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[NinjaBoiX]

Wouldn't neck rolls accentuate the neck beard?

Nah. Grow it out right and it just looks like you have a bushy beard and not a regular beard resting aloft neck fat.

Neckbeard is like a moo-moo for the face.

You just gotta know how to swag it out.

 

[zeroeffect]

Being shy with a girl will get you nowhere in life. Women like confidence. If you're not confident you'll keep asking these same questions. You don't even have to be the most attractive guy, if you're full on confidence you'll be surprised at what girls you could get. Ask her. What's the worst that could happen? She say no? If she does, so be it and move on. You can't force a girl to like you.

 

[FairyD]

Those Whomp comics are hilarious.

 

[Devolution]

cryjerk.

I kinda lost the will to fap

 

[SpartanForce]

She said she had stuff to do on the day. The end.

 

[geebee]

She said she had stuff to do on the day. The end.

What did you say exactly?

 

[John Dunbar]

She said she had stuff to do on the day. The end.

well, at least you asked. that's more than i'd have done.

 

[andycapps]

She said she had stuff to do on the day. The end.

How anticlimactic. You should have texted her, first of all. Also, if she says that, ask her if another day works better for her. If she says she's just really busy then that's a no, if she tells you another day works, success.

 

[UrAvgGuy]

How anticlimactic. You should have texted her, first of all. Also, if she says that, ask her if another day works better for her. If she says she's just really busy then that's a no, if she tells you another day works, success.

This. Don't give up just yet!

 

[xxracerxx]

She said she had stuff to do on the day. The end.

No, not the end. Explain what went down. And why not another day?

 

[RangersFan]

It's over, move on. You tried.

 

[geebee]

Shave the neckbeard and try again. If not with her, then someone else.

 

[Darkwater]

This is anticlimactic. MORE DETAILS!

 

[Forsaken82]

She said she had stuff to do on the day. The end.

So you only gave her the option of One day?

 

[Snuggles]

She said she had stuff to do on the day. The end.

There are plenty of other days...just because she can't chill today, doesn't mean she can't tomorrow, or any other day in the future. Unless that was just her nice way of saying no. We needs more details.

 

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

She said she had stuff to do on the day. The end.

Wait some time. Have a few conversations with her. Wait some more time. Wait for you two to be hanging around each other/working around each other, etc. Then ask again, hey, could we grab lunch some time?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

So you only gave her the option of One day?

And it was the day she washes her hair?

Schoolboy error.

 

[andymcc]

I kinda lost the will to fap

lmao

 

[RSLAEV]

The OP may get rebuffed but if this thread manages to rid the world of at least one neckbeard then it shall have served its purpose

 

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

I kinda lost the will to fap

I took the wife to see Don Jon recently. Kinda relevant to pornoverload.

 

[SpartanForce]

Also, I don't have neckbeard anymore.

 

[Sub_Level]

Wat.
I think you mean confident.

You have to be confidently dominant.

edit: u need to smile OP

 

[J. Bravo]

You do have a kind of molestache though.

 

[just_some_nut]

There are plenty of other days...just because she can't chill today, doesn't mean she can't tomorrow, or any other day in the future. Unless that was just her nice way of saying no. We needs more details.

Don't you think she would have suggested another time if she was interested? It's most likely the end of the line.

 

[FStop7]

You still need to trim the beard down

Maybe a nice chinstrap (don't do that)

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

You have to be confidently dominant.

edit: u need to smile OP

I like how because he's not in the smiling in the pics we assume he never smiles in his life.

You still need to trim the beard down

Maybe a nice chinstrap (don't do that)

Is this the same guy who people told in another thread to shave his beard and people said it ended up looking worse?

 

[xxracerxx]

Spartan, explain what you said to her.

 

[SystemsGo]

She said she had stuff to do on the day. The end.

If she liked you or even liked you as a friend, she would've made time for you or asked if you wanted to go some other time. Move on and find someone else.

 

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

Guy looks young. Give him time. Beards need moons.

 

[Hank The Tank]

Spartan, explain what you said to her.

H-h-hiwouldyouliketogoonadatewithme? Ohyoudon't? Okbye!

 

[Vermillion]

If she liked you or even liked you as a friend, she would've made time for you or asked if you wanted to go some other time. Move on and find someone else.

I don't ask my friends about next times if I simply don't want to do something. Though I'm also a guy, so.

 

[Raiden]

Also, I don't have neckbeard anymore.

You look good OP. But i think you could look even better if you trimmed that beard down and changed your hair a bit.

But hey you'll do allright!

Edit: oops, you already asked. But yeah at least you had the balls to ask her out. Once you're able to handle rejection asking girls out becomes as easy as ordering a drink.

 

[Redford]

OP you should buy her a pizza and write, "Be my GF?" in pepperoni and if she says no take the pizza back and you still win cause you have pizza.

thiz

 

[Jasup]

She said she had stuff to do on the day. The end.

Now I have to ask you one thing.

I understand that English is not your first language, and I understand if you prefer to keep your posts short for that reason. I can symphatize with it as I'm not a native speaker and sometimes I have difficulties using English myself. However in this thread you've written a total of around ten senteces. There's very little dialogue here.

Now, does your posting here reflect the way you communicate in your native tongue and with other people?


I mean did the conversation go something like this:
"You want to go out tomorrow?"
"umh, I have other things."
"Ok." *hang up*
?

That's the picture I have in my head. Please tell me I got it wrong.

 

[flippedb]

I like how because he's not in the smiling in the pics we assume he never smiles in his life.



Is this the same guy who people told in another thread to shave his beard and people said it ended up looking worse?

Nah, he's the one who asked how he looked and how to improve his looks. We all told him to get a good haircut and get rid of that beard, but he flipped and didn't listen. As you can see, his style hasn't changed a bit.

 

[EviLore]

Also, I don't have neckbeard anymore.

You're in desperate need of a haircut and a beard trim or shave. Use some product (like American Crew Fiber or Forming Cream) if your hair doesn't do what you want after you get it cut to a sharp length.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

Now I have to ask you one thing.

I understand that English is not your first language, and I understand if you prefer to keep your posts short for that reason. I can symphatize with it as I'm not a native speaker and sometimes I have difficulties using English myself. However in this thread you've written a total of around ten senteces. There's very little dialogue here.

Now, does your posting here reflect the way you communicate in your native tongue and with other people?


I mean did the conversation go something like this:
"You want to go out tomorrow?"
"umh, I have other things."
"Ok." *hang up*
?

That's the picture I have in my head. Please tell me I got it wrong.

This.

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

Trim yo shit, dawg.

 

[Dicer]

Op dun goofed...

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Nah, he's the one who asked how he looked and how to improve his looks. We all told him to get a good haircut and get rid of that beard, but he flipped and didn't listen. As you can see, his style hasn't changed a bit.

He did shave though and people still hated on his looks.

 

[Tenks]

Why is everyone pretending like this isn't over and closed? If you suggest a date on a Thursday and she has legitimate plans on a Thursday she'll respond with "I'm busy that day but how about Saturday?" Not "I'm busy no." OP isn't getting anywhere with this chick. Luckily for him literally billions of women exist on this planet.

 

[Banjotanooki]

Well, are you guys still friends?

Give her time dude. Just keep on talking to her and being yourself, eventually she'll come around and ask YOU out next time.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Why is everyone pretending like this isn't over and closed? If you suggest a date on a Thursday and she has legitimate plans on a Thursday she'll respond with "I'm busy that day but how about Saturday?" Not "I'm busy no." OP isn't getting anywhere with this chick. Luckily for him literally billions of women exist on this planet.

We're trying to get him success with one of these other literal billions right now.

Well, are you guys still friends?

Give her time dude. Just keep on talking to her and being yourself, eventually she'll come around and ask YOU out next time.

This can't be right.

 

[Snuggles]

Don't you think she would have suggested another time if she was interested? It's most likely the end of the line.

I would assume so as well, but for the sake of my entertainment I hoped that Spartan would share a bit more about the conversation. Oh well.

 

[vikki]

Also, I don't have neckbeard anymore.

Shave that beard off and go for the 5 O'clock shadow look. Also, a good haircut can make your face look thinner, not that you are fat. It'll just make you look refined.

I hope this is not the end.

 

[SeanR1221]

You're in desperate need of a haircut and a beard trim or shave. Use some product (like American Crew Fiber or Forming Cream) if your hair doesn't do what you want after you get it cut to a sharp length.

Lose 20 pounds, major trim/shave and a short neat haircut and I think we'd have a winner

 

[General Choomin]

Try to look like this guy.

 

[bobito]

Neckbeard is like a moo-moo for the face.

You just gotta know how to swag it out.

<3 simpsons

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

If I had to give him some advice it would be change your hair modestly to something a little more groomed. Don't grow facial hair any more than a weeks worth. Finally try and lose extra weight and afterwards get clothes that fit.

At the end of the day though what matters most is just knowing how to act.

 

[Darkwater]

Lose 20 pounds, major trim/shave and a short neat haircut and I think we'd have a winner

Also a good night's sleep wouldn't hurt. You look tired, OP.