Fast and Furious 6 is a atrocious movie

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sliceypete said:
honestly I fuckin hated fast 6, watched it in theaters with some friends and they all love it, i no longer talk to them for this fact. it a was a piece of fuckin shit movie. anyone that praises the Fast and Furious series know nothing about good movies.
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Hilarious!!!
 
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The (almost) never ending runway was pretty awesome, but I have no idea why
nobody bothered to go look for the Gal Gadot's body. They were still clearly over the runway, and she fell off a while before the plane burst into flames. I mean, considering what happened with Liddy, wouldn't they all want closure?
 
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lamaroo said:
The (almost) never ending runway was pretty awesome, but I have no idea why
nobody bothered to go look for the Gal Gadot's body. They were still clearly over the runway, and she fell off a while before the plane burst into flames. I mean, considering what happened with Liddy, wouldn't they all want closure?
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that death was so cheesy too. she went out with a max payne dive-shot.
 
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I found Fast 6 bland because it had no tension to it at all. Not even in the action scenes. And the story was such a big step down from 5. Having a stale antagonist didn't help either. The best part of fast 6 was the final final scene where the antagonist for the next movie in the series is revealed. Well execution on that front.
 
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lamaroo said:
The (almost) never ending runway was pretty awesome, but I have no idea why
nobody bothered to go look for the Gal Gadot's body. They were still clearly over the runway, and she fell off a while before the plane burst into flames. I mean, considering what happened with Liddy, wouldn't they all want closure?
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They all immediately forgot about her once Vim emerged from the flames.

Then.

SMASH CUT TO A BBQ.
 
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sliceypete said:
honestly I fuckin hated fast 6, watched it in theaters with some friends and they all love it, i no longer talk to them for this fact. it a was a piece of fuckin shit movie. anyone that praises the Fast and Furious series know nothing about good movies.
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I didn't go into this movie expecting a good movie, I went in expecting a fun one. And I think it fit that bill perfectly.
 
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Miker said:
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Yup. Hell of a movie.
 
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Dishwalla said:
I didn't go into this movie expecting a good movie, I went in expecting a fun one. And I think it fit that bill perfectly.
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fair enough, i just didn't find that over the top and cheezy acting fun. i guess im just bitter because we had the option of watching the new star trek instead of this wreck of a movie..... yea my dumb friends choose fast 6..... (also im still friends with these people lol, i just don't watch movies with them anymore)
 
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sliceypete said:
fair enough, i just didn't find that over the top and cheezy acting fun. i guess im just bitter because we had the option of watching the new star trek instead of this wreck of a movie..... yea my dumb friends choose fast 6..... (also im still friends with these people lol, i just don't watch movies with them anymore)
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new star trek was a shittier blockbuster. and lets not pretend it was smarter either.
 
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sliceypete said:
fair enough, i just didn't find that over the top and cheezy acting fun. i guess im just bitter because we had the option of watching the new star trek instead of this wreck of a movie..... yea my dumb friends choose fast 6..... (also im still friends with these people lol, i just don't watch movies with them anymore)
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Star Trek.. seriously? Your friends are good people to let you tag along.
 
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sliceypete said:
fair enough, i just didn't find that over the top and cheezy acting fun. i guess im just bitter because we had the option of watching the new star trek instead of this wreck of a movie..... yea my dumb friends choose fast 6..... (also im still friends with these people lol, i just don't watch movies with them anymore)
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I still say your friends made the right choice, especially when I find out the movie you missed out on was Star Trek(which was easily as stupid and cheesy as Fast 6 but not nearly as fun).
 
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I think it was a big step down form Fast 5.. But it's far from being bad and absolutely better than Fast 3.
 
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Dishwalla said:
I still say your friends made the right choice, especially when I find out the movie you missed out on was Star Trek(which was easily as stupid and cheesy as Fast 6 but not nearly as fun).
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haha guess i'll take your word for it, i still haven't seen that star trek movie (i did like the first of the new films)

I guess im the odd man out for not liking these stupid films lulz (to each his own)
 
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I 100% agree with you OP. Like how can people like this crap and then call Transformers shit? It's the same thing. It's alright to have a fun and "stupid" action movie, but FF6 was not anywhere near good as a fun and stupid action flick, it was just dumb.
 
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I admit, the amnesia angle gave me pause, even in a series that's as ridiculous as this one. Still, there were too many awesome scenes for me to dislike it. Not as good as Fast Five, but certainly better than most of the other action shit out nowadays.
 
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sliceypete said:
fair enough, i just didn't find that over the top and cheezy acting fun. i guess im just bitter because we had the option of watching the new star trek instead of this wreck of a movie..... yea my dumb friends choose fast 6..... (also im still friends with these people lol, i just don't watch movies with them anymore)
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Your friends saved you from one of the worst movies of 2013. You should be thanking them!
 
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sliceypete said:
fair enough, i just didn't find that over the top and cheezy acting fun. i guess im just bitter because we had the option of watching the new star trek instead of this wreck of a movie..... yea my dumb friends choose fast 6..... (also im still friends with these people lol, i just don't watch movies with them anymore)
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You should be thankful, you dodged a bullet.
 
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Is it awful though OP? I don't think so.

These movies take their stupidity incredibly seriously, and that's why I love them. Everything about them speaks to my sense of humor and the kind of stuff I actively search out in my entertainment.

I think the source of their success is that they're targeted towards the widest possible audience, yet still also seem to be tailored to the specific tastes of true dumb shit connoisseurs. It's all like some amazing happy accident that everyone involved can barely believe, but they just keep rolling with it. The trick is that these movies reached Torque tier long ago, and the people waiting for it didn't even notice.

Fast 7 will be the highest grossing movie of all time, probably never to be surpassed, and that's exactly how things should be.
 
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BruceLeeRoy said:
The RT consensus for this movie is:



What kind of drugs were the reviewers and apparently 85% of viewers on that saw this movie and where can I get some.

I find this franchise completely entertaining and actually enjoyed the 5th movie more than I expected. It was with these feelings that me and some friends started watching the 6th installment and...Damn this movie is awful.

High-Octane Humor - The dialogue GAHHH the dialogue is cringe worthy. Now I am not saying the previous film was high art but at least the cast looks like they are having a good time. In Fast 6 even the actors look uncomfortable saying most of their lines and who can blame them with a script that has them saying things like:

"Plan B? We need a plan C, D, E. We need more alphabets!"

Tyrese Gibson is especially bad. The one redeeming aspect of the dialogue is Gina Carrao who is so awkward that they relegated her to expressing her reactions to any of the other characters with "concern face" or "jovial face".

"You've gone from Shaggy to Scooby. This is something we don't doooo."
Oh Luda you make me so sad.

Terrific Action Scenes - What Terrific action scenes? Where? Where are these scenes? You mean the tank part where Dom turns into stretch armstrong and slings himself into Letty or the plane that tries to take off on a runway over 500 miles long with CG puppets flying all over the place the best of those puppets being when the chick lets go of the car to do a slow mo back roll into fog and fire never to be seen again.

Ah that part was actually pretty great.

So, if any of the 85% that enjoyed this movie are awake right now please let me know what medications and spirits I need to mix and in what order to be able to find this movie a high octane roller coaster of a good time.
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Completely agree

I was pretty stoked to see it after the delightfully surprising FF5 and while I won't say it's an awful movie, it's waaay the fuck overrated. I remember I kept asking my wife, "Wait… why are they in this movie? …I …I don't get it"
This film could have been ANY well staged action film. The cast/characters are laughably shoehorned into the proceedings with most being completely useless (Wonder Woman, the Spanish bros, Tyrese). Also, Amnesia lol.
Gina Carano talents are WAISTED in this movie (watch Haywire to understand). Complete unnecessary stunt-casting just like I'm sure Tony Jaa will be in FF7.
 
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sliceypete said:
This is the fuckin part the made me wanna walk the fuck out of the movie theater.... like.... really did that shit just happen.... :(
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While I don't like that they have completely ignored the laws of physics in this movie, I can't help but laugh and smile. It's just sooooooo ridiculous it loops back around to sanity.
 
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6 is the best in the series. Especially since they brought back Letty and got rid of that atrocious cop.
 
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Why in the actual fuck that people have to wait until XMAS AND FUCKING NEW YEAR to make threads like this? Why don't you fuckers go to the fucking official thread of those movies and post your fucking opinion there? Seriously. It's Xmas and New Year, enjoy some fucking thing for fuck's sake.
 
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The Technomancer said:
OP how do you feel about Pacific Rim?
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i think he was among the people who found it to be some magical film that teleported us all back to our childhoods. (not sure though, sorry if I`m mistaken)

maybe if your childhood consisted of roland emmerich godzilla and flubber. because that movie was a real piece of shit aside from like one 15 minutes action scene.
 
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You are correct. As a fan of all of the first 5 movies, yes including toyko drift, I thought 6 was atrocious. Nobody seemed to be having any fun, even the characters meant to be comic relief like luda and tyrese sounded too bored to really try. The action was so absurd that it went from "fun over the top" to "are you fucking kidding me who thought this would be a good idea?" The fact they barely mourned and didn't even bother to check on that girl who falls off the car in the end was bizarre and made them look like a bunch of shitheads. The dialogue sounded like it was written by a drunk 12 year old. The bro-love shit between Diesel and Walker felt ridiculously corny, especially with all the "family" nonsense that was presented and talked about in such a generic and cliched way, that its clear it was thought up by a person whose entire family perished in a house fire when he was an infant and grew up in a cave by himself before being reintroduced into society through a marathon of lifetime channel movies and readers digest inspirational stories which fed his miserable delusions of what having a family is like. Fuck that guy, send him back to that cave to die.

And Star Trek into Darkness was a vastly better movie, some of you are out of your fucking minds and should go pray to whatever deity you worship to stop whatever mysterious brain parasite is destroying your capacity for rational thought.
 
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Fool said:
Why in the actual fuck that people have to wait until XMAS AND FUCKING NEW YEAR to make threads like this? Why don't you fuckers go to the fucking official thread of those movies and post your fucking opinion there? Seriously. It's Xmas and New Year, enjoy some fucking thing for fuck's sake.
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Well fuck...
 
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