It was a post pictures thread, you post pictures.
Best Account Suicides?
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LMAO, I remember that, I even posted in that thread. He ended up saying he was a ghost on the internet, and then wrote some weird fanfic at the end.
Jeff Albertson
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You know I never would have worked it out
It just seemed constant compliment fishing from the outside that's all but as she later explained it may have had an underlying reason
Anyone remember fernandorocker?
The guy who donated plasma constantly to buy new games every week.
The guy who bragged about his boss giving him a imac and calling his co-workers jealous haters.
The guy who called the gay teenager who commited suicide weak because americans have it good compared to where he lives in mexico.
His gf's account got banned supposedly because he tried posting under it.
He created a new account earlier this year, but got banned once again when his true identity was eventually revealed.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=546292
The guy who donated plasma constantly to buy new games every week.
The guy who bragged about his boss giving him a imac and calling his co-workers jealous haters.
The guy who called the gay teenager who commited suicide weak because americans have it good compared to where he lives in mexico.
His gf's account got banned supposedly because he tried posting under it.
He created a new account earlier this year, but got banned once again when his true identity was eventually revealed.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=546292
People immediately callibg his "girlfriend's" account "Fernanda" was a high point.
blame space
Banned
I don't want to alarm anyone, but I woke up this morning with a bomb strapped to my body that says "NeoGAF.com t-24h". It's not looking good.
Oh shit, Asimov was Fernandorocker? This explains everything.
Anyway. Does anyone remember the name of that Serbian guy who was also active in religion threads?
The one who got a short ban at first. Who bumped the thread after his ban to whine about how his ban was uncalled for and got permabanned and then proceeded to create a new account to continue his whining.
You know the guy, the one that was smarter than any of us.
That was quite awhile ago, I wonder if Borys even remembers?
Escape Goat
Member
When its my time to go I'm going to post Nicole Bass pics
Lee Chaolan
Member
I wasn't here then, but I looked up some of his posts, they were great. The user name lived up to the amazing character himself.
Yoshichan
And they made him a Lord of Cinder. Not for virtue, but for might. Such is a lord, I suppose. But here I ask. Do we have a sodding chance?
Why?
Phoenician_Viking
Banned
Beyblade guy (Brandon?) That was too funny.
You mean "Beyblade is back and more hardcore than ever!"?
NaughtyCalibur
Member
Gucci Messiah
Banned
Link pls
User 73706
Banned
Do Jake Bass instead.
Phoenician_Viking
Banned
Yes. He made 4 threads on gaming gaf and the OT.
Gucci Messiah
Banned
"If you want to talk to me like that take that shit to the private messages" and calling the guy a "dogfucker" were high points lol
well worth looking up, i was laughing for minutes
That was a fucking disappointment. :/
HeroesInAHalfShell
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As a rookie, I've found this thread particularly insightful. And funny. I don't understand some people. How do you have a breakdown on the internet? It takes so long to post a rant wall-of-text that wouldn't you have had the time to cool off by then? I mean problems are problems, but is an internet forum really where your time is best spent dealing with issues?
I imagine most of the porn-related account suicides were for some sort of cheap laugh than anything else.
I imagine most of the porn-related account suicides were for some sort of cheap laugh than anything else.
Pop-O-Matic
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My cousin is really into Beyblade. He's also 23 years old.
cyberheater
PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 Xbone PS4 PS4
Yeah. I thought he was really on to something there.
MrPing1000
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What was the name of the guy that used to post pictures of himself and his gf all the time.
He went a bit racist-y in a thread where he compared a black dude to a orangutan then defended himself that it wasn't a race thing, he genuinely looked like a orangutan.
Seriously terrible at remembering names or people on here. NeoGAF made my change my password today, haven't done it in 9 years. Lovely.
He went a bit racist-y in a thread where he compared a black dude to a orangutan then defended himself that it wasn't a race thing, he genuinely looked like a orangutan.
Seriously terrible at remembering names or people on here. NeoGAF made my change my password today, haven't done it in 9 years. Lovely.
Callo Merlose
Banned
lol, why does this bring back so many awful horrible hilarious memories from GAF in the early 2000's?
Gucci Messiah
Banned
You must be the ultimate lurker. Or a permenant Junior.
It'll never be your time goat
Jive Turkey
Unconfirmed Member
It was bound to be. Nothing could possibly live up to his first few posts.
krypt0nian
Banned
I tried to account suicide on gamefaqs before, but it only resulted in a temp ban :/
Creating topics requesting characters for Brawl were bannable at the time, I made a topic My Cock in CJayC's Ass for Brawl!!
And then I proceeded to link to some pretty hardcore porn. Got banned for a week or some shit.
Creating topics requesting characters for Brawl were bannable at the time, I made a topic My Cock in CJayC's Ass for Brawl!!
And then I proceeded to link to some pretty hardcore porn. Got banned for a week or some shit.
Anyone remember that one time when Rawk got banned?
This isn't really a genuine example of an account suicide since the actual cause of the ban was an unrelated and badly timed coincidence, but this thread developed pretty interestingly thanks to it looking like one.
This isn't really a genuine example of an account suicide since the actual cause of the ban was an unrelated and badly timed coincidence, but this thread developed pretty interestingly thanks to it looking like one.
NaughtyCalibur
Member
I don't know if it was mentioned yet, but wasn't there a mod who gave all the threads on gaming Nintendogs titles? So stupid but hilarious.
Although I think he was just demodded.
Although I think he was just demodded.
King Allant
Member
Here's your link, sir.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=307751
Topic is just the tip of the iceberg, though.
BladeoftheImmortal
Member
Some of these are pretty good.
Callo Merlose
Banned
A proud Permanent Junior. I've been around since before the Neo was in GAF.
From before bjork was bjork, even. Good times.
Escape Goat
Member
Oh yeah? Says who?!
You underestimate nerd rage. It's amazing how personally they take it when you say something negative about something they like.
Anyway, the "this is my final post" one are funny, especially when they play the "you've been playing my game all along, you peasants" bullshit.
Oh, and it's amazing how many other people have been banned in the time since, when you browse some of these threads.
Exterminieren
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There was ILikeFeet's meltdown in one of the Nintendo pre-E3 threads. 2011 maybe?
Anyway, dude got too into his descriptions of Princess Peach with shitting dick-nipples.
Anyway, dude got too into his descriptions of Princess Peach with shitting dick-nipples.
IISANDERII
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20 MILES INTO THE WOODS
Looks more like an account hijacking...sucks for him.
Yeah, probably left himself logged into a public computer or something. He's not permed.
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