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[MrToughPants]

#dead

Lol fuck

Is that from misc?

Link?

 

[Gr1mLock]

I dont even..

 

[Cameron122]

He's gonna bring the smackdown to his haters with his monster johnson

Spoiler

and sincere sensitivity

 

[Anticitizen One]

That kid reminds me of "Nice guys of the internet" or whatever. I think its fake just for lolz and attention

 

[Darknight]

This kid is mah nigga, aight.

Yo GAF, how do we get this pimp an account? Maybe he can share his wizdom with us.

 

[Z..]

I know a guy just like this. Personality goes a loooong way.

 

[Vermillion]

I know a guy just like this. Personality goes a loooong way.

...Come to think of it, I think I do too. Lots of people joked on him behind his back or whatever, cuz he looks 12 and is an ass sometimes, but I think he's doing decent...

 

[IceCold]

Lol fuck

Is that from misc?

Link?

Yeah but It's actually a meme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta

 

[Sub_Level]

Good for that kid.

Im good looking and dont get much, but I realize this is due to some od my issues like confidence and not getting out there. If you can be charming you can get girls

 

[Host Samurai]

Good for him, though those chicks are not even that hot. Maybe 6/6.5..still out of his league looks wise. More power to him

 

[pompidu]

Here you go. It's pretty weird:

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

I refuse to believe this is true.. I just can't. wtf

 

[Sub_Level]

Considering that some people here suffer from depression or are depressed including me I don't think this was appropriate or necessary

I know the feeling. But if anyone depressed is reading this, know that I went through severe depression (I was suicidal) and you can get out of it. You can get better and stronger and happier. Its taken years. This wont cheer you up much if you're truly depressed, but putting it out there

 

[IceCold]

This entire situation made me think of this comic:

 

[FStop7]

Why does it always come back to people deciding it must be that someone has a lot of money or a big dick?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Why does it always come back to people deciding it must be that someone has a lot of money or a big dick?

this is how it works

"Women must like guys with big muscles, I see big muscle guys with women"

*works out*

*no women*

"Hmm, well women also like guys with lots of money and a nice car"

*works overtime for a year and gets new car*

*no women*

"Aha! It's not muscles, money, or cars... It must be dick size"

*jelqs endlessly for three months*

*no women*

etc etc

 

[Vermillion]

Why does it always come back to people deciding it must be that someone has a lot of money or a big dick?

Worldview is shattered. Any one of these:

1) The person is *beautiful*, and they feel like only their sort should be entitled to such sex
2) The person is *beautiful*, and they're not having sex, so something is terribly wrong
3) The person is unattractive/average and they're not having sex... but they do everything right, and they make external associations for their failures
4) They worked hard on their appearance and other people should, too

 

[Devolution]

this is how it works

"Women must like guys with big muscles, I see big muscle guys with women"

*works out*

*no women*

"Hmm, well women also like guys with lots of money and a nice car"

*works overtime for a year and gets new car*

*no women*

"Aha! It's not muscles, money, or cars... It must be dick size"

*jelqs endlessly for three months*

*no women*

etc etc

Yup.

 

[Plywood]

Why does it always come back to people deciding it must be that someone has a lot of money or a big dick?

no bro

why does it always come back to legs

 

[Aesius]

this is how it works

"Women must like guys with big muscles, I see big muscle guys with women"

*works out*

*no women*

"Hmm, well women also like guys with lots of money and a nice car"

*works overtime for a year and gets new car*

*no women*

"Aha! It's not muscles, money, or cars... It must be dick size"

*jelqs endlessly for three months*

*no women*

etc etc

It's probably 70% personality and 30% looks.

You gotta look decent enough to not be DQed immediately. But you can be a good looking guy and still strike out hard if you come across as a creeper or have no personality.

 

[YoYo Switch]

20+ page thread..calling it.

well looky looky

 

[Urban Scholar]

Thread of the weekend right here. Yeah confidence is a dangerous ass weapon & personality is its proper partner.

 

[Anticitizen One]

Well whats the best way to develop a good personality then????

 

[Trey]

this is how it works

"Women must like guys with big muscles, I see big muscle guys with women"

*works out*

*no women*

"Hmm, well women also like guys with lots of money and a nice car"

*works overtime for a year and gets new car*

*no women*

"Aha! It's not muscles, money, or cars... It must be dick size"

*jelqs endlessly for three months*

*no women*

etc etc

The pussy pursuit left that person pretty well off before the dick deformation.

 

[castaction]

WTF is that Mofo sleeping with is mom, on the real subject that kid is a player getting all them girls i want is facebook start pimpin those girls

 

[freenudemacusers]

The pussy pursuit left that person pretty well off before the dick deformation.

Yet the goal remains beyond their grasp.

 

[Jitters]

Here you go. It's pretty weird:

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

This is like the 2nd time I've read through this. So weird.

 

[Vermillion]

"What Pussy Does to Grown-Ass Men: An Overview"

 

[Anticitizen One]

Did it ever occur to anyone that he might be a drug dealer and has gotten those girls hooked on drugs?

I bet he trades party favors for personal "favors" that sick fuck

 

[SpaceBridge]

Wow, it's as if personality and confidence attract women instead of pocket books and muscles!

Not if you're a gay man. It's about the muscles and wallet. Sadly.

Spoiler

I'm gay.

 

[Mango The Magician]

Props to the kid, seems to have a good personality. Makes me wish I had a GF, but it's hard being an introvert and all.

 

[Lucario]

Not if you're on grindr. It's about the muscles and wallet. Sadly.

Spoiler

I'm gay.

fixed

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

I must admit, the bodybuilding forum has some salty motherfuckers on it right now.

The comments are entertaining

 

[SpaceBridge]

fixed

That too.

 

[Vermillion]

Props to the kid, seems to have a good personality. Makes me wish I had a GF, but it's hard being an introvert and all.

Study groups.

 

[R10Neymarfan]

That too.

The funny thing is that bodybuilding forums is homophobic and homoerotic at the same time. These guys won't get many girls, but they can pull in lots of guys if they wanted too...

 

[MIMIC]

this is how it works

"Women must like guys with big muscles, I see big muscle guys with women"

*works out*

*no women*

"Hmm, well women also like guys with lots of money and a nice car"

*works overtime for a year and gets new car*

*no women*

"Aha! It's not muscles, money, or cars... It must be dick size"

*jelqs endlessly for three months*

*no women*

etc etc

*Googles jelqs*

lol wtf

 

[SpaceBridge]

Jesus. I actually lurk the BB.com forum, but man the amount of homophobia, sexism, rape jokes, ignorance is offensive. Gym culture is sorta disgusting if this is a sample.

 

[Sora_N]

Wow, huge bowl of jello with this whole thing.

 

[zethren]

Skinny...fat?

 

[Sora_N]

Ok I went through a few pages, the guy's pretty young so he probably just has a good personality or something and gained more confidence by working out. Not sure why almost all of the people posting act like 10 year olds though.

 

[inm8num2]

Amazing how people's insecurities can come out when they see pics like that in the OP.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

So are we still somehow operating under the basis that these girls are his gf's and he's some playboy?

 

[Vermillion]

So are we still somehow operating under the basis that these girls are his gf's and he's some playboy?

They're probably just friends and he might fuck some of them.

 

[Devolution]

So are we still somehow operating under the basis that these girls are his gf's and he's some playboy?

I don't think it matters does it. The projections and reactions are pretty funny.

 

[cdkee]

Are those high school girls? This question is pertinent to my response.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I don't think it matters does it. The projections and reactions are pretty funny.

It's hilarious they're getting upset over nothing.

 

[Byakuya769]

This entire situation made me think of this comic:

Hahahahahahah. Nice.

 

[Lucario]

Hahahahahahah. Nice.

curls 4 tha gurls

 

[inm8num2]

The question on some people's minds seems not to be, "Why are they with him?" but rather, "Why not me?"

 

[haZethew0rld]

20+ page thread..calling it.

You won.