I like how you include your age to lend weight to your argument. It reminds me of an old dude who called in to bbc 5 live after a really shitty Tottenham (I think it was) performance where he proclaimed " I'm 61 years old, this was a disgraceful match, I want me money back" I started laughing historically at the fact that he felt he needed to colour his opinion with his age, just like you did here :lol
(There is nothing wrong with it, it's a personal quirk of mine to laugh at things like this)
Besides that I do agree with you when it comes to natural pubic hair