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[Cameron122]

I think you think too much. You have a good start, don't worry too much.

You think I think too much? I am pondering right now and I think you are right. Think on that, Jasup.

 

[Acid08]

I grabbed onto my first girlfriends butt before we kissed for the first time.

Relationships at 16 were great.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Free kisses to the unkissed~

 

[G-Fex]

It didn't taste good, I think that was on her though.

Tongues awesome though.

 

[IceCold]

Don't worry, Halloween is soon. Just get this:

 

[Cameron122]

Don't worry, Halloween is soon. Just get this:

My last name is booth I should totally rock this

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

My last name is booth I should totally rock this

Now I can find you.

 

[clav]

Surely almost all of us have kissed, right?

Nope.

Spoiler

Same for holding hands.

What's that like?

 

[Hypereides]

Looks like the dude is trying to eat her alive or some shit.

 

[Kurita]

When the tongues touch each other... Man, I love that.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Hey GAF I like kissing, too.

 

[DR2K]

Feels great when you remember their name.

 

[Kaizer]

Haven't kissed a girl since the 1st Grade. It was quick, a dare and funny.

 

[Hypereides]

I'm a kissing mimic. I mimic the same pattern of kissing on my partner. Depending on the situation I might change course if it's too boring or could be better.

I love biting, licking and kissing chick's earlobes or neck. They usually let out a very soft moan.

 

[Cameron122]

Hey GAF I like kissing, too.

Do you think it would be funner as a black man?

 

[NeO JD]

I've never kissed anybody. = (

 

[Night Crawlers]

I read these depressing threads and think, yeah, these guys are n00bs, for real. I used to be like that, lip virgin, actual virgin, and it gave me lots of depression, but now that I have kissed (1/23/2011) and "done the deed" (4/14/2011) all I can do is laugh and laugh at these threads. Guess what I've had sex. I've kissed woman lips. All my posts might be bad (dont read them), but since I've kissed and sexed I think I can safely say I've "won the internets". God bless

 

[Riki]

I read these depressing threads and think, yeah, these guys are n00bs, for real. I used to be like that, lip virgin, actual virgin, and it gave me lots of depression, but now that I have kissed (1/23/2011) and "done the deed" (4/14/2011) all I can do is laugh and laugh at these threads. Guess what I've had sex. I've kissed woman lips. All my posts might be bad (dont read them), but since I've kissed and sexed I think I can safely say I've "won the internets". God bless

You remember the dates of your first kiss and losing your virginity?
I can barely remember how old I was.

 

[Cameron122]

I read these depressing threads and think, yeah, these guys are n00bs, for real. I used to be like that, lip virgin, actual virgin, and it gave me lots of depression, but now that I have kissed (1/23/2011) and "done the deed" (4/14/2011) all I can do is laugh and laugh at these threads. Guess what I've had sex. I've kissed woman lips. All my posts might be bad (dont read them), but since I've kissed and sexed I think I can safely say I've "won the internets". God bless

Man you are the coolest cat can I get your autograph

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I read these depressing threads and think, yeah, these guys are n00bs, for real. I used to be like that, lip virgin, actual virgin, and it gave me lots of depression, but now that I have kissed (1/23/2011) and "done the deed" (4/14/2011) all I can do is laugh and laugh at these threads. Guess what I've had sex. I've kissed woman lips. All my posts might be bad (dont read them), but since I've kissed and sexed I think I can safely say I've "won the internets". God bless

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

I read these depressing threads and think, yeah, these guys are n00bs, for real. I used to be like that, lip virgin, actual virgin, and it gave me lots of depression, but now that I have kissed (1/23/2011) and "done the deed" (4/14/2011) all I can do is laugh and laugh at these threads. Guess what I've had sex. I've kissed woman lips. All my posts might be bad (dont read them), but since I've kissed and sexed I think I can safely say I've "won the internets". God bless

Can't help but think you're some middle-aged guy who just discovered message boards.

 

[Night Crawlers]

Good point, Not the Guy you Kill. Show this gif to a girl and when she lmaos like crazy you'll be one step closer to what you seek. Happy hunting.

 

[G-Fex]

You remember the dates of your first kiss and losing your virginity?
I can barely remember how old I was.

he wrote it down in his diary and put a big heart around it.

 

[Riki]

he wrote it down in his diary and put a big heart around it.

I mean, I'm not saying I get action a lot, but it seems odd to know that and post it.

 

[Cameron122]

Nobody fucks with NotTheGuyYouKill except for me, Night Crawler

Why you gotta be a right prick? Is there literature on the proper time to do a thing like kiss or hold hands? Fuck right off with that shallow ass alpha bullshit.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Good point, Not the Guy you Kill. Show this gif to a girl and when she lmaos like crazy you'll be one step closer to what you seek. Happy hunting.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

qote if u cry evrytym

 

[Joseca]

I read these depressing threads and think, yeah, these guys are n00bs, for real. I used to be like that, lip virgin, actual virgin, and it gave me lots of depression, but now that I have kissed (1/23/2011) and "done the deed" (4/14/2011) all I can do is laugh and laugh at these threads. Guess what I've had sex. I've kissed woman lips. All my posts might be bad (dont read them), but since I've kissed and sexed I think I can safely say I've "won the internets". God bless

If you don't remember the time, it didn't happen.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

qote if u cry evrytym

Oh fuck.

Nobody fucks with NotTheGuyYouKill except for me, Night Crawler

Why you gotta be a right prick? Is there literature on the proper time to do a thing like kiss or hold hands? Fuck right off with that shallow ass alpha bullshit.

 

[Thatonemoor]

when the time comes don't force it, enjoy each other's intimacy.

Few pages late on the reply but I'm not to worried about it. I just figure it will happen when it does.

 

[Cameron122]

Oh fuck.

We all know what it means

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

We all know what it means

So... I'm either a prison bitch or I'm super hardcore.

I like these odds.

 

[Riki]

We all know what it means

I thought it just meant they were sad people. D:

 

[Ryaaan14]

Do you think it would be funner as a black man?

Kissing? Why would it?

 

[Hypereides]

I read these depressing threads and think, yeah, these guys are n00bs, for real. I used to be like that, lip virgin, actual virgin, and it gave me lots of depression, but now that I have kissed (1/23/2011) and "done the deed" (4/14/2011) all I can do is laugh and laugh at these threads. Guess what I've had sex. I've kissed woman lips. All my posts might be bad (dont read them), but since I've kissed and sexed I think I can safely say I've "won the internets". God bless

I say, what a splendid anecdote old chap.

Now, pardon me, but I may have misplaced your 1-won-internetz diploma. I'll be back posthaste!

 

[Cameron122]

Kissing? Why would it?

I'm just fuckin' with you bud

 

[Funky Papa]

I read these depressing threads and think, yeah, these guys are n00bs, for real. I used to be like that, lip virgin, actual virgin, and it gave me lots of depression, but now that I have kissed (1/23/2011) and "done the deed" (4/14/2011) all I can do is laugh and laugh at these threads. Guess what I've had sex. I've kissed woman lips. All my posts might be bad (dont read them), but since I've kissed and sexed I think I can safely say I've "won the internets". God bless

 

[JBourne]

I read these depressing threads and think, yeah, these guys are n00bs, for real. I used to be like that, lip virgin, actual virgin, and it gave me lots of depression, but now that I have kissed (1/23/2011) and "done the deed" (4/14/2011) all I can do is laugh and laugh at these threads. Guess what I've had sex. I've kissed woman lips. All my posts might be bad (dont read them), but since I've kissed and sexed I think I can safely say I've "won the internets". God bless

The fact that this is such a big deal to you makes you lose, man.

 

[Night Crawlers]

Nobody fucks with NotTheGuyYouKill except for me, Night Crawler

Why you gotta be a right prick? Is there literature on the proper time to do a thing like kiss or hold hands? Fuck right off with that shallow ass alpha bullshit.

Woah chill down there homeslice! Being a sex-haver I just thought I'd give some useful advice. Memes and meme humor is big nowadays and if you find a way to monetize it you can make fat stacks. Humor+Financial Reliability=things women are looking for in a man. Dont' shit talk gifs.

To answer your question now that Niel Strauss's single life (RIP) is retiring the literature is sure to be wanting.

 

[StickSoldier]

I love when girls have nice lip gloss on too. And not too much tongue either. I remember one girl licking around my lips. Ugh, I thought I was about to get chapped lips from that. Then she proceeded to suck my tongue into her mouth like a vacuum and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't pull away because she was sucking with some power. Worst kiss ever

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Woah chill down there homeslice! Being a sex-haver I just thought I'd give some useful advice. Memes and meme humor is big nowadays and if you find a way to monetize it you can make fat stacks. Humor+Financial Reliability=things women are looking for in a man. Dont' shit talk gifs.

To answer your question now that Niel Strauss's single life (RIP) is retiring the literature is sure to be wanting.

I have no idea what you're even talking about in that post.

 

[G-Fex]

ROFL Sex-haver.

 

[Kickz]

I'm not really a big fan of tongue kissing.I am a lip biter.

well I'm a neck biter.

Gee, we keep going down. I wonder where this is going?

I'm a nipple biter

 

[akira28]

I read these depressing threads and think, yeah, these guys are n00bs, for real. I used to be like that, lip virgin, actual virgin, and it gave me lots of depression, but now that I have kissed (1/23/2011) and "done the deed" (4/14/2011) all I can do is laugh and laugh at these threads. Guess what I've had sex. I've kissed woman lips. All my posts might be bad (dont read them), but since I've kissed and sexed I think I can safely say I've "won the internets". God bless

7/10, would be trolled again.

 

[Metrotab]

Or just ask. Seriously it is easy as shit

Ask who?

 

[Night Crawlers]

7/10, would be trolled again.

ty but we prefer the term "irony wizards" or "joke masters". Trolls don't contribute to the conversation/ at. ALL. and are incredibly annoying.

 

[Blearth]

It's fucking amazing.

 

[PumpkinPie]

I remember wondering what is was like to kiss and being scared shitless at being bad at it. When it happened though it was like I always knew how to do it.

 

[MacGurcules]

ty but we prefer the term "irony wizards" or "joke masters". Trolls don't contribute to the conversation/ at. ALL. and are incredibly annoying.

You don't say.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

ty but we prefer the term "irony wizards" or "joke masters". Trolls don't contribute to the conversation/ at. ALL. and are incredibly annoying.

You're a wizard, alright.