind]

Damn, good for that kid, but honestly I could see GAF flipping out like that bodybuilding forum. Lol.

Hasn't yet, so we're doing good.

This kid is going to grow up to be a legend though.

 

[Dr.Acula]

OP coming in to rip some new assholes.

Bi?! So he's getting dat pussy and dat cock? Can't hate the player! We all just on ten-days. *bow*

 

[vulva]

 

[enzo_gt]

the fuck

 

[Kayhan]

 

[JDSN]

Why is Kotaku reporting on this?

Edit: Oh, Patricia Hernandez. Good on the dude, a better example than that zyzz guy.

 

[Alienous]

Is this the same guy?

He's keeping his options open. Nothing can quench the insatiable thirst of trouser snake.

This was written for him.

 

[Vermillion]

Lmao @ "can you teach me to be you instead"

 

[Phire Phox]

what is the origin of the gif this gif is based on?

 

[-Kees-]

what is the origin of the gif this gif is based on?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaZu15iJE94

 

[triplestation]

So women are cool with fat guys as long as they have a huge dick?

That's like guys being cool with fat chicks as long as they got tight sugar walls

 

[ezekial45]

Not trying to hate on him, but if this guy changes his fashion sense and tones his body, he'll be nigh unstoppable. Seriously.

I honestly respect this kid. I wish I had that level of confidence when I was his age. I went to an all male high school and didn't start dating girls till college. It was difficult for me, even being a relatively decent looking guy, but I stuck with it. I bettered myself.

Seriously, be happy for this guy.

what is the origin of the gif this gif is based on?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaZu15iJE94

 

[Crayons]

Gay-gaf why are you so interested in this thread?

I forget that I like guys sometimes. I spent the whole first page thinking "Ughhh I am so jealous how come he has this many girls but I can't get one", then I remembered that I was gay.

 

[FZZ]

Hasn't yet, so we're doing good.

This kid is going to grow up to be a legend though.

I can agree with that. Hopefully he inspires others.

 

[Strike]

Dude is living the dream. Props to him.

 

[Chance Hale]

Perfect because the paint version makes it look like he's sniffing his finger.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Damn, those are some short shorts in the last picture.

One of the greatest garments a lady can adorn.

 

[brianjones]

"and im not afraid to throw down and fight"

 

[kurbaan]

 

[Darryl]

these guys must be living in some fantasy land if they think regular looking dudes can't get girls for reasons outside of appearance

 

[hillsighed]

He's just some dorky looking high school kid with very likely a ton of charisma and confidence. I don't really see what the mystery is here.

 

[cheststrongwell]

So women are cool with fat guys as long as they have a huge dick?

That's like guys being cool with fat chicks as long as they got tight sugar walls

Brah, that sounds like something a pencil dick beta would say!

 

[Phire Phox]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaZu15iJE94

Not trying to hate on him, but if this guy changes his fashion sense and tones his body, he'll be nigh unstoppable. Seriously.

I honestly respect this kid. I wish I had that level of confidence when I was his age. I went to an all male high school and didn't start dating girls till college. It was difficult for me, even being a relatively decent looking guy, but I stuck with it.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaZu15iJE94

Thanks!

 

[mrjohill]

...well he is getting his

 

[Nesotenso]

Why is kotaku reporting it?

this. do they just sift through reddit for this stuff ?

 

[bobbytkc]

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

 

[Ultryx]

What the fuck is going on? Who am I?

 

[Vermillion]

I forget that I like guys sometimes. I spent the whole first page thinking "Ughhh I am so jealous how come he has this many girls but I can't get one", then I remembered that I was gay.

omg, lmao

 

[vulva]

It's cracking me up how the kid says he's open to guys or girls, and that bodybuilding forum has reverted to "Oh he's just gay, so girls kiss him since he won't do anything. Nothing to see here".

Green's not a good colour on you, bodybuilding.com

 

[Lucario]

Gay-gaf why are you so interested in this thread?

it's hilarious

 

[ezekial45]

I forget that I like guys sometimes. I spent the whole first page thinking "Ughhh I am so jealous how come he has this many girls but I can't get one", then I remembered that I was gay.

This situation transcends sexual orientations. Amazing.

This kid has got a bright future.

 

[Arkos]

Welp, alrighty then. I guess he is legend. Awesome!

 

[out0v0rder]

i quit. later guys.

 

[ElbowRocket]

Welcome to the internet. Please for your own safety don't believe everything you see or hear.

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

So his bisexuality allows him the privileges of the gay best friend while also maintaining the illusion of being a pimp.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

I forget that I like guys sometimes. I spent the whole first page thinking "Ughhh I am so jealous how come he has this many girls but I can't get one", then I remembered that I was gay.

lol I like this kid and this thread more and more.

 

[Sai-kun]

boom, that's it

edit: kid's bi?

the fuck

im so jealous

im weak

 

[Fitrix]

He needs to write a book about how to be like him and I buy it day 1.

 

[Acrylic7]

It would help if you posted a guy with an attractive girl.

If you are looking at her face you are doing it wrong.

 

[Lucario]

He needs to write a book about how to be like him and I buy it day 1.

Chapter 1: pose with friends
Chapter 2: upload pictures to facebook
Chapter 3: enrage internet
Chapter 4: everyone is thinking about your penis

 

[-COOLIO-]

He needs to write a book about how to be like him and I buy it day 1.

same.

god damn.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

I forget that I like guys sometimes. I spent the whole first page thinking "Ughhh I am so jealous how come he has this many girls but I can't get one", then I remembered that I was gay.

LOL

 

[Dark Stalkers]

do people really think that's his penis

 

[mrhGB]

He needs to write a book about how to be like him and I buy it day 1.

No book will grow you a giant penis, that's a gift from God.

 

[DrFurbs]

Body building forums are ALL EXACTLY like this. A bunch of so called alpha males who think they have a right more than anyone else who is less built than they are to sexy girls.

God its literally handbags at dawn. They're like this in real life too. Its exactly the reason I got out of it. Ask they do is rag on people and inter fight and back stab.