GAF, I'm 100% sure I'm getting friendzoned on Monday

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This is really dramatic, man

Maybe, but it's pretty accurate.

Either this girl is the most naive, oblivious person on the planet, or at this point she's COMPLETELY aware of the dejected state she's left him in.

And let's not ignore that, sometimes, humans can be selfish enough to actually enjoy the attention that comes from being in the presence of people who want you, regardless of how fair it is to those people.
 
The fact that he is being crushed, so he might do something rash about it, potentially killing the friendship in a fit of rage?

You're right. He might get so angry that he shits himself, forces people to leave the library because it stinks so bad, and really embarrass himself. Why didn't I think of that.
 
You're right. He might get so angry that he shits himself, forces people to leave the library because it stinks so bad, and really embarrass himself. Why didn't I think of that.

Or, rather than confronting his feelings of dejection, processing them, and dealing with it, he can just suppress them is some grand gesture of "continuing like nothing ever happened."

Cuz, well, that always works.
 
Fuck it, I'm gonna ask her what if my feelings are never gonna change, what if she's making the wrong decision here?
 
Fuck it, I'm gonna ask her what if my feelings are never gonna change, what if she's making the wrong decision here?

You are literally furthering the self-embarrassment with every move you make right now, OP.

But whatever, we all had to learn, I guess.
 
Fuck it, I'm gonna ask her what if my feelings are never gonna change, what if she's making the wrong decision here?

What are you hoping to gain by asking this

Serious question.

Really, the best thing you can do is to let the fog clear, recognize that it's over, and walk away.
It hurts, but you nuking yourself isn't going to make it feel better.
 
Or, rather than confronting his feelings of dejection, processing them, and dealing with it, he can just suppress them is some grand gesture of "continuing like nothing ever happened."

Cuz, well, that always works.

Assuming OP is too stupid to do the aforementioned, then yeah he can. But as I said, you're assuming the OP is an idiot, which isn't fair, and is an ASSUMPTION, based on a situation where you know only what OP has listed here.

How can you justify never speaking to her again is the best course of action, based on such assumptions?
 
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How have I never seen this? This is amazing
 
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh.

(Haven't told her yet).

She already made her choice. She said no to you and yes to the other guy.

She was wrong? Are you going to question that?

Don't bother to talk about this. We have told you that its clear you have nothing more than a friendship, and he is the one who gets to fuck her.

So, bail out. PLEASE.
 
OP, all you are doing right now is probably convincing her that she made the right choice.
Just leave.
Don't be an asshole, but it's time to get up and leave.


Why are you even there still?

Are you three just sitting there while you post on the internet? Holy shit man just WALK AWAY


I'm gonna need a fucking inhaler pretty soon, I'm about to start hyper-ventilating
 
Shit he's back, didn't have a chance to ask her.

Damn. Damn it all.

Man, that's the perfect time to ask her. When the other guy is right there.

Please bring up the touch barrier too, in his presence. And the presence of everyone else in the mall.

Even better, if they have an intercom system, try to see if you can break into the control room and broadcast your questions over the intercom.

This shit always works.
 
Also, if you MUST ask, if you really have to take the final plunge off the cliff, then do it in front of him.

It shows that you aren't afraid of him and aren't embarrassed about your feelings for her.

I wouldn't recommend asking, but if you do, do it in front of him. Fuck him, who cares.
 
If she were interested in OP she would have said something that night, or even sooner. You should have just asked her out on a date OP. Telling someone that you barely know that you have these strong feelings for them doesn't do anything. You have to go on dates and have some kind of romantic connection first, otherwise she doesn't know if she feels the same way. Hell for all you know, you could go on a couple of dates and realize YOU don't feel the way you thought you did.
 
It's over man, I wouldn't even speak to her again. Ignore her totally, move on, there is a girl out there for you that will reciprocate your feelings.

I don't know what this girl is doing, maybe shes being nice, or just likes the attention. Don't give her any, anymore. Walk away.
 
Since we can't speak over here, I just showed her the thread and my post about telling her that my feelings may not change.The following is our exchange on Notepad since he's still right there and I'm sure he's figured out what's up.

OP: This maybe creepy but ain't no one ever gonna care for you like I do

Her: . . . . . I'm sorry ): >: D: >:

OP: Maybe we really should take some time off...see what happens...

Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her

OP: Could u clone yourself?

Her:I wished but yeah. Plenty o' fish in da ocean

I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.

OP: Sorry that I had to put you thru this.. but I couldn't take it anymore... :(

Her: It's okay. I know that sometimes we have to clear things out in order to move on.

Probably cringe worthy to most of y'all and I guess I fucked up huh? Not sure what I'm supposed to do now, we're all still sitting here.
 
Since we can't speak on here. I just showed her thread and my post about telling her that my feelings may not change.The following is our exchange on Notepad since he's still right there and I'm sure he's figured out what's up.

OP: This maybe creepy but ain't no one ever gonna care for you like I do

Her: . . . . . I'm sorry ): >: D: >:

OP: Maybe we really should take some time off...see what happens...

Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her

OP: Could u clone yourself?

Her:I wished but yeah. Plenty o' fish in da ocean

I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.

OP: Sorry that I had to put you thru this.. but I couldn't take it anymore... :(

Her: It's okay. I know that sometimes we have to clear things out in order to move on.

Probably cringe worthy to most of y'all and I guess I fucked up huh? Not sure what I'm supposed to do now, we're all still sitting her.

Jesus Christ dude... just...

.. fuck.
 
Since we can't speak on here. I just showed her thread and my post about telling her that my feelings may not change.The following is our exchange on Notepad since he's still right there and I'm sure he's figured out what's up.

OP: This maybe creepy but ain't no one ever gonna care for you like I do

Her: . . . . . I'm sorry ): >: D: >:

OP: Maybe we really should take some time off...see what happens...

Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her

OP: Could u clone yourself?

Her:I wished but yeah. Plenty o' fish in da ocean

I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.

OP: Sorry that I had to put you thru this.. but I couldn't take it anymore... :(

Her: It's okay. I know that sometimes we have to clear things out in order to move on.

Probably cringe worthy to most of y'all and I guess I fucked up huh? Not sure what I'm supposed to do now, we're all still sitting her.

Okay. This has to be an elaborate troll now. You are sitting inside your home, typing this up, thinking that everyone is falling for your story hook line and sinker. There is no way this is real. I don't know your end game OP, but I am now onto you.
 
I don't understand. Didn't she set this up to give a reason why. Looks like she just wanted you to squirm more. You got played hard. Next time listen to gaf.
 
Since we can't speak on here. I just showed her thread and my post about telling her that my feelings may not change.The following is our exchange on Notepad since he's still right there and I'm sure he's figured out what's up.

OP: This maybe creepy but ain't no one ever gonna care for you like I do

Her: . . . . . I'm sorry ): >: D: >:

OP: Maybe we really should take some time off...see what happens...

Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her

OP: Could u clone yourself?

Her:I wished but yeah. Plenty o' fish in da ocean

I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.

OP: Sorry that I had to put you thru this.. but I couldn't take it anymore... :(

Her: It's okay. I know that sometimes we have to clear things out in order to move on.

Probably cringe worthy to most of y'all and I guess I fucked up huh? Not sure what I'm supposed to do now, we're all still sitting her.

There are no words...
 
Since we can't speak on here. I just showed her thread and my post about telling her that my feelings may not change.The following is our exchange on Notepad since he's still right there and I'm sure he's figured out what's up.

OP: This maybe creepy but ain't no one ever gonna care for you like I do

Her: . . . . . I'm sorry ): >: D: >:

OP: Maybe we really should take some time off...see what happens...

Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her

OP: Could u clone yourself?

Her:I wished but yeah. Plenty o' fish in da ocean

I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.

OP: Sorry that I had to put you thru this.. but I couldn't take it anymore... :(

Her: It's okay. I know that sometimes we have to clear things out in order to move on.

Probably cringe worthy to most of y'all and I guess I fucked up huh? Not sure what I'm supposed to do now, we're all still sitting her.
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Since we can't speak on here. I just showed her thread and my post about telling her that my feelings may not change.The following is our exchange on Notepad since he's still right there and I'm sure he's figured out what's up.

OP: This maybe creepy but ain't no one ever gonna care for you like I do

Her: . . . . . I'm sorry ): >: D: >:

OP: Maybe we really should take some time off...see what happens...
]Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her

OP: Could u clone yourself?

Her:I wished but yeah. Plenty o' fish in da ocean

I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.

OP: Sorry that I had to put you thru this.. but I couldn't take it anymore... :(

Her: It's okay. I know that sometimes we have to clear things out in order to move on.

Probably cringe worthy to most of y'all and I guess I fucked up huh? Not sure what I'm supposed to do now, we're all still sitting her.


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Since we can't speak on here. I just showed her thread and my post about telling her that my feelings may not change.The following is our exchange on Notepad since he's still right there and I'm sure he's figured out what's up.

OP: This maybe creepy but ain't no one ever gonna care for you like I do

Her: . . . . . I'm sorry ): >: D: >:

OP: Maybe we really should take some time off...see what happens...

Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her

OP: Could u clone yourself?

Her:I wished but yeah. Plenty o' fish in da ocean

I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.

OP: Sorry that I had to put you thru this.. but I couldn't take it anymore... :(

Her: It's okay. I know that sometimes we have to clear things out in order to move on.

Probably cringe worthy to most of y'all and I guess I fucked up huh? Not sure what I'm supposed to do now, we're all still sitting her.
Dude I am so sorry, but I laughed
 
Since we can't speak on here. I just showed her thread and my post about telling her that my feelings may not change.The following is our exchange on Notepad since he's still right there and I'm sure he's figured out what's up.

OP: This maybe creepy but ain't no one ever gonna care for you like I do

Her: . . . . . I'm sorry ): >: D: >:

OP: Maybe we really should take some time off...see what happens...

Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her

OP: Could u clone yourself?

Her:I wished but yeah. Plenty o' fish in da ocean

I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.

OP: Sorry that I had to put you thru this.. but I couldn't take it anymore... :(

Her: It's okay. I know that sometimes we have to clear things out in order to move on.

Probably cringe worthy to most of y'all and I guess I fucked up huh? Not sure what I'm supposed to do now, we're all still sitting her.
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Since we can't speak on here. I just showed her thread and my post about telling her that my feelings may not change.The following is our exchange on Notepad since he's still right there and I'm sure he's figured out what's up.

OP: This maybe creepy but ain't no one ever gonna care for you like I do

Her: . . . . . I'm sorry ): >: D: >:

OP: Maybe we really should take some time off...see what happens...

Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her

OP: Could u clone yourself?

Her:I wished but yeah. Plenty o' fish in da ocean

I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.

OP: Sorry that I had to put you thru this.. but I couldn't take it anymore... :(

Her: It's okay. I know that sometimes we have to clear things out in order to move on.

Probably cringe worthy to most of y'all and I guess I fucked up huh? Not sure what I'm supposed to do now, we're all still sitting her.

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do any of you have to change the channel when something embarrassing happens to someone on tv? because you get embarrassed for them? Im seriously getting that vibe here...
 
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