Bodybuilding forum loses its shit over average kid's amazing love life. 44 Page Threa

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This guy needs to give me some tips. Physically I am ok, not fat, not skinny either. I like to think I have good fashion sense and I seem to get alot of smiles/looks when I'm out. But I usually put that down to politeness. I guess my main problem is the talking part and reading signals.

Went out a few weeks ago, didn't even talk to a girl. Next thing I know we were dancing and snogging for an hour and a half...... If only it was always that easy.
 
Infinite_Daremo said:
Did this reach other major sites like 4Chan and Reddit? It'd be interesting to see differing reactions besides swoll douches... even though they were pretty funny.
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Yea, reddit had a thread about it. The BB thread talks about it in the later pages of it.


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That thread reminds me of that recent GAF thread that showed that people become more depressed by Facebook, because they take these little snapshots in time and extrapolate some amazing life this person is having based on them. Which in turn makes them feel worse about their own lives.

You are actually seeing that effect in real-time.
 
The kid reminds me of the kid from 2 Stupid Dogs.

I thought GAF told me most girls don't want a huge schlong?
 
Rad- said:
Reminds me of my old high school class mate. He was quite average looking but he had a very unique style of humour and it could make anyone piss their pants with laughter. He attracted hot girls with that alone.

Either this kid is just like him or super rich. Good for him in either cases.
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I bet you $100 it wasn't that stupid sarcastic wit that many basement dwellers always seem to try.

Edit: Make that $10,000
 
That should be inspiration, cause for celebration, not anger and jealousy. But yeah you know how a Alpha do. So suffer, I say.
 
I don't even know how anyone could get mad over this, funny shit. Good for him.

Smiley90 said:
I LOVE the fact that this thread shows up 24h after the friend's gf thread, in which there was way too much bullshit alpha/beta talk.

Hilarious.
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Isn't all that stuff just a running gag? No way people are serious.
 
you have missed out on teenage love
you’ll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you’re gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you’ll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say “I love you”
you’ll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you’re in your 20’s now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love

oGTCOqI.jpg
 
Alienous said:
You can be funny, flirty and have good timing. But you can still be dismissed by a single syllable, and that's how the game works. But, unlike women, each engagement whittles down your spirit. More than anything, to be successful in talking to women, you just need to indifferent about the result. 'It would be great if I could get a date, but if not, whatever'.
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Yeah, in all of my experience with women, and after many long term relationships and just as many break ups, this is a truth I have come to learn the hard way. In short, the more needy you are, the less likely the case that it will work out. You really do need to be strong enough to not be broken or suicidal if things just don't work out. It's this kind of confidence, the kind where you can flirt and hit on girls but simply not truly care one way or the other if you are successful or not, that attracts women.

It's why every time I've met a woman that I ended up in a long term relationship with, and I mean every time, it was during a phase where I was not looking, I was "done" with women for awhile, and I was single and loving it and wanting to spend some time on my own for a bit. Whenever I get to that point, I seem to attract women like moths to light.



Maybe this kid simply doesn't give a fuck, he is just flirting to have fun and enjoy himself, and the girls pick up on that? Seems likely to me.
 
A video of his interaction with these girls would paint a clearer picture. Judging by how many 'OMGs' he dropped and how active he was when the topic shifted to the way Kaitylyn was acting at that party would speak volumes. Nevermind general body language.

Eitherway good for the kid. He's obviously enjoying life. What type of savage doesn't want a kid to enjoy life?
 
Agnt said:
Lol, people don't realize that confidence >>>>> looks still. Come on internet
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But these are bodybuilders, people who have spent a significant portion of their time and energy focussing only on their looks. Not surprising they can't see any deeper than the top level. Vain, judgemental people.

That kid does look proper nerdy though. Good on him.
 
I'm still in disbelief, here I won't even attempt a shot at a girl because I'm not fit enough and this dude is smanging girls like crazy.
 
Brawly Likes to Brawl said:
Whether its real or not, the idea of people getting so salty at the concept of an average guy getting beautiful women is side-splitting.
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dude is far from average looking.

he's a poster guy for some bad taste nerd referencing ad.
which is the beauty of it.

I will always be fascinated by girls' choices, even if they choose me.
 
Probably has a big dick, confidence is usually tied to that. Its kind of like how some really really hot women don't have to have a personality to get ahead in life(not saying all women are like that).
 
Jedeye Sniv said:
But these are bodybuilders, people who have spent a significant portion of their time and energy focussing only on their looks. Not surprising they can't see any deeper than the top level. Vain, judgemental people.

That kid does look proper nerdy though. Good on him.
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Its funny because those people probably have shitty self-esteem which is why they work out (not saying all of em but most) to try and compensate.
 
bud said:
you have missed out on teenage love
you’ll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you’re gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you’ll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say “I love you”
you’ll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you’re in your 20’s now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love

oGTCOqI.jpg
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GAFs been on fucking fire lately.
 
Agnt said:
Its funny because those people probably have shitty self-esteem which is why they work out (not saying all of em but most) to try and compensate.
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The gym is full of the most insecure men on earth.

I can't even go anymore (I try to get there when they open and leave before the meat gets there) they are all standing around watching each other, and waiting to see whose looking at them.
 
This is the same situation as one of those pick up youtube video threads. There isn't a way to quantify his success or how far he is getting with these women. A kiss? Does he get their numbers? Does he fuck them? A picture isn't really indicative of anything.
 
Props to the kid. But just because one guy is doing it, it doesn't mean that its cool to avoid bettering yourself and looking good. I know that some are just too ready to ditch everything because they see this kid winning.
lil smoke said:
The gym is full of the most insecure men on earth.

I can't even go anymore (I try to get there when they open and leave before the meat gets there) they are all standing around watching each other, and waiting to see whose looking at them.
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Eh...

This sounds like it was written out of insecurity.

Jus sayin
ThisWreckage said:
This is the same situation as one of those pick up youtube video threads. There isn't a way to quantify his success or how far he is getting with these women. A kiss? Does he get their numbers? Does he fuck them? A picture isn't really indicative of anything.
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Its still better than the people with imaginary girlfriends and the guys who're too scared to even approach a woman in the first place. Miles better. Whether he's smashing or not, he's doing a hell of a lot better than most.
 
Goddamn more muscle shaming? I thought you weaklings learned your lesson. Our ratings are going to tank without muscles.
 
I'm browsing the BB thread and see this!! I'm finished for the week!!!

I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, David and John. David was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but John was tall, lean, muscular and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when John would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand John.

I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.

Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. David and John had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1AM (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), John walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away.

He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked somem more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving John ****. John seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that John wasn't wearing any underwear.

But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so ****ed up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it - I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw John standing righ tin front of Amy with a HUGE ****ing bulge in his pants - just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.

He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered "ohhhhhhhhhhh" as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed - **** I could see it throb thorugh his pants - Amy just gasped again and looked up at him.

"What?" John asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked "can i see it?" John stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated - or looked back at me for an "OK" - just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I coudl see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting.

She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, thick, heavy and muscular. The head was a big purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygod..ohmygod...ohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch.

John just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too.

Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and John sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and John's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but John's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.

She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.

John's dick was so ****ing big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to **** right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. John pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).

He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, John dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But **** - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They ****ed for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.

I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they ****ed. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never ****ed again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy.

But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER ****ed me like she did John and the things she said about John - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.

Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her". So there ya go.
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I CAN'T F'N BREATH!!!! LLLLLLOLOLOL!!!!!L!!!
 
DY_nasty said:
Its still better than the people with imaginary girlfriends and the guys who're too scared to even approach a woman in the first place. Miles better. Whether he's smashing or not, he's doing a hell of a lot better than most.
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Having fool's gold in hand and a empty hand is really the same thing.
 
DY_nasty said:
Eh...

This sounds like it was written out of insecurity.

Jus sayin


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It sounds like?

You need to recalibrate your internet character assesments.
I'm a very confident person, I could go on to explain about my life, but I'm not going to.
My point stands with my experience. Your mileage may vary.
 
I can vouch for this kid. I'm incredibly beautiful and have no personality and I never get girls.
 
There's a lot of clear subconscious psychological effects at play here.

As others have already noted, there is confirmation bias here: many dedicated weight lifters are motivated highly by sexual selection, and as such seeing a doughy boy do better than they do with women would imply that all their hard work is for nothing (at least when it comes to sexual selection).

This is a very powerful subconscious motivator. As another, some people who have worked hard to gain citizenship in their adopted countries react with particular and special venom to the notion of relaxed citizenship requirements; they may have worked very hard for years to achieve their goal, so they are resentful of the notion that future applicants may find it much easier. It's a very common psychological effect that motivates people powerfully and, typically, subconsciously.
 
Alienous said:
I think I've figured this out. He must be Derren Brown'ing this shit.

How do you beat 20 chess grandmasters? You play them off against each-other.

He finds girl #1, takes a cute photo. Shows girl #2, who now doesn't think he's out of her league, gets an even cuter photo.

Escalation.

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We call that George Costanza'ing
 
lil smoke said:
It sounds like?

You need to recalibrate your internet character assesments.
I'm a very confident person, I could go on to explain about my life, but I'm not going to.
My point stands with my experience. Your mileage may vary.
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I'm just going off of what you said. If I said that I don't like shopping for clothes because everyone at the mall is shallow and judging then I'd expect people to think that I'm on the insecure side too.

Home to the most insecure men on Earth? Naw.
deejay8595 said:
I'm browsing the BB thread and see this!! I'm finished for the week!!!


I CAN'T F'N BREATH!!!! LLLLLLOLOLOL!!!!!L!!!
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fawkin right
 
bud said:
you have missed out on teenage love
you’ll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you’re gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you’ll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say “I love you”
you’ll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you’re in your 20’s now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love
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the saddest thing is I used to be at least somwhat like that guy, hanging around with hot girls, flirting and if circumstances hadn't changed I might have gotten together with one. But I had to move away and lost all my friends and became a pathetic shut in...
 
DY_nasty said:
I'm just going off of what you said. If I said that I don't like shopping for clothes because everyone at the mall is shallow and judging then I'd expect people to think that I'm on the insecure side too.
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I would think that you are exaggerating to make a point.

But I am still able to see the point whether I agree or not.

Insecure? I am not able to read that thru a sentence. But you were incorrect. I am not insecure. Sorry. Wrong guy.
 
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