I look like a girl

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SpartanForce said:
Is it the mullet?

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Yes.

Nuke that shit dude. Please.
 
Let's see mullet + a girl who you couldn't get a date with. You are only a few steps away from a hit 80's ballad (named after said girl).
 
I mean if you are self confident and pleasant to be around who cares about your hair or whatever

I obsess over trying to look good without having confidence to back it up, and I dont get very far
 
SpartanForce said:
Is it the mullet?]
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I live in the land of mullets. That's not a mullet, at least in the classical sense. There are many species of mullet. At best, you might be a new species. Something along the lines of a Termimullet. A man that shows the hairs on his chest and his balls proudly on the back of his neck but trimmed enough just so that people knows he knows business. It's not a classic Kentucky waterfall by any means or the various incarnations of the skullet or the Methullet. You'd be called a long-haired hipped where I live.

I'm just joking - well not about the fact that there are a shitload of people around where I live that still rock mullets - you look fine man. It's just about having confidence.
 
Style Fox said:
What happens when he does all the stuff you guys are telling him to do and he still doesn't get a GF?
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He made the mistake of not going with his own gut but instead listening to strangers on the internet.

DO A FLIP, OP. FLIP FOR HER. CHICKS LOVE FLIPS.

I'm kidding.
 
SpartanForce said:
Nothing because I ain't doing nothing a bunch of random people told me to.
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Well you asked for help... It'd be best to put forth effort in your appearance. I was going after a girl and I didn't get her, but in the process I cleaned myself up, got new clothing, and started to keep my hair cut and I feel a-lot better about myself.

You need confidence man.
 
I thought this was going be a thread about a gay guy realizing that he likes a girl and his life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute...oh fuck it
 
Horse Detective said:
I mean if you are self confident and pleasant to be around who cares about your hair or whatever

I obsess over trying to look good without having confidence to back it up, and I dont get very far
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There's a difference between obsessing over looks, and shooting yourself in the foot.

Self-confidence and being pleasant only go so far. Looks matter.
Mullets? NOBODY likes that shit.
 
Hey man you have a nice head of hair. But lose the fucking mullet. I don't think that would look good even in the mullet era.
 
Smellycat said:
I thought this was going be a thread about a gay guy realizing that he likes a girl and his life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute...oh fuck it
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I did too, turns out it was about a guy who couldnt overcome his mullet for a girl.
 
-Pyromaniac- said:
I like a girl. I am friend zoned with her because she doesn't want a relationship now. I'd rather friend than nothing. If something happens in the future so be it, if not then whatever.

Is that weird of me? I know others where it would have to be all or nothing for them but I'm fine with it. At least for now.
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Same situation here. It's not so much of "rather friend than nothing" for me but more of "just because she's not interested (now or ever) doesn't take away the fact that she's a good friend".
 
Man, the mullet, the glasses, the... weight. Lose them all. Please.
They, together, are the ingredients of a perfect milkshake of "lol, no, fuck you" you're getting for the rest of your life.
It tastes like shit.
 
maomaoIYP said:
Same situation here. It's not so much of "rather friend than nothing" for me but more of "just because she's not interested (now or ever) doesn't take away the fact that she's a good friend".
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well poor wording on my part but I say rather friend than nothing BECAUSE she's a good friend and we get along lol.
 
Ahasverus said:
Man, the mullet, the glasses, the... weight. Lose them all. Please.
They, together, are the ingredients of a perfect milkshake of "lol, no, fuck you" you're getting for the rest of your life.
It tastes like shit.
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Yeah, the mullet and glasses make a real bad combo.
 
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