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GAF, I'm 100% sure I'm getting friendzoned on Monday
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The One and Done
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Based on your latest convo with her it sounds like she'd be willing to progress with u romantically.
Since we can't speak over here, I just showed her the thread and my post about telling her that my feelings may not change.The following is our exchange on Notepad since he's still right there and I'm sure he's figured out what's up.
OP: This maybe creepy but ain't no one ever gonna care for you like I do
Her: . . . . . I'm sorry ): >: D: >:
OP: Maybe we really should take some time off...see what happens...
Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her
OP: Could u clone yourself?
Her:I wished but yeah. Plenty o' fish in da ocean
I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.
OP: Sorry that I had to put you thru this.. but I couldn't take it anymore...
Her: It's okay. I know that sometimes we have to clear things out in order to move on.
Probably cringe worthy to most of y'all and I guess I fucked up huh? Not sure what I'm supposed to do now, we're all still sitting here.
Skiesofwonder
Walruses, camels, bears, rabbits, tigers and badgers.
I love old folk story time!
Passive Assassin
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... You showed her this thread? Goddamn op lololol.
Op should join a club on campus.
Op should join a club on campus.
I forgot something.
lol, greatness
MickeyPhree
Member
There is so much fail in this thread it boggles the mind.
Op I honestly hope things work out for you with whatever happens.
Op I honestly hope things work out for you with whatever happens.
I forgot something.
Amazing.
Will the mods please ban this man? He smells of shit, vinegar, and SALT.
PlayALLtheGames
Banned
I'll have to sort of stick up for the OP here. There is no way that an Asian girl is going to town on any cock, I'm sorry. Asians are awkward when it comes to sex. They do not "fuck." They do not go down on each other. They're probably also playing video games and giving each other Eskimo kisses.
Falcs
Banned
Wrong.
CoffeeJanitor
Member
Moral of the story: there's no such thing as the 'friend zone'.Since we can't speak over here, I just showed her the thread and my post about telling her that my feelings may not change.The following is our exchange on Notepad since he's still right there and I'm sure he's figured out what's up.
OP: This maybe creepy but ain't no one ever gonna care for you like I do
Her: . . . . . I'm sorry ): >: D: >:
OP: Maybe we really should take some time off...see what happens...
Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her
OP: Could u clone yourself?
Her:I wished but yeah. Plenty o' fish in da ocean
I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.
OP: Sorry that I had to put you thru this.. but I couldn't take it anymore...
Her: It's okay. I know that sometimes we have to clear things out in order to move on.
Probably cringe worthy to most of y'all and I guess I fucked up huh? Not sure what I'm supposed to do now, we're all still sitting here.
My God dude...I was wondering why this thread was still going...
Wrong. So wrong. My Asian GF is coming over right now to suck my dick (she loves that, and swallowing too) and loves riding the fuck out of it and getting fucked from behind while screaming into a pillow.
Not awkward at all, let's put it that way. You need to get fucked by an Asian girl so she can suck the lies out of you. Through your dick!
I don't know about this. That guy who is my girl's friend for many years seems stuck there as he tried to hit on her.
Ken Masters
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Since we can't speak over here, I just showed her the thread and my post about telling her that my feelings may not change.The following is our exchange on Notepad since he's still right there and I'm sure he's figured out what's up.
OP: This maybe creepy but ain't no one ever gonna care for you like I do
Her: . . . . . I'm sorry ): >: D: >:
OP: Maybe we really should take some time off...see what happens...
Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her
OP: Could u clone yourself?
Her:I wished but yeah. Plenty o' fish in da ocean
I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.
OP: Sorry that I had to put you thru this.. but I couldn't take it anymore...
Her: It's okay. I know that sometimes we have to clear things out in order to move on.
Probably cringe worthy to most of y'all and I guess I fucked up huh? Not sure what I'm supposed to do now, we're all still sitting here.
So so fake
Tornado Condor
Member
God, I wish
I just don't know how anyone can be so...clueless. Do they not realize girls are people just like everyone else. They are not princesses.
Darkmakaimura
Can You Imagine What SureAI Is Going To Do With Garfield?
vas_a_morir
Banned
...this thread gave me an unrelated personal simp-flashback that chilled me to the core.
Why? Oh God, why?
Why? Oh God, why?
I beg to differ..I wont be doing fucking Eskimo kisses when I get home!
ComputerMKII
Banned
What the fuck does this even mean?
Chuckie
Member
Just because there aren't any Asian girls that would go to town on your cock doesn't mean Asian girls do not suck dick.
hipbabboom
Huh? What did I say? Did I screw up again? :(
I'm with you. I refuse to believe this is real otherwise it would just be too sad. I know people can be socially inept... heck.
It's real. It's not all that sad.
Anyway, help? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=86239156&postcount=9991
It's pretty sad man.
Different cultures and all that, but it really isn't over here.
Or maybe this is just the exception to the norm. Trust me, it's all good.
Well with that post you just linked the whole story becomes less sad. Ask the new girl out dude
I don't think any culture handles playing Taylor Swift songs and humiliating yourself in front of a girl you like, as the norm.
Like I said though, she doesn't care and she and her boyfriend still act the same around me. And although I know I fucked up, I'm ready to put all that shit behind me.
I've only spoken to her face2face once so would "Hey guess what, I'm gonna have to be in school tomorrow to hand in this document. All my friends have the week off and are chilling back home. You wanna go grab some lunch together?" be alright?
Why would you mention that about the friends? You're making everything needlessly complicated.
youngwerther
Banned
You are very indirect.
First you tell her you want her number just to win a bet now you write out this huge rationalization for why you are asking her to lunch.
"Hey, my friends are gone and I have nothing to do, want to go to lunch with me? I'm just asking because my friends are back home, nothing threatening or anything. If they were here I totally wouldn't be asking btw."
It's like you are trying to mask your intentions (which, I'm guessing is you like her). Or like, you are afraid that she will know that you are attracted to her (which she already knows anyways)
Why not just say "Hey, want to get lunch?" and leave it at that.
First you tell her you want her number just to win a bet now you write out this huge rationalization for why you are asking her to lunch.
"Hey, my friends are gone and I have nothing to do, want to go to lunch with me? I'm just asking because my friends are back home, nothing threatening or anything. If they were here I totally wouldn't be asking btw."
It's like you are trying to mask your intentions (which, I'm guessing is you like her). Or like, you are afraid that she will know that you are attracted to her (which she already knows anyways)
Why not just say "Hey, want to get lunch?" and leave it at that.
Lololol
Is this what Asian dudes think about their women? Because as a non-Asian dude who has lived in Asia for half a decade I can tell you that the exact opposite is true.
RangersFan
Member
Nope! "I'm Asian" too...
I'm marreid to a white gal now but I dated many Asians over the years and we fuck and suck like every other race on this planet. Then again I'm American, it may be culturally different in Malaysia, I highly doubt it though...
You gotta be shittin' me, son. This whole saga has been pathetic.
Well I didn't want to sound like I'm desperate to go out with her. I'm not exactly attracted to her, she's prettier than the other girl and all but I'm still in the process of getting over her. I just want to do this as I'm bored and lonely at home right now and I see an opportunity here to meet someone new.
So I guess I'll just stick to "I'm gonna be in Uni tomorrow cos I gotta hand in this document, wanna grab lunch?"
Edit: Or like the GAFfer above's suggestion?
I know I may be making things needlessly complicated and appear to be needing help every step of the way but after the last few fuck ups I'd rather be safe than sorry.
So I guess I'll just stick to "I'm gonna be in Uni tomorrow cos I gotta hand in this document, wanna grab lunch?"
Edit: Or like the GAFfer above's suggestion?
I know I may be making things needlessly complicated and appear to be needing help every step of the way but after the last few fuck ups I'd rather be safe than sorry.
Devolution
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Simple and direct isn't desperate. Desperate is beating around the bush like you're afraid of the answer.
youngwerther
Banned
So you are still going to stick with the lame rationalization despite everyone telling you not to lol.
You have an amazing proclivity for asking for advice and then ignoring what everyone tells you.
What's the point of asking and being safe instead sorry when you literally never listen to what anyone tells you?
You have an amazing proclivity for asking for advice and then ignoring what everyone tells you.
What's the point of asking and being safe instead sorry when you literally never listen to what anyone tells you?
Did you read the part where I've changed my intended text to RiffRaff's suggestion?
Sending it now.
ComputerMKII
Banned
True enough.
youngwerther
Banned
You liked his suggestion because it's a shorter version of what you were already going to say.
"Gotta be at school tomorrow".
You are still hell-bent on rationalizing asking her, just now with a fewer words.
"Gotta be at school tomorrow".
You are still hell-bent on rationalizing asking her, just now with a fewer words.
That whole rationalising part was me responding to a poster.
Edit: Yeah I still told her about the school part, but I think it's simple enough overall.
I put out a suggestion and amended it after feedback off here as well as listening to Devolution's explanation about being simple and direct. How have I not listened to the advice given?
Glad to hear you're trying to get out there and do stuff unrelated to the original girl OP.
See, it's not so hard when you've got friends in GAF!
Now all you have to do is have GAF suggestions wired into some headphones so that you'll know what to say while talking to this other girl.
Yes, nothing could possibly go wrong from that... yes....
See, it's not so hard when you've got friends in GAF!
Now all you have to do is have GAF suggestions wired into some headphones so that you'll know what to say while talking to this other girl.
Yes, nothing could possibly go wrong from that... yes....
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