GAF, I'm 100% sure I'm getting friendzoned on Monday

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Kopite said:
Since we can't speak over here, I just showed her the thread and my post about telling her that my feelings may not change.The following is our exchange on Notepad since he's still right there and I'm sure he's figured out what's up.

OP: This maybe creepy but ain't no one ever gonna care for you like I do

Her: . . . . . I'm sorry ): >: D: >:

OP: Maybe we really should take some time off...see what happens...

Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her

OP: Could u clone yourself?

Her:I wished but yeah. Plenty o' fish in da ocean

I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.

OP: Sorry that I had to put you thru this.. but I couldn't take it anymore... :(

Her: It's okay. I know that sometimes we have to clear things out in order to move on.

Probably cringe worthy to most of y'all and I guess I fucked up huh? Not sure what I'm supposed to do now, we're all still sitting here.
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This is the single most embarrassing thing I've ever read in my life and I've read some shit

If there's a God; I pray to him that you're joking
 
You know what the saddest part is?

"GAF, I'm 100% sure I'm getting friendzoned on Monday."

If I were that girl I would never, ever speak to him again.
 
Kopite said:
Since we can't speak over here, I just showed her the thread and my post about telling her that my feelings may not change.The following is our exchange on Notepad since he's still right there and I'm sure he's figured out what's up.

OP: This maybe creepy but ain't no one ever gonna care for you like I do

Her: . . . . . I'm sorry ): >: D: >:

OP: Maybe we really should take some time off...see what happens...

Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her

OP: Could u clone yourself?

Her:I wished but yeah. Plenty o' fish in da ocean

I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.

OP: Sorry that I had to put you thru this.. but I couldn't take it anymore... :(

Her: It's okay. I know that sometimes we have to clear things out in order to move on.

Probably cringe worthy to most of y'all and I guess I fucked up huh? Not sure what I'm supposed to do now, we're all still sitting here.
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Sweet merciful Christ
 
At least you guys are still friends, she sounds like a cool person to be able to move past it easily. Sorry to hear it didn't work out but keep your head up, it's not the end of the world man.

But please for your sake learn about this situation and how to change your conduct with girls you like in the future.
 
Kopite said:
Well I'm really not a troll and just went into fuck it mode. I guess I was also being a complete jerk then.

Anyway this was the rest of the Notepad convo after then, I'm obviously still in fuck it mode. Forgive the slang ,formatting and jokes that you're not gonna get.

Me: Sorry.

Her: For what ?

Me: Everything.

Her:Seriously. Stop saying sorry. just take some time to recover

Me:I've only said it once :D but seriously I went into this with no consideration of how you feel and only cared about
my own feelings and I kinda feel like a jerk now for the position I've put you in.

Her: Nah... Don't know how else to say it without sounding wrong but I didn't feel anything awkward or guilty or whatever you think
I am feeling

Me: Well that's good to hear. X must be feeling kinda awkward though, but I guess it's worth it to see him shut up for once
and not kinda grope you when he's around you.

Her: I will ask him to tone down next time.

Me: No, don't. Don't do that. Don't dictate your relationship with me in consideration. I don't wan't to be that person.
Like I said, maybe I just need some time off...and the mid sem break should help that. For what it's worth I had a lot fun today,
sneaking out of the coffee shop after being trolled, looking for chatime and u heading towards the stairs and me the escalator,
Parkinsons LOLOLOL.
I guess what I want to say is that as long as you're happy I'm happy for you. He's a really lucky guy.
Sucks that it couldn't work out between us, but hey "It's better to have loved and lost then not have loved at all right?"
I hope so anyway and I don't want our friendship to be affected by this.I initially was going to keep a far distance because I
don't believe I'll ever stop loving u if we're constantly together, but today made me realise that I value being your friend more.
So maybe I have to add another one to the "Ones who got away" list, but I'm pretty happy you'll be on my FB chat list and to
have someone tell me what she said. :D

Her: Hehehe. Okay. Sorry to say this but I put you into the friendzone. Friendzone meme. ._. What ever your friends/people say in Nat geo,
I would be happy to still be friends and I hope this does not affect it in anyway. I can't write as long as you did but I'm
glad that we manage to pull it through. Just that you may not see it in the current moment but this just needs time. '

Me:Yes, and it's NeoGAF, NatGeo is the one with the animals ;) Length means nothing(that sounded wrong as usual). So how do you suggest we get out of this current situation here in the library?
Maybe we gotta do some actual work?

Her:Yeah. Hunt down Way. L0L We need to find a Way to get out of this

Way's a friend who helps us with work.
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Holy god in heaven. How did you think this was a good idea?
 
Manu said:
You know what the saddest part is?

"GAF, I'm 100% sure I'm getting friendzoned on Monday."

If I were that girl I would never, ever speak to him again.
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This.

OP, Kopite whatever your name is. You're a joke and I hope you never get a girl, or even a best friend.

You sure as hell won't anyway .

If you're a troll which there's a good chance you are, you fail on all counts.

I would be embarrassed for you if I even gave a crap but I really don't and I hope no one does.
 
Kopite said:
Since we can't speak over here, I just showed her the thread and my post about telling her that my feelings may not change.The following is our exchange on Notepad since he's still right there and I'm sure he's figured out what's up.

OP: This maybe creepy but ain't no one ever gonna care for you like I do

Her: . . . . . I'm sorry ): >: D: >:

OP: Maybe we really should take some time off...see what happens...

Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her

OP: Could u clone yourself?

Her:I wished but yeah. Plenty o' fish in da ocean

I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.

OP: Sorry that I had to put you thru this.. but I couldn't take it anymore... :(

Her: It's okay. I know that sometimes we have to clear things out in order to move on.

Probably cringe worthy to most of y'all and I guess I fucked up huh? Not sure what I'm supposed to do now, we're all still sitting here.
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Oh Jesus on ice skates. WHYYYYYYY
 
Oh god no. No offense but those updates are painful. Guess you didn't listen to any advice. Keep your chin up though, that which doesn't kill us makes us stronger. Learn from this.
 
Mr. Nobody said:
This.

OP, Kopite whatever your name is. You're a joke and I hope you never get a girl, or even a best friend.

You sure as hell won't anyway .

If you're a troll which there's a good chance you are, you fail on all counts.

I would be embarrassed for you if I even gave a crap but I really don't and I hope no one does.
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If he is a troll, I can understand the upset. Otherwise, this is a rather new plateau of mean.
 
Holy shit LOL, I've been feeling kind of down about my own troubles asking a girl out the last few days but this thread made me feel so much better about myself.
 
Mr. Nobody said:
This.

OP, Kopite whatever your name is. You're a joke and I hope you never get a girl, or even a best friend.

You sure as hell won't anyway .

If you're a troll which there's a good chance you are, you fail on all counts.

I would be embarrassed for you if I even gave a crap but I really don't and I hope no one does.
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Damn dude, the rest of us are just fuckin' with him and would gladly help him become better at dating but...

Well, you must be a troll too. lol
 
So he randomly found you two at the mall? Seems more likely she told him to show up or he's already an obsessive controlling boyfriend. That notepad convo was depressing, just move on and start lifting heavy.
 
Zoolader said:
So he randomly found you two at the mall? Seems more likely she told him to show up or he's already an obsessive controlling boyfriend. That notepad convo was depressing, just move on and start lifting heavy.
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Nah he was buying tickets at the cinema and I guess he saw us.

Mr. Nobody said:
This.

OP, Kopite whatever your name is. You're a joke and I hope you never get a girl, or even a best friend.

You sure as hell won't anyway .

If you're a troll which there's a good chance you are, you fail on all counts.

I would be embarrassed for you if I even gave a crap but I really don't and I hope no one does.
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Do one.
 
ViewtifulJC said:
This thread has enriched my life. No matter how many rejections I face, how many nosedives, how many things just don't work out, I know that it will simply NEVER bottom out in this fashion. Holy shit.

Thank you, OP
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This. This so very much.

Thanks OP! I feel sorry for ya (I've been that smitten before!), but just move on, learn from the experience, and FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY DO NOT EVER QUOTE SONG LYRICS TO A GIRL YOU ARE INTERESTED IN IN ORDER TO EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS.
 
Came for an update... Wow. I wanted to spare you some humiliation, just look at my posts on page 1. Nothing, not anyone's advice could have saved you from this tsunami wave of shame.

The only thing you can do at this point is hit the bottle and sink to new lows. You might emerge enlightened.
 
ZaCH3000 said:
Came for an update... Wow. I wanted to spare you some humiliation, just look at my posts on page 1. Nothing, not anyone's advice could have saved you from this tsunami wave of shame.

The only thing you can do at this point is hit the bottle and sink to new lows. You might emerge enlightened.
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I think I'll be fine ;) Feel better already. Nowhere near as bad as when I first made this thread.
 
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