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Real talk, OP

I have a friend who I've sort of had feelings for but didn't think anything was going to happen. She's super attractive and gets hit on a lot by guys. I thought I was pretty much friend zoned. She keeps saying "oh I wish I could find a nice guy and not assholes blah"

So last night we were out at a douchey-bro bar. She keeps getting hit on, of course. I'm pretty drunk and I called her out on the fact that she's never gonna find a good guy if she keeps going to places like this. She agrees with me saying that she really can't find a guy in this town. I kept telling her she could do way better. We sort of drunkenly made a promise to get married before we're 29 but then we end up sleeping together later that night.

That was like the worst story ever. I don't remember much because I blacked out but just GO FOR IT.
 
SpartanForce said:
Also, I don't have neckbeard anymore.

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You look so happy holy shit. Teach me how to optimism.
 
killertofu said:
Real talk, OP

I have a friend who I've sort of had feelings for but didn't think anything was going to happen. She's super attractive and gets hit on a lot by guys. I thought I was pretty much friend zoned. She keeps saying "oh I wish I could find a nice guy and not assholes blah"

So last night we were out at a douchey-bro bar. She keeps getting hit on, of course. I'm pretty drunk and I called her out on the fact that she's never gonna find a good guy if she keeps going to places like this. She agrees with me saying that she really can't find a guy in this town. I kept telling her she could do way better. We sort of drunkenly made a promise to get married before we're 29 but then we end up sleeping together later that night.

That was like the worst story ever. I don't remember much because I blacked out but just GO FOR IT.
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He went for it, she wasn't interested, move on.

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also OP, to be honest I was picturing a stereotypical ugly neckbeard, you are actually good looking. just groom yourself, shave the beard, try a new hairstyle and hit the gym. you'll be alright man. I was seriously picturing a lost cause, you are most definitely not a lost cause.
 
so the OP gave us one line update and got a shave.....this was worth the wait

anyway atleast you got the confidence to approach(well call) a girl, I don't see that much these days.
 
What I learned:

Stop thinking.
Start doing.

As long as you're not actually thinking (which is more or less over-thinking all the things) you're set. It's the only time it's worked for me...I've gone back to overthinking instead of doing and remain single.
 
Yeah man! All you need is to shave your beard, change your hairstyle, get new clothes, drop 20 pounds, hit the gym and work out to build muscle, bro.

THEN you will be worthy of women and they will magically flock to you.



Or you could just be your damn self and start talking to people. Don't change everything you are. You asked her out, she said no. You'll find someone else you're interested in I'm sure, and try again. The more no's you get, the less it will "hurt" over time. Get out there.
 
EviLore said:
Space Jesus, use thy hippie astronaut powers to set this poor sod on the right path that he not awkwardly call up this woman at 10 o'clock in the goddamned morning to profess his love
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#dead

Wait until 11 OP I read that is when the biological clock begins
 
RangersFan said:
also OP, to be honest I was picturing a stereotypical ugly neckbeard, you are actually good looking. just groom yourself, shave the beard, try a new hairstyle and hit the gym. you'll be alright man. I was seriously picturing a lost cause, you are most definitely not a lost cause.
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This post was kind of funny. You say he's good looking but then tell him to literally change everything about himself physically.
 
You called at 10am I'm not sure that was wise! I would say call after 12.
Then just ask her when she is free and have something fun to do! NOT the movies. Bike rides are for some reason always welcome.

Change the hair style and keep the beard. It screams man. I see a true stud in the making.
 
I like a girl. I am friend zoned with her because she doesn't want a relationship now. I'd rather friend than nothing. If something happens in the future so be it, if not then whatever.

Is that weird of me? I know others where it would have to be all or nothing for them but I'm fine with it. At least for now.
 
Ajemsuhgao said:
Yeah man! All you need is to shave your beard, change your hairstyle, get new clothes, drop 20 pounds, hit the gym and work out to build muscle, bro.

THEN you will be worthy of women and they will magically flock to you.


Or you could just be your damn self and start talking to people. Don't change everything you are. You asked her out, she said no. You'll find someone else you're interested in I'm sure, and try again. The more no's you get, the less it will "hurt" over time. Get out there.
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"dont change everything you are"

is this what you are?

- old clothes
- a beard
- too much weight
- bad hairstyle

if sacrificing these things is robbing you of your essence, you didn't have anything to offer someone in the first place. you should be more than that. people thinking your shitty clothes and beard make you someone are so wrong.

note-not criticizing the OP looks, this is just that particular poster's angle. OP looks fine and cleaned up.
 
-Pyromaniac- said:
I like a girl. I am friend zoned with her because she doesn't want a relationship now. I'd rather friend than nothing. If something happens in the future so be it, if not then whatever.

Is that weird of me? I know others where it would have to be all or nothing for them but I'm fine with it. At least for now.
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I was in a similar situation recently. As long as you don't feel bad about it, I don't think is weird. And now I'm dating the girl, so it could work out in the end.

OP, if it doesn't hurt your feelings to keep being friends with her, keep doing it. If it starts to hurt, that's when you have to get away.
 
killertofu said:
Real talk, OP

I have a friend who I've sort of had feelings for but didn't think anything was going to happen. She's super attractive and gets hit on a lot by guys. I thought I was pretty much friend zoned. She keeps saying "oh I wish I could find a nice guy and not assholes blah"

So last night we were out at a douchey-bro bar. She keeps getting hit on, of course. I'm pretty drunk and I called her out on the fact that she's never gonna find a good guy if she keeps going to places like this. She agrees with me saying that she really can't find a guy in this town. I kept telling her she could do way better. We sort of drunkenly made a promise to get married before we're 29 but then we end up sleeping together later that night.

That was like the worst story ever. I don't remember much because I blacked out but just GO FOR IT.
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Are you still a teenager?
 
Just keep chillin with her and see her a lot. Eventually she'll start to get attached to you and her pussy will be yours.
 
ArcangelAzrael said:
I was in a similar situation recently. As long as you don't feel bad about it, I don't think is weird. And now I'm dating the girl, so it could work out in the end.

OP, if it doesn't hurt your feelings to keep being friends with her, keep doing it. If it starts to hurt, that's when you have to get away.
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that's nice to hear. Yeah I'm not happy about it but I'm not sad about it. If something happens in the future then fine. If not then fine. If I meet someone any time now, I will pounce on that instead. Just rather be good friends than nothing.

At least it worked out for you!
 
zethren said:
Call her up.
When she picks up, don't respond. Just be quiet and monitor her voice patterns to determine if she's in a fine mood or not.
Proceed to ask her what her favorite place to eat is after a minute of silence.
Take her to that place.
Show up with a button down shirt on, unbuttoned so as to show off your six pack that you undoubtedly have.
Ask her to marry you by just putting a ring on her finger when she isn't paying attention.
Then you got her.
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I would like to see this made into a short film.
 
Ask if you can bum a cigarette off of her.

She has one? Initiate conversation.
She doesn't smoke? Apologize, tell her you're shit with socializing, Initiate conversation.

Works every time.

SpartanForce said:
I do like my mullet.
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Lose it, keep the beard. Curl your hair into a small afro. Chicks will /swoon./

ymmv
 
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