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[Gr1mLock]

May i just reiterate. Good work young sir. Good work. Keep that hope alive

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

:/ I've literally kissed a dozen of my straight girl friends like that.

 

[RumblingRosco]

This dude was born with his hands firmly placed on the shoulders and waists of the hot female nurses and OB/GYN that delivered him.

An interviewer once asked if he has ever hover-handed, he simply displayed a photo of him side-by-side with the interviewer's mother, his hand firmly wrapped around her waist.

 

[Dark Octave]

I'm gay, thought I was bi last year, thought I was asexual in high school.



He's my boyfriend.

I got into debates with people here over the whole "born this way" issue.

I knew not EVERYBODY in the whole world knows exactly what they are from childhood. We as humans have to have the ability to feel things out for ourselves and on some level, make a choice. Of course I'm not saying all make a choice, but some, why not. They basically said that was impossible (I also have friends who have switched), but that's another argument. Sorry to derail.

 

[VanquishUK]

:/ I've literally kissed a dozen of my straight girl friends like that.

That really is pretty normal.

Especially in a theatre club or group of all places, which is where that picture looks like it might be.

You're trying too hard.

 

[Lucario]

Ill give that a 6.

Good try.

Just because Grakl and I tried to pretend we liked women out of shame in high school -- and yes, I accept that this is common -- doesn't mean this dude doesn't eat at Arby's.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Just because Grakl and I tried to pretend we liked women out of shame in high school -- and yes, I accept that this is common -- doesn't mean this dude doesn't eat at Arby's.

dying

 

[FallingEdge]

more power to this kid.

do what you do brah

 

[TheMightyOneWon1]

It really does happen folks.

I've also grabbed ginormous boobies over and over and over again (with permission, of course).

This chubby kid doesn't have any secrets you all didn't, he's just gay (sorry, "bi").

 

[TheMightyOneWon1]

Just because Grakl and I tried to pretend we liked women out of shame in high school -- and yes, I accept that this is common -- doesn't mean this dude doesn't eat at Arby's.

I have never eaten at Arby's


But then again I never tried to act like I was bisexual for a period before just being gay.

That must be the relationship.

 

[Grakl]

It really does happen folks.

I've also grabbed ginormous boobies over and over and over again (with permission, of course).

This chubby kid doesn't have any secrets you all didn't, he's just gay (sorry, "bi").

them quotes

sorry you don't think bi people exist, you're not gonna get anywhere in this discussion

 

[3N16MA]

He took some pics with a bunch of chicks and got a few kisses. No reason to be outraged.

 

[Riggs]

That kid is about Bi as Richard Simmons.

 

[Lucario]

That kid is about Bi as Richard Simmons.

Robots are asexual.

 

[TheMightyOneWon1]

them quotes

sorry you don't think bi people exist, you're not gonna get anywhere in this discussion

I think bisexual people are probably some of the most under-reported people in society.

But this is a topic about human behavior. We're looking at body language and assessing.

And under that context, I'm sure we all knew a few teens that were like "....so I'm bi" as a stepping stone to fully coming out.

That kid is about Bi as Richard Simmons

Basically this.

 

[Grakl]

I think bisexual people are probably some of the most under-reported people in society.

But this is a topic about human behavior. We're looking at body language and assessing.

And under that context, I'm sure we all knew a few teens that were like "....so I'm bi" as a stepping stone to fully coming out.

doesn't mean he's not bi

 

[SmokyDave]

It really does happen folks.

I've also grabbed ginormous boobies over and over and over again (with permission, of course).

This chubby kid doesn't have any secrets you all didn't, he's just gay (sorry, "bi").

Man, you're really invested in this kids sexuality.

Huh.

 

[Kwixotik]

Guys, it's all a lot more funny if we just pretend he's straight and laugh about it

 

[TheMightyOneWon1]

doesn't mean he's not bi

Lets put it this way:


There is no way that kid is attracted to girls, or even more certainly, no way those girls detect any attraction from him.

The label discussion is superfluous.

 

[Grakl]

Lets put it this way:

There is no way that kid is attracted to girls, or even more certainly, no way those girls detect any attraction from him.

The label discussion is superfluous.

mmk, then maybe he's attracted to both guys and girls, and girls are attracted to him

 

[No Love]

Lets put it this way:


There is no way that kid is attracted to girls, or even more certainly, no way those girls detect any attraction from him.

The label discussion is superfluous.

I like that your subjective opinions are stated as if they're objective fact.

Who gives a fuck if the kid is straight, gay, bi, the Predator, Scooby Doo, whatever. Dude hangs out with cute girls, gets to kiss up on them and get touchy-feely, and that makes other people jealous because they're insecure about their own ability to accomplish the same feats.

End of story.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I like that your subjective opinions are stated as if they're objective fact.

Who gives a fuck if the kid is straight, gay, bi, the Predator, Scooby Doo, whatever. Dude hangs out with cute girls, gets to kiss up on them and get touchy-feely, and that makes other people jealous because they're insecure about their own ability to accomplish the same feats.

End of story.

favorite poster material

 

[TheMightyOneWon1]

mmk, then maybe he's attracted to both guys and girls, and girls are attracted to him

I think the real answer is that those girls are lesbians and you're just blinded by the stereotype of how lesbians are supposed to look!

 

[Stet]

Everyone involved in this story is about 16, which is coincidentally the number of pages this thread has and how much grown adults should give a shit on a scale from 1-1000.

 

[akira28]

So page 2 he had a huge dick, and now page 16, he's bi?

wait, he's also a kid? if he's actually a kid, bish and evilore should personally torch this thread.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Everyone involved in this story is about 16, which is coincidentally the number of pages this thread has and how much grown adults should give a shit on a scale from 1-1000.

more like 1-100,000

 

[Count Dookkake]

So page 2 he had a huge dick, and now page 16, he's bi?

wait, he's also a kid?

Binormous.

 

[Winterfang]

I'm not seeing the problem here. I'd like a new show off thread with all the wives and gfs with no make-up. That would be interesting.

I think some random guy approach her thinking she was a prostitute that very day.

 

[fader]

McLovin' would be proud...

 

[Gr1mLock]

So page 2 he had a huge dick, and now page 16, he's bi?

wait, he's also a kid? if he's actually a kid, bish and evilore should personally torch this thread.

Yes. ..maybe

 

[TheMightyOneWon1]

I like that your subjective opinions are stated as if they're objective fact.

Who gives a fuck if the kid is straight, gay, bi, the Predator, Scooby Doo, whatever. Dude hangs out with cute girls, gets to kiss up on them and get touchy-feely, and that makes other people jealous because they're insecure about their own ability to accomplish the same feats.

End of story.

I like how you dismiss my own opinions-as-fact, and then proceed to post opinions-as-fact acting like sexual orientation has nothing to do with this.

You wanna get touchy feely with girls in a playful, friendly way?

Well checking off the "It doesn't matter your orientation" box isn't gonna be the correct answer.

 

[Grakl]

So page 2 he had a huge dick, and now page 16, he's bi?

wait, he's also a kid? if he's actually a kid, bish and evilore should personally torch this thread.

shoulda been torched a while ago, this is the body builder thread-lite

 

[phosphor112]

Mystery solved:

I was gonna say, probably a big penis.

Maybe.

 

[SmokyDave]

I like that your subjective opinions are stated as if they're objective fact.

Who gives a fuck if the kid is straight, gay, bi, the Predator, Scooby Doo, whatever. Dude hangs out with cute girls, gets to kiss up on them and get touchy-feely, and that makes other people jealous because they're insecure about their own ability to accomplish the same feats.

End of story.

He's also got a huge grin in every picture. Who cares where you're sticking your dick if you're enjoying life that much. Good on 'im.

 

[KefkaPalazzo]

Rock on.

 

[Dany]

So page 2 he had a huge dick, and now page 16, he's bi?

wait, he's also a kid? if he's actually a kid, bish and evilore should personally torch this thread.

Yeah...this thread is weird.

 

[Cosmic Dreams]

Binormous.

fuck.. HAHA

 

[dark_chris]

Reminds me of my childhood. I might have not been attractive but I had charisma and sway.
Kudos to this guy.

 

[zero margin]

lol the misc, I got mod negged for talking shit about Nick Saban, place is a joke.

 

[Plywood]

Which reminds me:

 

[No Love]

I like how you dismiss my own opinions-as-fact, and then proceed to post opinions-as-fact acting like sexual orientation has nothing to do with this.

You wanna get touchy feely with girls in a playful, friendly way?

Well checking off the "It doesn't matter your orientation" box isn't gonna be the correct answer.

Because your opinions are judgmental and unnecessary. Why is sexual orientation so important to you? Why do you need to judge him so badly and assert your opinion about what gender he likes to lay pipe down on?

Please, explain to me why it's so important.

He's also got a huge grin in every picture. Who cares where you're sticking your dick if you're enjoying life that much. Good on 'im.

Right? Dude is winning, no matter what his sexual orientation.

 

[mr2xxx]

Yeah...this thread is weird.

This thread pretty much turned into the BB thread which is ironic.

 

[Riggs]

Everyone involved in this story is about 16, which is coincidentally the number of pages this thread has and how much grown adults should give a shit on a scale from 1-1000.

favorite poster material

 

[demon]

favorite poster material

Not quite. He's a 50-posts-per-pager.

 

[Riggs]

Not quite. He's a 50-posts-per-pager.

we can't all be undercore 100CC'n bitches livin that hi speed thug life

 

[andymcc]

man this thread is really creepy.

grown men jealous of some high school kid. smh.

 

[lmpaler]

It really does happen folks.

I've also grabbed ginormous boobies over and over and over again (with permission, of course).

This chubby kid doesn't have any secrets you all didn't, he's just gay (sorry, "bi").

My buddies and I used to joke about how we should tell every woman we meet that we are gay and play it off because every gay guy I know has a either one or many hot women as friends and he feels them up and they chuckle and laugh and kiss and all that.

Totally boggled my mind when I first saw it when I was 19 lol.

 

[TheMightyOneWon1]

Because your opinions are judgmental and unnecessary. Why is sexual orientation so important to you? Why do you need to judge him so badly and assert your opinion about what gender he likes to lay pipe down on?

Please, explain to me why it's so important.



Right? Dude is winning, no matter what his sexual orientation.

Because, the fact is, girls will behave differently toward you depending on your sexual orientation, and you saying the guy is "winning" regardless is sort of, I don't know, dense? considering if his only relationship with them is as friends, then I doubt he even sees it as "winning".

Pointing out this obvious fact has nothing to do with judgment or whether it "matters" or not.

There's no reason to be silly, that's just how it works.

 

[akira28]

you have missed out on teenage love
you’ll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you’re gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you’ll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say “I love you”
you’ll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you’re in your 20’s now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love

still wanna sing this like Morrissey though.

 

[No Love]

Because, the fact is, girls will behave differently toward you depending on your sexual orientation, and you saying the guy is "winning" regardless is sort of, I don't know, dense? considering if his only relationship with them is as friends, then I doubt he even sees it as "winning".

Pointing out this obvious fact has nothing to do with judgment or whether it "matters" or not.

There's no reason to be silly, that's just how it works.

...And your point is? Your idea is a bit invalidated as women behave that way to men of all sexual orientations. You think it's exclusive to non-straight males? lol. So like I said, what does it matter if he's gay or not?

And how is he not winning? Read my first post to you. He's got entire forums of jealous guys hating on him and trying to pick apart his life and personal details in an attempt to figure out why he's getting what they're not, including you!

And if the fact is so obvious, why do you need to point it out?