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[BocoDragon]

I like how some people immediately think that all of the posters there are superficial steroid freaks just because they post on the miscellaneous section of a bodybuilding forum.

gaffers gonna gaf I guess

Dude: Nerds.

 

[Lucario]

Which was funny because it highlighted how Bobby isn't really anything like his father. The episode about Dale's gay dad is great, too.

Spoiler

I can't believe it!

My own father... G...OVERNMENT!?!?

 

[Trojita]

I like how some people immediately think that all of the posters there are superficial steroid freaks just because they post on the miscellaneous section of a bodybuilding forum.

gaffers gonna gaf I guess

It's like expecting that people play games on an off-topic section of a video game forum.

 

[Fireblend]

I wonder if there's a forum somewhere with a thread called:

"Gaming forum loses its shit over bodybuilding forum losing its shit over average kid's amazing love life."

 

[Grakl]

Spoiler

I can't believe it!

My dad's a f.....FEDERAL AGENT!

Are you sure that's what he said? That he's g..overnment?

Yessss XD

 

[AlexBasch]

you have missed out on teenage love
you’ll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you’re gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you’ll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say “I love you”
you’ll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you’re in your 20’s now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love[/IMG]

Oh man, good thing I experienced teenage love (albeit it was horrible as fuck) or else I'd be horribly depressed. I'm a bitter and overall not pleasant person now and reading this would have been the last push, haha.

It's like expecting that people play games on an off-topic section of a video game forum.

But no one plays videogames in GAF.

 

[Crayons]

I had a dream about rich girls thanks to this thread, but I can't remember any of the specifics.

 

[TheMightyOneWon1]

...Hundreds and hundreds of posts across multiple forums and not one person has pointed out that that is exactly how girls interact with boys that know they are gay? (Even if the boy doesn't?)

My mind is being blown.

 

[Easy_Money]

It's like expecting that people play games on an off-topic section of a video game forum.

That's funny because most of the misc doesn't even lift.

 

[Grakl]

I had a dream about rich girls thanks to this thread, but I can't remember any of the specifics.

Maybe this kid is the gay-to-straight therapy that religious groups are looking for.

 

[Lucario]

Maybe this kid is the gay-to-straight therapy that religious groups are looking for.

He isn't even ugly. Mean!

 

[freenudemacusers]

...Hundreds and hundreds of posts across multiple forums and not one person has pointed out that that is exactly how girls interact with boys that know they are gay? (Even if the boy doesn't?)

My mind is being blown.

nope, you are the first to crack the case

 

[StickSoldier]

I think boulder colorado.

Legalized weed and fine women? I know where I'm moving next...

 

[TheMightyOneWon1]

I saw in the first post some people thought that, but what I don't understand is why people are working themselves into a tizzy over it. You would think none of these people have seen an adolescent gay guy in their lives.

This isn't rocket science yet people are acting bamboozled. I don't get it.

 

[Blair]

I AIN'T BUYIN IT

 

[freenudemacusers]

what I don't understand is why people are working themselves into a tizzy over it.

because it cuts too deeply

 

[segasonic]

 

[Crayons]

Maybe this kid is the gay-to-straight therapy that religious groups are looking for.

Ok, I remember now. There was no sex involved. Sorry, false alarm.

 

[Incognito]

Just hit me but is he wearing the same clothes in that last pic with him kissing the 2 different girls? 2 in a night?

And? I've had sex with two different girls on the same night, within hours. That's what happens in your formative years in HS and College. NBD.

 

[Riggs]

God damn lol

Rather bang Lucy

 

[Grakl]

Ok, I remember now. There was no sex involved. Sorry, false alarm.

No, you're lying to yourself! Fight the gay!

 

[jtran1988]

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Mystery solved:

Whitezilla.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Whitezilla.

Why can't it be his personality?

Spoiler

Whitezilla

 

[TheMightyOneWon1]

because it cuts too deeply

But cuts deeply into what?


Is there this reservoir of hidden jealousy over a gay kid being able to be playfully sexual around girls?

What is the dynamic here that has got people so riled up?

 

[freenudemacusers]

But cuts deeply into what?


Is there this reservoir of hidden jealousy over a gay kid being able to be playfully sexual around girls?

What is the dynamic here that has got people so riled up?

Because this 'gay' kid (he said he is bisexual earlier in the thread) is getting more kisses from chickas. It's a numbers game.

 

[Riggs]

But cuts deeply into what?


Is there this reservoir of hidden jealousy over a gay kid being able to be playfully sexual around girls?

What is the dynamic here that has got people so riled up?

No pussy

That's the dynamic

 

[TheMightyOneWon1]

Because this 'gay' kid (he said he is bisexual earlier in the thread) is getting more kisses from chickas. It's a numbers game.

But plenty of teenagers do the "bi-now-gay-later" act.

It's clear both genders agree he's not sexually attracted to these girls in any way, shape, or form.

So why the hysteria?

 

[Plywood]

Oh man, good thing I experienced teenage love (albeit it was horrible as fuck) or else I'd be horribly depressed. I'm a bitter and overall not pleasant person now and reading this would have been the last push, haha.

I didn't experience it and I'm doing alright, infact the gang's all here:

 

[Grakl]

But plenty of teenagers do the "bi-now-gay-later" act.

It's clear both genders agree he's not sexually attracted to these girls in any way, shape, or form.

So why the hysteria?

or maybe he's bi

 

[TheMightyOneWon1]

or maybe he's bi

Spoken like a true straight guy that never had to deal with sexual identity issues in high school.

Look I can't claim that I definitively know what that boy experiences.

But it's clear as day those girls don't detect one iota of sexual attraction from that boy, and I know from experience that plenty of gay teenage boys say they're "bi" as a stepping stone to fully coming out.

I just feel like this picture isn't hard to figure out.

 

[javac]

Facebook, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There's a reason why this website is the worst hell on earth... Hope.

Every man who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to the Facebook wall and imagined getting a girlfriend. So easy... So simple... And like men turning to porn from uncontrollable thirst, many have fapped trying.

I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize the internet, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can get a girlfriend so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to "stay in the ass."

You can watch me torture an entire website and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill average kid's  destiny...

We will destroy the Internet and then, when it is done and Gaf is ashes, then you have my permission to enter the friendzone.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I think the point is these girls are just friends. If you wanna commend him for having a bunch of chick friends go for it but he's not some playboy.

 

[FallingEdge]

Legalized weed and fine women? I know where I'm moving next...

fuck boulder

bunch of hippies and overpriced housing

 

[TheMightyOneWon1]

Exactly.

And the only conclusion I can draw is people would rather entertain the hypothetical scenario (what if a dorky chubby teen was able to bag the kind of girls that I, who looked similarly in high school, couldn't?!) than the actual one (girls are playful with gay guys, news at 11).

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

what a beast.

time to step my game up at college.

 

[Riggs]

what a beast.

time to step my game up at college.

.....

 

[Lucario]

Spoken like a true straight guy that never had to deal with sexual identity issues in high school.

I can confirm that this statement is ludicrously false about Grakl.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

I didn't experience it and I'm doing alright, infact the gang's all here:

Which reminds me:

 

[freenudemacusers]

I can confirm that this statement is ludicrously false about Grakl.

spill the tea

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Facebook, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There's a reason why this website is the worst hell on earth... Hope.

Every man who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to the Facebook wall and imagined getting a girlfriend. So easy... So simple... And like men turning to porn from uncontrollable thirst, many have fapped trying.

I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize the internet, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can get a girlfriend so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to "stay in the ass."

You can watch me torture an entire website and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill average kid's  destiny...

We will destroy the Internet and then, when it is done and Gaf is ashes, then you have my permission to enter the friendzone.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Facebook, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There's a reason why this website is the worst hell on earth... Hope.

Every man who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to the Facebook wall and imagined getting a girlfriend. So easy... So simple... And like men turning to porn from uncontrollable thirst, many have fapped trying.

I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize the internet, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can get a girlfriend so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to "stay in the ass."

You can watch me torture an entire website and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill average kid's  destiny...

We will destroy the Internet and then, when it is done and Gaf is ashes, then you have my permission to enter the friendzone.

oh man how did I miss this

 

[robotzombie]

I first read this as "amazing love of life" and thought it was going to be some kind of heartwarming tale

Turns out it was just some heartwarming tail

 

[Grakl]

Spoken like a true straight guy that never had to deal with sexual identity issues in high school.

Look I can't claim that I definitively know what that boy experiences.

But it's clear as day those girls don't detect one iota of sexual attraction from that boy, and I know from experience that plenty of gay teenage boys say they're "bi" as a stepping stone to fully coming out.

I just feel like this picture isn't hard to figure out.

I'm gay, thought I was bi last year, thought I was asexual in high school. Tried to date a girl and that definitely didn't work out.

spill the tea

He's my boyfriend.

 

[Woody Invincible]

I'm not seeing the problem here. I'd like a new show off thread with all the wives and gfs with no make-up. That would be interesting.

 

[CornBurrito]

But plenty of teenagers do the "bi-now-gay-later" act.

It's clear both genders agree he's not sexually attracted to these girls in any way, shape, or form.

So why the hysteria?

You seem to think bisexuality is a myth.

 

[TheMightyOneWon1]

I'm gay, thought I was bi last year, thought I was asexual in high school.



He's my boyfriend.

So then you know! In fact you did it!

K

You seem to think bisexuality is a myth

Ill give that a 6.

Good try.

 

[KingFire]

Based off your comments, its quite obvious you are still in high school and have no idea what you want to do with your life. You are probably struggling with your remedial English class and are worried you can't live up to your mom's 2.2 GPA standards. You come to the misc thinking that we're all uneducated and aren't in college, but you find out that you're wrong and that we, for the most part, are smarter and have better physiques than you, and now you're going to go cry.

This is a post from the BB.com thread.

and I thought GAF was bad....

 

[JohnDoe]

I saw in the first post some people thought that, but what I don't understand is why people are working themselves into a tizzy over it. You would think none of these people have seen an adolescent gay guy in their lives.

This isn't rocket science yet people are acting bamboozled. I don't get it.

"We're just fooling around haha"

 

[TheMightyOneWon1]

"We're just fooling around haha"

:/ I've literally kissed a dozen of my straight girl friends like that.

That really is pretty normal.

Especially in a theatre club or group of all places, which is where that picture looks like it might be.