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True Story ^_^

New Xbox One Can See Your Penis

#Penisgate

 

[thesaint08]

Xbone.

 

[Basileus777]

Hilarious.

 

[ThoughtsOfSpeaking]

Not if it doesn't want its eye poked out.

 

[Marauder Shields]

Dunno if the lense is big enough for my Xbone.

 

[Creaking]

The Xboner has come true.

 

[Wartari]

haha

 

[jacksepticeye]

God help anyone who spies on me in my private time. That's a traumatising experience

 

[Birathen]

NeoGAF complains: "Not enough zoom in Kinect 2.0!"

 

[TechnicPuppet]

True Story ^_^

New Xbox One Can See Your Penis

You'll be fine man, it doesn't have a zoom lens.

 

[Majine]

 

[G_Berry]

Who is that fuckwit in the video and can i get that two minutes of my life back please?

 

[IHaveCandy]

 

[madmackem]

Ohhh shit, i can see the daily mail headlines forming now.

 

[Quadraphonic]

So that's why they want me to backup further from the TV.

 

[Jonty]

Xbox One version of Mount Your Friends confirmed

 

[Matriox]

Meh... planned on using kinect with my pants off anyways.

 

[Windforce]

If it doesn't detect my penis, I'll be depressed and sue Microsoft.

 

[Opus Angelorum]

I hope it doesn't confuse mine for a third leg.

 

[Marvel]

Party in my pants and Kinect is invited.

 

[thewhitehawk]

Dunno if the lense is big enough for my Xbone.

Typically, the bigger a lens is the more "zoom" it has (I know that's not always true, but for the sake of simplicity, and in general, it is). If you're worried the Kinect lens isn't big enough then well... you're pretty much admitting to not being very fortunate below your waist area...

 

[Data West]

If it's small, it'll automatically set the game's difficulty to expert level, so you have something to brag about.

 

[ComputerMKII]

 

[AlphaQuack]

Its all for data-collecting purposes of course.

 

[IHaveIce]

The power of next gen

 

[Papercuts]

It can see my penis, and I can snap in porn while I play games.

Bring it on.

 

[Ubersnug]

Tin foil hat a plenty here...

That 'Dong' just looks like folds in the guys Jeans to me.

EDIT - But I will add, if Kinect does indeed see my penis, Twitch live streams is gonna get VERY interesting on the XOne!

 

[Majine]

Its all for data-collecting purposes of course.

Next generation e-peen - This time it's literal.

 

[TechnicPuppet]

Looks more like a pants tent to me.

 

[unknownstranger]

It can see my penis, and I can snap in porn while I play games.

Bring it on.

Lol

 

[Walshicus]

There's a lot of outdated information in that video...

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

omg #Penisgate bwhhahahahaha

 

[Hydrogen Bluebird]

Holy fuck. lol.

Next-gen is here.

 

[lazybones18]

should come in handy

 

[Savitar]

Kinect to be installed in airports to scan passengers next.

 

[onQ123]

I guess some of you are gonna need more socks

 

[T.O.P]

Kinect just got better

 

[IHaveIce]

It can see my penis, and I can snap in porn while I play games.

Bring it on.

Is snapping porn possible? IF yes best console ever

 

[Majine]

Is snapping porn possible? IF yes best console ever

That sounds like the worst porn experience ever.

 

[runnin_blue]

So where are the boobs?

 

[Thoraxes]

Man, I can't wait to get a rise out of a new DOAX.

 

[Atomski]

Patch in xray boob support later?

 

[stonesak]

Welp, that settles the Xbone debate.

 

[Ubersnug]

Either has has a very small penis or it is, indeed, folds in his jeans!

 

[Recall]

Tin foil hat a plenty here...

That 'Dong' just looks like folds in the guys Jeans to me.

Nah man we don't need logic, Microsoft needs to see our dicks. Think of the advert potential...

...please dont

 

[IHaveIce]

That sounds like the worst porn experience ever.

Playing the next tomb raider "xbox snap beeg"

Let the games begin who outmoans the other
Edit: also this is sexist!! It should also be able to see vaginas

 

[Dr_Swales]

If it can see a penis it can see other... Things...

Spoiler

*Invites [female] housemates in to see my me Kinect* muahahahahaha ....

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Such a lame video.

 

[Deleted member 125677]

I have nothing to hide

 

[dejay]

I have nothing to hide!

Err, I mean, I have both substantial length and girth, therefore I have nothing to be ashamed about.